How long would a real life Batman stay alive and/or out of prison?

>>81091348
>billionaire
>how long would he stay out of prison

Indefinitely

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>>81091413
But nobody knows he's a billionaire until they take his mask off.

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>>81091348
He'd get shut down pretty quick by the government actually. There is a reason crime is allowed to exist.

>>81091522
If they can identify worst Emma's tits by some faint birthmarks and some random porn slut by a cloesup of nothing but her sphincter and the location of Shia's flag by flight pattern, honking and the stars, how long do you think it would take some random turbo autist to figure out your secret identity?

>>81091875
Longer than it would take for Batman to learn about that autismo's plan and neutralize him

>>81091875
4pbp

>>81091348
Not very long.

A real life batman would be nowhere near the level of movie/comic batman. IT's just not possible to master all those skills while also living a double life.

>>81091348
>he had an genius level IQ
>an genius
Shan't be reading anymore of this.

>>81092289
your a idiot

>>81092289
But "an genius level IQ" is correct?

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Real life Batman? That's Rorschach
He could do it for years if he doesnt do retarded things like patrolling EVERY night and instead he focuses on certain cases or individuals and disapears for a few weeks when he's done

>>81091348
Real life Batman is basically the mafia

Really makes you think

the idea of running around punching people in combat gear and boomerangs is absurd

a punisher or red hood type vigilante is far more realistic

>>81091413
Epstein is proof to the contrary.
Granted, 13 months for being a massive paedophile is a joke.

1 hour

>>81091348
He'd last about a month, tops. Think of all the people who are shooting at him, eventually a stray bullet will catch him.

A "realistic" Batman would have to hire teams of well-armed guys to do vigilante work, but at that point he's just a benevolent gangster.

I get the feeling the authorities could track him pretty easily with thermal or infrared cameras, so he'd be finished the second he made a name for himself.

>>81092569
You mean like da police for people who can't go to da police?

The Watchmen comic talks about this a lot.

One of the superheroes got his cape stuck in a revolving door and he was gunned down or something like that.

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>>81091348
>real life Batman

>>81092289
The g is silent

>>81091348
Couple years if he was smart, and if he was really smart he'd know when to stop.

when will we get an IRL caped crusader
it's about time

>>81093146
>if he was really smart he'd know when to stop

Before putting on the suit, I presume.

>>81093162

There are really autismo people that do it but they basically just walk around during the night time helping drunk people find a taxi

>>81093184
No.

I think it's possible a real life Batman with a shit load of training, smarts and a shit load of money could do shit, but eventually he'd get caught or killed, so he'd have to know when to put the cape away.

>>81091348
he would die in his second week. someone only needs to shoot to the eye or the mouth. his weapons and his principles are absurd. even punisher wouldn't survive a month.