Well FUCK Just had my leg fucking amputated. Some of you might

>>81087169
>Well the surgery site got infected and they had to remove it on Thursday.
Are you going to sue them and live comfortably for the rest of your life?

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>>81087169
Blade Runner.

There's a pretty good series of gymnasts sitcoms, I even learned how to do a backflip in one. Might come in handy for you.

>people dont recognise pasta this old

>>81087169
Forrest Gump

>>81087169
Your just hiding the other part of you leg faggot.

>>81087169
Watch the first three seasons of Arrested Development

>>81087169
sorry to hear OP

cute feet 10/10 would worship

>>81087169
Run Lola Run

>>81087169
what led to this
how'd you hurt your leg

>>81087169
Can I get your amputated legs?

>>81087169
Hey senpai, if you want some humerus films to watch, might I recommend, Save Your Legs! You'll really get a kick out of it! Although, the last half really doesn't have a leg to stand on... Meh. I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

Shake a leg!

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>>81087169

>>81087200
This. Jew them for every last penny.

>>81087169
NOT YOUR FUCKING BLOG FUCK OFF TO THAT OTHER SITE DIPSHIT

Forrest Gump is really good.

I remember this thread from years ago fagget

>>81087311
Why can't these shitposters at least come up with something original?

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>>81087169
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking rekt, good luck watching kino now, modern film is fucked

If i were you i would end it right here and now

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>losing your leg below the knees .. just in time to have it replaced by prostetics

i'm a bit jelly

>>81087200
Any hospital worth a damn makes you sign an assload of waivers before doing surgery, so unless OP has the money to stay in legal limbo for the next 20 years, that's not too likely.

>>81087169
Is this for real?
>that tv
>that vcr
>those video tapes
are you from the past?

>>81087169
that's pretty cool dude, you can be a cyborg now

>>81087169
but
what's in that black thing if your leg is gone?

>>81087311
That's actually pathetic.

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>>81087169
Star Wars

>>81087291
>not getting the chance to eat human meat when they amputate a limb off you or one of your friends
Life is suffering

>>81087424

Its more pathetic that you're so new you didnt even know it was pasta

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>>81087169
My Left Foot

>>81087381
>>81087200
Also OP has two healthy and fully functional human legs and is clearly fishing for (You)'s

>>81087381
Are lawyers the scum of the earth?

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>>81087169


Have some kino OP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJwyjWpP4XA

>>81087169
Timestamp or gtfo

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>>81087368
I'm not

>>81087169
This is from 2014, folks.

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>>81087500
>it's been three fucking years since True Detective season 1

>>81087447
>Being proud of having wasted years of your life here

>>81087480
Holy shit we're doomed, and how long until bleeding hearts start crying about how they're "torturing" robots

>>81087480
I know they gotta test that shit but feel bad for the unconscious robodude

>>81087169
You gonna get one of those bionic legs man?

Good luck OP

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>>81087169
Community and It's always sunny are cozy shows. Peaky Blinders is a good watch too if you can get used to their accents.

Hope you get a robot leg, get well soon

>>81087464
I'm frequently surprised at how well it worked

After all this time, OP has finally felt Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

>>81087261
>feet

Triggered

>>81087449
I was looking for this

>>81088204
oops :3c

>>81088267
We thought of the same thing. Isn't that weird anon?

>>81087169
>Broke my leg
Last time I checked it was 2017, not 1017. What could one possibly need to absolutely do in the current year that has a risk of getting your limbs broken? Are you one of those retarded skating fucks?

>>81087381

Don't listen to this fuckhead OP. I remember talking to my dad about a time he was on jury duty and how they awarded a dude in a similar situation a metric SHIT TON of money. Some of the jurors wanted to give him even more. It may take a while, but take these fuckers to court. You'll get paid

>>81087348
Shhh! Just run with it.

Well at least this thread reveals the amount of newfriends we have.

Who is to blame here? Bane? Drumpf? GoT? Capeshit?

>>81087237
truly saddening
tv is dead

*Posting before reading thread*
Sorry for your misfortune, OP. I wonder what is going on in the medical field? My neighbor lost his left leg just below the knee due to an infection following an injury. And I know of 2 people dying from sepsis in the past few months. Im being serious about this...whats going on with our health care? This is Civil war level care. Are they discharging people before an ordinary person can effectively clean the surgery site or what?

>>81088458
>armchair lawyer

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>>81088550
>American health care

Are you guys being serious?

This is three year old pasta, it used to be spammed every day.

>ITT: people unironically replying to ancient copypasta

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>>81087169

Footloose

>tfw newfag and still recognize stale pasta
I have seen this thread so many times and you people still fall for it

>>81088600
>>81088611
>>81088634
OP obviously needs more series to entertain him

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>>81087169
I semi feel your pain

I just broke my ankle 10 days ago

>>81088701
dayum

what happened

>>81088746
Got jumped by a bunch of people, fucked it up mid fight and had to keep walking and standing on it

I fucked my foot myself though. I blame those leatgher shoes you see in the pic. Its like a high heel with a big heel and not evenly balanced with the ankle

>>81088621
lol

>>81088781
>Got jumped by a bunch of people, fucked it up mid fight

Story?

>>81087169
Letterkenny

>>81088814
Stuck up for a girl getting attacked by a guy at a house party, the coward of course backed down from me but his friends and him met me outside the party 10 mins later when I was leaving

>>81088514
All of the above plus the fappening and trump

>>81088899
Are you gonna sue them for a shitload of cash?

Did the girl at least give you head?

Fat Pizza

>>81088959
I might be able to get victims compensation for $5,000

and no i never saw her again

>>81088959
She probably blew the guy that kicked his ass tbqhwy

>>81087169
>this board is now so new no one knows this is stale copypasta

Wew lads.

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>>81087169

old copypasta is old

>>81087480
what a cunt

>>81087169

Nice blog, faggot

>>81087381
Most hospitals will settle fairly quickly. They don't want to jerk around the legal system either.

>>81087169
Treasure Island

>>81087381
But suing isn't going to come out of his pocket.

The only way OP is 100% fucked is if he signed something after the infection(which he probably did)

>>81088572
Just curious. Where did you graduate law school?

>>81087480
WTF I hate humans now

>>81087169
>Well the surgery site got infected

For anyone who has a bad infection or in a bad area, and who isn't allergic to honeybees stings, should sting the shit out of the area with honeybees. It hurts like a bitch, but could save a limb or life. Apitoxin is what does it.

>>81087169
BTFO

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>>81087559
How long until the bleeding hearts start crying about how I'm raping my sex robot, when I program it to struggle and make sobbing noises when I'm fucking it?

>>81088899
NEVER get involved with any sort of domestic violence situation. NEVER. the female will not appreciate it and she will blow the guy while your ankle heals. NEVER protect a woman.

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do people forget about the archive?

>>81089584
How do I breed with robot?

>>81090369
I don't think most people know the archive exists, honestly.

>>81087169
Fuck off Hopalong

>>81087169
Rear Window

>>81087169
JUST

>>81087381

As my lawyer told me when I was asked to sign the shit ton of waivers before a blood transfusion, "No matter how many waivers you sign, the hospital does not have carte blanche to ruin your life"

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>>81090158
This guy knows what's what.
>>81088899
Wow, you are dumb.

>>81087294
the humerus is the bone of the upper arm, no the leg

Feetlets, when will they learn.

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

>>81087169
Show us your stump.

>>81087200
Do this and get a badass Deus Ex leg.

>>81087169
Star Wars the third one in the prequels

>>81087169

sue for malpractice, seriously you should'nt have lost your leg

>>81087237
fucking this.

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>>81087169

Holly shit and I thought I had it bad. Im really sorry, OP. I have been stuck home with a broken leg for 2 and half months. I broke up with my GF 2 weeks before the accident and during my rehabilitation only discovered how many people really care about me. Not as many as I hoped. Keep strong. It's going to be harsh, but always remember, it could be worse and there's always that time, when you can recover.

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>>81087203

my left foot

>>81087169
Must suck to live in a third world country...

>>81087169
JUST