https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoqiDOivUCo
No black people to fill a quota?
No stronk womanz?
No white guilt?
The fuck is this triggering shit?! Come on, it's the current year, get with the times!
>>81084801
>SJW strawmanning
aren't there better ways to start a thread
>hey guize let's talk about this movie
was that so hard?
>>81084861
*triggered*
>>81084801
pure russian kino
>low budget fantasy viking flick
Yeah, I'll pass.
>>81084861
it's about vikings os it was already reddit from the start
>>81085298
Meanwhile in America they would have spent 600 million dollars on something that would look 10 times shittier, fucking blind shill
>>81084801
It looks good desu
too bad SJWs are gonna raise hell about it
>>81085365
Doesn't make this any better. Stop comparing it to a non-existent competitor.
>>81084801
why do people keep using that shitty fucking music? I can't count the number of times I've heard it in trailers
>>81085459
Name one thing that looks wrong with it
>>81084801
holy fuck looks like pure action kino
just because the color of your skin is white, doesn't mean you're not a subhuman bydlo
>>81085494
Not diverse enough
>>81084801
viking Wladimir is going to save viking girl Irina. typical viking names right there.
vikings speaking russian, kek
>>81085559
they aren't Scandinavian vikings
>>81085595
You want them to all learn old Norse or something?
You ruined any chance of people in this thread actually talking about he movie with your garbage OP. Good job
>>81085595
Romans speak British
>>81085494
For example about 90% of the costuming and props.
>>81085494
>generic looking
>bad acting (you probably don't even understand the language)
>costumes are laughable
>it's about vikings
nice sets tho, I'll give you that
>>81085628
Sorry it doesn't resemble your precious game of thrones
>>81085635
GoT is even worse. I'm a viking period historical reenactor so I'm very autistic about shit like this. They could look cool without stupid fantasy elements.
>>81085665
Point out what looks wrong in this film, then, because I see nothing that looks historically inaccurate
>>81085494
not enough horned helmets
>>81085628
what's wrong with them?
>>81085665
>I'm a viking period historical reenactor
You're a larper. Don't pretend to be something less neckbeard.
>>81085635
it looks like a Skyrim fan movie, give it a break
>>81085365
>shill
Have words just lost all meaning?
>>81085783
>>81084861
you seem upset.
>>81085844
>>81085844
Bitch, please. You ain't got shit on me and my crew.
>>81085298
I love how everything that isn't CGI filled, big name star casted, Hollywood schlock is "low budget"
>>81084801
russian vikings? give me a break
>>81084801
>No black people to fill a quota?
Isn't this 100% slav actors? Literally 0 white people
>No stronk womanz?
We don't know that yet
>No white guilt?
and no white people
>>81085914
>russian movie
>high budget
kek, as if they can afford it
>>81085950
I'm not saying is a big budget movie but low budget would imply it ends up looking like a B movie or something. This seems like it has a pretty decent budget.
>>81085946
Not as far fetched as you might think, anon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kievan_Rus%27#Origin
>>81086176
>Kievan_Rus
Isn't Kiev in ukraine?
>>81085946
im not an expert in history but the vikings created settlements in eastern europe and their culture influenced that part of the continent very much.
(see 13th warrior)
>>81085946
not russian just slavic
As a russian a i should warn you:
"Viking" is shitty flick overwhelmed with slow-mos and boring action
If you're looking for a decent russian flick of 2016, check "Duelist"
>>81086322
You understand vikings weren't real, right? They're a legend, a myth, etc.
>>81086361
do they have internet in russia?
lmao
>>81086372
Dude fuck off, Vikings were real and they ended up influencing all European countries especially Britain and northern Europe
>>81086361
I see literally this same copy pasta on every youtube comment section for literally every Russian movie trailer:
"H-h-h-ey guyz I'm Russian and I'm here to tell you that it sucks, you should watch something better like Star Wars® Feminist Edition or Marvel™ shit CGI number 46"
Not sure if Disney shill, Hillary shill or Ukraine shill
>>81086372
give me a break,you know they hadnt written history,so you dont know how they really were,a bunch of elite handsome nordic warriors of just some warmongers with luck.
but you know what we mean whe we talk about "vikings"
>>81086361
>this movie is shit. Watch another shitty movie from our shithole instead
fuck off Ivan
>>81086402
No. Vikings were not real. They're like King Arthur, a myth. You have cultures that evolved by sharing ideas. Some of this sharing was forced due to war. But there was no kingdom of "vikings".
Where the fuck are the subs? I have it downloaded off ru.tracker but still no subs
>>81085595
Fucking retard
>>81086446
Hillary shill at this point? is /pol/ eating itself up? there's more and more retarded bogeymen every day.
>>81084801
>5 minute long trailer
also vikings are edgy niggers
>>81085716
>>81085777
Everyone is wearing brown or grey, everyone is dirty, people are wearing random scraps of fur and weird leather armour, horses have poorly hidden modern saddles, none of the women wear headscarves, weightlifter belts, shields more often than not a ragged mess of planks and fur...
Sure there are some things they got somewhat right, such as some of the jewelry and beads that women wore.
>>81086482
>the most influential and important culture in European history
>lol dude they were just a myth
Fuck off, this is the last (You) you take
>>81086446
You got me John, Viking is great and redpilled and you should definitely watch it and you're not gonna feel bored to hell while watching it.
>>81086534
>the most influential and important culture in European history
lmao
are you an american /pol/tard?
>>81086482
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Viking_Age_monarchs
>>81086534
There's real, but to call them the most important culture in Europe is a bit of a stretch.
Also the movie reaks of WE WUZ VIKINGZ AND SHIT from the Russian, but i guess it could be interesting, it's always interesting to see blockbusters made in other countries than the US
>>81086482
>vikings arent real
What the actual fuck? Am I being bated?
There's a plethora of archeological evidence and historical accounts of viking presence all accross northen europe.
You might as well say the ancient romans and greeks and fucking dinosaurs were not real.
>people actually think vikings were real just like people believe pirates were real like jack sparrow
Are you fucking serious?
Vikings weren't raping pillage fur wearing dirt wallowing monsters
they were fucking silk traders
a lot of the whole "vikings" bullshit came from christians provoking them
So christians made a bunch of stories up about the vikings!
There is no such thing as a viking.
Just like there is no such thing as a Barbarian.
It's all Christian propaganda.
>>81086665
Are you stupid? No one is saying there weren't different cultures living in Northern Europe. But they were not Vikings.
>>81086676
>It's all Christian propaganda.
*Tips fedora*
>>81084801
I have never seen this series only heard about it but i am amazed by the words "No stronk womanz"? the north are filled with weak, afraid, pretty but also very strong women.
My brothers ex beat the shit of a burglar and then tied him to the mailbox until the police came.
Her friend survived a week in the wild after the gps gave up.
Strong women are not rare in the north. Of-course one on one a woman usually do not beat a guy but willpower and anger can make a person perform far above their station.
>>81086676
Viking != Scandinavian you dense motherfucker. There are many testimonies of raids on British monasteries throughout the late 700s
>>81086771
And it begins.
This fucktard will claim Scandiavians were vikings. Someone else will say no it was the Swedes. No it was the Danes! etc. etc. etc. Instead of realizing all those societies had different but similar cultures.
>>81086771
christian propaganda
>>81086853
*Fedora tipping intensifies*
>>81086771
"Scandinavian's were called Vikings!"
So they were Scandinavians.
>>81086676
Holy fuck are you this dense
Rusfag here.
The movie was okay at best. Reenactor and vikingboos were triggered hard by incorrect costumes. Paganfags were triggered hard because the movie is pretty heavy handed christian propaganda.
That being said, I enjoyed it. If you're not an autistic LARPer or a retarded neopagan, you will probably like it too.
jesus christ shut the fuck up
>>81084801
Still not very good movie, it's more fantasy than a real history.
t. Russian
http://smash-christianity.blogspot.com/2015/01/three-myths-about-vikings-refuted.html
1. "The Vikings practiced pillage as the only way of life or livelihood".
False
2. "The Vikings were a barbaric, savage and illiterate society of rapists".
False
3. "Norse paganism approved homosexuality".
False.
You all are just fuðflogi (lit. man who flees the female sex organ).
>>81086761
Don't you understand there was no "warrior women" in that historical period and that these characters from American "Vikings" series are cartoonish as hell?
>>81086965
>>81086999
wtf
why so many slavic subhumans on /tv/?
does putin allowes you to use internet or something?
>>81087029
Well is nobody's fault if Vikings didn't leave monuments, literature etc. so everyone assumed they were savages
>>81084801
Why would any of those things happen in a viking movie, you obese failure? Go die of diabetes elsewhere.
>>81086999
Does the movie has a nationalistic theme like for example The Great Wall where it was all about good chinese people trying to teach values to evil white mercenaries ?
>>81086402
are you implying that the vikings were a positive influence on Europe? You realize they went around fucking spearing babies right?
>>81084801
It's utter shit.
Source: russian.
>>81087077
Why not? Are you some butthurt Pole?
If you mind Russians here, why discuss Russian-made movie?
>>81087112
>Why would any of those things happen in a viking movie
They would if it was an American film
>>81087119
it has a giant bear fur wearing viking killing mongol turkic barbarians, is that enough for you?
>>81087142
>Pole
I'm not a slav subhuman
and I don't want your kind posting here
>>81087112
I dont know ask around your nearest feminist outpost.
>>81087110
It was Christian Propaganda produced by the Monks who were trying to force Paganism out so were retaliated against. The first accounts that gave us these myths are from Christian Monks.
At the same time they were killing the Christian invaders they were trading with Persia.
>>81086262
Americuck's education everyone.
>>81087202
Lol dumb americuck what you gonna do about it?
>>81086965
>retarded neopagan
STOP
>>81087416
>romans were nordic
but he is retarded
>>81087119
Well, it was meant to be pro-Christian movie about how wild ancient slavic pagans were, but in the end it all became very cartoonish and unrealistic. And the whole decorations, historical details and plot are fucked up in that way.
it's good that some autists determined that a culture never existed, because of how hollywood jews depict them.
>>81087575
>not understanding the word viking is used in the same was as the word barbarians or pagans to encompass numerous societies that are not alike but are not christian
Your public education is showing. If anything you should be happy. The Jews made your life possible.
>>81085949
>slavs aren't white
Fuck off.
>>81085559
You do realize that the Varangians and other Nords created the Kievan Rus kingdoms, and were responsible for uniting the Slavic/Finno-Ugric tribes we know today as Muscovites, i.e. Russians?
Many of the early Slavic kings in Medieval Europe were essentially half-Nord, but spoke some Slavic tongue to communicate with their peasants/soldiers.
>>81087627
Cuck off jew.
>>81087844
>we know today as Muscovites, i.e. Russians
Ukrainians and Belarussians were also presented, back than it all was called just Rus' people
>>81087243
>It was Christian Propaganda
Funny how people who say this stuff are apologists for everything muslim
>this thread
>this level of american education
>>81087029
>1. "The Vikings practiced pillage as the only way of life or livelihood".
>False
Is not false, by definition a viking is a raider. The merchants and traders were not vikings, neither the farmers, or anyone who didnt jump in the ships. Viking =/= Norseman.
Being a viking was an activity, a "job" not a culture or an ethnic group.
>>81088725
>The merchants and traders were not vikings, neither the farmers
Yes they were.
>>81088725
"viking" roughly means "voyage" in old norse. Pillaging or raiding not required.
>>81084801
>Authentic Asian, thumb drawing bow technique
KINO
>>81086022
Of course it looks "nice" for a period film, the sets were all there before production even began.