>Son calls his father "sir". Do Ameriburgers

what's this board, some sort of guide to american life as told to foreigners by 50s OTAHD?

We also run around in coonskin caps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7sPvWrL6KY

>>81084754

>not calling your daddy sir

it's the BEST, especially when he asks for your boipussi

>>81084754
Better than calling them "Da" or "Mum".

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>Americans walk around the house in their outdoor shoes, treading shit all over the carpet

It's like a third world country.

>>81084754
>americans need to tip people for just doing their jobs because """they""" can't afford to give salaries for people in service industry (why should they? americans do it for them)

For your information I call my moms "Persephone" and "Typhlosion" just like it says on their birth certificates.

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>>81084871
I wear slippers in the house usually. I also pay a woman to come over and clean twice a week and the streets here aren't covered in shit from all the brown people like in your yuropoor countries so it's not a big deal when you're literally walking on the stones of freedom.

>>81085106
>immediately jumps to the "streets are either covered in shit or so clean you could eat off of them" argument

like fucking clockwork. you amerifats are as predictable as the sunrise

It's pretty common in the South. Not so sure about elsewhere, maybe among military families and black folks (who retain a lot of southern customs).

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>>81085165
Not as predictable as these retarded threads you post every single fucking day of your miserable existence amirite "m8"?

Also it's only predictable we'll say that because it's true. You live in shit and filth, we don't.

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>>81085210
>You live in shit and filth, we don't

Venice smells like shit while a shithole like Cleveland is spotless.

We're able to buy expensive Old world style smoked meats here now and the new Alfa Romeo so you are essentially redundant.

USA USA USA

>>81085294
>Venice smells like shit while a shithole
I agree.
t.Eastern European

>>81084754
When I got in trouble yeah but if we were on good terms it was just "dad" So i mean I havent called him sir since i was like 13.... because thats when he left....

>>81085210
This image never works because an American went through the time to make it which proves they do in fact care.

>>81084754
on this board most are the product of single mother homes. daddy ran away after he fucked mommy without a conny like the roadwhore she was.

>>81085387
>projecting

>>81084754
you watched "Mud" recently, didn't you?

>>81085106
>brown woman cleans his shit because he's incapable of doing it on his own
>"ahah, you brown people are dirty ahah"
really makes the synapses connect with one another

>>81085106
>I also pay a woman to come over and clean twice a week

What do you do that makes your house dirty enough to need cleaning twice a week? I vacuum once every other week and clean maybe four times a year.

>not calling your parent father
Plebians

>>81084754
Less common now, but yeah kids were supposed to reply respectfully to their elders using Sir or Ma'am.
I know thats how I was raised. You called your parents mom and dad (or whatever colloquial variant was acceptable) but if asked a question you're supposed to reply with Yes/No Sir/Ma'am.

>>81084754
I've heard Europeans call their parents by their first names. That's probably why you're all such frail little metrosexual pussies. No strong authority figures in your lives. No sense of discipline.

>>81087066
Except we don't? Its usually father/mother

>>81084871
>thinking americans have carpeting instead of easy-to-clean, elegant hardwood
>thinking that american streets are covered in shit
>thinking american households have people sit on the floor anyway instead of using chairs

third worlder spotted.

>>81084955
if you're a waiter, work at a restaurant with a clientele that tips big and you'll make way more than if your place had a no-tip policy. if you're a waiter at a place where people don't tip, leave your job. it's your fault for not finding something more lucrative.

>>81087249
>thinking that american streets are covered in shit
They are though. Multicultural shitting streets all over the place.

>>81085294
cute doggo

>>81084754
I call my father "sir".

I call your father "daddy".

>>81084871
>It's like a third world country.

It IS a third world country compared to other first world countries.

>>81087209
Agreed, as it's totally normal to do so, "sir"??
What the fuck murricans??

euro living in us here

my american gf calls me sir when im fucking her ass

it turns me on

that's my blog post r8 pls

>>81085294
I like this dogger

braaaaaaaaap

>>81089729
This.

Eastern Europe quality
health care
Education
Environment (coming soon)
Corruption
Surveillance
Homelessness
Poverty
Inequality
Monopoly controlled markets
Online Tabloid "news"
Leader with a Cult of Personality

My dad is the biggest asshole with a small man complex who demands respect from everyone and i have never once in my life had to call him sir. Ive never even known anyone who has done that. Maybe if you had a military dad or some shit but thats odd to me honestly.

>>81084855
>da
bongs dont actually do this, do they?

>>81090939
No we don't.

>>81084871
>Having carpet
Hello, the 60s called, they want their demodé style back.

>>81085210

>60% white

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>>81092122
>60% white

Maybe 10 years ago lmao

>>81090204
>Eastern Europe quality
>health care
>Education
>Environment (coming soon)
>Corruption
>Surveillance
>Homelessness
>Poverty
>Inequality
>Monopoly controlled markets
>Online Tabloid "news"
>Leader with a Cult of Personality

>>>/reddit/

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>>81092298

>>81084754
>Euros don't respect their father's

No wonder you all turn out to be fags

>>81084871

>It's like a third world country.
>like