They say "pimpin' ain't easy," but what they

I remember back when the Harlem Shake was just a black fella holding me upside down off a fire escape trying to collect his money

I used to think revenge was a dish best served cold, but then I realized it meant getting back at somebody

>>81083724
>Sarah Silverman, hysterical! who's funnier?
>Nobody!
>No, except dudes.

God damn those two episodes was such a fucking cocktease.

Then why don't prostitutes just become pimps if it's so easy? Checkmate.

>>81084541
>what is a madam

>>81083724
thank god for the hatchery

we would be lost without it

>>81084602
the road was uneven...

>>81083724
>what's something that nobody knows about you?
>well for one, i'm a deeply closeted gay man
>you're gay?
>what? i'm not gay
>you just said you were a deeply closeted gay man
>exactly, i'm deep in the closet, so i'm telling you, i'm not gay

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>>81083724
Swaglord on /tv/

>>81085180
yeah nigguh

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>>81085567
Sticky a chcken please need birbs

>>81084541
It ain't you moron, explicitly stated.

>>81083724
9/11

>>81085524
TRIGGERED

>>81085524
the fuck

>>81085524
Norm is despised by SJW

>>81085524
who jackie?

>>81083724
>>81085524
>>81085567
go fuck yourself
>using mod privileges to shitpost
seriously what is wrong with you

Dance like no one is watching, sing like no one is listening. love like you've never been hurt... And fuck like a goddamn retard.

another swaglord norm thread

let's do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK9q3wC3Nwo

My promise to the downtrodden Argentinean people is that I will not eat until the tyrant Margaret Thatcher is dead and buried!

>>81084541
Why don't pimps get a real job if it's so difficult?

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>>81085806
>Posting about Norm is shitposting

How about you suckstart a shotgun until your head is a fine paste you newfaggot retard? Goddamn this place has gone to shit in the past few years.

>>81086043
Norm is great

Swaglord is literally a redditor

>>81085906
>two wrongs don't make a right
https://youtu.be/EeaH_0NRDZw

>>81085625
Fuck you,post

>>81086061
yeah check out my extensive posting history: https://www.reddit.com/user/invisibro/

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I walked through blood and bones

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post nudes swaggy

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>>81083724
I mean this guy was a real jerk

ALL THE STARS ARE HERE

>And it's bad, bad Leeroy Brown
>baddest man in the whole damn town
>badder than the old King Kong
>and meaner than a concentration camp dog

>>81087658
SHE GOT CUT BY A FUCKING SORCERER!

>>81087905
Do you know what you just said?

>>81088479
super dave is one of the best straight men of all time

guys op here

forgot to mention im a huge homosexual

>>81088754
im a deeply closeted huge homosexual*

>>81085906
Did Fred Stoller ever learn there was actually an Albert Fish? I don't think Norm ever corrected him at the end (after that clip) so he probably still goes around assuming it was all made up by Norm. Which is even funnier to me.

>>81085625
oh no

>>81085625
Die

>>81088803
so you're gay then?

>>81090622
I'M NOT GAY!

>>81086924
DELET

>>81090836
>>81090622
I said I'm deeply closeted - I'm as straight as an arrow

>>81090234
>he doesn't know

Remember the old days when tweeting meant stabbing a hooker?

911 was a national tragedy

>>81085625
fuck

Jenny McCarthy recently got engaged to former New Kid on the Block Donny Wahlberg. They plan to marry on Retard Island.

>>81090930
I WALKED THROUGH BLOOD AND BONES

Only in Japan folks, only in Japan.

kill the old bag

to what end?

money

>>81085625
worst /b/ meme in a while desu

>>81090982
...he was in northern canada...

>>81085524

Norm is problematic:

> On "Saturday Night Live"s February 24th show, regular Norm MacDonald
appeared during the "Weekend Update" before a blowup of a USA Today story.
It headlined the recent death sentence of convicted murdered John Lotter
resulting from his part in the bloody, execution-style slaying of Brandon
Teena, a 20 year old transexual man in Falls City, Nebraska, and two of his
friends.

> Mr. MacDonald had this to say about the sentencing:
"In Nebraska, a man was sentenced for killing a female crossdresser [sic]
who had accused him of rape and two of her friends. Excuse me if this
sounds harsh, but in my mind, they all deserved to die."

> SNL’s Norm MacDonald is no friend of the transgender community. Just months after his infamous “everyone in this story deserved to die” comment on the Brandon Teena murder trial verdicts, MacDonald commented in his news update segment about transexual Sharon Boyd’s child custody case, saying, “Hmmm…I wonder who’s going to win this one, the mother of the 2 children, or the guy who had his penis twisted into a fake vagina.” If you’d like to express your opinion on Mr. MacDonald’s politics, call Mr. Andrew Brewer, NBC Standards & Practices, (212) 664-4458, or Mr. Dan Ferguson, SNL Public Relations (212) 664-3733.

> Actor and comedian Norm MacDonald (of Saturday Night Live) was attacked by two men in New York City. They thought he was a gay man because he was well-dressed, with styled hair, and lanky; he was walking through Greenwich Village, a center of the city's gay community. He suffered a concussion.

>>81090930
it was a tradegy and osodom needs to pay the price

>>81085806
I have never see them do otherwise.

>>81091437
A Florida university student was caught streaking on campus and apparently told police he was on acid, and asked them to cut his dick off. Boy these kids today are crazy, back in my day we didn’t need drugs, we would just cut our own dicks off.

Reminds me of that tragedy

>>81085625
shut up

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>>81085625

who jackie?

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Hey Wiener Dog!

I feel the same way about slaves as I do about shirts with flame patterns on them. I don't want to be friends with anyone who owns either of them.

>>81092883
some gold plated chains would make a nice retirement gift

for a very, very, good slave

>>81086863
hey, I'm the guy in that closeted redditor post

thanks for the warning, you asshole

>>81091437
>If you’d like to express your opinion on Mr. MacDonald’s politics, call Mr. Andrew Brewer, NBC Standards & Practices, (212) 664-4458, or Mr. Dan Ferguson, SNL Public Relations (212) 664-3733.
Fuck the cunt who wrote this
Based Norm

>>81091437
Norm is a living legend

It's a knick knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!

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>>81093024

Anyone else get the feeling that Norm is an overdose waiting to happen?

>>81083724
Wtf is this feminist "being a woman is harder" SJW bullshit?
DROPPED

>>81095989
morphine never kill nobody, I tell you no body

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cucklord is literally the cancer killing /tv/

>>81085906
>He only chose victims who were either mentally hanidcapped...now don't laugh at this next part...

Slays me every time