Welcome to Emerald City, an experimental unit of the Oswald Maximum

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Is this the only gay kino?

Just started season 3.
Tobias and Adebisi gotta be my favorite inmates.

>>81077647

Rough times ahead anon, but keep on truckin ya hear?

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>>81077683
Sieg fucking heil baby

>Top 10 Oz Characters
Adebisi
Keller
Schilinger
Said
Rebadow
Alvarez
O'Reilly
Beacher
Busmalis
Sister Pete

Is the overview for this show the most autistic section on Wikipedia?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oz_(TV_series)

>AGING PILLS

>>81078096

Ryan O'reily is the only main character

Why are prison shows/movies always so inaccurate?

I've done time in the can, in Max, Medium in both state and county... It's not as dramatic or gay as this gay ass shit.

>>81078664

Faggots who have been to prison make out like it is that dramatic until people make a show like Oz and then they come out and say yo it's not dat bad ay.

>>81078664
it's not a documentary you dildo

>>81078664
You're right, it's even gayer

>>81078664
you're a bad guy

>>81078898
For you

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>>81078096
>Keller
he helped me realize i was gay

>>81078664
>tfw you're a trustee and work in the CO lounge where you get to steal the old dip they spit in the trash cans, dry it out and roll it up to trade with other inmates

i watched a few seasons of this years ago, never finished it.
Should I start over from the beginning?

The show should have ended with S4, that was a better finale.

>>81079065
Sure, I rewatch it like every 2 years, it's bretty good and comfy

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>>81078983

>>81078664
I did 3 months in county. The only accurate portrayal of OZ was the segregation based on race when you arrive. I was scared shitless when I went to jail because of all the rape they portray on television. But its really just a dorm full of criminals just trying to do their time and go home. 6/10 experience. Wouldn't mind doing it again.

>>81079584
Lemme guess, you claimed to be homo so you didn't have to be in the normal units

>>81079617
No. When I arrived I sat and watched telemundo with the spics because I saw tits on TV and for the first month and a half there everyone thought I was Spanish and would speak Spanish to me and I would just nod my head or shrug because ii had no idea what they were saying.

>>81079812
God damn liar and you know it, why even lie on the internet

>>81079843
I just wanted to fit it.... Pls don't ban me moot.

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>>81079937
As punishment your assignment is to lurk /a/ for two weeks, maybe you can learn to be a better man there

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>>81079937
off to the isocubes with you... creep

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>>81078977

Alright Tobias

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Would you let Adebisi fuck your boipucci?

>>81077448
Reminder that Keller was the most dangerous guy in Oz.
He casually took out the entire Aryan brotherhood for his boyfriend.

>>81080574
Kareem Said is up there as well, causing the riot, domestic terrorism and so on

>>81077448
Thanks for reminding me to rewatch this again, one of my favourite shows

>>81079065
yes

>>81077448
I am Portuguese. Imagine I would go into a jail in USA. Would the Italians accept me, or would I have to become friends with the Latinos?

>>81081809
I think you would be "the others" portugese and spaniards aren't really wellliked by latinos

>>81082225
He could just go with the Whites.
Americans don't know the difference.

>>81082266
Spaniards and portugese aren't that white, not too sure about portugese, but spanish people are generally more brown because of intermixing with turks

>>81082266
I believe I'm too shitskin to get accepted by the Aryans

The show is stupid because after one murder that dumbass experimental unit would be shut down. After one murder in normal jail people go ape shit, there were dozens of murders throughout the show and the warden didn't even get fired.

>>81081809
Whoever you align yourself with, you're going to suck a lot of cock. Just gotta figure which cocks you would be willing to suck and work your way up from there.

>>81078977
Unirobically same

MAY I PLEASE FUCK MY WIFE!