#1 on trending I wasn't aware IT was this popular http

>Stephen King
>Clowns
>Scary Movie
>Actually a pretty good trailer.
>Not much else to talk about that happened today.

Not hard to top.

>>81068053
"Cult" following sorta deal. Many people in their late 20's/early 30's probably say clowns are creepy/scary thanks to this movie. I'm really excited to see this again.

>>81068116
>millennials don't care about King
>"muh ICP fuckin magnets"
>so was the trailer for Dead Island
>more Lefty degenerate pervs were busted for fucking kids, but "MUH TRUMP"

so, will the clown at least pretend to be friendly or he will be full monster all time

>>81068116
>>Actually a pretty good trailer.
go back to your capeshit thread you fucking subhuman

>>81068206
I doubt he'll be a monster all the time. Pennywise's thing was luring children close enough to fuck em up so he has to be somewhat approachable. Until the Loser's club all know of him, then he doesn't give a shit.

>>81068237
The trailer wasn't even bad. Chill the fuck out

>>81068053
>I wasn't aware IT was this popular
Are you stupid? It's the most famous horror story in existence. It's probably a top 5 novel. Certainly among American authors.

>>81068206
It's modern-day c'inamae my dude:

>Georgie loses boat down the drain

>gets in real close

>suddenly "RARRRR!!" SCARY CLOWN RIPS HIS ARM OFF AND BUTCHERS HIM RIGHT THERE WITH NO CONVERSATION!!!!!!

>BOOM

>[Title of Movie]

>next scene is Bevvy getting fucked in the butt by her dad

How much of the refrigerator will we see in the movie? That was one of the most disturbing parts of the book for me.

>>81068297
I'll walk out of the theater

>>81068287
it was pure fucking trash. you could just hear how terrible the acting was and that scene where pennywise runs at the camera all shaking and shit? terrible. retreat back to your capeshit and game of reddit threads you fucking subhuman pleb

>>81068361
>Unable to express opinion without being aggressive
What's the word for this

>>81068354
Truth be told, so would I. I'd probably stop to piss in the aisle.

>>81068297
that's what i am afraid for since there is a mini nervous scare when the kid first see the clown...

>>81068395
how about you stop shitting up this board with your garbage fucking "taste." the trailer looks objectively terrible

>>81068053
It's only popular because virgins won't stfu about a scene from the original book.

>>81068116
>Actually a pretty good trailer.

It has more funny moments than creepy ones. That trailer was terrible.

>>81068297
honestly, the entire movie and my accepting of not-Tim Curry as Pennywise, hinges entirely on how well he can sell and deliver that very scene.

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>>81068053
>#1 on trending

It's not actually #1, GoogleTube directly manipulates their trending algorithm to favor select content and filter out the numerous channels and videos the admins deem 'undesirable.'

>>81068498
Hardly anyone knows about that scene. That's why they all crow about the original. I doubt most know it's a book.

>>81068498
You mean the scene where they run the train on Bevvy? Or the scene where the one kid is jerking off Henry and Henry loves it?

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>>81068116
>Not much else to talk about that happened today.

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WE ALL JUST DOWN HERE

>>81068812
back to /sp/

>>81068498
That scene could have been removed and nothing in the story would be different. They left it in so we would talk about it.

>>81068818
Will they defeat Float Clown at the end of this movie?

>>81068812
Post the edit

>>81068758
Train

>>81068297
did we watch the same trailer? i didnt see no buttfucking?

It looks pretty solid. I like how they are updating certain things with the times like replacing the photo book flipping it's pages wildly with the projector going crazy. Aesthetically it looks pretty great so really the only X factor is the actual acting of Pennywise.

>>81068452
He does get spooked in the book too, so it ain't just the movie being edgy.
>He got up and walked over to the stormdrain. He dropped to his knees and peered in. The water made a dank hollow sound as it fell into the darkness. It was a spooky sound. It reminded him of —
'Huh!' The sound was jerked out of him as if on a string, and he recoiled.
There were yellow eyes in there: the sort of eyes he had always imagined but never actually seen down in the basement. It's an animal, he thought incoherently, that's all it is,some animal, maybe a housecat that got stuck down in there —
Still, he was ready to run — would run in a second or two, when his mental switchboard had dealt with the shock those two shiny yellow eyes had given him. He felt the rough surface of the macadam under his fingers, and the thin sheet of cold water flowing around
them. He saw himself getting up and backing away, and that was when a voice — a perfectly reasonable and rather pleasant voice — spoke to him from inside the stormdrain.
'Hi, Georgie,' it said.

>>81068053
>scary clowns
>muh 80s wibe
>"Like I totally remember watching this as a kid"
>not expecting it to be popular.

>>81068964
only thing I didn't like was that run at the end. I know hes a wacky clown but it looked goofy

>>81069114

Yeah that was a little to cliche boogeyman jumpscare and was fairly out of character for Pennywise. But if adding a few moments like that gets the normies to like it and make it a success then so be it.

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>>81068486
Naw man, looks cool.

I really hope it's just typical dumb trailer editing that makes it look like edgy tryhard shit.

Would ruin it if pennywise doesn't fuck with them for the fun while having a laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr32uXnxM24

>>81069012

I'm really not sure where people get this idea of "oh kids loved him because he was a clown". I think literally every single scene with him as a clown has kids either feeling uncomfortable around him or downright afraid.

>>81069114
>goofy
>clown
Oh nooooo

Looks good,when is it supposed to be released?

>>81068296

> The most famous horror movie in existence

wat

>>81069225
whys pennywise telling ritchie to pls gtfo/? when he could just kill him?

>>81069114
Did you not like Tim Curry? Mofo was bonkers. *beep beep* "HHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHA"

>Pardon me, do you have Prince Albert in a can? YA DO?! WELL THEN YA BETTER LET HIM OUT *head turning and laughing"

Man that shit was good

>>81069367
KISS ME FAT BOY

>>81069359

IT wasn't physically there. Sometimes he leaves the sewer like when he murders the little kids but in cases like this he's sort of astral projecting. He has very little power in crowds of people when they aren't afraid, it's why IT's always trying to get them alone.

>>81068205
I'm a millennial (1992) and I love King.
Millennials are anyone born between 1980 and 2000. It's another term for Gen Y.
There are plenty of 17-37 year olds who like Stephen King.

You're probably thinking of the "digital generation", who were born 2000-present.

So is the whole film just set when they're kids?
Couple of quick questions if anyone knows the answers:
>Will It die or will there be a sequel with them as adults?
>Will they have the gangbang?

>>81068053
what's with all the artificial hype? wasn't this a guaranteed bomb last year when they started releasing promotional shit and no on liked it?

>>81069451
>I'm a millennial (1992) and I love King.
I bet you like Harry Potter, too.

>>81068486
lol you sound like a fucking loser

>>81069451

As a person born in 93, you sound like a huge faggot. I bet you haven't read any Stephen King novels. Also, fuck off to reddit

>>81068053
This movie's gonna make mad bank when it comes out because of Stranger Things.

>>81069544
I liked the books as a child, sure. I haven't read them since the seventh was released, I think that was 2007 so I would've been 15.
Is it unusual for a person aged 5-15 to read the HP books as they came out?

>>81069578
>No millenials like Stephen King
>I like Stephen King
>Ha you sound like you haven't read any Stephen King

I cant find any info on if this is split into two movies or not

>>81069524
There is a sequel when they are adults

No gangbang scene. just beverly getting the bbc from mike

>>81069632
It is

>>81069524
Think there's supposed to be a sequel coming either 2018 or '19 of them as adults present day.

>>81069639
>>81069646
Cheers, gents.

>>81069524
its a 2part movie with the first being the kids. they dont really kill it just send him into hibernation or some shit. second part being the adults and it coming back for the final showdown

>>81068205

>>>/pol/

>>81069612

A very small portion of the population actually reads books nowadays, and if you were an avid book reader, your grammatical syntax and word usage would be more procured and concise as opposed to being basic and submissive. So I can tell from your cuckish tone that you don't read out of habbit or even as a hobby, and you definitely never read a Stephen King novel. You can say you enjoy movies adapted from Stephen King novels, but you should never try to bullshit anyone on a Taiwanese basket weaving forum that you enjoy Stephen King.

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>>81069225
>>Would ruin it if pennywise doesn't fuck with them for the fun while having a laugh
He probably will. The book version of the library scene is so much better. I'll post it, 3 images start with at the red arrow

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>>81068053
i posted this spicy opinion in the ded thred, so i'll repost it here
it's gonna be hard to take this movie seriously. pretty much entirely just because they got the guy who played kenny from we're the millers to play pennywise. i will not be able to hold my shit in when kennywise attempts to do his best tim curry impression.

>>81068205
>millennials don't care about King
I think most Americans go through a Stephen King phase. When I was in middle school I remember seeing some classmates reading IT, and then later on I got into reading The Green Mile, Carey, and Firestarter. My older cousin (who is almost 30) loved the Dark Tower series, and last year one of my millennial co-workers was reading SK books. Not to mention all the movies and shows that are based off his stories. There's just a lot of Stephen King shit, it's almost unavoidable for anyone in the US.

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>>81069756
I read books, and I think my "grammatical syntax and word usage" are fine, thanks; they're certainly a step above misspelling the word "habit", at any rate.
Here is a list of the Stephen King works that I've read:
>Salem's Lot
>The Shining
>The Dark Tower (Volume I only)
>Pet Sematary
>The Talisman (which was co-written with Peter Straub)
>It
>Needful Things
>The Green Mile
>Dreamcatcher
>Different Seasons
>Skeleton Crew
>Four Past Midnight
>Hearts in Atlantis

I'll grant you that it's not a huge percentage of his works, but I've certainly read enough to know that I enjoy his writing.
At this point I'm not that there's anything that can be said to convince you that this is true, but then I'm also not quite sure why you would feel the need to doubt me in the first place.

>>81069225

WOOHEH!

>>81069812
No they didn't, smart guy. It's Bill Skarsgard.

>>81069773
>>81069864
this scene was the best. the original movie did an ok job of it but it still didn't come close to the original exchange.
god pennywise is an asshole

>>81068361
>pennywise runs at the camera shaking
I laughed

Can't believe this is what passes for horror. No wonder the genre is regarded as shit

the new kids actually seem okay, surprise surprise

>>81069818

I definitely was not one of those people. I've never read any of his books, and the most memorable of the movies were the Langoliers and Maximum Overdrive.

>>81068053
Must be cause of Finn Wolfhard.

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>>81070046
i just read that it was recast. i feel stupid now, but at least the movie will be better.

>>81070104

Tread lightly, mods are banning your kind.

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>>81070046
He looks kind of like a young Tim Curry.

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AHHHH MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>>81070238
*MATURIN'S

>>81069936

>Hurdur you misspelt a word, so my writing tone isn't that of a cuck
>continues to write down a list of books he's read to prove himself

Congrats, you played yourself

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>>81069936

Read a good one.

>>81070293
I just found it ironic that you'd misspell words in the process of critiquing another person's grammar and vocabulary, that's all. You've also missed a period after your final statement there.
I never stated that my writing wasn't indicative of cuckoldry, though that is a bizarre thing to say to somebody.
Listing the King books I've read wasn't as difficult or time-consuming as you seem to think it was.

>>81070347
I've heard about this. I might give it a go at some point; at the moment I want to try and get through the Dark Tower series before the film's released in July. I've only read the first one so far.

>>81069812
Why isn't Aidan Gillen the clown

Do you think the house on neibolt street will feature hot sucking action I mean if a friendly neighborhood hobo leper offered it for a dime or for free WWYD

>>81070433
kirk acevedo was one of the earlier choices for pennywise. imagine a spic playing a cholo clown lol

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>>81070293

>>81068205
>more Lefty degenerate pervs were busted for fucking kids, but "MUH TRUMP"

Man I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt, but I cannot find a headline from today that's even close. It's like fake news isn't enough for you, you gotta start citing fake fake news.

>>81069756
>and you definitely never read a Stephen King novel.
As if that is some measure of literature. Stephen King is a hack.

>>81068361
Yeah the kid actors look like shit. They should have actually shown Finn in this trailer since he can act.

This would have been an elder god tier book if it would have just focused on the Losers as kids and not adults. The past sections are incredibly comfy and charming, and the kids are all very likeable, but that all goes out the window when they grow up.

I guess King is trying to comment on how growing up robs you of the innocence you had as a kid or some shit but honestly, I found the adults boring and one-dimensional. They pretty much read like your usual King adult protags by then.

>>81070569
This is such a stale meme. I'm not really a fan, but I can acknowledge that the guy is capable of spinning a good yarn, and the millions of people that throw money at him would agree. I hear his stuff can be uneven, but he also has written a bajillion books so that's not that surprising. I've found that the people who shit on King the most are generally tryhard plebs, whereas actual writers and smarter readers can recognize what he tries to do and that he is great at that.

>>81069359
Because It is kind of a retard who thinks with its stomach more than its brain.

It targets children because they scare the easiest, and fear makes its food taste better. This fucks It over because it has so many options to kill them and never follows through with it, and by the time they're adults, It is pretty much secretly afraid of them and continues to taunt them when it could easily kill them while they're separated.

I don't get it either, but I guess it keeps the plot moving.

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>liked this guy in the miniseries
>just realized I haven't seen him in anything in years

where did he go

>>81068818
He looks like Syndrome from The Incredibles in bad makeup.

>>81069233
I like it when people vaguely call Stephen King "psychological horror" etc as if they know what they're talking about. Stephen King's stories are full of in your face edge and frights.

>>81070894
he turned into that big mole thing on his cheek

>>81070905
Stop watching kid's movies.

>>81068361
Oh yes because the original penny wise was terrifying and not at all campy and stupid. By the way, do you have prince Albert in a can?

>>81070947
Then stop supporting shit like this that makes bad kid's movies look good.

>>81071020
If shit from a 14 year old kid's movie crosses your mind it's obvious you watch it all the time like an autistic faggot

>>81070894

IIRC hes the director of the FBI on The Americans. He does bit parts in other series too. Heard he had a bunch of kids so he probably tries to stay with his family as much as possible.

I never read the book, but didnt two of the boys fuxk each other or something? How the hell did they manage to adapt the entire book?

>>81071054
People were making the comparison when the EW pics showed up online, autismo.

But please, keep defending that the design they went with looks good. Please give them your shekels. Maybe they'll butcher The Shining or Misery next with the continued support of good goyim like you. :^)

>>81071184
>goyim
>:^)
You're so angry about someone calling you out for watching kid flicks. I don't give a shit about Shining or Misery, so if they butcher those then boohoo for you. IT looks fantastic.

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>>81069936
You might as well read Black House if you've read The Talisman

>>81068053
BASED WARNER BROTHERS DOES IT AGAIN! Another year another Oscar for make up!

>>81071166
The kids gangbang a chick, supposedly for a legit reason in the book but it's obviously just an excuse for King to write down his pedo fantasies.

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Stephen King said to just relax, it will be a good movie. Hmm.

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Um so I was watching and I couldn't help but pause and 2:15 and notice that his eyes are going in two different directions.

>>81071463
how about the fucking eyeless reflection. looks like a lot of detail went into this, so at least if it sucks we know they tried.

>>81071454
>made maximum overdrive

that's like if a chef gives you food poisoning at lunch and then recommends a restaurant for dinner

but it looks good.

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>>81071520
You have some special eyes.

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>>81071463
it is referenced here

>>81071463
millenia of inter-dimensional inbreeding will do that to you

>>81071454
Considering 90% of King based movies wind up unspeakably shitty, his expectations were probably pretty low.

It would have been interesting if they casted John leguizamo to be pennywise and basically had him reprise his spawn roll in different make up and tone down the comedy for more creepiness ...but the trailer looks good

>>81070347
They're pretty good, but every book he listed is better than them.

>>81071555
cocaine made at least 50% of Maximum Overdrive minimum

>>81071166
all the boys fuck the one girl

in the book it's effective, i think, because it solidifies the loss of childhood which itself is kind of disturbing. It would never work in a movie unless they really went full art. i suspect that the need to sell t shirts and backpacks off this shit prevented it from being included. or maybe they will include it but it's a surprise?

>>81071656
No, in the book it's pointless and embarrassing.

>>81071574
Jesus, the more I hear of this movie the more I look forward to it. The only thing I worry about is how Skarsgard's voice.

>>81071496
This is the same man that hated Kubrick's Shining and made his own definitive version which was a shitty TV show.

Today I learned the original novel IT has a fucking pre-teen gang bang for not explicable reason.

>huh I'm scared of a clown
I know, let's have you and all your loser friends run a train on me in a dark cave!
>huh sounds like a decent idea

What the fuck.

>>81071772

>today I learned

Fuck off mate.

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>>81071574
>"Man, you just saved me $200,000..." and that's how we were able to afford the axe murder flashback
Kino

>>81069936
Read Firestarter, Dead Zone, Cujo, Night Shift, and only up to Vol 3 of The Dark Tower when you get the chance

>>81071787
today i learned that you don't like me saying "today i learned"

>>81071828

Are you implying you didn't like a book about cowboys using dinner plates to fight off Dr. Doom robots with Lightsabers and Harry Potter Snitches that are controlled by furries?

>>81068053
Trending on Youtube often means jack shit these days. You get actual popular vids still but more and more seem downright promoted by the site.

>>81071772

it just plays on the fact that nobody wants to die before losing their virginity

>>81071772
It was a way of making them a ka-tet

This is Hollywood and this director is not Kubrick. He will be afraid to change many stupid pointless scenes from the book to not enrage the fans. The first part will be entertaining, but I doubt they will improve the second part with its dumb spider ending and space turtles.

>>81071828
Night Shift is pretty great, Jerusalem's Lot is the best impression of a Lovecraft story I've read so far.

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>>81071787
No. I've never read any of King's garbage books. They suck and he's a terrible writer. Having pre-teens bang eachother seems like the stupidest shit I've ever heard.

>the only way to save us is if you stick your ding dong in my yoohoo

So it won't have THAT scene, but will there be turtle ?

I remember when i was a kid, some girl in our street showed off her pusy to all the lads. Never went on to fight an ancient evil cosmic being though.

>>81068053
No orgy, we riot!

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>>81069812
Official Ratings:

Ben:
>okay choice, would have picked a kid that looked less like a honky Grimace

Bill:
>Haven't heard this kid stutter yet, so unsure. Definitely has the "kid with gravitas in a Stephen King film" thing going on

Mike:
>This is the nigga who's gonna fight Rodan? Bish please.

Richie:
>Pretty sure Wolfhard will pull off "doing shitty voices" without even trying.

Bev:
>If I were Bev's dad, I'd definitely be doing her in the pussy on the reg. Good choice.

Eddie:
>Kid is fucking perfect Eddie, even better than the kid from the TV movie

Stanley:
>Who really cares? Looks like a Jew so I guess he's all set.

Georgie:
>I honestly don't feel shit for this version of Georgie. I flet bad when other Georgie bought it as well as George in the book. This kid I just want to punch his face.

Henry Bowers:
>looks like an 80's douchebag as opposed to a 50's douchbag. Will enjoy watching him get his penis jerked by the other kid

IT:
>No clue yet.

>>81071932
>I'm going to comment on how much writing I've never even read before sucks

wew lad

>>81071951
What do you mean by showed off

>>81071932
Highly recommend you read Green Mile, The Shinning and Dark Towers. Then kindly retract your statements you son of a Protestant whore.

>>81071868
I wonder how she felt when they all made it out alive and she let five or more dudes fucking rail her in a row

>>81071971
She stood in front of a bunch of kids (male) and revealed her pusy to all

>>81071974
>>81071968
No. I don't read shit. His books suck. He sucks.

Dean Kaine material.

Here's my thoughts that no one gives a shit about but I'll post anyway: they HAD to make the trailer look like modern jumpscare horror. normie plebs aren't going to go see it if IT is full banter mode instead of a scary murder machine.

Fukunaga is a good director. He knows what he's doing, he knows how to build tension, and I truly believe he will stick to the source material. That source material won't put asses in seats, however. I could be wrong, but I'm going to withhold judgement until I see it.

>>81071932
>No. I've never read any of King's garbage books.

>They suck and he's a terrible writer.


This is "Leftist SJW" levels of idiocy.

>>81071976
She was spread sexually abused by her dad.

>>81072003
>Fukunaga

Do your duty and check facts

>>81071967
Bill looks creeper than Pennywise in the first scene of the trailer.

>>81072003

Man, are you going to be upset when you find out that Trump won the election.

>>81071905
This. King has great ideas that he burdens with overexplanations and attempts to turn them into some greater "lore".

That and it's clear that they want this to attract the same crowd that goes for those Conjuring movies. There will be no hideous violence or creepy sexual undertones. Expect jumpscares out the ass and other shallow attempts at being spoopy.

>>81068205
I rarely say this but you really shouldn't be alive.

>>81068963
I think anon made up how he thinks the movie will be, and now he's sperging out in his computer chair.

>>81072028
>>81072040
you could have just said Fukunaga isn't directing it. much easier. I don't care enough to follow this shit.

I still stick with what I said. Directorial quality isn't something to lean on but the rest of it still holds.

>>81071857
I do love the Dark Tower series. When King got sober he forgot how to write boss fights though

>>81069756
haha classic

>>81070347

Desperation is fucking horrible.

>>81072401
But Regulators is fucking great.

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>>81071770
Oh, you mean this movie?

>>81072614

That's funny. I'll mess about in After Effects on one of these days and get you a better cropped gif without the watermark.

>>81069818
What is it with Stephen King and middle school? All my friends and I went through a Stephen King phase in the 7th grade

>>81071656
you can represent a loss of childhood in another way (murder, drugs, alcohol, voting, doing taxes, etc)

it doesn't have to be a group of boys taking turns on a girl

>>81073034

Mature stems from sexually mature. Mature denotes adulthood.

Listen, I'm not a fan of this part of the book. It's one of the reasons why I haven't read the book. But symbolically, sex is jump into adulthood. Key word being symbolically.

>>81072921
For some reason, jr high librarians think King books are okay for kids to read and order them.
Kids, being natural edgelords, of course eat that shit up since it's casual horrorrag fiction.

>>81072807
>>81071770
I don't think it was his, I'll check IMDB tho

>>81073398
AH he Exec Produced. Sorry I doubted /tv/ bros

>>81072921
DId you also have an orgy in the sewer?
ah, childhood.

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>>81073545

>>81068053
m8 tell me the kid with the yellow jacket survives I love that general look since The Pagemaster

tell me the clown isn't some kind of demon or it's all in your mind bro none of this actually happened!

>>81073114
Here in Australia I actually had to steal them from the school library.
My high school was year 8 (13years old) to year 12 (17 years old), and only the Year 12 could borrow the "restricted books", and Stephen King was in that category. So in all prior years I would borrow and return them, just without permission. Nobody ever noticed they were missing, most people didn't go near the library anyway.

>>81073634
He doesn't
He is

>>81073634
That kid fucking dies, read the book.

>>81068296

>It's probably a top 5 novel. Certainly among American authors.

/lit/ here. You are a fucking pleb.

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>people still don't understand clown phobia
>make it look intentionally scary when the scary part is knowing there is a crazy man in happy costume that is charicature of humans because he himself has lost touch with humanity

>>81073789
It's an adaptation of a Stephen King novel, not your weird phobia of guys who juggle bowling ball pins for money.

>>81072861
Mate, why don't you just do that.

>>81073873
it's a really common phobia actually.

Wait, where's my stuttering?

Also, what's It clown costum description in the book?

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I could not stop myself.

>>81073937
I take it in the novel he stutters every sentence?

>>81073937
The costume changes throughout the book, but what's constant is that it's a silver suit with orange pom poms.

>>81073973
His stutter gets progressively better as the book goes on.

I wonder why they're releasing this in September, and not August (where studios tend to dump their summer movies they aren't confident can compete with the big movies) or October (for the obvious Halloween association).

they must have blown all their money on that clown fake news stories these shills are horrible

>>81073954
haha

>>81073988
He has the orange Pom poms but it's a white suit

My thing about the movie is how risky it's gonna be for the sequel since all the characters will be played by different actors.

>>81073988
>>81074042

What about It's face, is it as creepy as in the new film or looks like a normal clown like Curry's?

>>81068053
Interesting to see that they are taking more from the actual book this time than the first movie. Might actually be a decent film.

>>81074083
Well the problem is that it's constantly shapeshifting, even its clown form, so I'd say a mix between them.

>>81068395
the word is overused, but im pretty sure 'douchebag's original definition was this

>>81068297
thought i was the only one remembering that all the boys fucked that poor girl as kids in the book
how did king get away with this

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>>81068563
Nah bro, what's really important is if they have the balls to put the orgy in.

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>>81072861
Well I can't do much about the watermark, but why would that matter? Some people don't have Adobe - _ -

>>81068053
>dresses as a woman
>has buck teeth
Please tell me he says "What's up, doc?!"

>>81074210
They alread confirmed that it won't be in the movie

>>81073772

/sci/ here. You guys are jokes.

>>81074065
they could just pull a "boyhood" and wait it out until the actors are old enough for the part

>>81074259
damn

>>81074264
/gif/ here

SAUCE WHERE!?

>>81074114
hey guys let me just post this picture from reddit to contribute to the thread isnt cool guys i dont even need to add any text to my post thats how good it is

>>81074250

Well I'll have to add some lighting effects to match RP's happening style. As far as the watermark, it's just ugly.

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>>81074301
/k/ here
FUCKING SWING OUT CYLINDERS!
ARE YOU KIDDING MEE!!!!

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>KILL HIM HENRY KILL THE NIGGER
>KILL HIM HENRY KILL THE NIGGER
>KILL HIM HENRY KILL THE NIGGER
>KILL HIM
>KILL HIM

>>81073607
Stephen King looks like he'd be a child molester if he wasn't writing fucked up books

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>>81074327
you could try that. here it is w/o the watermark...

>>81074301
>>81074357

/mu/ here. Music for this feel?

>>81074200

>how did king get away with this

He was pretty much untouchable back then, the editor at the publisher wouldn't dare question King's vision I'm sure.

On the other hand, back then when King was coked up all the time, he actually wrote some good stuff (It, Shining, Dead Zone, Salem's Lot, Firestarter, Pet Sematary), when he cleaned up, he lost his mojo.

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This is Henry Bowers in my head. Not Patrick Hockstetter.

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Is this supposed to be a joke?

>"IT scared me so much as a kid, It's the reason why I'm afraid of clowns"

When in reality they've only watched the 5 minute Pennywise compilation on YouTube. The miniseries is so fucking bad, its 3 hours of boring trash with 7 minutes of decent stuff. I'm optimistic for this movie, atleast it will be better then the original.

>>81074467
yeah that part is definitely stupid as fuck

>>81074467
dayum conan o'brien looks like THAT!?

>>81068053
what's the sound effect called at 1:01?

>>81074467
>>81074517
Is this what shills do now? They post a perfectly good picture then say "hahahahaha JUST" as a form of reverse psychology?

>>81074588
what are you even trying to say? i was commenting on the guys picture that Pennywise looks shitty there. how is that shilling?

>>81068053
i had to put a wash cloth over the drain when I showered since it made me afraid of shower drains so freaking much XD

I generally want films to follow their source material closely, yet I hope they leave out the fucking 12 year old gang bang train. Is there any way they can keep it in without serious angry outcry? Perhaps they will downgrade it to a kiss, but anyone who read the book will roll their eyes at that shit.

>>81074549
Lel

>>81074662
I started wandering tunnels with my friends, hoping it would lead to a gang bang.

>>81074467
Outlander maybe you don't read so good.

>This movie is set to be released 27 years after the original television release. In the book, it is mentioned that "It" returns to Derry approximately every 27 years. Jonathan Brandis, who played young Bill in the original film, died at 27 years old. This movie released one month after Bill Skarsgard (Pennywise) 27th birthday

Rlly meks u thnk

>>81074662
>>81074708
It made me wish I had friends.

>>81074662
freaking XD man upvoted XD

I was surprised by how much this looks like stranger things

good trailer all in all, looks better than i expected. the usual modern horror tropes (that pennywise attack looks like it's ripped right out of the babadook/sinister/any other modern supernatural horror), but whatevs.

>>81074467
I wish this movie would hurry the fuck along. I want to see CinemaSins tear it to shreds.

>>81074450
man i read all his books when i was between 14-16 y.o.
as for the more recent ones i really loved duma key. well, the first part of it where king was describing his state after the car incident. the process of creating paintings was also very well-written. the ghost stuff (something paranormal, don't remember correctly) however sucked ass and spoiled my very positive feelings towards this book

>>81074676
Pennywise looks like THAT?

>>81074676
They should include it just so people get to see how fucked up Stephen King is

>>81074676
hey I want to read that scene because I keep hearing about it what page is it on, I have the e-book up.

>Cosmic turtle

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>>81071463

>>81074420

Nice!

I doubt any of you fucking dicknoses read the close to 800 page book. By the time the preteen orgy occurs so much crazy shit has happened you're just like oh OK that's a thing. It wasn't a big deal following the reveal of pennywise as really an evil spider but really an evil germ that came to earth on a meteor but really a metaphysical entity called the deadlights.

>>81069756
What the fuck is wrong with you.

>>81068053

It's getting a big marketing push.

Shame it looks so shitty.

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>>81074676

They pretty much did that in the desperation movie

There is a scene in which two people watch disney's goofy get a raging boner on a computer screen, then they continue to have sex on the floor. In the movie, they're simply kissing. Pissed me off lol

Please people and future OPs of IT threads. Can you please put a easy to read notice that neither movie contain the childhood orgy? Thanks.

>>81075169
I fucking read it 4 times.
When you're a friendless loser with no internet access, books are the next best thing.

>>81069535

I dunno. But it's getting HARD shilling.

I think they're hoping to cruise on the Stranger Things bandwagon.

The trailer makes it look like a mediocre film, but it also looks pretty professional. If it's not a turd it should be a decent hit, I think.

>>81074734

No, what's can make you think is that fact that King was coked up out of his mind when he "came up" with this idea. The dude probably couldn't even tell where he was for a good part of the 80's. Yet somehow comes up with this seemingly original idea of a cannibalistic entity that disguising itself as a clown.

Oh wait, it's not original. The Siat has routes in Native American Folklore. A clown-like monster that would hunt lone Indians and eat them. Living in teepees made out of human skin.

>>81068116
>Actually a pretty good trailer.

Like hell it was. The trailer was just like every other fucking horror movie trailer in the last four years. Instead of relying on constant cuts to black and loud noises. If they wanted a trailer that was good they should've just shown Georgie interacting with Pennywise and then cut to the title once he puts his arm in the storm drain. At least that would've given me a good indicator on whether or not this Pennywise will actually be creepy.

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>>81068053
>I didn't read the book guys
Fuck off faggot
IT'S THE LE SCARY CLOWN BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>81068053
>all those tryhard nigger meme comments all along the page
I hate you lisping limpwristed kids

>>81075239
:^)

>>81075169
I know what you're getting at, but it was still jarring as shit to me. Sure, you got the fucking CHUD ritual and shit, but to lead that up with "hey, we are lost and for some reason aren't friends anymore.... please, all of you, fuck me raw and cum in me one by one so that we stick together".

That's literally how it goes.

>>81068205
i was born in 93 and stephen king was one of my favorite authors as a young kid

what the fuck are you even on about?

what the fuck does donald trump have to do with this trailer you massive fucking faggot? please kill yourself and do us all a favor

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>>81074856
>CinemaSins

>>81075268
You really don't see that here all the time. Fags hop from site to site. There are no YouTube, fb or twitter only posters.

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>>81075243
Wow you've broken this whole case wide open

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>>81075243
>an author taking inspiration from old folk lore
>literally never happened before
Holy fuck you're an idiot

>>81075248

Didn't you like the part at the end with the strobe editing and loud music where the Clown/Old Lady/Little Kid With Long Hair ran at the camera in an inhuman way really fast?

That was FUCKING EPIC BRO

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skarsgård
wolfhard
skarsgård
wolfhard

hmmmm wolfhard skarsgård

>>81075400
He was more of an alcoholic when writing. He'd seriously wake up with tons of pages done. I think he followed that trail towards Pet Sematary and actually asked his wife if he should publish it. PS has no redemption or happy ending at all. Zero.

bump for thread life

>>81075268
2:16 last day of school would be like...

>>81075551
Pet Sematary was a goddamn drag until the very end. And the part where he carries Gage to the site and actually sees the Wendigo scared the shit out of me. Didn't help that I was reading at night and my girlfriend at the time screamed from the bedroom that she saw someone looking in the window.

>>81075551
I know, it's one of his best books.

>>81075644
I found the build up pretty engaging

>>81075691
drag as in "drag me morally down in the dumps so much terrible shit is happening", not drag as in "this sucks"

Rat, so many years after The Core I almost forgot you...

>>81075268
i hate youtube comments

>>81075029

>ancient mytheme
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Turtle

>>81075285

Ben Hanscom is the only one that actually ejaculates.

You obviously weren't reading close enough.

>>81071967
it's set in the 80s

>>81068205
>muh ICP
I'LL ALWAYS HAVE JUGGALO FAMILY

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>>81074856
>watching cinemasins

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Who the fuck did this?

>>81068361

Gonna have to agree with Anon here, everything was pretty tense until that part

>>81078513
Habika Sean.

>>81069756
Weaponized Autism

>>81078370
WHOOP WHOOP

H

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>>81068205
...what?

>>81074250
worst part of the trailer
it made me laugh
i had my hopes up but this isnt looking good guys

>>81074433
Vsauce, Michael here!

>>81071574
nice find

looks like shit desu. Doesn't seem scary at all. And it seems way over the top. Fucking old people and their "nostalgia" ruining films nowadays

>>81078370
MOTHER FUCKIN HOMIES

>>81068053
This is one of the clumsiest marketing OPs I've ever seen.

>>81068205
>>more Lefty degenerate pervs were busted for fucking kids, but "MUH TRUMP"
>making shit up while his right wing buddies defend pederast Milo

>>81074307
>lower case

I bet you think you're cool.

>>81068053
2017
Year of the Drider!

looks jump-scary when the books were more about constant psychological dread and pressure

>>81068053

I watched the original as a kid and it legit gave me nigthmares and made me hate clowns, I have beaten up two clowns in my life when I was a teenager.

>>81074467

Is that Frasier?

>>81079525

There's one jump scare and that's just at the end. The rest seemed on point.

>10 million views in less than a day
Oh boy

>>81074200
>tfw no cute girl gangbang in your childhood

My life sucks

>>81082481

Wait people don't have one? Mine was pretty good, except there was only three of us. And I had to be the girl.

I just want the short little tidbits about Derry's history, like the Black Spot or the hunters who went crazy. too bad it's just going to be "Oh no the slide projecter is possessed!".

>>81068758
Say what you want but Patrick has to have been the best depiction of how a schizophrenic psychopath perceives the world and himself. The book was really top notch in that regard. Too bad he won't either make it into the movie because he wasn't as edgy quippy as the joker or he'll just be some boring extra that gets killed off early

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>>81082601

>edgy quippy as the joker

that's the part I'm actually afraid of. I mean, just look at this guy. did a Hot Topic barf on him before he climbed into that sewer?

>>81074200

it was a metaphor to reach adulthood if i recall but if you read it in literal sense it is CP in text and yes i believe king should be held accountable.

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I really like the poster

>>>/wsg/1617714

Bill Skarsgård

>literally choose a fucking nobody from a failed tv show that flopped

why didn't they just choose someone similar to Tim Curry??

>>81083195
I think if we couldnt see his reflection in the balloon, it would have been perfect.

>>81074856
>CinemaSins
Unironically fuck out of this board and never come back

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>>81069756
>habbit

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>>81068053
Am I the only one who thinks it looks like a crappy generic horror movie that repeats shitty tropes like LE EVIL CLOWNS ?

>>81068758
Are you serious? I need to read it now. I only ever watched the Tim curry tv film.

>>81083815
your a plete tard

>>81068812
It's a shit reaction image stop using it

The only hang up I had watching the trailer was Pennywise. He seemed more like a demon than a cuttlefish lure. Everything else was choice. And it's R rated so I imagine it won't pull any punches. I almost have to go see it as a form of protest.

>>81068053
I'm going to assume Wea'll Flote's voice is gonna be high pitched based on his voice. Light and airy compared to Wea'll's gravelly voice in the miniseries.