Quick, without looking it up quote one line from this movie that

>>81066727
"i have a hulk" -iron man

orange slices xD

>>81066727
Aw, c'mon. I'm a DCbro and even I can quote a few...
Wait, all the lines were in the trailer? WTF?

>"Aaah Tony save me!"

>>81066727
I didn't watch it.

I can't remember a thing said in this movie.

however I do remember that the plot of BVS was about a jar of piss at some point.

aside from watchmen and superman 1+2 all superhero movies are flicks.

>"He killed my mommy"

oh wait thats bvs

oh waits that civil war

>>81066727
>hey big guy

>>81066727
>I'm from Brooklyn
- Spiderman

>>81066814
>The plot was about a jar of piss
>He can't understand what metaphore is
Pleb

>I'd reinstate Prima Noctum

King's right to sleep with a virgin on her wedding night.

I hope RDJ Jr wrote this or at least suggested it.

>>81066727
THE FUTURIST! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE FUTURIST IS HERE! HE SEES ALL! HE KNOWS WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU...even if you don't.

>>81066727
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!

>>81066727
The Avengers went home

"No, you move" -Steve Rogers
-Sharon Carter

"Iron Man...SAVE ME!!!!" - cap

Could they have picked a more bland area for this fight scene?

The living aren't done with you yet.

Something something no, you move.

>>81066727
"Does anyone have any orange slices?"

I was watching this in the background while shitposting on /tv/ and some faggot literally insulted me guessing that I was, and at that very moment that stupod fucking line played and I'll never forget it

>Romanov, you and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini?

What did he mean by this?

>>81067120
A conveniently placed dark abandoned island between two cities that the plot happens to revolve around.

>>81067127
Blog on fag time bitch boi.

>>81067136
Wait, did he actually say this?

ITT: OP is BTFO with no mercy

>>81066727
Brooklyn

"AAAAAH TONY HE HAS A GUN. AAAAAAH HELP." -Captain Canuck

>BONESAW IS READY
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MISSION REPORT: DECEMBER 16 1991
Zemo was great, glad they didn't kill him off

>>81066727
>REMEMBER THOSE BIG WALKIE THINGIES

>>81066940
Dude it wasn't a metaphor, it was just a sick joke by Luthor.

>>81066727
>You're pulling your punches

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>>81066727
"Thinks for thanking of me."

HOLY SHIT

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>THE FUTURIST GENTLEMEN. THE FUTURIST IS HERE. HE KNOWS ALL. HE SEES ALL. HE KNOWS WHATS BEST FOR YOU. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT...or not

>>81066727

>I believe this is yours, Captain America!

>>81066727
>Who's the nigger without the wings?

>>81066727
orange slices is the only one i can think of and underoos.

What a shitty flick I was memed into watching.

>>81066727
>I could do this all day

Based cap

>the receipt for your gear
>nigger costume?!?
>I didn't write it

>how does it feel to have a whako for a son?

>That shield doesn't belong to you. You don't deserve it. My father made that shield!

Honestly what made the film for me.

>>81067568
"I know you too. You're great."

Pretty much every Paul Rudd line from that scene. What a charismatic fella.

You don't deserve that shield

>>81067568
>Ant man
>I got to work to pay for my alimony and see my kid

>Civil war
>Hey, I know I should sign up for this thing that most likely has me become the most wanted criminal in the world! Fuck Cassie!

looks like we're going to have a war
a civil war

>>81067734
I still genuinely don't understand the joke here

WHAT ABOUT MY GENEROUS PROPOSAL

ARE YOU IN OR ARE YOU OUT

>"I'm sorry about your father, he seemed like a good man. With beautiful son."

Jesus Christ, Zemo is gay now? When will it STOP???

>>81067882
when boxers got black eyes they'd squirt citrus on them after cutting the lids open to give the fighters a burst of energy

>>81067962
Complimenting a man's good looks is no homo.

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>Mission report.

>>81067977
They normally give kids orange slices at half time

>>81066727
"I used to think of myself one way, but now...I am something else..."

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"Too much paprika"

Will Disney-Marvel ever make a movie as good as Logan?

>>81068557
bbbbbrAAAAAAAP

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>So that's it? We're some kind of Suicide Squad?

>>81070556
Date would have worked better with the 7/7 bombings in the background instead

>>81066727
"Has anyone ever told you youre a little paranoid?"

"Not to my face. Why? Did you hear something?"

>>81067962
He clearly said dutiful you burger that can't understand accents

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>>81066814
>The plot was about a jar of piss
Fucking kek I almost forgot about that
How was that even worked in?

>>81066727
Muh Martha Muh Martha!!!

>>81071911
I know gay shit when I hear it, faggot.

>>81067843
as much as that movie sucked cock (stupid airport scene, stupid feud premise, stupid pointless robert downey flash back scene) i so badly appreciated the emotional culmination in the arctic. it felt more genuine than anything else in these shit movies.

and then they go and do some pussy shit like everyone getting along in the end and black panther actually doesn't kill the scheming bad guy. like for fucks sake, give us at least one character who isn't some god damn boy scout. as if an african warrior king in a cat mask wouldn't tear that little bitch apart like he promised he would for 2 hours. fucking kid movies.

REEEEEEE CAPTAIN AMERICA WE KILLED ONE BLACK BOY WHO WAS IN A WARZONE AND HAD PLENTY OF TIME TO EVACUATE

>>81066727
Execute Order 66

>>81066727
"Reminder that Falcon has more lines in this film than Superman does in BvS" - Brown Goblin

>>81073526
Im wondering what the point of that is?
Are more lines in a film more quality? similarly to the way the box office is directly proportional to the quality of the film (so marvelfags would have you believe)

>>81066787
I didn't get this.

People get confused over the Bane mask quote but I perfectly understood what was being said with it. I was totally lost with the orange slices thing. Why did he need orange slices?

Why did everyone in my theater laugh when he said he needed orange slices? I'm fuckin confused man

>>81066727
[grunting]

>>81073526
Maybe everyone talks a little too much in these Marvel ensemble films. So much empty chatter.

>>81073337
>Oh shit remember [thing] that happened and only a couple hundred people died out of potentially hundreds of thousands
>Look here it is on a screen with the miniscule death toll inset in the corner
>Yeah, you fucked up real big

>>81073648
Supposedly, it's typical to eat orange slices after a kids' sporting event. That's never been the case in my experience and I had to turn to the internet to explain the line.

>>81066727

"no you move"

>>81073773
Said by the iconic character in Captain America: Civil War.......the woman from the first films granddaughter who we can barely remember

>>81066727
>Did you guys see that really old movie?
>Oranges?
>I was distracted.
>Tony Stank.

>>81072751
Black Panther not killing the guy was the only arc in the entire movie

I know these movies are toothless, but him realising via Zemo and the Avengers that all this revenge was futile was the point

>>81073648
>i've never played sports in my life

"I going to need some tangerines if you want me to dance off, kiddo!", Green Arrow

"Your mom's name was Sarah. You used to put newspapers in your shoes."
"He says one line from your past and we're supposed to be cool? Just like that?"

I couldn't help but remember this conversation when I watched BvS.

It's over, You lost
>Did I?

Based Zemo

>>81074589

He's unironically one of my favorite Marvel movie villains.

>>81066727
I've never seen any of this bullshit

Bane?

"If you kill him you'll be just like him"
Talking Raccoon, Reddit: the Movie (2011)

>>81074589
>Did I?
considering they already announced two more Avengers movies; Yes.

>>81066727
"That shield doesn't belong to you. My father made it."

Civil War was good desu

>>81066727

Never seen any of the recent Marvel movies. Literally anything else sounds like a better use of 2 hours.

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>>81066727
what's with the uptick in the DCuck spam bait threads lately?

>>81075959
>Literally anything else sounds like a better use of 2 hours.
Even letting your friend finger you and fuck your mouth?

ANY FELLOW RDDITORS HAVE ANY ORANGE SLICES

>>81076023

no that sounds kind of gay

>>81076042
>Literally anything else sounds like a better use of 2 hours.

>>81066798
Kek

>>81072751
The early movies (Iron Man, Thor etc) had a few good moments too. I get the sense the problem started around the time Iron Man 2 forced all the films to conform to shilling Avenders-and got worse after Guardians made the execs try to increase dumb quips as comedy clickbait

>>81066727
>i dont Like concrete. It's dusty and hard and its everywhere.

>>81066727
'I didnt kill your father'
'then why did you run?'

kinda basic but poignant

>>81077371
Pleb

>>81066727

My father made that shield!

>>81067865
The fact that he was Ant-Man was already going to make him a wanted criminal

>WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME??

>>81066727
>Remember that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?

>>81066727
Spiderman being proud to meet the Avengers whilst fighting them at the same time

>>81066940
There's a literal jar of piss in the film later on lad

>>81078756
It was juice, didn't you get the point?

I remember the black guy who's not black panther making a Mark Fuhrmann reference out of the blue, which moderately annoyed me, because up until that point his skin color had been incidental to his character, and suddenly they needed to blacken him up.

>>81078783
No, he literally pissed in a jar and called it Granny's Peach Tea. That's why she suddenly noticed it, because she smelled it.

>>81066727
>anyone got any orange slices?

I still don't understand

>>81078835
Speaking of which, how did he manage to fill that jar? I mean it was pretty big.

>>81078856
This is Lex Luthor we're talking about, his bladder's as big as his dick.

>>81078792
That was ad-libbed and he came up with the line.

>>81076149
He didn't say gayer than watching a new MCUck film

[Insert quip here] I really can't remember anything. Not the trailer lines either.

Uhm.... Uh....I can barely even remember the lines from the trailer.
>Captain America... I'm Iron Man?
>Don't do it or something like that
>muh family
Idk, that's all I got

That's not a party
>.>
<.<

>>81078906
Uh, apparently not.

What were the origins of that joke?
Markus: We were just trying to think of a bad cop.

McFeely: We must’ve had some alternates for that, but that one stuck.

Markus: Anthony Mackie is hysterical and you wanna give him something to chew on.

McFeely: He is much funnier than his character, and it doesn’t always come across.

Markus: We’ve been lucky in that popular culture has come around to a joke we wrote beforehand. [The People v. O.J. Simpson] has reminded everybody who [Fuhrman] was. My worry was actually, no one’s gonna remember who that guy was. That was 20 years ago!

McFeely: Absolutely. That was very helpful. Instead of being a 15-year-old joke, it’s now a two-month-old joke.

Markus: Super timely. I think Sam Wilson would have a particular slant on Mark Fuhrman. [Laughs.] Y’know what I mean?

>>81078995
Immediately cease using this site until you are at least 18 years old.

>>81079068
all he did was quote from a marvel film, mongo

"fuck you ultron, you fucking globalism promoting mechakike" -the visage

I need to rewatch it. I haven't seen it since release and I'm terrible at remembering lines.

I suppose I need to give Age of Ultron another chance at some point, but I don't feel motivated enough to do it.

The thing that bothered my was that one of the trigger words for Winter Soldier was HOMECOMING, but that scene has absolutely nothing to do with the upcoming Spider Man movie.

Out of all the words the writers could have picked they picked this one? What are the odds.

It was unintentional and that's why it bothers me.

Beyonce?

>>81066727
UNDEROOS

>>81073761
>T. Europoor

>>81079081
Doing little emoticons is not quoting a Marvel film you fucking moron.

>>81073761
So, the joke is that he is pretending that the fight is a childrens sporting event?

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I'M TAKING

>Childrens dying in thousands

THE PARTY

>Aliens destroy skyscrapers with hundreds in them dying

TO YOU

>Greatest tragedy to have befallen America since the actual Civil War

>>81066868
He's from Queens. It's almost like you're just making fun of the movie. :(

Bane?

>>81073648
Americans think eating orange slices after doing exercise helps your body recover

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>>81066940
>>81071969
>>81078783
Literally a jar of piss

>>81079665
Why is she showing it to the camera?
Fucking Snyder.

>>81078856
for you

>>81070556
Wrong costume. Tobey was out Spider-Man at the time.

>Where you from?
>Brooklyn!
>..Queens. :^)

>>81080436
SHIT IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND

>>81066727
That was late.

> Captain America movie.

> The longest scene in the film is between Tony Stark and Peter Parker.

Really makes you think.

"They're being very specific."

>>81081407
Really, it should've been called Marvel's Civil War. It was more on an Avengers off-shoot than a Captain America film.

>>81073807
Not his fault that everywhere except America doesn't say this.

>>81066727
>"who's the nigger in the cat suit?"

MARTHA

>>81066727
"steve, you have to see this" while cockblocking him

>I'm TNT, I'm dyno-mite
-Tony

>>81082530
wait, i dont think raimi directed this one

>>81067198
Actually the Doomsday fight happens in Gotham's port.

C'mon dude, keep up.

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>>81066727
>Can you move your seat up ?
>No.

>>81079458
At least hulk and Widdow didn't make out on top of the rubble

>>81071969
It wasn't it was just there on the desk of the senatore

>>81072751
Black Panther's decision was the best, he realised that he was played by a nobody and that he was being duped only because he let his emotions cloud is judgement, as he saw how the avengers were fractured because they got played too by their sentiment. After realising how the avenger fractured themselves over vengeance he decided not to follow this path and took the noble one, he saved his enemy from death so that he could have a fair judgement.

>>81079621
Well eating anything healthy after sports does help your body recover

>>81083688
>sees Winter Soldier
>INSTANTLY GOES TO SLASH HIS FUCKING THROAT WITH THE CLAWS RAAAAGHHH YOULL PAY FOR THIS FAGGOT
>sees Zemo
>Ahh now I see how to be the better man - killing terrorists isnt the way.

Typical Marvel bullshit no consequences for actions and faux-character development

>>81072751
>Tony Stark raging like a literal manchild about his dead mummy ;__; from 30 years ago is emotional culmination

>>81083895
Come on it's easy. His father just died, he's emotional and want to pursue the guy who the government and the media framed. He realize he was wrong and duped and could have kill another man because of his will of revenge fuel by his emotions, decide he could be a better hero than before. There's likes a development when he sees Zemo, is that he confess being responsible for framing winter soldier. Thus it's better for him not to be driven purely by his sentiments

>>81066727
WHEN YOUR LEFT HAND FREE

>>81066727
I don't care. He killed my mom.

So full of rage. So much better than another one related to mom.

>>81066727
Because I am batman

>The holocaust? Isn't that something old people cry about?

>"MARTHA!"

"Wanda, no one dislikes you, Wanda."

I love how he spaghetti sauce by saying her name twice.

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"Can you move your seat up?"

I only remember Wanda's zettai ryouiki.

>>81066727
>Calm down Tony, you wouldn't want to start a Disney's™ Capitain America™: Civil War™: A Marvel™ Story would you?

>>81079709
she is turning it to read you dummy

"Quip" - Tony Starks

>>81079382
But he did quote a Marvel film :)

>>81081488
This, and it ruined the film.

>>81066727
>Did you think I wanted more of you?

>it's a DCdrone gets BTFO episode

>>81085124
I couldn't believe it.

>>81084373
Was that the Spiderman scene Raimi directed?

>>81067105
underrated post. poor presentation though

>>81083895
>I didn't understand the character development therefore it was bad

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>>81067121

>"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.".

Speederman-

>>81066727
>It's CLOBBERING TIME

>>81066727
That heart attack taught me something 20 years in the military didn't. Perspective.

>>81075463
You mad marvel movies are successful enough to warrant sequels?

>>81066727

>I remember all of them.

>>81074349
BvS came out two months before Civil War

>>81066727
"I dont care.......He killed my mom!"

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>>81066727
ITT: OP gets blown the fuck out

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>>81066727
"I can go all day" Captain America getting back up after Iron manlet told him to stay down. It's also a throw back line to the first Captain America movie where he gets back up after getting beat down from a bully while he's still manlet America

>>81067696
>Better watch your back with this guy! There's a chance he might break it!

Brutal.

>>81066727

I have experience, and I have patience. With those things, a man can do anything.

>>81079621
How is that funny though?

>>81089542
"I used to be a manlet...Whereas you'll always be a manlet, Tony. You'll always be Tiny Stark."

>>81066727
"I cannot control their fear...only mine".

It's my favorite line from the movie. It's actually the deepest thing said in the movie and it's true. I liked it a lot.

>>81084373
"Mr Stark said you were dangerous because you fought Hitler."

What did Parker mean by this?

>>81066998
That's Age of Ultron, and it was a line that was in a trailer.

Have you guys seen that really old movie Empire Strikes Back

>>81091426
Loved it.

>>81066727
>Tony: You're gonna come with us NOW, because it's US, or a squad of J-SOC guys with no compunction about being impolite.

>>81086429
>the character development was bad therefore you didn't understand it

>>81066727
>you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?