https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kky Xfpebihk what the fuck

>>81054881
Looks quite good

>>81054881

>that hairline

I honestly thought it was a great trailer though, this shit gave me nightmares as a kid and it looks like they've done a decent job re-creating the creepiness of the original. That projector scene was fucking horrifying.

>>81054881
I poke my head into Reddit every time info of this flick is released just to see what the general opinion is. Every single time I see "That's a weird trailer for a movie about Information Technology." upboated to the top. I've never seen an episode of Big Bang Theory but that's how I imagine those unfunny faggots talk in that show.

The clown looks so fucking stupid

>>81054881
Boy do I love remakes, who else here likes watching the same thing remade over and over again? Me, I do.

Fantastic idea, quite original indeed. Surely will be spectacular, God are we ever tired of practical effects huh fellow 4channers? More CGI is best CGI as I always say, ha ha!

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>>81054881

/tv/ wants to hate this so bad because of no tim curry but it looks good

>>81054881
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>>81055287
upvoted

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>>81054881
how does someone fuck up THIS bad?

>WB
oh

Honestly that movie looks like pure trash. But desu I found the original extremely boring as well, so I guess it could be as "good".

>>81055182
That's the problem, it's too much like the original

>>81054881
They were thinking they need to make quick shekels without very much effort.

>>81055559
I don't see the issue. Oh wait yeah I do. In the miniseries it's bright and sunny outside even though it's supposed to be a heavy rainstorm.

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SERIOUSLY?

>>81055380
Actually the original was shit also.

>>81054881
I was going to read the book before watching this (never seen the original IT).

Should I or just say fuck it and watch the movie?

I doubt I will finish a 500 page book in time

>>81055637
1 eye on Georgie 1 eye on da streets

>>81055637
That was the best shot of the trailer

>>81055559
>ah!

>>81054881
jump scares instead of uncomfortable slow inyourface creapiness

>>81055656
Listen to the audiobook by Steven Weber. You'll want to see the movie more after you know the source material.

>>81055605

If it wasn't enough like the original everyone here would be bitching that they're making it into a generic jumpscare flick.

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S P O O P S

>>81055730
>Listen to the audiobook by Steven Weber.
if u were the same anon who recommended that to me few weeks ago well I still havent been able to track it down. yeah i found a site where i have to pay to download but eh cant be stuffed to do that.

would rather stream it somewhere

/lit/ was no help to me

Why are anons saying it looks bad?

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IM THE FIRESTARTER
TWISTED FIRESTARTER

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>>81055803
This reminds me of that walking dead reaction video

>>81055856
the only bad part of the trailer

jesus that looks so fucking wacky

>>81055825
you don't have to pay. just sign up for an audible trial. they give you a free book token then you can pick IT and cancel the trial and still keep the book forever. yeah 40 dollars is hefty.

>>81054881

Something for teenage girls to swoon over.

The whole reason the Tim Curry version was scary was due to how subtle he was as opposed to a generic "demonic clown" seen everywhere in Halloween stores.

>>81055856
That shit looks funny to me I half expect his ass to slip and fall like that kid at the start.

>>81055856
Why did they build their basement in the middle of a lake. Seems like quite the oversight.

>>81055902
>jesus that looks so fucking wacky
Pennywise is hamming it up. He did the scene with the intention of being somewhat funny.

>>81055856
HOLY SHIT THAT IS CREEPY AF

>>81055902

I disagree, it's weird, unexpected and disorienting, and that made it pretty creepy for me.

Also, I fully expected him to have a laugh similar to the Joker, thankfully that's not the case

>>81054881

He looks like a bad guy from some JRPG or an anime.

>>81056024
>Also, I fully expected him to have a laugh similar to the Joker

He probably still does. Give him time.

>>81055963

The Tim Curry one wasn't scary except when it showed its theeth

>>81054881
too smart

>>81056086

Nah, you can hear it in the trailer it's a highpitched hohoho laugh, instead of a hahaha or hihihaha

>>81055856
*MOM FREAKING INTENSIFIES*

>>81055856
Literally laughed when I saw that. So bad

>>81056086

Then again the whole sight of seeing a regular-looking clown out in the middle of the street or a sewer was unsettling in it's own right

>>81055579
Excuse me Sir! Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

>>81054881
FYI This is a stealth marketing thread. One of these is going on almost all the other boards right now.

>>81056137
you can hear it easier in the teaser teaser https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OMPYkDWDrc

This is the one of the worst designs i have ever seen, the clown just looks fucking stupid.

>>81055856
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81055856
plz cut from film this isn't the conjuring

>>81056171

Yeah. I like that laugh

>>81054881
>jumpscares
No, thanks.

>>81054881
I was surprised actually looks well done and genuinely scary.

Ask anyone with coulrophobia if that thing looks scary and they'll say something to the effect of "not really".

>>81055856
OOH WAAHAHA
GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

>>81056264
This is the first time i have ever called someone this

Shill

>>81054881
>not playing Fur Eliza in the intro
JUST
FUCK
MY
IT
UP

>>81056167
exactly, there is zero reason people would want to discuss a new trailer for the adaption of a well-known book, lets just have some more capeshit threads please or threads whining about "feminism" taking away our movies

>>81055856
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

what kinda ending shot is that?

>>81056305
>Bill getting a full sentence out of his mouth

kill me

KEK Eddit sounds 10 years younger than all the other kids. I guess that's pottery since Eddie is a bitch boy.

>>81055856

https://gifsound.com/?gif=https://media.giphy.com/media/xUPGcsJqihyAMm1FkI/giphy.gif&v=zTYRGi-Q7U4&s=45

BEFORE I FORGET THAT

>>81055972
The rain in Maine falls mainly into the basement

Why would I watch this when I can watch Stranger Things 2 on my couch day 1 in HD for free?

Think they include the scene of the characters having a bukake scene to signify they are adults and lost their childhood innocence?

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>>81056448

>>81055637
CGI is fucking cancer

>>81054881
For the faggot cunnyposters sake Id hope they include the part in the sewers where the kids run a train on beverly. According to the author from maine himself "It wasnt meant to be sexual"

>>81055656
Read the book. It's a little more than 1000 pages, btw. You'll be able to finish it before September. It's worth it.

>>81055856
>when you step on a lego

>>81056024
I'll bet you enjoy the flicks of Robert Zombie

>>81054881
What made Tim Curry's clown scary to me is that he looked like an ordinary clown. The type you'd hire for your kid's birthday party.
This fivehead faggot looks like a serial killer right out of the gate. I'm already pulled out of the movie.

>>81056575

It didn't come (lol) across as sexual either, to be fair. Just awkward

>>81056665

Honestly the idea of Pennywise appearing as a clown to lure children is completely outdated. Kids are practically trained from birth to see clowns as a horror monster (partly thanks to IT itselfs effect on pop culture, guys like John Wayne Gacy, The Joker etc)

On the flipside, Pennywise wants to scare them, cause scared kids taste better. So who the fuck knows?

>>81056403
Oh you

>>81056702
Well King has autism, or hes a deviant ass pedo. Probably both. His books are shit and there was literally no logical reason to have that shit in the book. It was just him sliding some of his own jap tier sexual encounter for no real discernible reason, and no "bringing them together" is actually just retarded.

>>81054881
Do people really find It scary in any way? I think it's one of the most funny comedies ever made

>>81055656
>was going to read the book

Don't bother. It's dumb as fuck. There's faggotry, a sacred turtle or some shit, the kids pull a train on their little chickie friend in a sewer, and all manner of other nonsense.

>watch the movie?

It'll probably suck too.

The Tim Curry version wasn't that great and fell apart in the end, but it was worth it for his performance imo.

>>81055656
Its way longer than 500 pages.

And for what its worth, I read It in 9th grade and finished it in 2 weeks. Probably the fastest ive ever read a book. Ironically, the horror parts arent what kept me reading. The book builds an amazing story/atmosphere. Its more of a coming of age story with some supernatural elements thrown in occasionally.

Great fucking book

>>81056896

Yeah well, fuck you then. You don't strike me as someone with much flexibility of thought so I'll leave you to your retarded opinion

>>81056400

Compared to

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>>81055966
Is the kid smashing his head at the beginning of the trailer supposed to be funny? Because it was hilarious

>>81057003
>Flexibility of thought allows you to see that a pedos forced insert of children fucking in his book is someone reasonable
Glad im apparently a retard then.

>>81055656
The audiobook is on youtube my man

>>81057076
Yes. Expect a big laugh in the cinema.

>>81057189
Nice to have some light comedy before a child gets dismembered by a clown monster

>>81056665
Tim currys pennywise scared the shit out of me. Nothing about him looked safe or fun.

>>81057076
Only if you're a mouthbreather.

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>>81056575
>That sex scene I wrote with a bunch of children having sex with each other? Not sexual.

>>81055182
>that projector scene was fucking horrifying

how could you possibly be scared by a trailer? i'm legitimately curious i just don't see it

>>81054881

Heh, that freaked me out. It looks good to me.

Spoopy shit.

>>81055380
>but it looks good

>generic looking clown with non-frightening demeanor, outfit, or makeup
>the scares are literally "OOGA BOOGA, I'M MAKING LOUD NOISES AND MOVING REALLY FAST, AM I SPOOPY DOOPY YET
>the trailer failed to be creepy one bit

As for actually scary scenes, this is far more intense and nerve-wracking than anything in the trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG_zlex3PoI

I mean, fuck, if it is good at all, the trailer certainly didn't do it any favors, and I mean, Spalding from House of a Thousand Corpses is creepier looking than IT. That's not a good sign.

>>81057407
from the wiki

>When the Losers' travel into the sewer with the intent of destroying It, they momentarily find themselves hopelessly trapped. As the boys start to panic, Beverly comes up with the idea of having sex with the others in order to calm them down, as a result the other Losers take turns having sex with her. Because King didn't wish this to be viewed as a lewd scene, the narrative explicitly states that the act of intimacy with each of the boys' helps to further strengthen their friendship; and Beverly only experiences orgasm while having intercourse with Bill Denbrough and Ben Hanscom.

totally not pedo

>>81057100
It really sounds like you're a closet pedophile.

>>81055665

You get all my monthly internets.

>>81057325
Interesting. When I was growing up clowns were a frequent occurrence at my birthday parties so I never thought ill of clowns in general. Even IT didn't garner much of a reaction from me until he started growing fangs and popping up in bathrooms.
I think that's why the original IT got me so much. Something malevolent and sinister taking on the form of something I once found amusing and fun.
Out of the gate the new IT just looks and acts like a generic mindless monster. I'm already bored.

>>81056299

look >>81056546

this is really being low-energy shilled on /tv/, but nobody cares

>>81055856

That scared the shit out of me, just saying.

>I'm 34

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>>81054881

>>81057407

Would he look MORE like a pedo if he TRIED?

>>81057467

I meant from the original, the projector scene scared me as a kid

>>81055182
Are you people retarded? It looks like shit. That shoved every single modern horror trope into it.

Also, they fucked up Pennywise. The whole reason he was creepy and unsettling to begin with was because he looked and acted like an actual clown.
This guy looks like Chucky.

>>81057467

You have a personality disorder, then.

It was terrifying.

>>81057756
You must be scared easily.

>>81057746
It still needs a creepy nursery rhyme to round out every trope

Itsy Bitsy Drider would work

>>81057746
>The whole reason he was creepy and unsettling to begin with was because he looked and acted like an actual clown.

He acted like Tim Curry on coke.

>>81057524
Art!

>>81057756
not really, horror is only scary with build up, just scenes on their own aren't scary.

>>81057746


To be fair, we have only the trailer to go on and we didn't see Georgie's interaction. By the time the losers club are shown in the trailer I think they already know who pennywise so there's no disguise. Pennywise bring approachable is a pretty big thing to get wrong

>>81054881
This look amazing fucking plen

Pennywise isn't supposed to look scary. He's a regular ass clown that coerces kids.

>>81057524
>It's okay guys, it brought them all closer together as friends. Plus she only came once. Not sexual.

>>81057861

Scenes on their own scarred my childhood more than the actual film would have, looking at you, Nightmare on Elm Street. Things you can't make sense of are scarier than those you can. I had no idea what Freddy really was, so I didn't get how he could do the things he did. You didn't need context for fear.

I've seen images that were scarier than many horror movies.

>>81057917
>He's a regular ass clown that coerces kids.

>pedo clowns
>kid gangbang
>pedo glasses on King
>King of pedos
>King dresses up as clowns as he gangbangs groups of children

That... is the endgame.

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>>81057893
>>81057897

>plen

>faggol

>>81057866
>By the time the losers club are shown in the trailer I think they already know who pennywise so there's no disguise.
Pennywise never disguised itself to any of them. To Ben it was a mummy-clown. To Eddie it was a sexual fiend with leprosy. I forget how it first appeared to the others but it was never a candid yukster that's for sure.

>>81058025
what did you mean by this

>>81056631
kek

>>81055856
>when she says her parents aren't home

>>81058045

Yeah, but remember this isn't the book, it's an adaptation. They explicitly say in the trailer they've seen a clown.

Will they keep the orgy scene in?

>>81058228

Of course not.

>>81058228

That's what Hollywood prefers to keep off the camera.

>IT
>pervy old men from Hollywood

>>81057475
funnily enough, the same actress played Bill's wife in the 90s version. Black Christmas is a great movie by the way.

>>81054881
Drider?

I guess you could say Pennywise isn't clowning around.

>>81057001
>Its more of a coming of age story with some supernatural elements thrown in occasionally.
Pretty much this.

In Stephen King's universe, Maine is the epicenter of fucked-up shit. I've always wondered how the kids from The Body (Stand by Me in the movie adaptation) would've done against Pennywise? If you took away Pennywise, It is very similar to The Body though Henry Bowers and his goons are WAY more vicious than Ace's gang.

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>>81054881
Outside of the scene with Pennywise running, this movie looks a lot better than I thought it would.

Hopefully the new guy offers a performance that's different from Tim Curry but still good. Curry fucking made the TV movie worth watching, everything else was mediocre.

>>81057475
>>81058292
Olivia Hussey is a top-tier babe. I saw my first boobs thanks to her in Romeo & Juliet.

>>81058511
>Curry fucking made the TV movie worth watching, everything else was mediocre.

this

>>81058575
>>81058511
I agree that Curry stole the scenery everytime he was on, but I really liked the kid actors. Especially the one that played Henry; that kid nailed the psychopath to a T.

It also helps that the late Jonathan Brandis played Bill while Supernatural's Emily Perkins was Bev.

>>81055287
no one gives a shit
get the fuck back there and stay there

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there's not even a comparison. he looks like a ripoff you'd see on a hot topic shirt or a korn album cover. he looks like a babyfaced numale with buckteeth. not my fucking clown.

>>81055287

I work in IT, XD, upvoted.

>>81055856
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHS

*inhales*

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

>>81057547
reddi t

>>81055856
HAHAHAHAHAHH HAAAAHAAAHAAHHAAAAHAAAHAA HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO HAAAAAAAHAAAA HAA OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK OH HELL NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH SHITTTTTTTTTT HAHAHAHAH *inehales* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAPAAApAPAPAPAPAPHAAHAHAJAJAJAJHEEEEEEEHAAAHUEEEHUEEEHUEEEE!!!! HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAAH *inhales*

>>81058639
Bill was overacting. bad stutter
Ben was alright. pretty natural
Richie was decent. seth green was passable
Eddie toed the line. grating, but fit the character
Bev stunk. wooden.
Stan stunk. pointless line reader
Mike stunk. affirmative action hire :*)

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Jay Bauman liked the trailer.

>>81055856
wrong book

>>81058045

Why it was sexual fiend leper to Eddie? is there any explanation?

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At least they kept something he contributed...

>>81055856
kek

>>81058882
no one gives a shit what that ziltch thinks

>>81058906
Eddie is a germaphobe hypochondriac. So naturally Pennywise takes the form of a homeless man with super AIDS.

I thought the movie looked scary up until IT jumped out of the water and went, "OGGGGGA BOOOOOGA."
Made me laugh.

>>81055331
Why are people calling this a remake?

The other adaptation wasn't even a movie.

This is literally the first and only feature film adaptation of It. It's not a remake.

>>81055331
the rain is cgi

>>81058882
IT confirmed not part of endless trash

>>81059045
Also because his mom told him to avoid the train tracks since there are bums living there who will want to hurt him or something like that. So as he was getting paranoid about that IT read his mind. Forgot why he was fucking around the train tracks. The house near there is a portal for some reason.

>>81054881
It looks ok faggot. I'll reserve judgement until I hear pennywise

>>81056563
That shot isn't CG senpai

it should have been better with a normal clown instead of a scary clown

>>81059147
Yes, it is. Next you'll tell me when he runs and jumps up in fast forward was done without computer effects.

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>>81054881
>cg paper boat

did they even try to do this practically? like... its a fucking paper boat.

producer: "NO WE CAN'T DO IT WITH A REAL PAPER BOAT, IT NEEDS TO HAUL ASS IN A STRAIGHT LINE!"

>>81057938
who's the one with the personality disorder, again?

>>81055689
yup

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>>81055856
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>81059085
>Why are people calling this a remake?
Because people are generally very stupid, even tryhard hipsters who automatically shit on everything modern.

>>81056291
http://vmashup.com/B9KV4LmM

>>81059085
>>81059370
Because it is a remake.

>>81054881
I've never understood horror flicks tbqh, creepy/mysterious stuff is cool but not the jumpscare shit. Seems like something for plebs

>>81059140
Probably because of the rose.

>>81059218
>speeding up the film is the same as CGI
Jesus Christ

>>81059691
Don't respond to it.

>>81059691
You really don't know shit, do you?

>>81059691
This is /tv/. What did you expect?

>>81054881
>>81054881
It looks like a transvestite chuckie

>>81059425
No, it's an adaptation of the book. They're not adapting the 90s MINI-SERIES.

Retard.

ORGY SCENE
R
G
Y

>>81057810
kek.

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>>81059470
>creepy/mysterious stuff
Imagine getting up in the middle of the night to find your living room lit up with a softened spotlight. Right in the center is an old-school clown like pic related dancing a jig with a fistful of balloons, completely silent, his big clown feet not even making a whisper on the carpet.
There are so many creepy things they could do with this premise.

>>81056250
you must be a huge goosebumps fan, because its straight out of night of the living dummy

>>81059785
did the girl that plays Bev even knew of that?

>>81059754
It's a remake of an adaptation.

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>>81059872
Man this is fucking lame
I would start laughing my ass off. Why americans/westerners so fucking scared of clowns?
Im from russia and here we love clowns. I never understood first movie and watched it as a comedy horror like Gremlins.

Clowns are not scary. They silly and lame.

>>81055559

In the book when Pennywise first appears to Georgie he's not even sure what he's looking it for a split second, like It hasn't finished forming into a clown yet

>>81059916
>She reads the book
>Oh neat, they hurt It
>Wait, what
>Uh
>What the fuck is this
>Produced by Dan “Spread ’em Wider” Schneider
That would make the movie truly horrifying

>>81059949
>durr I would start laughing if a clown apparition appeared in the middle of the night in my house ya babies
shut the fuck up faggot

>>81060012
>Produced by Dan “Spread ’em Wider” Schneider
>That would make the movie truly horrifying

KEK

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>scary forehead monster

What the fuck?

>>81056896
>and there was literally no logical reason to have that shit in the book
There is literally no logical reason for a lot of people to do a lot of shit, yet you consume or praise it anyways.

Just fucking admit it that you simply find it personally disagreeable while condoning shit others would or could find equally disagreeable.

>>81055327
What clown doesn't?

>>81060084
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>>81060145
Which one...apparently he's got two, one atop the other.

>>81055856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CTqKEueQoA

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>>81060032
>shut the fuck up faggot
funny because thats exactly what i told your mother last night when i forced her to sit on my dick

>durr hurr im a pussy so everybody should be afraid of Clowns/Toys/Little kids
why ameirca has such a shit-tier fears?

>>81060084
>>81060145
I don't get the joke? The weird clown fella has tall head and weird hair. So what?

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GUESS WHAT IT'S TIME FOR!!!!

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>>81060032
>durr I would start laughing if a clown apparition appeared in the middle of the night in my house
also
yes? clows are silly and lame
Why the fuck my first reaction will be an opposite?

chill out you fucking pussy

>>81060239
>he thinks I'm American
>he thinks being afraid of a supernatural clown monster is the same as being afraid of some guy dressed as a clown
stop while you're behind dumbass

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>>81060258

>>81060244
It's Norwood kino

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>>81060304

>>81055856
holy fugg, kekkekek

>>81060268
we're hitting edge levels that shouldn't even be possible

>>81059785

Fuck yes.

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>>81060363

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>>81060418
>pussy amerifat thinks that not being afraid of clowns is being edgy
Wew faggot

>>81060258
Can you post the full vampire in the library scene?

>>81055856
>mom brought home tendies

I don't undertand.
I can see they put some effort into it, looks clean and cinematographic, but why does it screams "just another modern horror movie" to me? I can't get excited for some reason. Am I just one of those "things were better before" faggot now?

>>81055856
*forced ironic Daddy Sam Hyde meme response*

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>>81060425

>>81060466
These are saved on my harddrive from previous IT threads I've shitposted in. I don't think I have my copy with me since I moved last.

>terrifying
>NOVEL
can this meme fucking die already?

>>81060545
this better be on the movie

>>81060454
Pennywise isn't a clown though

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>>81060454
not even american or afraid of clowns. but yes your constant autistic need to remind everyone on an anonymous imageboard that you wouldn't be afraid of a killer ghost in the middle of the night is coldsteel-tier edge.

>its a film slide projection
>looks clearly taken with a digishit camera

this movie really needs to fuck off.

>>81054881
I honestly fucking hope the jumpscare shit is only the trailer. If it is the whole movie, then fucking garbage.

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>>81055637
s-sugoi

>>81057547
redd IT

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>>81060290
>he thinks I'm American
What country are you from then?

I believe that mostly americans/western people keep forcing this meme when Clowns/Toys/Little kids are scary.
Because they had that clown/circus/freak show culture.

We never had such thing here in Russia and to me being afraid of clowns is like being afraid of a toothpaster or a wooden table.
Clowns are
1) funny
2) silly
3) friendly
And if they not...welp...i dont know. Its like being afraid of a horse or a dog or a Postman that suddenly turned into a serial killer.

I fucking hate clownphobia so much i cant stand it.
When i was a kid i legit thought that Tim Curry's "It" supposed to be FUNNY.
I liked him because i saw him as a Disney Villain.

I saw that clown as an evil cartoony character that wants to win just like those cartoon villains in saturday morning cartoons.

Clowns are not scary. At all.

ok I might reread the book, but what are some of the most fucked up deaths in it? I remember one about Bev watching a creep give Bowers a blowjob in the dumpster, after that, a fucking fridge opens and a swarm of insects or something pushes him inside and gets eaten there

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>>81060636
>you wouldn't be afraid of a killer ghost in the middle of the night is coldsteel-tier edge.
a ghost is a different situation. I would be afraid of a ghost because they scary.
However i dont believe in ghosts so it will never happen.
And even if it will -i would probably try to mind-defeat it because supernatural evil beings suck people fears and use their weaknesses.
if you not afraid of a fear...well - then the Fear dont have power over you.


By the way this guy posted this:
>>81059872
>Imagine getting up in the middle of the night to find your living room lit up with a softened spotlight. Right in the center is an old-school clown like pic related dancing a jig with a fistful of balloons, completely silent, his big clown feet not even making a whisper on the carpet.
Yes.
I will laugh my ass off if i see a stupid clown in my room doing dance moves in the middle of the night.

Then i will ask him how the fuck he get into my place and what does he wants

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What the fuck is happenin here?

>>81060887
Are "stupid clowns" capable of generating spotlights but no physical sounds? For fuck's sake you've got the reading comprehension of a six year old.

>>81060986
wasn't Mike afraid of some monster bird or something?

>>81057938
>looking at you, Nightmare on Elm Street
babby's first day on 4chan

>>81060986
Seamless orders are backed up.

>>81054881
yeah, what the fuck were they thinking casting such a fucking ugly girl as the one chick in the film?

now atleast they have a realistic reason for skipping the orgy scene, none of the other kids wanted to fuck her!

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>>81060545

Got distracted, one more page.

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>MFW hardly any froggo

How the hell do they plan on selling this shit without utilizing the star power of the greatest actor in modern history?

Looks ok enough that I might pay the ticket to check it out. I agree that making pennywise to upfront in his "EVIL" look is the wrong way to go but I think it can still work.

>>81061140
The orgy scene was filmed over the summer via periscope.

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>>81061144

>>81054881
The one time it wasn't popular to hate the popular thing because the popular thing actually looks good

>>81060244
newfag

>>81061051
>>81061089
what in the fuck are you two rabid autists talking about? he asked whats happening in the image. The kids are getting cooked alive, thats what.

>>81060997
>Are "stupid clowns" capable of generating spotlights but no physical sounds?
i dont really care man.

Its like your retarded fear blocks you from understanding of simple things.

We see clowns in a different ways.
They would scare the shit out of you.
They would make me laugh.
Yes there is no sound. So what. There is a part of my brain that tells me that clouns are stupid and not scary at all. So my first impression will be positive.

fuck off

>>81054881
looks <spoiler>rad</spoiler>

>>81060513
It's all the generic horror stuff they do. Like when pennywise appears in the storm drain. They do a generic jump scare with the face all shadowed and a musical cue to make you extra spooped.

But the original does it so much better. Instead of dumb jump scares they instill a slow unsettling feeling. He just kinda slowly comes up and the way his face is well lit makes it extra creepy because of how unnatural it looks.

>>81054881

Looks like kino to me t b h

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>>81060425
>>81060545
>>81061144
King, what the fuck?

>>81055380
/tv/ wants to hate this so bad because that's the only purpose in life in this whole site.

>>81061260
>The kids
The niggers. It's the Black Spot not the Ironworks explosion. In the Fukunaga script Mike's dad is a cattle/butcher guy. The door makes it seem like its Mike's family business? It mentions meat. I am guessing that's not actually where the Black Spot was since it would be really morbid for Mike's dad to chop up dead animals in the place countless niggers burned to death.

except for the kid hitting his head it looks pretty good. will they only do the childrens arc?

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>>81061334
compare 2017 fat kid to 1990 fat kid

merica

>>81058906
>>81059140
I'm pretty sure in the book Eddie had a non-It interaction with an actual gross bum that offered to suck his dick. So it was that + germophobia + pre-adolescent sexual issues.

>>81061334
King was stoned as fuck when he wrote that

that girl playing Bev is hot as fuck, wonder if she even knows of that scene SHE is supposed to do

>>81061292
>He just kinda slowly comes up and the way his face is well lit makes it extra creepy because of how unnatural it looks.
That's what happens in the trailer.

>>81061437
Thinking that a kid is hot doesn't seems healthier than being a stoner.

>>81057524
>Beverly only experiences orgasm while having intercourse with Bill Denbrough and Ben Hanscom.
is this in the book?

also how knowing such details wold help to enrich the plot?

>>81060887
>if someone breaks into his house and wakes him up he just giggles and politely asks them what they're doing
I knew Europeans were emasculated cucks but this is just ridiculous

>>81054881
I dig this Pennywise simply because he looks like a teenager. It make it more creepy and unsettling

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>see new photos of your new waifu

*inhales*

>>81061277
>my first reaction to a supernatural intruder in my house would be to laugh because clowns are so le funny XD
Sure it would, kiddo. Sure it would.

>>81061420
That's not even a fat kid. That's the kid who you have to run away from because he's just thick enough to be invulnerable and will kick your ass.

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>>81060239

>funny because thats exactly what i told your mother last night when i forced her to sit on my dick

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>>81054881
>dat fucking head doh

The trailer didn't look half bad.

But I swear to god they'd better include the scene where Pennywise is a drunk hobo and screams "I'll suck your dick for a dime. 20 cents and it's over time!"

>>81061620
chubsters are usually pussies tho
they don't even have the strength to stop eating sweets for every meal and they're afraid of vegetables

Looks better than I was expecting, the Pennywise design is still overdone, half the horror of the character in the original was that it was a reasonably normal-looking clown until it decided to murder you.

>>81060807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXmdk-HFTts

>no preteen gangbang

DROPPED
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>>81061508
reddit pls go.

>>81061670
KEK
HAHAHAHA

>>81055605
>The original is a fucking book where King has 11 years group fuck an 11 year old girl

Your opinion is shit.

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>>81058292
>>81058556
If I was to have a waifu, it'd be early Olivia Hussey

>>81061670
scrambled eggs
lmao 10/10

>>81061292
Hm you might be onto something. The musical cues and stuff. There's some sort of standards floating around everywhere, it's even more visible in action trailers (tribal/epic music, loud sounds, slowmo...)
This and something feels too polished...I don't know, still trying to figure out myself what I don't like in most modern horror movies (not rejecting everything, some of the past ten years horror/fantasy movies are top tier).

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hahahaha

>that shot of Pennywise coming out of the water and that shot of the balloon covering his face.

bretty gud desu senpai, that running at the end was unexpected but I don't mind it.

I thought Georgie hitting his head and how the kids reacted to the proyector moving by itself was retarded though

>tfw no qtpi Clown Curry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPxyQ7oj8no

>>81061720
This, he could either be semi-charming and goofy until he's calling you a little fuck and trying to rip you in half.

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>>81055803

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>>81056631
underrated

>>81061277
I mean, I'm not afraid of clowns because it's silly but if anyone was in my house and room I'd be unnerved. Also if one asked me to get in their van because we're going to the circus I'm not going because they're le fun! :D

>>81055856
>VERY fast clowner running at incredible hihg speed

>>81060986
American negro investigates Auschwitz (1944, colorized)

>>81057524
So she just walks around with the semen loads of like 5 boys dripping out of her all day

>>81061277
America has a history of killer clowns

>>81061815
I know right? It's so problematic!

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>>81062102

i personally think the scariest part of the original is how the clow is almost always looking at the camera, in other words, looking at you
watching that eye-to-eye interaction nearly all the time scared me

>>81062199
#notallclowns
#CreepyAssMimes
#FreeBozo

>>81055856
>He's fast!

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Literally Pennywise.

>>81062290
take my upvote and get out

>>81058575

>this


TO REDDIT <---------------- BACK

>>81059872
there isnt the same creepiness because everyone already thinks clowns are "creepy" and unsettling. Every jugallo and joker thing already banks on it.

It used to be creepy because it was shown as benevolent or innofensive while clearly having some old man behind it or just having this one figure blatantly standing out from social norms

now it's kinda meaningless. Yeah, it'd be scary if a clown was in your living room in the night. So would a old lady or a little girl looking at you from your foot's bed.

>>81062252
My point is that fags complaining that it's too much/not enough like the "original" don't know what they're talking about. There's no way to capture the entirety of that book on 1 movie so they're turning it into a horror film and capturing the most relevant details they can fit.

>>81062416
>This new

>>81057524
They surely can't be in the book. That's ridiculous.

>>81054881
I threw my phone at the end

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>>81061182
what the fuck

its not something stupidly romantically, It has full-on references and cliches to actual sex

fucking hell King

>>81058810
>being this dumb
I feel sorry for your parents...

>>81055856
"just look at this, it isn't even scary.. teletubbies on black and white are creepier than this"
*watches in the midday with all lights on among family*

>>81062526
In another book he describes a child being raped for 4 pages.

>>81062526
Oh, it's in there. Look earlier in the thread, someone posted the pages

>>81062526
He wrote a book where the climax was the main character defeating a demon with a magic snake in a can that turned into a real snake.
With King all things are possible.

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!

why is she so cute bros?
https://youtu.be/oWm20lFOiAI

>>81058511
>if I see that fucking clown one more time...

>>81062639
The stand?

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>>81062676

>>81061144
>>81061182
>>81060545
>>81060425
so the whole thing is "I Know What You Did Last Summer (I mean the gangbang years ago)" + clown but there is no subtext for the secret hidden bad thing in the movies?

(also because we're supposed to think a girl having a train ran on her is no biggie)

>>81054881
Looks like they decided to go with jump scares and special effects instead of creating a creepy atmosphere and performances. Why didn't we get to hear Pennywise talk? I have a suspicion that the voice will sound ridiculous.

Honestly this looks to be the best horror movie of the year to me, I can't wait until September 8, 2017 to finally get a chance to watch it.

/tv/ streams the original IT when?

>>81062770
Go do your own movie then, no one's stopping you
I'll give you 3 years, and I want it to be the scariest thing I've ever watched okay? otherwise I'll fuck you up so hard your mommy won't recognise you you smelly scumbag piece of ship

>>81062690
the libary coppiceman

>>81062770
the whole jumpscare thing is obviously a trailer cut

>>81062770
>Looks like they decided to go with jump scares
It's a trailer you autist. You really can't tell when a trailer adds in audio and shortens scenes?

it looks like pure shit

Stop sexualizing children

>something happens
>BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

gotta love horror trailers

>>81060986
maybe thats a reference to the black spot? but i feel like they wont explore past events

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A FUCKING SPIDER
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goddamn how lame

>>81063158
Make me

>>81054881
This honestly doesn't look bad, but whoever supervised the mixing for the sound of this trailer is retarded

>>81063158
They're sexualizing young girls and it's getting to the point where even I have a problem with it.

>>81055637
The horror. The horror.

webm of Pennywise going berserk from the trailer when?

>>81063447
read the thread, kiddo

>>81055656
read the book, but know that there will NEVER be a proper adaption
this looks ok though

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>>81054881
it looks...cheap? I cant think of a better way to describe it, like it it looks to bright and plastic, it doesnt have a sense of dread and dreary I had hoped
it looks like a sci fi original teir, IDK maybe if they filmed it in a different grain if film it work be better

>>81060986

That's Mike Hanlon. His dad started a club for his black friends called The Black Spot. White supremacists came, locked a bunch of them in and burned it to the ground.

>>81055559
I think theyre still afraid to show the clown. we only saw bits and pieces of it, and still havent heard its voice. something tells me theyre still not confident with it enough yet

>>81057740
There was not a "projector scene" in the first "mini series", it was a photo album (in the book is a photo album as well)

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>>81060986
HOLY SHIT THEYRE GONNA DO THE BLACK SPOT ?

movie will be great now, im sold not even kidding. theyre so much lore of pennywise fucking up derry for literally hundreds of years
>the loggers that axed each other to death
>the bradley gang shootout
>all the child murders every other decade

>>81059691
i bet they use a computer to do it

>>81054881
I hope they include the flying leech scene.

>>81061260
>>81060986

in the book, Mikes dad was in the army stationed in derry in the 1930s (?)
since he and his black buddies couldnt open up a night club becuase racsim, they opened up there own in a shack in the woods outside of derry everyone called the black spot. The preceding events go as followed
>club is where they and any other blacks want to go hang out, play music and drink
>spot becomes popular, everyone from twon goes to it, blacks and whites
>gets too popular, Maine branch of the KKK goes to scare everyone off
>end up burning the place down (probably with the influence of pennywise) and lots of people die
>pennwysie appears as a giant bird with balloons on his wings, in the chaos he grabs a klansman and flies off with him

Mikes dad sees this and tells him about it on his death bed. There are several parts in the book when mike does research on the various killings and shady parts of derry's history, interviewing parents of killed kids and they all have secrets. One dad says he heard his daughters voice giggling and laughing in the sink drain after she was found "torn to ribbons in the snow on Christmas"

this scene is probably pennywise fucking with mike and altering reality to a flash back

>>81055856
terrible. just awful

>>81055856
This is going to be the new 4U. I'm calling it.

>>81064192
this seems dumb as fuck

also why does any story pre 1940 outside a big city has to have kkk members? they were a rare and tiny group

>>81061437
We all know by now that scene won't be in the movie.

>>81064421
kkk are americana horror, not used enough imo

>>81064479
black people in a dark rural setting are far creepier

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>>81057524
>as a result the other Losers take turns having sex with her

"Losers"

do anyone know how rated this movie will be?
if its pg18+ i reckon will be kino

>>81064525
THIS

Being white around black people as a whole in a urban setting today is literally the most underused and most realist horror in American society.

>>81063847
dont forget
>ironworks easter explosion

>>81064525
>oh just killing a chicken to my voodoo christian spirits to abort the baby me and billy bob cracker put in my sister's butt

>>81064421
the KKK was stronger in the 20s-30s. Plus, the branch in derry were called the "legion of white decency" or some shit. they were described as being classier and not as redneck as the KKK in the south, but more or less the same idea

>>81064645
not really, in an urban setting a muslim underage rape den is worse

but black rural folk around 1920s looked creepy as fuck. Not scary, just inhumane, sickly and sweaty

>>81064645
I live in Baltimore and on the last Friday of every month there is a bike party event where hundreds of people ride through the city together on a different route each time and it ends in a sorta rave and every now and then a fucking sped routes it through the ghettos and worst parts of Baltimore and god help you if you are at the back of the pack

You ever seen the part in home alone 2 where Kevin walks around new York alone at night. Just imagine everyone tell you to stop real quick and walking out in the road to try and block you while cries of yo get that niggas bike and beat that crackers ass are coming out of every corner from everyone from the 80 year old nigger on the stoop to the 11 year old kids.

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>>81063222
Well to be fair it's supposed to be a psychic extra-dimensional eldritch spider that came to earth eons ago but there is also an extra-dimensional psychic eldrich turtle that mitigates it.

Basically King is a Lovecraft fanboy writing fan fiction.

>>81064762
it's just funny how they pop up everywhere even though they were pretty much a tiny irrelevant group that is only relevant to some of the black american experience.

they make it seem as though 100% of people's concerns were black people (like a Tarantino's movie where people can't have breakfast before cursing out "dem niggers" and beating them)

>>81064764
Come walk through Baltimore at night.

>>81064838
where's that webm from?

>>81064858
This
blacks kill more blacks in a year than the KKk ever did for their entire history

>>81055630
Actually in the book iirc it says its sunny but raining at the same time.

>>81064838
the turtles dead now

>>81064858
>>they were pretty much a tiny irrelevant group
>it's a /pol/ rewrites history episode

>>81064989
mate, hollywood movies put the KKK as relevant even in the 90s in that Killing Time Sam Jackson movie

your conception of their place in their own time is overated and exagerated

>>81064989
They were m8

again more blacks are killed by blacks in a single year than ever from the KKK

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>>81064904
>He hasn't praised the gospel of our lord Amygdala
Have mercy on the poor bastard!

>>81065065
kek

>a polemic racial crime occurs in 1994
>AS ALWAYS HERE COMES THE KKK

Excuse me 6 months

http://www.politifact.com/punditfact/statements/2013/nov/27/allen-west/allen-west-more-black-black-murders-six-months-86-/