Guys >Aliens devour little kids in thousands I'm bringing

For you

yeah i'm pretty sure the entire plot of civil war was about their casual dismissal of collateral damage

>>81047212
>combatants don't use humor to cope with their situation

t. autist

>>81047212
>devour little kids in thousands

when did this happen show me a clip

>>81047310
Yeah the 9/11 first-responders did nothing but quip all their way to lung failure.

>>81047212

The Avengers do their absolute best to minimize collateral damage, e.g. Cap's battleplan in NY was to keep the ayys away from civilians, in Johannesburg Tony tries to fly the Hulk out of the city and half the tension in Sokovia was to evacuate the citizens safely.

Meanwhile in Man of Steel Clark actually tackles Zod INTO Smallvile and then in the finale smashes him through skyscrapers doing 9/11 10 times over and all of BvS is cringily trying to backpedal away from this meta-reaction as if it was ever part of the plot and Zack the Hack doesn't just like destruction porn.

>>81047474
>9/11 first-responders were combatants

t. retard

>>81047499
>The Avengers do their absolute best to minimize collateral damage
Is that why Iron Man the quiplord actively baited a huge alien ship directly into New York center, causing deaths of thousands more?

>>81047534
>the police aren't trained for combat

What's the point of The Hulk if he can just activate it whenever he feels like it and can also control it pretty well? Completely ruins the idea of an uncontrolled beast.

>>81047212
oh didn't you know? only about a hundred people died in the alien invasion that happened in the middle of the day in new york

yep, not like other, evil heroes that let thousands die, not at all

>>81047726
Not even hundreds. Apparently it was just 70 people.

That's right. All of New York destroyed, and 70 dead. These aliens were pretty soft on the job.

>>81047799
the nice truck driver literally killed more people than an alien invasion then

gg marvel you sure showed dc

>>81047310
Shit, I've never been remotely close to combat and I use humor to cope with everyday bullshit.

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>I'm OP
>If I watch a comic book movie that has a fight in a city, and it isn't a global scale extinction level event, then it isn't realistic. I demand realism in my comic book films, because I'm too much of a manchild to watch and discuss films for adults.
>If a character makes a joke in a comic book movie primarily aimed at children, it's a "quip," and as someone who regularly makes jokes that nobody laughs at, it triggers me.
>It would take way too many balloons to fly that house in UP and the old man should have been dead multiple times. His body should have been dragged across the ground by the pack of intelligent dogs and torn to pieces while the fat Chinese kid was watching, knowing he would be next.
>Whenever Popeye punches Bluto hard enough to knock him into the ground, and Bluto's spine can't be heard to be reduced into a mush of bone powder and blood, I run-- not walk, run-- out of the theater screaming, with my cape trailing behind me.
I love /t/v/

>>81047499
>DC comparison
suck dicks in hell

>>81047212
A single dindu died and nobody else

Thats canon

>>81048042
>being this mad someone called out your shitty brand

>>81047212
HEY JARVIS

>>81048234
>muh capewars!
I don't give two shits about cheering for either company, you childish twink. I want fanboys of both to fuck off, whether off of this board or out of this life entirely. You're all cancerous faggots.

>>81048340
Why are you being this mad someone makes fun of a shitty capeshit? You sound more invested in this than you're letting on.

Capeshit is ruining this country

>>81047298
And unsurprisingly they just keep doing it with no fucks given, Stark-side included.

>>81047618
Look up what combatant means mouth breather.

>>81047499
>half the tension in Sokovia
Tension, Ha!

>>81047618
A-are you retarded?

>>81048042
>as someone who regularly makes jokes that nobody laughs at, it triggers me.
Kek.

>>81048362
>Anon makes a funny post that makes fun of mouthbreathing capeshit fans on /tv/
>You immediately get defensive
Yeah... Hes the one with the rustled jimmies anon.

>>81049241
Why are you talking about yourself in third-person?

>>81047474
>September 11th, 2001? Moar Like, September, 2000 & FUN amirite?

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Was it autism?

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>>81047474
>He wasn't a 9/11 first responder.

We quipped the ever loving shit that day.
>"OH GOD THIS CHILD IS CRUSHED BY THE DEBRIS! AH FUCK, HE'S DYING IN MY ARMS, SOMEONE GET HELP, GOD DAMN IT!"
>"Language!"

>>81049429
What is her superpower again?

>>81049520
gun

>>81047310
That's why there are so many comedies about the Holocaust or 9/11, right?

>>81047310
Dylann Roof? They let out?!

>>81047499
Good point about the Avengers, which makes CW even more baffling, as they clearly tried to limit casualties against enemies and in situations arguably more dangerous than WWII, yet the UN was attacking them, and the writing made the ones who disagreed with Cap look rather dumb.

>>81047212
>falls from outa space and almost gets himself killed
>huuuurr did someone kiss me XDDDD

but like 1 office floor gets destroyed and suddenly they have a moral crisis and """""civil"""" """"war""""

>>81047339
Scrapped footage from before the dropped Raimi

>>81049520
>"I'm slut."

>>81049812
ever heard about Life is Beautiful you fucking faggot?

>>81047499
who said anything about DC? So your arguement is that the Avengers is not shitty because there are other shitty movies? are you retarded?

I liked how superman made out with lois after destroying the entire city of metropolis.

>>81047298
They had to justify the plot SOMEHOW, anon

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I still consider myself a feminist despite having a biological attraction to certain parts of the female anatomy and the desire to now and again see plate metal curvaceously wrapping around their sensual forms in a cradle of cold, sumptuous steel.

>>81049943
Then they blow up an airport.

>>81047534
they combat fire

>>81047298
that was a situation where the collateral damage was entirely their fault. As they chose the course of action that directly resulted in said damage, rather than doing what they could to stop other entities from causing damage.

>>81048042
10/ 10

What ever happened to good old entertainment value?

>>81049812
Holocaust jokes are hilarious but (((they))) don't allow them.

>>81049520

she has a magic butthole, it makes the male superheroes penises disappear ;-) :-o