https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3a Og6_7cEc >teaser trai

>>81046970
looks just like those suits from Mass Effect

>>81046970
Women can't act.

>>81046970

Cara Delevingne got dealt a terrible hand insofar as timing

>I'm sure she's a wonderful person

Idk. She seems too cool, not in a good way in a your parents are divorced so you got battlefield way

>>81047590
> in a your parents are divorced so you got battlefield way

A very accurate statement, anon.

>>81046970

>2017
>he still thinks plot is important.

>>81046970
even if the plot is trash, the visuals look pretty great imo, might just go for the visual experience

>>81046970
show 6 out of 200 aliens
>plot ruined
you don't even know who is the "bad guy"

>>81047977

I wish I could afford to do that

>>81046970
>spoilers the entire plot of the movie
sounds like they're desperate to make people interested in seeing it. no one has any idea what this film is so they're just like throwing the whole thing in front of you.

>>81046970
>An unkown force

That looks like a Reaper to me.

>>81046970
>and spoils the entire plot of the movie

I don't really know how the French typically are, but not all cultures expect to go into movies not knowing what's in them and even expect trailers to do just that. Look at Asian marketing - they spell everything out in advance by design.

>>81048449
korean trailer for shin goji is GOAT

>>81046970

>you will never get casted into a role where you get to kiss cara

I'm ending it

>>81047075
Well there's the similarity. They both have a shitty sci-fi plot and are pandering to social justice cucks.

>>81046970
This looks pretty good, except for Cara being Cara...better than the shit jokes on Guardians of the Memelaxy 2: This time is Cucksonal.

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>Lets cast a guy who can act but not carry the movie by himself next to a Wacky waving inflatable arm flaling tube man

why does cara get even roles shes not attractive and cant act

>>81049505
Absolute bullshit

She's an amazing actress and beauty wise unmatched

>>81047075
No, they aren't that bad.

Wht are space suits so ugly now? Like the new spartan suit in Halo.

Only Interstellar has space suits that aren't ugly.

>>81046970
>cara
it's shit anyway

>>81049693
>Only Interstellar has space suits that aren't ugly.

yeah but the helmets are literally painted on for some reason

>>81049653
an argument can be made for her looks but she absolutely can't act.

source: saw her in paper towns

>5 hour """teaser""" trailer

Bravo

>>81049825
well it's a sci fi story with weird art so to a general audience it would make no sense

>>81047977
>the visuals look pretty great imo
They look discussing.

Why is it so easy to entertain stupid people with flashy CGI?

>>81046970
So is this the first time you plebs have seen this trailer?

It came out months ago, what took you so long?

>>81049738
>painted on helmets
What?

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>>81050214

the helmets in Interstellar are incredibly small.

>>81046970
I don't get people having baggy eyes like this, I fucking work graveyard and get lousy sleep the entire week and I only have dark circles and small bags.

>>81046970
reminds me of Treasure Planet visually

>>81050267
And why would they need bigger helmets for?

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>>81046970

It doesn't look that bad just a standard popcorn flick but it looks like it has a massive budget so i don't get what they're aiming for

>>81050286

Some people don't sleep and have had bad sleeping habits since childhood
Also working graveyard doesn't mean you don't sleep

>>81050502
Now I want those shades on black or brown.

>>81050468

Less claustrophobic, you won't block your view by breathing on the screen and you can't turn your head in that thing

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>2017
>huge sculpted titties on space armor
This shit always looks so fucking stupid, I mean i get the obvious reason for doing it, but it looks like a shitty video game cosplay on top of that

>>81050550

>not aviator

Baka

>>81050513
I have also had bad sleeping habits since I was a child, it has just become worse in recent years. I guess I don't do as many hard drugs or something.

>>81050609
>i get the obvious reason for doing it
What is the reason?

>>81050638
I have like 5 aviators.

>>81050468
to fit more air in

>>81050644

Nah you probably get more sleep than you realise

>>81046970
>two whites
Really?

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>>81046970
>Cara Delevingne
>tits

It's Shit.
Into the space compactor it goes!

>>81050670
...titties man
Directors love showing off titties

>>81050468
Gen Z loves the big head mod.

Everything about Prometheus's visual's were great except for those big cheesy helmets, WTF is this, Mars Attacks?

>>81050776
The sleep I get is really shitty though, waking up numerous times. I haven't had a good full night's rest in years.

It's hard to imagine people functioning as an actor with even less rest.

>>81050609
She doesn't even have boobs big enough to justify that.

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>>81050828
They're perfect imo, medium size and firm.

>>81051037
She's small, don't insult medium girls.

>>81050609
Women are still women in space, they want to look sexy.

>>81050925
You actually can get lighter, less cumbersome spacesuits if they're skintight.

Also, artistic nudity

>>81050502
fuck off Dane

How is CGI this bad acceptable?

>>81046970
holy shit this looks bad as hell.

>>81048986
>Boy/Girl partnership
>no forced black or trans characters, just aliens and one barbadian side character
>Story that inspired Star Wars
>pandering to social justice cucks

Are you braindead anon?

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>>81046970
Why does no one ever mention and make fun of women going bald?
You see it done with men all the time, not only on this site but everywhere.

Just fucking look at her Edo period samurai hairline for fuck's sake. She is more bald than Henry Cavil - who gets made fun of as baldy Superman all the time and yet no one seems to notice if it's a cunt.
Why so?

>>81046970
Do the SJW h8 that because the main roles aren't 2 transgender latinos or something like that? if yes I'm interested

>>81048986
How is it pandering ?

>>81046970
>inspired a generation
wut

>Cara Delevingne

Please make this meme fucking stop, Hollywood.

>>81052539
she has a high hairline. she's not bald.

>>81050468
They were trying to make room with size

>>81050609
They could potentially rationalize it as a universal armor kit for women, have similar type equipment in the U.S. Army.

Not the tit-armor, but universal armor carriers.

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>>81049653
>She's an amazing actress and beauty wise unmatched

>>81052539
She looks like a crackhead. I love it

>>81051196
you don't know small
some girls are just nipples

Looks better than Guardians of the Galaxy 2 to be honest

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>>81055651

I thought it was nice that they kept the banter very subdued, basically it was just the line about being late and "I taught him how to do that", so the sense of urgency in their mission felt real if that makes sense.

>>81055173

Even if they were made to fit women of all bust-sizes, wouldn't it most likely be just one big chestplate instead of two sculpted titties

>>81054936
Shit actress and Dane Cook is not charismatic at all. He's no Bruce Willis.

Not going to see it.

I feel like this is gonna be the new John Carter, and that's a good but unfortunate thing.

>>81048449
I've never understood the American obsession with "spoilers". Why must something be a surprise to be good?

>>81051037
Those are small, not medium, and you're a fag.

The best part about fencing was watching the girl's team pick out plastic chest shields at the beginning.

>>81054936

she looks like a furby, and also can't act. she only became famous because she's a literal rothschild and now they use her for buzz because a bunch of girls think she's "cool" (I think?) let's be honest here, there's hundreds of much more attractive and talented actresses out there.

>>81055651
>it looks better than Guardian's of the Galaxy 2

That isn't hard at all. I don't like a lot of the choices for this movie but I respect the director and the source material, I cannot say the same about Reddit: The Movie 2 Electric Boogaloo

>>81056226
>not casting Lea Seydoux with hair dyed rer, also the male lead should be Henry Cavill. Prove me wrong.

I'm cautiously optimistic about this. I love The Fifth Element.

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>>81055877
what the fuck is going on with that red stripe and the open flap just above her pussy?

it looks like a goddamned cartoon

who the fuck this Valerian dude? He is supposed to be a highly trained, experienced elite agent/soldier? He looks like a high school kid. I hate his face. It looks so punchable.

>>81046970
>tit armor
How can women expect us to take them seriously wearing this stuff?

>>81056719
It's bad enough that teens can be soldiers, especially girls.

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>>81046970
the fuck?

dropped

Why do they have a chunky androgynous beta male who looks like he's hung over as the star?

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>>81046970
>based on the groundbreaking graphic novel that inspired a generation.
Yeah, all four of them.

>>81046970
Watch the French anime Valerian Time Jam on CrunchyRoll, it will be better.

>>81050286

bags under your eyes can be genetic. it doesn't necessarily have anything to do with how much sleep they're getting.

>>81051037

i agree.

big tits sag really badly as women age. smallish firm tits are the patrician breast size (especially with a great ass as well)

>>81056006

dane cook is a shitty comedian.

i think you mean classic dane dehaan.

>>81057165
because a male version of Cara complete with bags under his eyes and a neanderthal browline looks spooky

>>81056087

it doesn't have to be a surprise to be good but it definitely takes away some enjoyment when you know how it's going to end or major plot twists. would you read the last chapter of a book first?

>>81057641
I actually do, everytime.

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Why does Dane DeHaan always talk in that faggy retard voice like he's run out of breath or something

How did this kid even become a famous actor? He can't act and he looks like some high school kid who's in the marching band and gets bullied sometimes.