Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, trailer 2. htt

Why does Luc Besson keep getting chances? Does he have dirt on some seriously powerful people?

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I like her but she can't act for shit.

>>81044580
he's a pedo

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>Luc Besson
>Cara Delevingne

I already hate the cgi and Luc besson is shit but it can't be worse than your average capeshit

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>>81044580

Well to be fair, Lucy made a ton of money, though that was mostly due to Scarjo.

Nice visuals at least

>>81044529
> style over substance
Dishonest movie

>>81044529
That's some discount store CGI. Probably going to be this year's Jupiter Ascending.

Also, the fuck is with the Terminator music in the trailer?

>>81044529
Wew lad can't wait for one of the biggest flops of all time.

>>81044529
am I taking shitposting pills or something?

how the fuck is this a real movie that's being unironically released? everything about it looks fucking awful

>>81044635
These reminded me of the Geth from Mass Effect.

>>81044580
It's probably getting a ton of money from the governement because he wants to promote a french blockbuster studio

>>81044529
Looks good. I'll watch it.

Can't be any worse than The Fifth Element.

>>81044580
Check Lucy's box office.

I just wanna be the optimist here and say I'm pretty excited for it. Visuals (when not for the aliens) are great and creative as fuck, and this just looks like the Sixth Element, some good fun. This is one of those style over substance films that turn into cult classics later on.

It's a shame it'll flop tho.

Gotta get high mon

>>81044591
I HATE HER AND SHE CANT ACT FOR SHIT

I'M STILL SEEING THIS MOVIE IN IMAX BECAUSE ITS SCIFI SPACESHIT

Why do I have an urge to have sex with Cara?

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>>81044732
Mass Effect movie starring Sophie Turner as Femshep directed by Luc Besson when?

>>81044799
>not Emily Blunt as femshep

>>81044799
>Sophie Turner
>playing a harneded 30-year old soldier

Nah, m8. Traue or bust

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>>81044795

Because

>>81044795
Because her lips and neck are LEWD

HYPE

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HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81044781
Me too. Well dunno about the Imax part, I'm too cheap.

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>>81044591
Well...look at it this way. She's this movie's Leeloo, in that Besson hired a cute looking model that is just starting acting but she plays her part well.

Don't dismiss her just yet.

>>81044701
>Also, the fuck is with the Terminator music in the trailer?

Trailers generally sample music from preexisting sources, be it generic "trailer music" libraries or other movies.

>>81044529
I'll watch it. 2 leads seem about as interesting as the rotten wooden planks on an old pier but it *might* be Fifth Element all over again.

How do movies like this get greenlit? Same as John Carter or Jupiter Ascending. Same unattractive cgi aliens, discount actors. "From the groundbreaking novel that inspired a generation"- god fucking damn.

The studio must know that this movie will at best barely break even.

>>81044795
because she looks vaguely human but otherwise alien, which is interesting to you

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Looks great. Better than the last trailer, some action and gun play, its ticking all the 5th Element moments.

>>81044529
almost looks like Cara has boobs in that image

What the fuck how are you retards not excited for this movie, it's by far better looking than any of the other bullshit blockbusters coming out this year, except Blade Runner.

>>81045323
>John Carter or Jupiter Ascending

BOTH LOOKED GREAT IN IMAX 3D

>>81045323
this is a Marveldrone shitposter

>>81044580
He's a terrible director but good business man, his company is successful: he lazily writes formula trendy action movies which make him good money on the European video market, and allow him to fund his own shitty projects.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EuropaCorp

Best thing he's done is producing Tommy Lee Jones's films and distributing Tree of Life in France

>>81045323
It wouldn't even be that bad if they all weren't like 3 hours long

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>>81044799
>sophie 'looks like a 40 yr old housewife in her 20's' turner

>>81044744
>Fifth Element
>worse

jesus fuck reddit, pls go

>>81045323
Europa Corp is his own studio

Lets cast Rihanna, it worked out perfectly for that other movie with bullshit premise.

>>81045405
Whatever he has given us some of the most entertaining movies ever.

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>>81045424
>DUDE MULTIPASS LMAO
>calling others reddit

>>81045405
>taxi series
>yamakasi
>Wasabi
>Trasnporter
>Ong mutherfucking Bak
>Taken
>Be kind rewind
>not top tier

>>81045459

That movie was doomed no matter who they cast.

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>>81045494
HAD A COUPLE GOOD SCENES

>>81045493
>After Ong-Bak became a hit in Thailand, sales rights for outside Asia were purchased by Luc Besson's EuropaCorp, which in turn re-edited the film. Most of the subplot involving Muay Lek's sister, Ngek, was removed, and the final showdown between Ting and Saming was shortened. EuropaCorp also re-scored the soundtrack with some hip-hop sounds, replacing the Thai rock score
He made his successes by pandering to ghetto sandniggers, zero artistic integrity.

>>81045541
>I can't stand it I know you planned it

>>81044529
I'm actually looking forward to this, looks like a very enjoyable film what from I've seen, not too serious with nice visual effects and no stupid filters to wash out the colours.

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>>81045549
>Most of the subplot involving Muay Lek's sister, Ngek, was removed

REMOVING KEK, BAD JUJU

Can't wait to see it. Should I go ahead and see Lucy while I'm waiting? Never did.

Also anyone here read the graphic novel?

>>81044529
>europacorp
>cheap cgi backdrops
>cluttered space shots
>generic cgi monsters and aliens
>modern luc besson
Jupiter Ascending 2: box office bomb boogaloo

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>>81045167
first movie tits I ever saw as a kids

pic related, it was 6-year-old me when she just started changing

>>81045481
>DUDE JOJO REFERENCE
>calling others reddit

>>81044529
The casting for the main characters is so fucking awful.

>>81045712
>tfw your seven year old thinks boobs are gross and has no interest in female nudity

._.

>>81045712
It must've blown you away when you got to see real tits then.

>>81045748
VERY GOOD CHANCE IT BOMBS

ACTING ACROSS THE BOARD LOOKS ATROCIOUS, EVEN FROM CLASSIC DANE

STILL GONNA BE A TOTALLY SICK ASS THEATER MOVIE WELL WORTH SEEING

>>81045767
I was a weirdo when I was a dumb kid, and thought a woman's belly button was part of reproduction.

And now as an adult, I have a massive navel/midriff fetish because of it.

>>81044732
This trailer reminded me of the possibilities of Mass Effect and Andromeda if the creative was competent and not a bunch of SJW feminazi bulldykes

>>81044529
I'm fucking sold.

>from the legendary director of lucy

keked hard

Reminder there is a conspiracy to purposefully make bad franchises that don't go anywhere so Star Wars and Marvel have no one to compete with.

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>>81046246
BIG IF TRUE

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>>81044529
>opening against Dunkirk
heh, good luck kiddo

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>>81044609

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>>81046321
TRYING TO PULL SOME OF THE GOTG2 CROWD, BUT IT WONT

5TH ELEMENT BOMBED TOO, BET IT WAS AWESOME IN THEATER THOUGH

BESSON HAS HIS FRENCH FLAIR, IT WORKS IN ITS WAY

>>81046314

That and paying off reviewers so they trash it on opening week

>>81046427
>intentionally making bad franchises
>implying hollywood isnt incompetent as fuck

you mean to say that they are making franchises as shit as SW and marvel and paying reviewers to ignore it and hype up the bad angles of every other franchise

>>81044529
They expect people to like characters with those faces ?

>>81044529
Dude, I mean, it's probably against the odds but I hope this works. If Luc could make something good again it would be so based.
Also I like the fact that there are actual colors.

>>81044529
This looks crappy, but in a way I'd enjoy it. I think I'll watch it. probably when it comes on bluray though because I'm too lazy to go to the movies and I don't want to go through with the penis inspections.

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>>81046493
>mfw Cara Delevigne's face makes me want to do things to it

>>81044635

>Well to be fair, Lucy made a ton of money,

It did very well, but mainly because it had a relatively small budget ($40 million), Valerian has a production budget of $180 million, it needs to do much better.

Who is this for?

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>>81044529
I want to FUCK that peacock

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>>81046493
I find them both attractive as fuck and I'm a heterosexual white male.

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>>81046581

There's a reason they are called peaCOCKS anon unless that's your thing

>>81045876
Apparently the game even pissed off the gays and trannies, so I'm not sure who their audience is even supposed to be anymore. Straight non-whites, I guess?

>>81046493
They're both weird-sexy, which is the new sexy, get on with the times grandpa.

>>81044529
What the fuck was Luc Besson thinking by casting those two fucking cocksuckers in these roles? He's an effeminate emo beta twink and she's a scrawny skanky pug ugly dyke!!!FACT!!!

>>81046321
>reminder that Dunkirk got a PG-13 rating
yeah no thanks, I'll go see valerian instead

>>81046726
>when they turn on their own

the truest victory

>the novel that inspired star wars and fifth element gets finally a movie
>tv dislikes it for some reason

Looks like pure classic /tv/ cinema

Only /v/eddit capeshit drones and /co/mblr disagree. They're afraid of power it has to bring back old /tv/

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>>81046913
How will GeorgeLucasfags recover?

JA was great, I'm hyped

>>81044529
I actually like Cara but this movie looks like shit and normies will make guardians comparisons because of that one line

Poor alien doggo though

>>81046838
Among teenagers, handsome and pretty people are considered fake and uninteresting.

Didn't you notice how almost all new franchises aimed at young audiences have all the weird looking actors? Have you seen how modern pop stars look like?

And yet teens have hots for them.

Beauty standards change. I mean, it's less weird when you remember what was seen as pretty in 90's - humongous boobs, fake blond hair and tan.

I think the youngest generation came up to the world which was so over saturated with perfection that they simply think of it as boring.

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>>81047110
>YFW BEST ALIEN DOGGO IS ON MARS

>all that colour

I forgot movies didn't have to look like bleak shit all the time

>>81044529

Genre fans will adore it
Mainstream audiences will ignore it
Critics will be split on it's french quirkiness and bad attempts at humor
People here will find some tiny nugget of feminism or w/e to bitch about for months

i dont like either of the actors

So ETA for Metabarons bande dessinée kino?

I'll watch it for Dane.

Looks sumptuous visually

>>81047001
lucas is a hack

>>81048500
CGI is not finished in this trailer and still looked great

>>81047144
insightful post anon

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>>81044529
Gonna watch it for Luc and the source material, really love adaptations of old comics like John Carter.
>tfw can't decide if Cara is attractive or not

>>81045167
As far as I know, that was Milla's first real role, people didn't know if she could act or not. With eyebrows, we have already seen her enough to know she's shit.

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>>81049327
she's attractive

>>81049327
SUICIDE SQUAD WAS THE BIGGEST JOKE OF A MOVIE

SHE REALLY HAS NO BUSINESS ACTING

DC NEEDS TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

I want the cara delameme meme to die

>>81049793
not

>>81044529
That was the most visually refreshing thing ive seen since Avatar I'm actually looking forward to it

>>81047144
this

>>81047144
kek you need to leave your basement more often

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>>81044799
She seriously needs to get of drugs and hit the gym/eat healthy. She looks terrible for her age.