Why is it that all of the women who are actually funny are

Post more sexualized quirky SNL girl

Most funny jokes aren't "sexy," they don't have to be muh vagina but most female comics are reluctant to share unpopular opinions and go for low hanging fruit.

I never knew Desi Arnaz was a cuck.

how hairy do you think her pusy is

>>81043941
they're basically men
also they don't rely on le edgy sexy comments jokes

>>81043941
Because instead of hating everyone else 24/7 they openly hate themselves.

if i tape my donger and wear lady clothes will she let me lick she pusy?

"lesbian"

if a man raped her she'd orgasm so hard her anus would prolapse twice

some part of you has to think like a man to be funny

>>81043941
more sexual competition among each other, they actually have to be funny instead of just looking good

>>81044360
mmm mm i bet i could rape your cute little shit hole and make that little dick of yours squirt and throb ;)

Because they are men in disguise.

>>81044452
case in point

extreme sexual insecurity warped inwards

>>81044452
I wish

>>81043941
Rising star. Will escape SNL. The next Bill Murray or Will Ferrell.

>>81044452
haha no you couldn't. your big fat dick couldn't possibly fit in my asshole. lol

>>81044497
Quesadillas en pointe

juvenile sexual impotence, unmasked!

>>81043941

they want pussy as much as men do.

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>>81043941
>women
>actually funny
You have to go back

>>81043941
I'd fuck her in the ass

>>81044118
Very

>>81043941
>>81044259
All women base all comedy on sex. Either actual sexual relations or their own biological sex.
it's a tired fucking concept, find something new to joke about, fucking a

>>81044954
Rita Rudner didn't

>>81043941
Humor is a masculine trait, also women usually don't have to be funny, so they never develop that skill. Some lesbians are basically crappy versions of dudes.

That being said she's never done anything remotely funny.

>Watching SNL
I hope you're still in your teens.

I didn't realise Maria Bamford was gay.

>>81044994
The fact that adults watch and enjoy SNL is one of the most confusing things in my life.

>>81043941
Amy Schumer isn't a lesbian

>>81046682
Which is why she's not funny.

>>81044954
Kate doesn't does she?

>>81045085
This.

Sarah Silverman used to be a lesbian?

>>81043941
Not after Mike Pence is done with them.

>>81043941
they are trying to impress other women.

other women like outgoing, creative, and inspiring people - comedians can be that.

>>81046682
He said funny, not fat.

I will make one counter argument though:

Victoria Wood.

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>no mention of tina fey yet

cmon /tv/ you're better than this

>>81048029
>posts literally the worst thing she's ever done

>>81048029
Id put money on her and Poehler having had sex.

>>81048152
I really hope you're right.
Also, Tina Fey is funny.

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>>81048029

lesbians are high test compared to normal women
there was that wnba player who came out as straight and the problems it caused in the locker room
test causes the brain to divide between hemispheres more, enabling logic

>>81044137

They can think like men more easily

>>81043941
This isn't true
>>81048429
This is shitty pop neuroscience
>>81047599
This is the most sensible answer in the thread

>>81043941
Is iliza lesbian

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>>81048309
Dios mio...

>>81044038
>vagina
>low hanging fruit

>>81044679

She actually is funny, sheep.

>>81048029
Tina Fey isn't very funny but she's pretty and not too annoying about her politics.

>>81043941
she's such a CUNT

>>81043941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7izJggqCoA

>>81048029
>>81048309
How hairy do you think her pussy is?

>>81050617
I imagine it's hairy, but tidy. Probably has a decent landingstrip.

>>81050936
This. Probably neatly trimmed, but not bare.

>>81043941
post a funny lesbian to support your argument, please.

le female jim carrey lady isn't funny in the least, and she was the worst part of the new ghostbusters movie. Not that it was good, mind you.

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>>81051529
Pic related?

>>81051557
this was the vid that was first in a search for "sue perkins best moments"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGM2hXVcGFU

I don't know what to say.

>>81050936
>>81051416
landing strips are underrated

>>81051663
Yep.

Can you imagine if they used her in that lesbian snl skit with Kstew? Ultimate fap fuel

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>>81052021

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>>81052021
WHOA MAMA

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http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2007/01/hitchens200701

McKinnon isn't funny, and she's not even the funniest woman on SNL

You need to be at least a little funny in order get most women to sleep with you.

Hitchens explains it better than I can
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S692f1tnuQ

>>81052810
>>81052820

HITCHENSMIND

>>81052021

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are incredibly funny, and neither is a lesbian.

OP BTFO

>>81043941
I have two schools of tough on that,
A) It's the only way that straight men will pay attention

or

B) It's the only way they know how to let straight men down gently w/o them getting angry

>>81043941

because lesbians also have to put up with womens bullshit. Women generally get a free pass in life, even ones that eat like a heffer can still find a man to take care of them, while men have to work hard to achieve things. Lesbians have to work even harder to make it without a man. They live in the real world like men do. Unlike women.

>>81052917
I wsmt to fuck her in the ass so bad...

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>>81043941
>women who are actually funny
Women aren't funny retard

>>81053130
Want*

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>>81052877
>Tina Fey and Amy Poehler
>Funny
Gtfo Reddit

>>81053209
>/r/the_donald
>calling anyone reddit
Lel

>>81043941

she's barley funny, and only some lesbos are funny, lily tomlin yes, ellen no, judy gold yes, mckinnon not so much

>>81043941

I don't think she's particularly funny. She has a very "try hard" vibe.

Women are smart and funny, get over it you neckbeards!

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