>jannies deleting james K threads hits too close to

>>81040322
Fuck yourself faggot

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>>81040322

>>81040322
>Set up toilet under him
>fill 20L bucket with water
>Leave him alone for 2 weeks at a time
Its not like he can get up and get the food himself

im about to watch some

which episodes are the most kino? i dont wanna watch it all, just the best

>>81040322

Any thread that people will post more than once because they enjoy posting in it is liable to be deleted. the moderation on this site is ridiculous.

Maybe it's because It's kinda gross.

>>81040360
can somebody please tell me what the fuck is going on with his legs medically?

>>81040322
kek keep fighting the good fight op

>>81040360
kek

>>81040322
ONE MORE

>tfw you realise Lisa wife got cucked by James k

He was looking after James k's kids while still married to Lisa and being cucked by James k

ONE

>>81040360
this should be the OP pic of every actual /fatkino/ thread

>>81040565
It's mainly cellulitis, which is an infection of the skin. Because he is so huge he can't clean properly under the folds of skin so they are filled with bacteria. Also because he is immobile the circulation in his legs is probably awful which causes all the swelling

>>81040469
Watch James K. Everything after that is disappointing

>>81040565
i want to know why the skin on one of his sides burst

AHH MY LEGS

when he pees does it just sort of leak out of a fold somewhere?

this guy can't get up and get food by himself. what's stopping them just using an IV to give him nutrients and just leaving him for a month?

>>81040950
he has a catheter on

>>81041003
and the poo?

I assume hes doing no fap as well

>>81041026
he just shits and they wipe it off of him

fapping doesn't sound so fun with a catheter and not sure if he can even maintain an erection anymore

>>81040961

because his wife is a feeder who gives him as much food as he wants

they should just spray the whole room down with lysol, drug him up real good and pay a surgeon to hack off all that fat without even moving him to the hospital. Maybe take a kidney for payment if they arent completely trashed.

>>81040360
Now that i think about it this guy hasnt seen or touched his penis for years

>>81041026
All he has to do to fap is slap some of his belly fat and the vibrations carry through his thighs and masturbate him like the finest pusy.

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I want you to lose 5 pounds for every thread you nuke. OK?

Why are the janitors such cucks. This is literally tv. It isn't some stupid internet drama which they leave up, it's tv.

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>>81041147

>>81041972
how many times has gookmoot had to remortgage his house to pay for the janitors hard works?

none, because they do it for free

>>81040565
The medical issue of "if you don't use it, you lose it"

"Just a taste, james," you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need our breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer," you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake - a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and shaving off the whole piece. "Mm," James grunts as the flake slides into your mouth, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course," you say wryly. James' beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy, looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a full day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs to reveal half an inch of incredibly thick paste lining the folds. "Laygs" was yelped from the corpulent James, but you barely notice. Sliding a finger across the goop, you happily place your now heavier finger into your mouth and suckle the sour paste down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wild, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of stringy flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, stomach full, well, today was bliss.

What is some Hoarders kino?

the patients would actually get so much more progress done if the doctor wasnt a soulless jew who doesnt give a fuck about his patients

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>HIIIIIRO. AH WENT TO DA BAFFROOM AH NEED U TA CLEAN MEH
>HOW YOU GON GIVE ME ONE LIL HOT POCKET

Which one of you faggots is ok in my book to post the episode

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Sounds like the jannies need to retrain their bodies from eatin cheeseburgers

>>81040565
James is suffering from a severe case of acute muhlegitis. Dr Now prescribed grilled fish and steamed vegetables to treat the condition but the patient self medicated with eggrolls, which is nearly always fatal.

>>81040452
his legs would rot away if they didnt clean him

>>81042144
Actually Dr Now is Iranian. And no, everyone coddling them is what got them there in the first place.

>ctrl + f
>"muh le-"

I love it that is so easy to find this thread

>>81042144

Oh grow up, half the fucking episodes go like this

>Lose weight and you WON'T DIE and you can get the surgery, ok?

>I feel Dr Now, is too confrontational, telling me to lose weight is not what I need to hear right now, I think he has a really poor attitude. I'm feeling really stressed right now and when I get back home, I'm going to have to treat myself

What's the name of that delusional shefat?
I want to watch that next

>>81043627
Penny

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>>81043627
Mom

>>81041092
Can you imagine what it looks like? If his legs look like that, his penis must be even worse.

>>81043373
YA ONY GUT ME ONE LIL EHGROLE

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>>81043660

Where do you think the second eggroll came from?

>tfw James k might still make it

>James is on a diet of between 600-800 calories-a-day and the physical therapist told us that it appears to him that James weighs less than when we last saw him on the show.

http://tvruckus.com/2017/03/17/exclusive-update-james-k-600-lb-life-alive-moving-diet/

>>81043729
>His cock falls off finally
>Oh God he's gonna freak out if he notices
>Toss it on the plate
>"Oh"

Phew.

Link?

>>81043763
>the bed just raises my back

>>81042144
You can't reason with people who are living an unreasonable life. It doesnt matter if he gets on his knees and begs them to lose the weight. They are like drug addicts, either they are going to stop and get their shit together or theyre not. He knows this and that's why he may seem cold. It's better not to waste and extra effort on trying to convince someone of something they dont want to be convinced of. They either loose the weight or they dont.

>>81043763

>weighs less than when we last saw him on the show.

Dude weight like 850lbs...

I should hope so.

But then again, he'll still be a horrible reprehensible human being

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>when you're so abhorrent you give your dad a stroke

>this fuck who it trying to kill himself every day and ruined the lives of those around him might live to be 50
>meanwhile a cute little girl gets cancer and dies at the age of 10

there is no god

>>81044126
no theres not

and that happens because life is about money and selfishness

theres much more money in treating cancer than curing it
so that little girls parents are gonna be siphoned for money to keep her alive for a few months before she keels over

same thing with james

>>81041092
he's reaping the benefits of no fap. high test alpha male.

>>81044172
You're fucking retarded. The net benefit of the singular group that CURES cancer is incentive enough to CURE cancer. There's no shadowy, nameless, faceless figure preventing the cure for cancer.

>>81044172
If you think there is a cure for cancer you don't understand what cancer is, it isn't a single disease

>>81044223
explain what the point of working for cures for each type of cancer is when patients give millions of dollars to treat it?

why wouldnt a research group just keep treating patients
why would they have to work towards a cure?

because you read in a book that all humans are good people?

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>>81040322
>huh ya
So these threads are actually made by /asp/ rejects. Back to your ghost town kid

>>81043763

>TVRuckus reached out to TLC to ask if the network had a follow-up episode planned. The answer was no, not at this time

A shame since Penny had one.

>>81044286
Actually, yes. You've become so jaded in your life that you can't believe there are good people who want to benefit mankind. You'd be hard-pressed to find individuals who take positions in the medical field who solely do it for the money. The money machine that is treating people is only a money machine because there is currently no cure. You're making an assumption on half the facts.

>>81043646
>NOBODY TOLD ME I HAD TO LOSE WEIGHT WHILE I WAS HERE

>>81044393
Is the penny follow up kino? I haven't watched it yet

Who /onelileggroll/ here?

What did you eat today /tv/?

>>81044698
Some cereal, Special K with red berries.

Thoughts?

>>81044286

The point would be to cure cancer. Do you work?

>>81044727
Nice.

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>>81044698
Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza.
But seriously Canadian bacon, bagel and cream cheese, coffee, and some mint seltzer water.

>>81044602
>AH JUS FIGURED DEEP FRYIN IS BETTER THAN ORDERIN OUT

>>81044698
I had one lil eggroll and muh legs.

>>81040322
why would they delete threads about a television show episode

>>81045799
james k is a /tv/ mod

there is a big fat guy at my company who for some reason cannot be fired. less expensive to wait until he dies I think.

anyway, he must weight 400 pounds and can still just about walk. he smells like baby vomit. a very particular stench. can anyone explain this? is that what muh legs guy smells like? some of you must be pretty fat, do you smell like that?

>>81045799
because literally all this is a bunch of impotent fags hating on a fat fuck because their lives are that pathetic they need something to feel more sorry for

I'm all for bashing fatties but when you do it, on multiple board for 300+ repliues(whth under 100 unique posters) it's literally some goofy /pol/ or r9k loser.

or what do they discuss? LOOK HOW FAT HE IS. FAT FUCK.

How much does this specimen weigh?

What does the K stand for?

>>81045923
how are your legs feeling bro?

>>81045923
It's a TV show, you stupid fucking cunt.

>>>/Tumblr/

>>81045983
I have a bad back due to a preexisting medical condition that causes the arches of my feet to collapse.
>inb4 le fattie xD
what an original post

>>81045964
Kino

>>81045952
This is so disgusting it makes ISIS execution videos look like fucking teletubbies

>>81045964
Kiloton

>>81046040
Don't eat so much, and you won't get so triggered over a TV show.

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>>81046070

>>81046040
that's a bummer, didn't mean to bring up actual suffering in your life

these threads are still more /tv/-related than most though

>>81046089
um no sweetie that's not how it works ok? maybe its difficult for you stick figures to understand, but calories in < calories out doesn't work for everyone due to genetics.

>>81046151
what is that on his toes

what the fuck

>>81046024
>this is a human being

>>81046191
Looks like dead skin caked in fat.

>>81046191
Maybe severe fungus from lack of cleaning them.

>>81046105
NUUOOH MY GOD

WHY DID I EVEN CLICK THIS THREAD FAT PEOPLE JESUS CHRIST

>>81046105
That LITERALLY looks like some gross, anamatronic alien creature from a sci-fi/horror movie.

Reminder that this is probably what they show as propaganda in ISIS.

>>81042083
That was worse than gore

>>81044698
A sandwich, peanuts, apples, a kifli and soup.

>>81046381
>anti-fat radicals
sounds pretty righteous

It should be illegal to live being over 400lbs

So is the new episode out?

>>81046381
If they showed this to ISIS we would be a smoldering crater by now.

jani, you have to change your lifestyle

>>81044036
anyone have the pepe version of this pic?

>>81046024
Is it possible to find uncensored versions of this stuff?

>>81046556
go away

>>81040322
I want some personal fat people stories.

There's some guy I see around town occasionally that has diabetes and ignores it. His legs are fucking huge and he uses some kind of bands to fold up his skin so he can wear shorts and go out in public. He's pretty short and fat in general but his legs are completly unproportionate.

>>81046473
This, everyone was hyping it up yesterdnay but noone is mentioning it now. I guess it wasn't kino.

>this show is in its 5th season
>suddenly becoming a meme on /tv/ just in the last month

Are the cases on 5th season much worse than the earlier seasons?

I've not watched any of the episodes.

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Tumblr hates Dr. Now.

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>>81046777
>it's not possible for most people to lose weight and keep the weight off for more than a few years

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>>81046777
>Weight loss surgery causes long-term adverse health effects

>>81046915
It's true for the crash dieters that don't actually change their lifestyles.
Fatty can't comprehend that part of it.

I just watched the Penny episode and found her way more infuriating than James K.

She acted like a stuck up know-it-all. When she basically told the nutritionist she's an idiot, I just turned it off.

are eggrolls any good? I never had one before

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>>81046024
WHAT THE FUCK

>>81046947
Being able to walk is an unfortunate side effect.

>>81046947
lose 15 pounds you pudgy pussy

>>81044602
its okay, its shared with another episode where a black woman actually loses weight into her 200s and gets engaged to another black guy though so its kind of boring. Penny just sits on her ass the entire episode and pats herself on the back

>>81046947
I'm not going to defend being a 600 pound pile of shit but I've known people who have had gastric bypass and it did indeed fuck all of them up in one way or another and wasn't permanent anyway even when they took care. It's really just better not to get to this size in the first place.

>>81046990
How have you not had an egg roll before?

>>81046142

>the laws of physics of the universe doesn't apply to everyone

>>81044286
IF THERE WAS A SINGULAR CURE FOR CANCER THAN THE SUPERRICH WOULDNT DIE FROM IT NOW WOULD THEY

>>81044698

Same as this anon

>>81044727 but with greek yogurt.

>>81046952
thats why this show has therapists who work alongside the fatties to get to the root cause of their food addiction. They actually put in a lot of effort for long term care and rehabilitation for these fat asses but most of them just tell them to fuck off.

>>81044698
my mom made me some tendies with special sauce

OW OW MUH LEEHHYYGGG

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>the EMTs face when they arrive to the house after the 911 call and realize they aren't there for james

>>81047320
how did they get him out of the house anyway? did they remove an entire wall?

>>81047022
I know of a Family, a mother father and son who were all morbidly obese.

Mom and Dad had gastric, lost weight, kept a good diet and are in great shape and healthy. The son still has tree stumps for legs.

I havent heard of any long term effects from them, but they cant be any worse than walking around at 400 pounds

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Whats your current height/weight /tv/

120lb 6'2 masterrace here

>>81047329
Squeezed him through the doorway.

Basically tore his sides up. He was bleeding.

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>>81046521
>tfw I have a gf who cleans my shit and feeds me egg rolls while your life consists of shitpost

>>81047350
So vain

>>81047350

5'8 165 lbs

I'm working on it

>>81047350
5'10 155
Down from 220

Flabby because I wont lift. I have a messed up neck and shoulder

>>81047320

link and time?

>>81047350
173cm 81kg

>>81047504

I don't know what any of this means

>>81047350

BULK UP

unless you're like 16 in which case nice body brah

>>81047350

No way that's 120 lbs. I know you're skinny but 120 lbs at 6'2 is fucking concentration camp mode.

>>81047530
1.73m 81,000g

>>81047619

He's probably a calflet and has a tiny head and brittle bones made of branches and twigs

>>81046212
by what definition, honestly?

I'm 6'1" and I weigh 247 lbs

The only gym I have access to is planet fitness

What do?

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>>81047350

>>81047721
Dont be a lunk

>>81047721

slap the personal trainers in between the deadlifts to establish dominance

>>81047721

I LIFT THINGS UP AND PUT THEM DOUUUWWN

Why is this fat fuck parasite allowed to continue living and being a leech and a general life destroyer?

>>81047721

give up an retire to your bed

do you have a designated feeder yet? youll want to get that locked down before you break 300

>>81047850
Just wait till you see Steve Assanti on tonights show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVnX9lXbxqM

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>>81044698
10 AM Breakfast - 3 Eggs, Spinach, 2 Oranges (330 Calories)

1 PM Lunch - Black Coffee 0

5 PM Dinner - Chicken Breast, Pork Chop , Brown Rice, Sweet Potato (540 Calories)

That's 870 Calories for today. Going to eat two 70 Calorie cans of Tuna before 6PM. That should bump me to 1,000 calories for today I'm doing Intermittent Fasting from 10AM to 6PM.

I'm a fat ass, I'm 6'0" and I weighed 290 lbs at begining of March. Would have KMS if I got to 300 LBS, I didn't even eat junkfood, but drank alot of Alcohol, specifically beer. Now I'm down to 272. Almost 20 pounds just by cutting my calorie count to 1,400. Somedays I cut it to 1,200 and Today I cut it to 1,000

I'm going to add some excersice next Month. I want to get under 250 by the end April.

>>81046967
Links?

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>>81048012
tfw beer made me fat and i have to stop
alcohol made me not hate my life temporarily and now I can't even have that

>>81048012
>specifically beer
That's your problem. Enjoy alcohol, don't drink beer.

>>81040322
How long would it take for this guy to die if left unattended?

>>81048056
Ideally stop drinking but you could always just drink spirits.

James K baby footage found:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90-8pu6CpJo

>>81048104
tried that, but any meaningful night of drinking is still 500+ calories

>>81048123
True. You'd just have to try and cut it down to once a week and eat less on that day I suppose.

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>>81046024
Imagine the smell.

>>81048012
I'm not fat at all but I'm not lean either and beer is the real killer. My diet is great in general because I lift and always try to look better but every weekend I drink thousands of calories in empty fucking beer alone. Drink less beer if you can and don't go below 1200 calories, that's stupid at your weight. Start exercising now, what's the point in waiting? Start going on long walks at the very least. Walk your dog etc.

>>81045923

>100 people post 3-5 times in a full on-topic thread
INCONCEIVABLE! CONSPIRACY! DELETE IT!

>people discuss the nature of mental problems, weight management, and the problem with being obese in a thread for a television show about mental problems, weight management, and the problems of being obese.
OFF-TOPIC! NOT REAL TELEVISION! KILL IT!

>people are glad they're not that fat and talk about avoiding being that fat, feel disgust at being that fat
INSECURE FUCKS! HOW ABOUT YOU WATCH A SHOW ABOUT SOMETHIG THAT ISN'T IMPORTANT TO YOU, RETARDS!? YOU'RE WORSE THAN HIM!

>thread for highly popular in-season weekly television program that is being consistently up and active
FUCKING MONSTERS KILLING MY BOARD! ONLY ONE THREAD PER SHOW! EVERY TIME I COME HERE PEOPLE ARE DISCUSSING THE CONTENT OF THE SHOW, WHAT THE FUCK?!

FYI this show helps me lose weight.

>>81046777

The greatest day of my life was when I realized everything I convinced myself I couldn't do was because I didn't want to do it.

>>81044698
Nothing, had a coffee earlier.

Intermittent fasting is a pain in the ass

>>81048056
same. I've tried switching to wine and gin but I still love beer and drinking in general so I overdo it

>>81048399
not really, it's fairly easy if you drink zero cal fluids

>>81048405

so switch to heroin then

jesus why is tv so incapable of solving its own problems

Who under /90kg/ here?

>>81046777

>Weight loss surgery kills people causes long-term adverse health effects

Sometimes.

Then again, so does being a 600 lb. tub of lard.

>>81044698

Nothing, but I'll probably make a turkey and avacado sandwich pretty soon.

>>81048458
the guide I'm following says black coffee is ok though

>>81048549
Yep it's either certain death, or a random chance of death from surgery complications.

It's like choosing to stay on a sinking ship, or taking a chance on a lifeboat.

>>81047350

How can you be taller than me and weigh less than me when I'm already skeletor mode.

Do you not have legs?

>>81048636
Death is certain in both cases though

This whole thing is about quality and duration of life

>>81048521
>>81047504

>>81048601
>COFFEE OTHER THAN BLACK EVER
DEGENERACY, GOFAT MILKFAGS GTFO

INTERMITTENT FASTING IS DUMB, DONT FUCK WITH YOUR METABOLISM, JUST LIFT AND DONT SKIP LEG DAY

>>81048521

I'm under 60.

Fucking thyroid.

>>81048590
Fuck me I wish I could buy avocados for less than $2 each.
I fucking love them and would eat them every other day.

I make avocado salsa:
>3 tomatoes
>2 avocados
>1 tbsp minced garlic
>1 small red onion
>1/2 cup chopped cilantro
>1/2 cup feta cheese
>2 tbsp red wine vinegar
>1 tbsp lime juice
>salt and pepper to taste

My God it's good.

>>81048661
muscle? maybe hes just lying

>>81048807

I'm just starting to eat real food and cook again after a 6 month spiral into the fast food every day meme.

I'm gonna make your salsa later and there ain't shit you can do about it.

>>81047666
he looks 5'10

>>81048863
Good job! Cooking for yourself is always more satisfying than fast food.

Mix the avocados in last if they're a bit soft.

>>81048775
>COFFEE OTHER THAN BLACK EVER
???? where does it say any of that

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>>81046105
someone get the gom jabbar

>>81047350
theres literally no way thats you you fucking faggot

>>81045952
I wonder what would happen if you just scraped all that crusty pustule-flesh away?

I have a deep desire to take steel wool to that shit.

>>81045897
well if he has diabetes it causes the sweet to become sweet smelling, since the body is trying to get rid of all the excess sugar it can't break down

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Fattest guy in the thread here, feels bad!

>>81049137
sweat*

>>81049143

How big r u

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>>81048975
MERELY BRINGING UP THE CONCEPT THAT COFFEE COULD EXIST TO YOU IN A NON-BLACK FORM IS BLASPHEMY ON ITS FACE

LIKE UR IN THE DESERT AND THE ONLY THING TO DRINK IS A LATTE OR YOU DIE

DIE

>>81049042
ok im sorry

>>81049171

320lbs @ 6'4"

guess the height helps me carry it, stills sucks balls

>>81049191

I'd rather suck the juice out of an insect's Thorax, than drink the Bean-jew

>>81049316
Spider, please go

>>81049259
>guess the height helps me carry it,
No. You are a disgusting deathfat. kys.

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How do you people have your canned tuna? In the past I've only really used it for tuna salad with mayo, not for weight loss. Are people eating this dry? I'm just curious what's a light tuna dish people are having for weight loss. Otherwise I'm happy to eat it dry.

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>>81049334

no

>>81049259

You're a pretty big guy

>>81049393

For who?

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>>81049356
TUNA IS FULL OF HEAVY METALS, SOME PEOPLE LIVE OFF IT FOR LEAN ANIMAL PROTEIN BUT ITS NOT SMART

>>81049334
SPIDER DETECTED

>>81049356

I'm a fucking degenerate but I just strain it, mix in some sriracha and call it good.

Straight out of the can most of the time.

>>81049506

canned isn't, due to the fact that it uses skipjack, which as a smaller specie doesn't accumulate as much mercury and such

>>81044698
Tea and muffin for brekkie, 3 slices of pizza for lunch and most likely a smoothie for dinner.

>>81049356
I can't eat tuna anymore because I made a sandwich with that brand and broke a molar in half lengthwise by biting down on a piece of metal that was in the tuna.

>>81044698
Nothin yet

>>81046473
Air tonight

This cunt: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVnX9lXbxqM

>>81049597
IRONICALLY THE SHITTIER GRADE CHUNK LIGHT IS BETTER THAN THE MORE PREMIUM SOLID ALBACORE

>>81044698
Bowl of dry cereal for breakfast (out of milk)
Five slices of toast, cup of tea for dinner

Payday's not 'till tomorrow. Works out in the end really, been eating too much recently anyway.

>OW OW OW

>>81048012
make sure you take a multi friend and just remember where all gonna make it one day

keep it up anon

>MUH

>LEEEYYGGSS

Is James the worst individual featured on this show? Is he truly the "King"?

>>81040322
This is the male body in its prime form.

>>81049787
The James storyline is probably the worst shit they have recorded. I hope they do a sequel.

>>81047350
5'6 197lb

down from 288lb. progress feels good but boy am i still fucking fat, journey continues

>>81049923
>turbo manlet

>>81049946
the aim is to get skinny enough to crossdress and wear high heels only

think long term

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>>81047350
>6'2"
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

>>81049964
g-good luck

>>81040322
IT'S FRIED

>>81044036
>deal with it

>>81047350
I'm 6'1" and 130 lbs and look like a skeleton. You're a lying manlet.

>>81044203
This. When you get to fat to touch your penis your go into super nofap mode where your testosterone explodes to such incredible levels that you can domineer your GF into doing whatever you want even though you can't even get out of bed for yourself. It's like having wizard powers. That fat guy from Guam and James are very powerful

>>81044698
Bowl of Cereal, homemade chicken wrap, pear, bar of chocolate, homemade chicken curry and some icecream.

>>81049964
post pics of legs

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>>81044698
Breakfast nothing
Lunch a few slices of chicken breast pan fried in olive oil, 1 pickled egg, and like 10 grape tomatoes and 10-15 black olives drizzled with balsamic vinegar (basically a ghetto bruschetta I throw together)
Dindins not sure but probably some soup or a small chicken shawarma (500-690 cal)

After that I'm done for the day (I do intermittent fasting from 8pm until noon the next day - 16 hours of fasting with 8 hour window of eating)

Only ever drink water with drinking alcohol just once every two weeks (this was the hardest part for me)

Down from 228 to around 215 in 2 months, only started the fasting thing recently though

>>81043763
>making an update
>not having pics in the update
fuckthisbullshit.jpg

Penny claims to have lost weight too. Then some day when she dies in a deep fried wonton fire they'll issue some kind of statement about a tragic accident but they'll never prove that she ever lost an ounce.

>>81044698
Ditalini pasta with spinach, kale, cauliflower and cheese and i added more cheese and some bacon bits...

and two coke zero

>>81044698
200g of yoghurt and blueberries
egg & bacon roll
32 fl. oz. black coffee
pad thai + bbq pork strips

>>81050323
are you allergic to tap water, you fat fucking fuck?

>>81044698
>pills
>Diet Mt. Dew

>>81044286
The overwhelming majority of founding for cancer comes from countries, not companies. Cancer treatment is a huge economic expense for public healthcare.

Which means you are an idiot.

>>81044286
>motorized vehicles will never happen, people already pay so much money for trains and horses!
t. doesn't understand competition, capitalism, or free markets

Can't wait for Assanti to get reamed by Dr. Now

>>81041092
I suspect that that shit on his legs may have destroyed his penis by now

>>81050482
The smegma collection must be at full capacity!

>>81040322
why do people sympathize for this drug addict, because thats literally all he is. just a junkie for food thats let his addiction overpower him to the point of being a disgusting incurable burden to his family.

>>81050449
I hope Dr. Now makes him a deal where if he loses weight he'll be hired to abuse difficult patients like James K and Penny.

>>81046105
now THAT is disgusting holy fucking shit

>>81044698
Because of these threads, an apple for breakfast and a mackerel on rye sandwich for lunch, don't want dinner, I've become disgusted by the thought of food where a few weeks ago I was obsessed with it, I haven't consumed sugar since seeing this show

>>81044698

Yesterday
>550 cal chic fil a breakfast sandwich (not ideal, but someone bought to many and offered, so I took that counted those calories in for the day)
>95 cal green apple
>fish tacos (3x50 cal corn tortilla, 100 cal wheat tortilla, 150 cal cod filet, 150 cal sour cream and 200 cal guac salsa)
So 1405 cals I guess

I know it's not ideal but it's something. Was this a wasted day because I had the breakfast sandwich and used too much sauce

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>>81044698
I had a bit of a beer belly and chub going on because of grad school and I've lost 10 pounds since these threads started showing up.

>>81047350
>>81050103

>6'2"
>6'1"

Enjoy your early heart failure.

5'11" master race here...

>>81046105
This could be practical effects in The Thing

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>>81046024
Imagine he disgusting and damp crevice of where his dick is, festering for months.

Imagine being te nurse tasked to put his catheter in.

>>81046105
It's afraid!

>>81046040
>I have a bad back due to a preexisting medical condition that causes the arches of my feet to collapse
What's the condition, a fast pie arm?

>>81050635
Just make sure you're burning more than you take in and you're fine. 1405 is likely under what you burn by just existing daily, unless you're already really thin.

>>81050522
As far as drug addicts, they get my sympathy, for I come from a family with a fuckton of addicts and they all have their individual problems and tend to their matters themselves. Some get better, others choose not to.


But for these overweight fucks who drag everyone around them down with them and do nothing to improve their situation. Hate to say it but eugenics may be the only way the future survives.

>>81047350
Oh anon you look cute :3
How's the booty game?

>>81045923
I agree with you somewhat, a lot of the people in this thread have not even watched the show. If you want to get in on the prime james k memes watch the dang show.

>>81044698
im eating a can of Spam spread on white bread.
Impulse buy because I had never seen it before. It just tastes like ground up processed ham.

I put tomato on it and its alright. Gonna be eating pulled italian beef tonight, its in the pressure cooker

>>81051029
>If you want to get in on the prime james k memes watch the dang show.

I honestly think that James K is going to be superseded by Assanti tonight

James K isnt even all that different from other people who failed in earlier seasons

>>81051151
I do have really high hopes for meme potential in tonight's episode.

>>81050855

I weighed in at 229 lbs last time I weighed. I've always eaten pretty bad and drank like a goddamn fish and stayed at 215, but I had gotten worse. Was drinking a half liter of whiskey literally 6 days a week. Quit that cold turkey and am learning to be full on sensible portions. It's actually super realistic and a bit fun. Eager to see some results, which I imagine will come relatively quick due to exactly how much I was taking in via liquor.

I still smoke weed like a damn chimney but that's secondary.

>>81044698
Nature Valley peanut butter biscuit
Half a slice of pizza with peppers and onions, and half a salad, leftovers from yesterday
A slice of pecan pie

>janny got so BTFO that the thread is still up

based

>>81040565
We're not going to find out because he will never lose weight. >>81040657
>tfw you realise Lisa wife got cucked by James k
>He was looking after James k's kids while still married to Lisa and being cucked by James k

Huh, I can't parse your english.

I'm with the janitors on this one, shit's getting old

Happy for you that you like the show, enjoy I guess.

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>>81050323
>coke zero

>>81046105

HEY JANNIES! SUCK ON THIS! HEHE!

>>81046024
Duck Dynasty is really going deep for this season.

>>81051260
What worked for me is using online resource to find out how many calories someone my weight and height burned daily by default, and then being sure I was under that by 500 calories. As I lost weight, I burned less weight by default, so my limit went lower.

But just following that strategy, with no exercise whatsoever, I lost over 50 pounds in half a year.

Just do what you're doing now. Count every calorie. Then just find your limit and make sure you never go above that. You'll lose it all in no time.

>>81040322
hasn't been a good /fph/ thread on /fit/ in a while. think the same thing is going on there.

>>81051567

Hell yeah dude, that's super motivating. Can I ask where you were at?

>>81051789
220 on the dot.

Hover around 170-175 now, depending on if I take a week or two off of dieting (which is the best part of finally hitting your target weight).

You can do it, man. It's not always easy, but it is always simple. Just stay below your number.

>>81051209

The live thread tonight is gonna be spicy as fugg

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> Grocery shopping is one of the only things my bf and I can do together
> the hotel bed is on wheels?! I can't get on it!
> berates her bf and everyone else around her

>"But it's fried!"

What did he mean by this? i'm not even memeing, i dont understand.

Does he mean:
A)It's okay that it's fried, fried means healthier
B)I want anything thats fried
C) I know the doctor said rice isnt okay, but because its FRIED rice its okay
D)Give me fucking fried food, I don't care if it's rice

>>81051921

Thanks man. Always good to hear a success story. And congrats.

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Just a reminder tonight's two NEW epsidoes air at 6PM pacific/9PM eastern

Make sure you tune in with /tv/ for fresh fatty kino memes

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> I'm done with the program
> Dr.Now didn't give me a good plan, or instructions to follow I don't need him
> y'all must've lost ya damn minds banging on my window and door like that!
> Hopefully Dr. Now gives me anudder chance

>>81052184
I can't wait.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIq3j9zRv28

>>81052184
This sounds promising.
I bet they blame each other for their fatness.

>>81052015
Are they getting fatter and fatter patients?

>>81052019
A and/or C

>>81052184
Just found another video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a87SkHd77Rs

>>81052284
Yes. They need to change the title to my 600pt BMI

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>>81045952
what happened to his legs? what are those yellow rocks and those bumps?

>>81052184
>ACTUALLY WATCHING FAT PEOPLE
>TWICE AS LONG

I CAN BARELY WATCH THE WEBMS IN THIS THREAD

>>81052184
>A roadtrip with your 1400 lbs worth of sons

>>81052326

Jesus Christ

He got kicked out of a hospital for ordering pizzas LMAO

THE MAD MAN

>>81040322
Just imagine this man cuck ing you not once, but twice. Then taking your wife.

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>>81052015
>It's kind of romantic, really

>>81052184
Do they also have a southern drawl?

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Just think: if his girlfriend decided to leave him (which she is completely within her rights to do) he would just fucking die.

Would it be murder? Manslaughter?

>>81047320
then for who?

>>81052019
>"You wanna hang up! You son of a bitch! DIIIIIIE! ...ABOWAWOAAARRAA!"

What did he mean by this?

>>81052353

But it's so fucking hilarious

>>81052431

>That awful mpg

How do these people afford anything

>>81052459
He'd probably be taken to a hospital or care facility. Or have a nurse be appointed to him.

>>81041092
When they are that fat the penis essentially becomes an inny as the testicles shrink and the fat surrounding it engulfs it on all sides.

>>81052486
>That awful mpg
Something tells me they'll spend more on fast food than gas.

>>81050323
>>81050378
>>81051340
I never understood why people enjoy drinking stomach-bloating battery acid.

>>81051323
shift click you fucking faggot redditor

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>>81052448
Ameribros, how awful is Faygo?


genuinely curious

>>81052481
his father, who vomited and literally had a stroke when he saw his son
im not even kidding

>>81052588
It's not terrible. Just kinda shitty, unremarkable supermarket soda.

>>81052624
was it the first time he saw him? so he wasn't living in that house?

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>>81047350
5'8", 210
>TFW I want to be more like three-fitty but constant digestive issues keep me from gaining any significant amount of weight, muscle or fat
>If I lose weight I feel weak and shitty and it doesn't stay off
>Cursed forever to be slightly above healthy weight but never xbawks huge

>>81052588
Faygo is ok. Run of the mill inexpensive alternative to Pepsi or Coke products.

>>81052665
drop the trunks and let us see you naked

>>81049068
would probably hurt A LOT and bleed profusely if you went any harder than they are

>>81052642
he had seen him before
doesn't live with him
he actually refinances his house to help pay for his son to get to houston so he can see dr now
and his son doesn't even understand the sacrifice and ends up gaining weight when he gets to houston
kino

>>81052665

What mode is this?

Strong fat?

>>81044698
Large domino's pizza. Only thing I ate all day so probrably not too bad.

>>81052624
As fun as it is to believe that James' disgustingness nearly killed his father, the stroke is probably what triggered the vomiting and not vice versa.

Of course the stress of dealing with his huge son may have pushed an already unhealthy man across the line.

>>81048807
Call me crazy but your avocado salsa sounds an awful lot like guacamole.

>>81052720
But it would be gone, right?

I would scrub that fucker til he shined. There is some deep primal instinct in me telling me to destroy that calloused, rotten yellowness.

>>81052829
He'd probably just bleed out.

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>>81052223
what in fuck is this?

>>81044698
2 sandwiches, 2 different sandwiches, an apple, half a mouldy muffin before I realized it was mouldy

>>81052665
STOP DROP N LIFT HYUUGE, BCAAS RIGHT AFTER, PROTEIN TILL UR KIDNEYS FAIL

SCALE WEIGHT MEANS NOTHING, ITS BODY COMPOSITION

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>>81052829
it would infect anew in a day, it's like half-healed scabs all over his lower body

>>81052765
A large Domino's pizza with only pepperoni is at least 2400 calories.

You would have to be like 250 pounds for that to be a break-even number of calories. Otherwise, you gained weight today, even if that's all you ate and you only drank tap water.

>>81052828
Maybe it's a regional thing.
Where I am, guacamole has no tomato in it.
So I just call mine avocado salsa.

>>81052864

autism

>>81048807
Just take out the feta cheese and vinegar and that's how I make my guacamole

>>81052588
There's a gorillion different flavors which range from mediocre to rancid ass juice.

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Nicole is a good episode

>Bf, her parents, and kids move from Ohio to Texas
> move from hotel to hotel and fight
> blames her family for everything
> get rent house
> let's other people live there that are drug dealers
> house gets raided and torn to shut
> she said the police made her lift her stomach for the raid

I was laughing the whole time
>

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>ever since this man came to town the obesity rate in Texas has doubled

What's his endgame?

>>81047350
6'5" 201lbs

>>81053273
>you need to lose 50 pounds before the end of this sentence that you read in my voice

>>81053201
Why do all fatties wear the same shaped glasses?

>>81053273
he probably works for Weapon X or something

>>81052459
Neglect probably

>>81044698
Today I will eat:

>1 1/4 cup Vector cereal, Bran topping, bananas, appropriate amount of milk in giant bowl that contains this
>three eggs, half tomato, lettuce, large wrap
>chicken breast, chunk o'cheese, large carrot, apple
>1/3 cup almonds or peanuts
>bout and envelope sized portion of thick pork chunks, noodles, broccoli, cucumber, kiwi or grapes or orange
>glass of apple juice with two scoops tasty-ass Kazan protein powder
>

>>81049356
Turn it into a dip. Miracle Whip and Honey Dijon mustard mixed in makes it perfect for scooping with your choice of cracker.

>>81053438
Their cheeks are pressed so high they can only wear narrow ones or the glasses would hit the cheek constantly

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>>81052665
You are not alone

>>81053508
That makes sense, thanks.

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>>81046142
it works for everyone.

>>81053201
What season?

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>>81044698
Breakfast:
>3 slices turkey Canadian bacon
>Warmed raw egg on top
>Black coffee
Lunch:
>PBJ
>Kiwi
>Seltzer
I'll probably make chicken stir fry for dinner

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>>81053687
>>Seltzer

FLAVORED SELTZER IS THE TRUE SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE

>>81053273
I want to get this picture printed out and framed
Stick it in my kitchen to remind me when im about to eat something bad

>>81053985
>I want you to lose ten pounds before you close the refrigerator

>>81048775
leg day every day mother fucker

>>81053273
he's ISIS, trying to kill murricans from the insisde

>>81040328
Come and get me, fatty.