>it's a Julia screams for 23 minutes straight because

>>81035865
I remember one time I took my Burger King kids meal to the childcare center while my parents were in a meeting. (This was back when they had the chicken crowns, which I miss very much, though I do enjoy the chicken fries they have now) There was this kid who came up to me, reached his little hand into my bag, and shoved my entire bag of fries into his mouth. There were only two left for me. I always felt like one of the adults should have offered to drive to Burger King and buy me more fries, but that didn't happen.

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>>81035936
Forgot pic related. I miss them so dearly.

HOIGH! HOIGH WOOWEE.

ESTUBATSU.

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legos?

why did they make this muppet so sexy

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>>81035946

>>81035936
Autism

>>81035946
I'm not even joking, the crown shaped nuggets were probably the best thing I've ever tasted. Their new ones taste like shitty McDonalds

>>81036923
They seriously do taste like McNuggets. Those are okay I guess, but I much prefer the chicken fries, but better than the fries were the crowns, and I wish they'd bring them back.

>>81035865
Did this really happen?

>>81036971
McNuggets are fine, but bk's new nuggets taste like McNuggets on a bad day.

>>81035865
>it's a Julia's parents have permanent bags under their eyes and post only apprehensive/stressed out Facebook statuses because she literally can't be pleased and medicating her into catatonia would dehumanize their only child

>>81037173
>it's a "Julia's parents realize they doomed themselves and their child because they wanted to play the field for 5 years too long" episode

Remember kids, if you're a man over the age of 50 or a woman over the age of 32, you can't have kids anymore.

>>81035936
Damn, get over it already dude. I just happened to want those fries more than you did.

>>81035865
Their depiction of an autism has too much candy coating over it. I've never seen an autistic child this hot.

>>81035936
>>81036923
>>81036971
>>81037016
The first generation of Chicken Tenders were better than McNuggets. When they started making them into shapes, I think they changed the recipe. Now I prefer McNuggets again.

>it's a Julia claims she saw Snuffy too and they went for ice cream and he died and then she saved him episode

>>81037497
Shit, I don't even remember the first generation. I remember them in crowns and lightning bolts. When the movie Chicken Run came out, they were shaped like the characters. I ate so many of those delicious nuggets. I'd do anything to taste them again.

>>81037431
YOU FUCKING SLANTY EYED JAP, FUCK YOU!

I'VE NEVER FORGIVEN WHAT YOU DID

>>81037714
*unzips dick*
here

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>>81037714
> Originally made with sliced fillets of chicken, the product was reformulated into a formed, chopped-chicken product several years later.[1]

Well, I guess that's why they suck now. They also had a spicier bite.

>>81038521
I remember that texture. Oh baby.

>>81035936
Why did you not punch the little faggot out?

>>81038680
I was so passive in those days. They would draw on my paper or smush my Play-Doh, and I would sit back and let them. I wasn't even really mad at him at the time. I was just sad and hungry.

>>81037219

really? I have until age 50 to knock someone up? holy shit

>>81038521
These were the tenders I remember. They even had a chicken tender sandwich with 3 of them slapped onto a bun.

Once they changed them into shapes, they were never the same. The current nuggets are awful. Chicken fries are ok, but I miss the old ad campaign from 2005 with the chicken rock band.

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>>81036820

>>81039029
Yeah, it felt something like that. Although their fries were skinnier in those days.

>>81035946
>nostalgic over mass-produced garbage

Do you know how I know you're fat?

>>81037219
My grandad had my dad at age 40 and my grandma 34 in 1960.

>>81035865
DID SHAD DO IT YET

>>81038721
>in daycare
>building a little castle out of blocks
>suddenly a block comes flying over
>little 5 year old threw it at me (i think I was like 8)
>tell him to stop
>his friend laughs so he does it again
>knocks half my castle down
>third block hits me in the head
>kid keeps throwing them my direction and hitting me while I shield my castle
>finally ive had enough
>i throw one back and hit him in the face
>he runs off screaming and crying
>get up to leave the room
>walk out and suddenly im grabbed by the wrist and some lady is right in my face livid as fuck
>points to the crying kid and tells me to apologize right now!
>mumble an apology and go walk over to the corner, kind of in shock from the suddenness of what just happened

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>it's an elmo drops a box of toothpicks episode.

>>81038521
Das it mang. Best nuggets.

Does anyone else remember when Mcdonald's nuggets were white and dark meat?

I could eyeball which ones were light meat and would purposely not eat them because they sucked compared to the dark meat nuggets.

>>81039413
Fuck you, this triggered the fuck out of me.

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>>81039078
>shadman

Is OCD autism?

>>81039758
no, but it has autistic properties by 4chins definition of autism

>>81039758
it's a symptom of it

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>>81037219
>high chance that Bill Burr's kid is going to end up like a fat face autismo like De Niro's son

>>81039393
Sucks that your instilled that adults are right no matter what when you're a kid.

You could of told her to eat a fat one and there was nothing she could do unless she wanted to get in legal trouble

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THE YEAR IS 2100

THERE ARE NO BORDERS

LITERALLY EVERYONE HAS AUTISM

WE MADE A PROFIT

>>81035865
Autists feel insecure and react with aggression and contempt when anything spoils their private space. I think what we need is to be polite to them and let them breathe without fear in their surroundings.

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>>81035865

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>>81035865

>>81039078
Oh boy here we go

>it's a julia draws weird porn episode

talk shit or make lewd comments about julia to my face and see what happens. I'll beat the shit out of you nerds.

>>81040504
>2008
Lol did the FBI stop calculating statistics a decade ago.

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>>81040853
SWEDEN AND BRITAIN DID

FACTS ARE RAYCIS :^)

>>81035865
>It's a Julia lost her teddy bear so starts banging her head against the wall until she bleeds episode

>>81040940
I didn't disagree. I just feel like there was probably something a little more current artist could have used.

>>81039078
>shadman
talks about autism

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>it's a Julia screams for 23 minutes straight because Grover said "Legos" instead of the proper plural "Lego"

>it's a "Julia stares at an atlas and then tells Big Bird how much it rains in Southeast Asia for an hour and a half" episode

>It's a the Count regrets teaching Julia about numbers episode

GROVVERRRR


NIGGGERERRRRRRRR

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and nothing of value was lost

shit. I just remembered when I was a kid that I had a fit when my grandma "cleaned up" a Lego base I had on a table thinking that I would just rebuild it another time.

>it's a "Julia regales the cast with a 30 minute explanation of Naruto" episode

>>81041143
>iknowthatreference.cap

>>81041111
>implying the Count's own OCD wouldn't make him a good companion to Julia

Also, did you know that whole counting thing is actually something from vampire folklore? Ah ha ha.

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>>81039078

>>81041173
>its a "Julia regales the cast with a hour long explanation of the deep lore and plots of Red Letter Media and the underlying homoerotic love triangle between Mike Rich and Jay" episode

>>81040853
iirc they reduced the racial categorizing in more recent statistics, so yeah

>it's a "Julia has a completely normal response to a situation but her parents don't want to deal with it so they have a psychiatrist diagnose her with autism and medicate the fuck out of her so mom and dad can justify her shitty behavior by calling it autism" episode

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>>81037219
mfw my parents had me when they were older

>>81039413
Was he trying to get away from Count VonCount?

>>81041357
>It's a Julias mother smoked while pregnant, but it was totally the vaccinations that fucked her up episode

>it's a big bird explains to julia that it's nice she likes the plane scene to much but that people don't want to hear about her flightplan everyday and that it woud be very nice if she stopped calling him a big bird and asking him who paid him to grab "dr. elmo" episode

>it's a "Julia is five but it's her mom's fiftieth birthday" episode

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>>81037219
>Remember kids, if you're a man over the age of 50 or a woman over the age of 32, you can't have kids anymore.

>>81041508
I wonder if he's autistic or is it the natural result of being an isolated billionaire's son with an incomprehensible mother

is it wrong to find an autistic muppet to be fuckable?

>>81041686
Probably

>>81041586
I'm sure all of these factors played a part in the end result.

>>81041686
you have autism

so to answer your question, no. it's not wrong, they even have an autistic muppet nowadays

Why did they make her so sexual?

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>>81041784

did they really, or is it the Leeloo hair hacking your brain?

>>81041260
>It's a Julia can't pick up on subtle behavioral and verbal cues that make the homoeroticism between Mike, Rich & Jay obvious to "normies" episode

>>81041860
>it's a julia scoffs at big bird and elmo because they are unable to refute her "review" of red letter media, especially the last paragraph

>>81035936
same thing happened to me. It wasnt fries tho, it was school meal. fag was twice size of me.

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>>81039378

why do i feel like i'm going to prison whenever i visit his site?

>>81039078
why dont we raid that motherfucker?

>>81040188
>I think what we need is to be polite to them and let them breathe without fear in their surroundings.


and to get them sterilized to make sure they don't have little sperglings.

don't dismiss the idea. some people will fuck anything.

>it's a "Julia watches Loose Change and now won't shut up about the Rothschilds" episode

>>81042147
i man literal motherfucker

http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/theshadling/mother

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>>81041195
>Also, did you know that whole counting thing is actually something from vampire folklore? Ah ha ha.

[citation needed]

>>81042192
How about the entirety of the internet regarding vampires and counting?

Next thing you'll want is a citation on werewolves and hamburgers.

Go to bed, Julia.

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>>81035865
i love this meme

Did this really happen?

>>81037219
sperm multiply constantly, quality doesn't change over time