so is it implied that Saruman blew a load into the mud to

they were rape babies in the books.
hackson was just too cowardly to show that.

>>81029505
Not in the least
The Istari are images. Even if they have penises, they must have been sterile

>>81029565
explain?

>>81029828
Literally what he said.

>>81029828
Uruks are a result of orc + human breeding

>>81029928
not true. that's just a throwaway line from the movies. never specified in the book.

>>81029995
What are you talking about?

>>81030071
they're only ever referred to as "half breeds", and it's in the same context as half-goblins and half-orcs, with there being no real definition of half-orc anywhere

he never says

>and ye, then the orcs committed rapine amongst the dunlendings producing many Uruk-Hai assbabies, tall and proud

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>>81029505
>hyped up like they are badass
>80 uruks vs 7 (including 3 hobbits)
>1 kill

>>81030987
Tolkien doesn't write in old english nigger.

>>81029505
More importantly, what was Sauron's tax policy on half breeds? Would they get welfare?

>>81031961
As far as non-horror movie hordes go, that's a great return. As a bonus, in the film, they take not twenty years but two weeks to mature. A pseudo-prince of Gondor for about 320,000 orc-man-hours isn't bad I think.

>>81029505
I don't know about that, but of you listen carefully during the "spawning" scene in Fellowship, you can hear what sounds like a woman moaning.

>>81032203
What would welfare look like?

>>81032097
no, he translates old finnish into english aracheoverse you fucking mongoloid

>>81029505

Idk why.. maybe it's the pic with the post.. I just laughed so my hard

>>81034151
>I just laughed so my hard

Just go to a yuropoor chan. Honestly.