>YOU ONLY GONE GET ME ONE LIL EGGROLL? >I got you two >Oh

>>81028908
If he never tried to eat a 1200 calorie diet he would have weighed less after those couple of months in Houston. How do you even fuck up that bad?

>>81029007

I would wager the dumb poor fat people logic they were using was that the Chinese place down the street from their Houston apartment would be much better than the burgers he used to eat because it had vegetables and shit.

In reality, Chinese fast food is basically drenched in oil so it's essentially carbs soaked in fat. It's easy to put away thousands of calories in a single meal without breaking a sweat.

I believe that he was expressing, frustration due to his mistaken belief that he only had one lil eggroll, before being corrected and realizing that he had two lil eggrolls. He says "Oh," because he realized he was incorrect and the second lil eggroll was just hidden from his view. Don't take my word for it though OP, I'm autistic and have difficulty dissecting human interactions.

What I don't understand though is why he refers to the eggrolls as lil. They appear to be adequately sized eggrolls, fit for any big guy to eat. What did he mean by this?

Is this the autism thread?

>>81029233
Now that you're here it is.

IT'S STEEYUHL RAHSSS

I hope James dies soon.

>>81029160
it's fried though

>>81029233
Dubs confirm.

>>81029253
pls no bully

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Just a taste, james," you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need our breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer," you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake - a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and shaving off the whole piece. "Mm," James grunts as the flake slides into your mouth, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course," you say wryly. James' beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy, looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a full day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs to reveal half an inch of incredibly thick paste lining the folds. "Laygs" was yelped from the corpulent James, but you barely notice. Sliding a finger across the goop, you happily place your now heavier finger into your mouth and suckle the sour paste down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wild, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of stringy flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, stomach full, well, today was bliss

BASED James Full Episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v831GUCkALQ

>Wife attempts to make him overexert himself by leaving the wrapper on his burger at 15:10

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>>81029160
I think more likely it was either dismissing the diet entirely or something like "okay, I ate my *healthy* 1200 calroies for the day, and because those 1200 calories were healthy, that should counteract the effects of 10k calories of junkfood"

>>81028908
BIG

>>81029454
based 4chan janitor

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Can someone for the love of God post a link to the "egg roll" bit. I need to be up to date on my memes.

>inb4 get cable

I have it and won't wast time watching fatkino

>>81029260
It's amazing he's still alive.

funny how his enabler gf says she wants to leave him but "he's a human being and he needs help". he would be infinitely better off if she actually did leave him.

I wonder if James is aware that his life is kino

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OW MY LEGS

>>81029528
Dr. Nostradamuszaradan BTFO

>>81029007
Because he was eating 3 times that amount.

>>81029508

How do people eat this shit.

Pepperoncinis, Olives, Jalepenos, green bell pepper.

fucking ruined.

>>81029539
She wants to feel needed. If he has to be immobilized and die because of that, so be it.

>>81029661
truly these people are up there with those that order pineapple on pizza

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>>81028908
Reminder that tomorrow night Steve Assanti is going to be on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE8QSZF6GMk

Gonna be fucking amazing, you had better be here

>>81029647
3600 calories is far below maintenance for 700+ lbs

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I really want Chinese food. Several times over the last week or so I've been online actually placing an order and then I remember this fucking faggot and his bulbous, fluid-spewing legs getting spammed all over /tv/ and I can't bring myself to place the order.

I JUST WANT SOME ORANGE CHICKEN AND FRIED RICE PLEASE /TV/

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>>81029766
>FRIED RICE

>>81029766
FEWWWWWD

>>81029766
You can eat Chinese food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day of your life and still not get as fat as James.

>>81029766
Then order some Chinese food, fagit.

>>81029707
If you guys hated James, you are gonna hate this fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a87SkHd77Rs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVnX9lXbxqM

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>>81029508

>>81029766
Why do you go out and get it. Just make sure not to order any lil eggrols.

>>81029617
YOU'RE TWISTIN' EM

AWWWWWWWWW

>>81029766
>fluid-spewing legs

just imagine that, your legs dripping like sap from a tree

the smell, the consitency

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http://archive.is/JOJzY

>>81029874
what's the significance of this image? I've seen it in multiple fatkino threads

This show actually made me take me diet finally seriously.

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>>81029919

why is this show suddenly a meme?

>>81029971
Because people on /tv/ can relate.

Ahm tayrd of feysh and chayps

>>81029971

its tv's public health campaign

far more effective than any bullshit a government has ever come up with

>>81029971
>a meme
because kids think everything is a meme this days.
Oh, you woke up? funneh maymay, frand.
Oh look, picture of a log. Epin maymay!
Everyone below 30 years old needs to be killed and we'll just try again.

>>81030031

>le ageist meme

>>81029647

doc said he was eating nearly 10K caloriedoodalies a day

>>81029971
I have no clue why or how it came from seemingly out of nowhere.

With that said ive been a fan of this show for a long ass time. Im happy its finally getting recognized as the beautiful trainwreck it is.

I just hope that people dont run it into the ground or get it banned on here or something. Im thoroughly looking forward to the threads tomorrow night.

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Watched james and Nicole, who next?

>>81030084
>I just hope that people dont run it into the ground
You live in a terrible time, my friend.

>>81029826
And when you hate him you can look forward to the pain he'll endure tomorrow night

https://youtu.be/KKDPFzlAfbw?t=1m6s

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Is she just there to collect on his life insurance policy?

>>81029971
/tv/ users are mostly fat Americans and this show projects their worst nightmares, seriously

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>>81029959
A moment of silence for the unfortunate nurse that had to push between those two sacks of stinky, leaking fat to attach the urinary catheterisation to his tiny, unwashed penis.

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I'M TIRED OF FISH AND CHICKEN, LISA

>>81030146
How can these welfare rednecks have a better laptop than mine?

>>81030110
Penny

>>81029971
it's mostly just james k. his comically infantile behavior and his complete and utter lack of remorse for the effects his lifestyle has on others is so infuriating it actually just becomes funny. his father refinanced his home to pay for his trip to houston and he actually manages to gain weight during his stay, squealing with joy every time his half-retarded girlfriend brings him his yummies.

>>81030146
>Implying anyone would inside him

>>81029647
>>81029712

Dr. Now said he was eating 10,000 calories a day to gain 150 pounds in 3 month

>>81030110
Penny

>>81030146
>that dude
>life insurance
pick one

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>>81029919
>>81029959
His legs actually got better when he was on a controlled diet, goddamn that is frustrating. How in the hell could you ever allow this flaky, bubbly, smelly, leaky, disgusting pile of shit to infect your legs again?

>>81029766
Dude it's called moderation, just don't eat it all the time.

>>81030167
Would have been a team of three I'm betting, one one each flap and a one to wriggle their arm between the gap to the dick

>>81030177
Probably some producer's laptop.

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>>81030137

>the chick using her leg fat as a table to eat on

>>81030177
that's what they used to talk to the doctor, so it was probably TLC's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXTcwStHz7I

Why are fat people's lives such kino?

>my husband wears the pants in this relationship
>cut to a naked 900lb man
10/10 editing

>>81030167
that nurse was his gf

wut in starvation'

>>81030110
Charity, Pauline, Penny

>>81030251
Those poor souls

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>>81030275

>being so fat that you literally give up on clothes and just go about naked

living the dream

>>81030171
I don't understand how he can complain about eating two of the most delicious foods out there.

>>81030275
That's impressive how mobile he is with all that weight.

>>81030366
Because it isn't deep fried and gravified.

This is top tier enabling
>bringing a miniature deep fryer into the fatties bedroom so she can prepare and deep fry chicken

kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWVmtB9zVco

>>81029858
>>81029617
Lmao someone post a video.

>>81030366

because she cant cook for shit

fish was overdone to hell and cheap thin cut

chicken was just a slab of chicken with a couple of carrots next to it

>>81030275
>this fat piece of shit can barely move yet has a perfect hairline and a girlfriend
>meanwhile i'm fit as fuck but single, balding, and not even in my 30s yet

Life is a joke tbf.

>>81030279
>tfw 800 lb monsters have GFs but I don't
elliotrogerspepe.jpg

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>>81030198
>>81030180

can i get a link

>>81029971
Just our good friends at @DiscoveryCommunications hitting @tv with the unbelievably EPIC #fatkino meme! Make sure to tune in Wednesdays at 8:00PM EST on @TLC for new episodes #butit'sfried haha

>>81029971
if michael obongo really wanted to combat obesity he would have just had posters and ads of this fat fuck displayed everywhere

>>81030201
She can't collect on insurance. So it's true love then?

>>81030472
They wouldnt even have to shill it hard, /tv/ connects with this show on an otherworldly level

>>81029766

YOU GON ORDER ONLY ONE LIL EGGROLL?

>>81030455
Bro if you wanted some ugly shebeast trailertrash you could get it easy.

They would probably think you were mel gibson if you went through a trailer park.

>>81029528
James has chad genes. A beta man would have died already, or wouldn't have a team of people working to keep him alive

He is Caligula reborn

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Holy fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys6h6Mcv_sk

This person should just be shot.
Wtf has our society become when people like these are actually allowed to live?

>>81029826
What the hell happened between this video and those?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63UsDQ57V1Y

>>81030523
Nah, it would play out like in Idiocracy
>You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
Fat black women seem to like me, but I'm not into them.

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>You will never be so fucking fat that you can lose weight while just lying in bed because your maintenance calories are so high

>>81030177
James would never eat an apple

>>81030186
Luke would inside him to stop from freezing on Hoth

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>>81030634

>>81030616

>Fat black women seem to like me

Fat women in general would probably like you. Don't complain when you have options, fatmasterson is dating literal trailer trash ho and so could you given the opportunity.

They think making $10 an hour is rich as fuck.

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>>81030625
Seems like it would be pretty hard desu

>>81030500
I've watched a lot of this show. The only monetary incentive is that if you're badly enough disabled the government will pay for you to hire a caregiver. You hire your significant other. Then you have your disability stipend, plus the salary the government pays them. Which would provide a fairly nice living if you didn't eat $100 worth of food daily.

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>>81030616
>TFW would date a fat black woman but don't know any girts that like me and don't know how to find them

JU*ST

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I always thought the fat vampire from Blade was an extreme aspect of gluttony and immortality.

Holy fuck it's real.

>>81030505
>force your reality freakshow "memes" on a daily basis for a few weeks
>woah /tv/ is totally connecting with this show we should keep watching, promoting, and talking about it
>remember to tune in weekly to reassure yourself that you're not as big of a failure as a 900lb bedridden whale who refuses to lose weight, as if that's a accomplishment!
Epic bro, #eggrolls!

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What emotion is Jame's enabler conveying here?

>>81030366
>fish
>tastes good
Why are non-Americans so gross?

>>81030171
I don't wanna eat that crap!

>>81030567
James actually does have an attractive face. If he was even just regular run of the mill fat he would be pretty Chad tier.

what if they just gave these fatties water and supplements and just starved them

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>>81030730
The james episode literally aired last wednesday. I had never ever seen one of these threads before, and the season is halfway over. It would be a pretty shitty shill job by TLC.

There are 300-pound Americans sitting on their couch watching this show thinking to themselves "I'm a healthy weight"

>>81030634
Underrated

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>>81029766
I want you to lose 50 pounds by the end of this sentence.

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Check out Brookhaven Obesity Clinic for more fatkino.

>>81030730
>fatshaming is a new phenomenon for 4chan

Are there any success stories of someone that size reducing to a normal weight?

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>>81030452
I'm fit-ish but keep up with lifting, under 30 and have a gay ass hairline too but I pull tail constantly, no dimes but close to them. At some point it's just personality and confidence my man also buy an electric razor, give yourself a buzz cut every Sunday

>>81030452
you gotta try at least senpai

>>81030849

I have seen at least one, but I can't remember the womans name or anything.

>>81030730
Where do you think you are?

4chan has loved freakshows for over a decade.
Remember /v/'s obsession with CWC?

>>81030849
Depends on what you mean by normal.
The bedridden ones never really get back into a healthy BMI, but lose enough they can walk and live a normal enough life again.

>>81030786
They need to eat. Not because they need the nutrition, but because it is vitally important that they develop healthy eating habits. If you starve them they would lose the weight and lose it faster, but they won't have learned to eat right and when it's finally time for them to eat again they'll revert to the horrible habits that got them in this mess.

The goal is to have them measuring out 4 oz of chicken breast and 1 cup of brocolli like it's the most natural thing in the world for them.

What show is this? What's the episode name?

>>81029539
>>81029680
It's a really complex situation for her. She never decided she would be in a relationship where her husband is 800 lbs, it just happened. Now she wants to leave him, but it would be cruel to, when he needs this help. Conversely, she is also really bad for him when she gives in to his wants and she is afraid if he can walk again he might leave her. She expresses both sides in the episode. I actually feel really bad for her, she is just a submissive person looking for purpose and happiness and comfort, like us all.

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>>81030730

You can just tell this anon is a disgusting fat piece of shit himself

>>81030465
http://vidto.me/t9su5wrudhe0.html

>>81030937

its kino

>>81029661
>>81029688

post the link to egg roll you fucks

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YA SEE, DOC
*heavy breathing*
THE THING IS
*legs bubbling*
I NEED TO RETRAIN MAH BODY FROM EATIN CHEESEBURGERS

>literally cuck another man for years
>finally she leaves her husband
>now you live your dream: becoming the caterpillar from a bug's life
>5 years later your dream has come true
>some goblin looking jew thing babbles some shit at you from a laptop
>going to Texas to visit goblin doctor
>they better watch mah legs
>goblin puts you on some sort of middle earth tier diet, this is not good if you hope to one day become a beautiful butterfly like your green hero
>have slaves bring you extra food, the oldest and ugliest of the slaves forgets to remove the paper from your burger AND only gave you one little egg roll
>dream about running away to join the bug circus

>>81030791
Pre-shilling for next season, and everyone's taking the bait. "fatkino" definitely goes back farther than last week.
>>81030841
>taking advantage of shitposters' desires to feel better about themselves by comparing themselves to the absolute bottom rung of society in order to promote a modern day freakshow that rests on the corpse of worthwhile, educational programming
>>81030921
This is clearly and undeniably forced. It's also dull and generic, and completely normal compared to a diamond in the rough degenerate like Chris-chan.
>>81030970
That's why I called him a whale, you fucking retard.
>149... filename
Newfag confirmed.

>>81028908
Can I please have the James K chunky yellow bits falling off his legs webm ?

>>81030966
She also is only an enabler until he can reach the front door on his own, then all the junk food he wants can be ordered to him. The enabling meme is mostly wrong.

>>81031005
would be a good promo

>>81031005
What you're saying really makes no sense okay?

>WE DIDNT GET THE INFORMATION WE NEEDED

every fucking time they fail

>>81030344
>not just going about naked anyways, despite not being fat
what are you, a pleb?

>>81031019
>It's also dull and generic, and completely normal

Sounds like
>>81030970
Hit the nail right on the fucking head

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>>81030730
Hold up fellas we have a fat cunt getting all defensive and self loathing over here

>>81031064
>taking the quote out of context
Keep reading that line, mongoloid. Some fatshit refusing to stop stuffing his face is nothing compared to the spectacle that is CWC. Only the most milquetoast normies are shocked or entertained by this schlock.

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What the fuck is his problem?

>>81030849
Season 1 followed the patients for 2 years. So you actually get to see some people reach goal weight.

But then they actually managed to get picked up by TLC and in order to produce a season each year you can only follow the patients for a year. Between the fact that some of them are fucking huge, and the fact that a lot of patients take several months to get their shit together and start losing weight, nearly every ending after season 2 is someone who has dropped a couple hundred pounds and is experiencing much better quality of life, but is still on their way to "normal". They've started making "where are they now" episodes to help with this problem.

Then there's the issue of what is the final goal. Most of these people get much healthier and are no longer on death's door, but strictly speaking they still usually have BMIs that would put them in the overweight or obese category.

fat people are based

>>81031098
PICS

>>81029160
ITS FRIED!!

>>81030733
>I feed you, and I feed you, and I feed you, and you still wont fucking die

MUH LEEGGG

>>81029204
Those eggrolls were jumbo compared to the average eggroll. Chinaman not so small now

>>81031162
He is a good doctor stop bullying

>>81030137
>it's the worst kind of addiction
that's the opposite of the truth
if someone with this little self control got addicted to just about anything else they'd probably be dead

>>81031155
Why would I call him a whale who refuses to lose weight, then? That doesn't sound like fat cunt behaviour. However, the impulsive and irrational behaviour that you're displaying definitely is. Do you like this garbage because your 300lb ass feels good when you compare yourself to a 600lb blob and think that at the very least you're not as revolting?

>>81031269
Honestly, id probably rather die than be bedridden in constant pain

why do they call it an egg roll when it clearly took more than one egg to make a roll of the size that james is eating

they should call them eggs roll

>>81031285
whoa whoa whoa buddy, I only weigh 265

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>>81031098
>that will be her memory of her mother

>>81031178
THey're starting to go back and follow up with some of the people from S1 and S2, there's quite a few "success" stories but you're right that most of them are still 250lb+ and will probably be obese forever

>>81031285
oh so its autism then?

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>>81031162
>Iranian

>>81030146
>this man procreated

What's /tv/'s excuse?

How much surgery stuff is there in this? I'm really squeamish when it comes to surgeries and people being operated on.

>>81031098
> Eats breakfast
> stops at mcdonalds for a snack an hour later
> I'LL TAKE 3 LARGE JALEPENO THINGS, 2 CINNAMON TWISTS, and an ARANGE JUICE

These people.

>>81031162
Imagine if this guy had been visited by his future self back in 1950s Iran to be told that some day he would go to the other side of the world to help such massive people. It would have blown his mind.

>>81030344
>living the dream
>living
https://youtu.be/JwOKnmOhSDo

>>81029454
>1:04:05 - 1:04:10
Sounds exactly like a babby

>>81031359
Depends on the episode. It can get pretty graphic when they do have surgery

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I hope Trump eventually forces through a healthcare bill that gives fatties free treatment as long as they submit to 24/7 livestream surveillance

>>81031366
And now she just ordered an entire meat lovers pizza from pizza hut for lunch lmao

>>81031324
>"success"
I wouldn't even use quotes. Going from morbidly obese to just being a bit of a fatass is a success

>>81031269
You're showing a clear lack of knowledge on addiction. Food addiction is the worst addiction, along with sex addiction because food and sex are normal parts of life, not like drugs. If you binge on food for enjoyment and are addicted to it, it is so much harder to have to eat food every day but not give in to your addiction.

>>81031398

>you will never inform ICE that james has just snuck a 5am egg roll because he assumed nobody would be watching

>>81031359
You're going to need to close your eyes occasionally.

>>81031366
>>81031428
In the penny episode, she orders burgers from mcdonalds and then goes and gets a footlong sub at subway.
She starts having a panic attack, so she starts shoving the food quickly into her mouth to calm it down. Its pretty horrifying actually

>>81029766
Anon I want you on chinese food diet, one order of orange chicken & one order of fried rice. No lil eggrolls & no boba okay? You do this & I approve you for you surgery

>>81031372
Imagine being born in a relatively normal country only to have the USA fuck your shit up by supporting a revolution by Islamic retards so you end up moving to the USA to help the fattest and most pathetic members of its society in exchange for money

What a life

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>>81031436

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I CAN'T PAY FOR NO IMPOUND FEES

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Threadly reminder that we're all gonna make it

>>81031372
>>81031478
The middle east is full of fatfucks too you know.

>>81031503
Humans arent supposed to molt

>>81031473

>you want crispy or grilled?
>grilled
>(screaming from the flat-bed in the car's rear) NO I WANT CRISPY I JUST SAID I WANTED CRISPY GET ME A CRISPY
>sorry, could we make that a crispy?

>>81030171
What got me was when he said he didnt want shrimp, faggot shrimp arent cheap.

>>81029352
Jewish doctors will cut the end of a babys dick off for fun but they won't cut this off

Why does no one mention the fact that HIS FUCKING HEART FAILED AND HE STILL WASN'T MOTIVATED TO LOSE WEIGHT.

I heard he died, is that true?

>>81031478
>Imagine being born in a relatively normal country only to have the USA fuck your shit up by supporting a revolution by Islamic retards
The US supported the Shah. The Islamic retards were against us and held our people hostage.

>>81031503
Do you ever see his daughter's feet

>>81031550
Some site just did a followup with him and he is still alive
Hasnt lost any weight but alive

>>81029766

what blows my mind is how people who live with these fat people are fat themeselves. I can't even drink diet soda and watch this show, I couldn't I possibly eat while living with James k

>>81031503

what the fuck is that thing on his legs

jesus christ

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Why are Arabs so fat?

Is it cause all the camel urine they consume?

>>81031473
Subway should be sued for their false advertising back with the child raper. Dumb shit people actually believe it's healthy to eat a fucking footlong sub, bag of chips, and cookie.
And since it's"healthy" they get a soda.

Easily 1,100 calories.

>>81031505
She still has fat-person face. Shame.

>>81031575
>Hasnt lost any weight
Damn. I was really rooting for him, too. He will definitely be dead soon. His heart can't take it.

>>81031611
If you ate just that in a day you'd probably be alright

>OW OW MUH LAYYGS

>>81031653
Of course, but these people eat that for brunch.

>>81031592
His daughter and wife are probably only fat as a biproduct of him. After you cooked his 6 eggs and 8 sausages every morning would you want to take even more time to whip up something healthy? I imagine they feel like slaves to the kitchen as it is.

>Gained 150 pounds in Hospital

That has to be a record.

>>81031611
Jared never said eating a footlong steak and cheese was healthy. a 6-inch ham and turkey with no mayonnaise and no soda/chips is certainly not unhealthy. It's a lot of carbs, but not bad for you.

>>81031611

a subway sandwhich, bag of chips, cookie and a soda is way more than 1,100 calories

try 1600

the chips are at least 200-400

the soda is 100

the sandwhich is probably 800

and the cookie is easily 500

>>81031689
Fat people only see a fat guy who became skinny by eating at Subway.
They see no details.

I tried explaining this to my fat co-workers.

YOU'RE TWISTIN' EM OOOOOOOOOW

>>81031689
>>81031611
I remember the AHA "heart healthy" sandwhich they were advertising, in the fine print said no toppings and no cheese. Just turkey on wheat bread

>>81031671
>I CAINT BREATHE GOOD

>>81031699
I think the cookie is 200, and their chips are like 150-200.

It's been ten years since I ate there so I was estimating.

>>81031608
they fatten themselves up intentionally as a status symbol

I find it odd that the arab obsession with ostentatious display isn't a stereotype

>>81031721

Eh subway usually advertise what is healthy on their menu, they can't be expected to ensure everyone is aware of calories. Etc

>>81031721
It really is astonishing how dumb people are. I know someone who found out they have diabetes so they had to start cleaning up their diet. They were eating steak and gravy and thought it was healthy because they baked it.

>>81031766

yeah but none of it is healthy

>>81031766
They rely on people to be dumb and over eat.
Fatties always squeel "I eat healthy, but muh genetics" when they fail anyway so Subway doesn't care.

>>81031608

They have flips and sri lankans doing all the hard labour, and Germans and Brits doing all the high IQ stuff like building burj dubai. All the Arabs do is sit on their ass all day and collect welfare

>>81031799
having a 6inch salad roll is pretty healthy my dude

>>81031869

it is if you ditch the roll

If he could do it so can you

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jpy1FlGKYz0

>>81031869
Just getting a salad is better.
Without dressing.

But at that price you're better off making your own.

>>81031918

>you too can look like a giant vagina

great, i guess?

>>81030146
She is his girlfriend not his wife.

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I dont wants tah work out doctah

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just saw a preview of this episode

>he is yelling at nurses
>throwing shit
>dr now tells him he cant be abusing people
>starts crying saying it wont happen again

I think he will top James

>>81031918
will i have to stop trolling?

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>>81029766

I was 225 when these threads started

I am now 215

>>81031918
I will picture all american posters as obese mulatos from now on

>>81031792
I know a guy who has diabetes, and constantly eats cakes and candy.
He gets angry when he doesn't have any at hand.
He's like a garbage disposal though. He'll eat absolutely any leftovers lying around.
I made a chocolate Bundy cake yesterday, for my family, and I cut three small pieces from it.
He comes over and eats the entire remainder because "everyone else got to eat some already"

He said recently he "doesn't have diabetes anymore" because he stopped visiting his doctor so he must be cured.

I actually like him. He's laid back and never cries and sobs in self-pity. He accepts himself completely, no self-hate.

>>81032148
>bundy
bunt

>>81032035
where can i see this fucking preview

>>81032148
The problem with type 2 is that people will gorge themselves with candy and shit food, and then just inject themselves with insulin.

The insulin is very accurate, and you can do a rough calculation in your head of what you are eating. Or if you are your typical diabetic, you just wait until you skyrocket and hit the ceiling and then take the insulin.

I have an aunt who is like this, its awful

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>>81032188
Jesus Christ
BUNDT

>>81032035
So I know if you're a 600 pound ball of flesh, you just automatically have a punchable face but MAN does he look like a fucker. God damn it!

Am I the only one who sort of thinks that Dr. Now is full of shit? Every episode I've watched he's given his patients an extreme goal and then acted like a dick when they failed to achieve it. James is a crybaby bitch but expecting him to go from 10,000 calories a day to just 800 is ridiculous. A regular person would feel like they're starving on that diet, much less Jabba.

After wiping his ass and his folds james asks you to go out and get him some dinner.

Be realistic, what do you get so that he doesn't complain but will be satiated enough to sleep the night without complaining about his legs?

Keep in mind he is pretty cranky and has only had 7,000 calories...

6'2" 245 lbs and Bald

I'm 25 and never had a gf. Finishing my masters degree and have a job but I am depressed. Is it too late for a hamammoth like me?

>>81032202

I'm watching tlc right now

cant find it online

>>81032319
Cyanide

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>>81032301
Not to mention he's obese too

>>81031285

You are pretty bitter and defensive for someone who isn't fat

>>81031954
I just realized a huge thing for me with food. I was about to say "but a salad doesn't make me feel full", but I think it would if I just ate and gave it time. Bread makes me feel full because it expands quickly, but it makes me crash and feel tired hours later.

>>81032301
It's slightly unrealistic but what's way more absurd is to gain 150 pounds after seeing the doctor

it really shows how little they gave a shit about his health and diet

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>>81032347

>>81032319
I get him Lipo suction.

>>81032329

you are past the point that fatkino subjects are losing their minds with pride at how much they've lost

so no, its not too late

you wont even have skin elasticity problems

just buy some weights and start lifting

>>81032301
>You have 6 months to live
>Hey you'll live if you cut you caloric intake to 800
>Wow, fucking doctor being an unreasonable piece of shit!

>>81032319
Two shotgun shells to the back of his head

>>81032359
>>81032301
>literally hating on the only guy showing these beasts tough love.

Now is based and if you disagree with him in any way, you are trying to justify your own behavior.

>>81032148
>chocolate bundy

>>81032035

At the very least we get to see the EMT's spill him in the yard.

>>81032329
At that height you're probably not too fucked.

Count calories, calculate your TDEE and stay 500 below it, recalculating as you lose weight.

Start lifting immediately, or do body weight excercise until you have access to lifting. You'll thank me later.

>>81032359
Fabio looks like shit

>>81028908
I love fatkino. How is James doing nowadays?

>>81032399
So i am not too far gone? How do I just stop eating lmao? Its like a drug senpai

Can I play basketball instead of cardio? Cardio is boring and so is lifting but at least that doesnt take too long

>>81031592
I can't even drink fucking water

>>81032367
Bread is literally Satan.
And im not being funny. Cut out all bread for two weeks and see.

>>81032437
He looks a lot better than most 60 year olds

>>81032329
at 6'2" you definitely shouldn't be a hamammoth at that weight...I'm 6'3" and somewhere around 230 and I'm only slightly overweight. I mean, I am kinda fat, but not like the majority of fat people.


I do want to lose weight though and get fit.

>>81029707
Oh I will be there. no fucking way I won't. I barely leave the house anyway, except for school.

>>81032301
He knows most of them are going to fail regardless, so he sets the bar too high for them.
If you're "on" an 800 cal/day diet and cheat with an extra 1-2000 calories you will still lose weight simply because you're base metabolic rate is so fucking high from weighing 600 lbs.

If he tells you to stick to 2,000 calories and you cheat with an extra 2,000 that is going to be much worse.

>>81032463

lel just stop did you even watch james crying

fuck cardio, just lift, men should lift a bit in their 20s anyway

>>81032301
>>81032359
>>81032379
>>81032403
>>81032411

Medfag here, he doesn't set the goal weight. The goal weight is set by the anesthesiologist using a set of semi complex math/equations. The reason being that obese people like him are literally so fat that that anesthesia will not work on him until he loses a set limit.

>>81029766
No you fucking faggot, you're gonna eat your oatmeal and fruit and you're going to like it. You can eat chinese again when you're at a reasonable weight.

>>81032532
>using a set of semi complex math/equations

how complex

>>81032359
I suppose you can't expect him to know that the key to losing weight is finding something sustainable. Crash dieting doesn't work because it's impossible to do long term and you'll eventually gain all of the weight right back. For someone as big as James, He could eat well over 2,000 calories and still lose weight every day. As he lost weight and became used to eating less food maybe he could eventually get down to the average 1600 calorie diet.

Of course in the end it doesn't really matter at all. He could have been on an 8,000 cal diet and still not kept it because he has no real desire to change.

I imagine he's one of those people who LIKES having other wait on him hand and foot. It sounds weird but I know people who play up being sick just so they can have others wait on them. In some sick way James probably loves being bathed, having his sores drained, and having 10 people carry him around.

>>81029766
From this moment on, you're cursed. You'll forevermore imagine the sauce they put on top of your chinese food is actually James' leg fluid.

>>81032559
>implying he can't have some chicken and broccoli with soy sauce and stir fry vegetables.

Sure it isn't as good as real chinese food, but it hits the spot when you're really hankering

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>>81032319
>Pic related, with 1 in the head and 2 in the chest for good measure

But really, I get him a salad with baked chicken/salmon. I hand him his food and a glass of water, I put on my Quiet Comfort's, and I come shitpost in a fatkino thread.

>>81032477
I have a chronic throat stricture caused by an ulcer in my esophagus.
Bread is one of the hardest things for me to swallow.

After a while, you realize how worthless it actually is. Your burger tastes so much better with a knife and fork.
Roll up some ham and cheese and dip it in mustard instead of a ham sandwich.
Without typical boring bread it honestly tastes better.

>>81032577
So complex that they have a special ceremony when an anesthesiologist is given the spreadsheet into which he plugs the patient's data

What did you eat today /tv/
Post your entire day's consumption.

>>81032577

They have to factor if he/she has diatribes, heart disease, kidney/liver function, insulin resistance, lung capacity, blood oxygen level and etc

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>>81028908
Every time I see a thumbnail of this fat fuck I think it's Charlie Day from some long lost IASIP episode where he becomes obese.

>>81032301
Do you pay attention or are you on your phone half of the time?
In literally every episode they mention the success rate is 5%, he is doing what he cans to weed out unlikely success candidates he is not full of shit at all quite the opposite, a bad doctor would do the procedure for the money and set the goal easy enough even james could reach it

>>81032670
Semen

>>81032674

diabetes*

>>81032663
This guy gets it.

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Holy fuck /tv/ I watched the James episode over the course of two threads I fucking lost myself
I thought I was bad at 6' and 230lbs but holy fucking shit

And those god damn EMT's, Firefighters, Nurses, and Doctors, massive respect for the shit they put up with.

>>81029766
same

they don't sell american-style chinese food in my country. They have Chinese food but it's all too authentic, like fish intestine soup and shit.

i need my fix of shitty general tso's

>>81032670

>large hot chocolate with whipped cream
>chocolate chip muffin
>lays chips
>chik fil a grilled nuggets and large waffle fry and diet coke
>went for a run
>had some more grilled chicken, home made

that should be it for the day

not healthy at all but at least I'm not james

>>81032434
So if my TDEE is 2500 I should eat 2000 calories and lift like 3 days a week?

>>81032663
You're actually doing a paleo diet without realizing it.

>>81032670
Rice chex with raisins and almond milk
An apple
Whole wheat pasta with red sauce, ground beef, red beans, and carrots

>>81032769
Good thing you ordered the diet coke, you would've been a disgusting hamplanet without it

>>81030581
Khe verga

>>81032507
I feel fat and think I look fat. I wear 38" waist jeans


I also cant seem to get a gf and get friendzoned all the time so I must be too fat

>>81030137
Those twin sisters from the first episode were actually worthy of empathy.
Plus they actually got better...

>>81032319
I honestly would go to McD's and get him 3 Big Macs so that I can sleep and he shuts the fuck up, but then the guilt keeps me up all night. I have thoughts that sway in between killing him in a discreet way, or killing myself. i think about leaving him, but the guilt would be too much. Then I realize I am actually the victim. To guilty to leave, too guilty to stay. Guilty if I feed him, guilty if I leave. I kill myself after years of frustration.

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>>81032726
>And those god damn EMT's, Firefighters, Nurses, and Doctors, massive respect for the shit they put up with.

As do I.

>>81032532
Im blonde, but if I let my beard grow out it turns red like a ginger.
Ive had a few operations done where I had to be put under anesthesia. The last time I went under they put a red dot sticker on my tag. I asked them why, and they said that redheads need a heavier dose of anesthesia to put under. Thought it was really interesting

>>81032670
>Protein shake
>Some cheese
>Cobb Salad
>Chicken breast
>Coke zero

>>81032670
leftover pork n' beans for breakfast
ramen for lunch
gonna have pork and beans for supper

t.poorfag

>>81032726
Massive respect? I would respect them more if they declined to help and said its not their job to be the servant of an inhuman piece of shit like james

>>81032663
>Without typical boring bread it honestly tastes better.
Can confirm.

I'm personally a big fan of turkey+swiss dipped into black bean hummus

>>81032670
Yogurt
Black coffee
Chicken breast/red pepper/onion/black bean stir fry from scratch
Yogurt
Cereal

I probably should eat more, but this thread kills all that intention.

>>81032670
>Small piece of bread
>Pea soup
>A bit of rice
>medium sized breaded steak
>espresso
>oatmeal + apple

>>81032319
pack of cigarettes

>>81032866
Oh and a protein shake.

>>81032815
I feel you dude, there's no way I could get a girlfriend right now. I'm not huge, but I have a slightly-larger-than-beer-belly belly and I am sick of it.

>>81032319
I'd feed him almost nothing because the more I feed him the more he'll shit. You'd have to be a fucking retard to bring him burgers or tacos when you know that it's going to be your job to wipe up all of that after he digests it.

>>81032843
>poorfag
Don't get yourself down, poorfag eats are honestly better until you get to catered chef/gourmet territory.

Middleclass food is essentially takeaway or "name brand" grule

>>81032670
a banana before work
crackers and tuna when i got home
cheese tortellinis 4 dinner
mandarin for desert

there was a fucking cake at work today, cuz I work for the city and our city turned 100 years old today, and I had to walk past it without taking a slice

>>81032946
Good job.
Remember, Dr. now is always watching.

>>81032670
>breakfast
Fried eggs, sausage, biscuits, and gravy
>lunch
A nice fatty steak (well done) and mash potatoes
>Dinner
2 double cheese burgers and curly fries (McD's)

>>81032670
Two pieces of Vegemite toast so far today, will have something before my 15km ride that I do everyday.

>>81032932
>Middleclass food is essentially takeaway or "name brand" grule
This is true. I fucking loathe it.

>>81032976
James we talk about this.
I need you to lose 50 pound by noon ok

>>81032976
McD's has curly fries now?

>>81032726
>>81032827
I should also note that a few months ago I was 260 and I'm losing fast

I want to be an EMT but shit like this, jesus christ is it worth the $15/hr?

>>81032670
woke up, drank tea
drank a red-bull around 2
ate a bowl of ramen (legit, not instant stuff)
drank a coke around 9

I have no idea why I wasn't hungry today at all, I didn't even finish the ramen. I'm kind of hungry now, but I am trying not to eat before bed. We shall see if I snack before bed. Probably will.

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>>81032319
I would honestly fucking LOVE to be in this position.
I would feed him NOTHING but lightly steamed vegetables. I wouldn't even season them.
I HOPE he complains, because the second he does, I take them away and he gets nothing but water for the rest of the night.
When he starts to wail and cry and scream, I would laugh at him until I got tired of it after hours of laughing. Then I would just leave.
When he pisses and shits himself I would laugh as well and leave him in his mess until the night time, just before I go to bed, I would bring the hose in from outside and spray him as clean as I felt he deserved to be. Then I'd toss a towel at him and tell him to dry himself off for a little exercise before going to bed and putting in earplugs so that I cant hear any of his piggy squeals.

This would continue until he lost enough weight to get out of bed, then I would leave him on his own to fend for himself.

>>81031543
That's because foreskins can be resold by doctors to make money. They're used in beauty creams.

>>81033021
Just have a glass of cold water, eating this late is shitty for you

>>81033021
Eating before bed being bad for you is a meme.

>>81032670
4-5 miniature rice krispy treats, and a large papa murphys pizza.
I made the pizza at like 11am and ate it for lunch and dinner.
Drank some apple juice and water.

>>81033032
I thought this was bullshit, and then I looked it up. Jesus Christ, really?

>>81033046
I don't think so. So often when I eat before bed I feel all the food I ate just sitting in my stomach the next day, it's an awful feeling.

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/tv/ we talk about this
You have to start making right choices

What you're saying really makes no sense okay?

>>81032932
i don't mind it honestly. my friends spend as much on food in a day as i do an entire week, which feels good. What I don't get is how my wealthier friends are all in better shape than my poor friends

personally the poverty diet keeps me from going full James, but somehow I know other poors who fatten up on it. makes no sense

>>81033086
Feeling wise might be uncomfortable, but it doesn't make you fat like the myth says.

>>81033109
Soda, and McDonald's.
Mostly soda though.

>>81033109
I ate one ~1200 calorie meal a day to save money for like two years and gained weight
I think I really fucked up my metabolism

>>81033109
It's probably soda

>>81033109
Soda is cheap as fuck, same for low-quality greasy shit and bread.

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>weighed less than 500lbs
>claims to have lost 340lbs
>still can't walk at """"160lbs""""

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>>81033158
Yep 1/2

>>81033155

you can't have a calorific deficit and not lose weight

you are not immune to the second law of thermodynamics no matter how bad your thyroid is or how slow your metabolism in

calories in / calories out cannot be refuted

you probably ate way more than 1200

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>>81033188
2/2

>>81033109
Really? Poor diet is so easy to fatten up on it's silly. Just eat fritos and bread and ramen all the time.

>>81033188

jesus christ america

>>81033109
Im a different anon, but at my fattest I would spend an ungodly amount of money on soda and candy. Spent as much on that junk as real food.

The problem with it is, you dont actually replace meals with candy or soda, its just shit you eat in between meals. So you are doubling your food bill just to get fat. Its a tough habit to break because it feels great.

>>81033213
colorado fit as fuck

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>>81032670
protein shake with almond milk
cup of coffee
banana
smoked turkey, mixed greens, and sriracha mayo on a spinach and herb wrap
banana
cup of coffee
bbq pulled pork with broccoli slaw and cilantro avocado yogurt dressing on a spinach and herb wrap
half a mashed avocado with salt and pepper and some almond crackers
bowl of special k with a splash of almond milk

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>>81033213
Bonus

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>>81033188
>>81033213
Really tickles the ol' neurons ay Jimbo?

>>81033249
when you have to climb partway up a mountain every day in the freezing cold to get from your cabin to the outhouse, you'll burn some calories

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>>81033268
>>81033213
>>81033188

hmm.. lets see what overlaps

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>>81028908
>sore legs
>life is pretty much over
>only remaining pleasure is food
>give into temptation very easily

What did you expect from him, really?

He literally did nothing wrong.

>>81033188
>>81033213
Its liquid candy that you can just have laying around.
It would be perfectly fine if you treated it like a piece of candy. Instead there are people who completely replace water with is and drink it all day long

>>81033188
is this per year? This map literally tells me nothing.

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>>81033290

so u be saying grape drank aint a fruit???

>>81033323

>psychological genetic scars from centuries of white slavery
>consequently predisposed to comfort eat

yeah no shit pol boy

>>81032670
3 pieces of thin vegetarian pizza
2 cans of pepsi
handful of grapes

>>81033257
you must lift. Only my lifting bros eat like this.

>>81030275
>my husband wears the pants
>actually a blanket


poetry

>>81033344
>put soda in candy ilse of supermarket
>fattys buy soda and candy because convenience
>????
>joos profit more