Hey, /tv/! Who is your favorite televangelist? Mine is Jack Van

>>81026043
i hate these fuckers, but theres something soothing about that dumb cunts voice

>>81026406
Why are atheists so hateful?

>>81026406
who said i was an atheist?

>>81026429
see>>81026480

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>>81026406
REXELLA IS CUTE

>>81026515
wouldnt say cute
they both say very hateful things about other religions but in a very soothing tone

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BUY MIRACLE WATER IT WORKS I SWEAR. DON'T TAKE IT FROM ME THOUGH. INSTEAD LISTEN TO ALL THESE POOR NIGGERS TALK ABOUT HOW MIRACLE WATER WORKED FOR THEM

>>81026429
Why are Christians so tolerable of hypocrisy?

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Step aside, oldshits. Joel is running the show now and there's no stopping him.

inb4 the horde of angry redditors

>>81026043
Why do televangelists always look so creepy?

>>81026698
>eyeroll
For the same reasons everyone else is, bigot.

>>81026698
I don't know what you're talking about.

>>81026760
I'm not from reddit but these people are scumbags and give Christianity a bad name.

I'm still flabbergasted they're able to make so much money from nothing.

>>81026868
religion is nothing. if someone is stupid enough to be religious in the first place and pray to an imaginary faggot then they're stupid enough to buy snake oil from people pretending to be religious. and no i dont wear a fedora

>>81026957
Yes, you do. I can hear your fedora from here.

idk what but i get something out of watching shit like this, it's weird. watching something that should only exist in a bad tv show or book but is out in the open in reality. hard to believe these people are actual humans

>>81026868
You might like reformed rap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJmcEAwazD0

>>81026043
>first saw him late night on fox on a sunday night in '97

>20 years later he still is sayng the end is near

Won't lie, dude and his wife are pretty entertaining though for some reason

There is no person, living or dead, who can quote scripture like Jack Van Impe.

>>81027381
He's like the Alex Jones of televangelists.

>>81027431
more like michael jordan - makes more sense as a synonym for "the best"

>>81027508
No, the Jones comparison was apt.

>>81027623
i don't think it does

>>81027738
The jordan comparison makes no sense. It's bad and you should feel bad.

Basketball player =/= host of a tv/podcast show

>>81027895
I don't normally like calling people out for this, but you are unironicaly autistic

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Any oldfags remember Doc Scott?

>>81027964
Reported for racism.

>>81028043
Reported for reporting reporting.

>>81027938
>saying a basketball star is a better representation of a tv host than a podcast host would be
>calls me autistic

Fire up the projector!

Christiankino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE

>>81028090
When did having difficulty understanding analogies stop being autistic?

classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZieDrn5fnA

>>81028238
YOUR

ANALOGY

WAS

SHIT

IT

WAS

UNDERSTOOD

BUT

IT

WAS

SHIT

>>81028308
>Obligatory REEEEEEEEEEEE

also I wasn't the guy who posted the analogy, just a bystander who notices a poor friend ignorant of his condition

>>81028308
It was the perfect analogy.

>>81028402
More lika metaphor dude

>>81028362
It's autistic to comment on a stranger's mental state

>>81028274
I'm going to have to do a cable access thread later, I love this shit.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PvbL_5rH1QQ

Ernest Angley, because he is batshit insane.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2791967/ohio-pastor-forced-vasectomies-abortions-members-children-secretly-sexually-abused.html

Only Ohioans will get this.

I would unironically have every autistic man, woman, and child shot in the back of the head if I could.

>>81028549
I just thought of something I could post in your cable access thread.

>>81028588
Would you line them up by age, height or alphabetically?

>>81028670
>>81028588
an autist punding other autists and then killing them

simply delicious

>>81026043
those are some creepy fuckers

>In 2001, Jack and Rexella Van Impe won the parodic Ig Nobel Prize in Astrophysics "for their discovery that black holes fulfill all the technical requirements to be the location of Hell."
kek

>>81026043
PAGAN INVASION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzoN9FYkjp4

>>81028788
>technical requirements

The best kind of requirements

are cults and other wackiness allowed?

>>81030033
I don't care.

>>81030033
It's 4chan everything is allowed

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>>81030055
>>81030060
then in that case!

Ohio has a lot of weird cults. I think the Branch Davidians may have been here at one time. I know there's an Amish cult in Bergholz, OH. I know there was the Reformed Latter Day Saints Movement in Kirtland, OH.

Ostensibly there are small towns run by cults, satanists, a few churches devoted to homosexuality. It's kind of like rural redneck Ohio meets Roman Mystery Religion.

What kinda weird shit do you guys have in your neck of the woods?

>>81030060
Even cheese pizza?

>>81030223
to keep it TV related Investigation Discovery covered the Kirtland killings.

>>81026043
Evey year the apocalypse is coming to this nigga.

It's never happening ...jesus is fake news.

>>81026043
As a Christian, I absolutely despise these kinds of people and feel very very sorry for the people who actually listen to them.

I also despise the churches and the fundamentalist scourge in Middle America.

>>81030376
>Christian
>Browses 4chan

Why should I listen to you?

>>81026768
cheap plastic surgery

>>81030492
>Cheap

These motherfuckers are rich as Hell.

>>81030890
they can't spend the money officially and they have to use surgeons who won't talk

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>>81030376

>>81030223
The Bagwhan Rajneesh cult in OR is pretty great. At one point their leader had the largest collection of BMW's and they were responsible for the largest bio-terrorist attack on US soil when they poisoned over 500 people with salmonella. Arrianna Huffington was briefly a member before joining another cult in California which convinced her to marry her husband so he could run for president as a Manchurian candidate.

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BUMPING

HAL LINDSEY. /thread

>>81028588
Better start with yourself

>>81030311
I remember Investigation Discovery having a lot of ads for psychics and self help books. Real weird stuff to me to see on cable. I haven't had it in two years, not sure if it's changed.

>>81026043
In former USSR we had Kenneth Copeland

>>81026696

This guy is like a caricature of American Protestantism.

>>81030223
>you will never live in Satantown, OH

>>81028023
yee...dood was legit smart...i remember him showimg the church a video of him sunbathing and girls in bikinis roller skating around him

>>81026043
>Jack Van Impe
Holy shit is he still alive? I would watch him pretty regularly around 10 years ago. His wife looked like she was already dead at that point.

Who is the guy who sells buckets of slop?

Popoff makes me sick. He was caught red handed back in the late 80s and then a few years later...hes back on tv schilling his ripoff bullshit and pretending to heal people on BET while poor negresses on welfare who send him hundreds each week...

>>81036149
Jim Bakker maybe? He's my favorite personally. My fundamentalist aunt made me watch him growing up. Later on I found out he lost his first ministry after he got caught in a sex scandal and was sent to jail for scamming his viewers.

>>81037055
>AH HAYUV SEEYUNNED AGAIUNST YEEEWW!

>>81037242
That was Jimmy Swaggart, who got caught with hookers multiple times after going on a crusade against other pastors for sexual immorality, including Bakker. The 80s was a great time for televangelism.

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>>81037328
There's just so many. Hard to keep track. Good lookin out. Very first google image search result for his name kek

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Leave hucksterkino to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm-Rf-f5zw4