>Computer! Hello? Computer?! Damnit, I'm gonna have to

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was it autism?

Computer. Earl Grey. Hot. Disengage safety protocols.

Stack Overflow niqqa

what's the best Trek theme and why is it Faith Of The Heart?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8OpsPok6iQ

It was just misunderstood and ahead of its time.

>>81013117
>deluge of hot Earl Grey pours over Picard.

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>>81012711
>Computer, generate a universe where I'm not a 27 year old kissless virgin
>Unable to comply with your request ... virgin

Computor, replicate a liter of the sweat of counsellor troi's butt crack, warm, in a fancy hexagonal glass. Delete record of this request.

Just about halfway through Season 3 of DS9. Is it wrong to want Kira and Odo to just FUCK already.

>Computer! Create an 50ft angry version of Melissa Joan Hart and have her wearing steel toed fireman's boots.

>Suspend me in the air spread eagle and inhibit my movements.

>Disengage safety protocols.

>>81012844
Not really. Dude just lacked confidence and struggled with social anxiety and such. Just like us, really.

>>81014267
no i'm actually autistic

>>81013117
Funniest post on 4chan atm

>>81014267
So, just autism, right?

>>81014281
They never refer much to the ordinary citizens of earth, but i bet there's a lot of shut-ins. Nobody needs to work or do anything, only the try-hards are a minority joining starflet. Maybe this why they never mention it - most earth is neets, they fly away to get away from it.

>>81012844
>watch Tapestry
>ending with Picard and Q
>"No, I would rather die as the man I was than live the life as a Barclay"

that was very mean

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>>81014034
I agree. It's a great song, and totally harmonious with the tenor of the story. I only wish they had used this version:

https://youtu.be/s3-nI1fA_fI

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>Computer, determine Pi to the 453 millionth decimal.
>show result as dense light hologram
>in binary

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>er, hey, computer..
>why do they all hate me?

>>81012711
this shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as it did

>Computer, create a room in the fashion of early 21st century
>Create entity mom
>Give her hotpocket producing powers
>Make her as intelligent as Lt. Cmdr. Data
>She is not to give me those hotpockets under any circumstance
>Disengage safety protocols

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Why does Data spend all his holodeck time credits on stupid shit like Sherlock holmes and Shakespear

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>>81014512
>extensive experience on the federation flagship since childhood
>magic "traveller" tells picard that wesley has almost supernatural, space and time-bending talents
>mfw they try to make "will wesley get into the academy/will wesley become a star fleet officer" part of the plot

>>81014696
Best way to hang out with his best friend Geordi and his step-dad Picard.

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>Computer, create 100 self-aware Paul Blarts with complete knowledge of this ship & their status as holograms.
>Computer, disengage safety protocols.

>>81014696
Because Brent Spiner was a comedy genius, he was pestering writers to push the boat out with the character. They were all fighting the writers for more screen time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnpLOfR-omM

The rest of that^ is great to watch. Dr Crusher takes a dig at the writers for sacking her after asking for more storylines.

>>81014696

Note that nobody wants to use the holodeck to play as Harry Potter.

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>Computer, run program Picard_69
>seal the holodeck door until the conclusion of the program
>disengage all safety protocols
>engage!

>it's a 'tetryon particles ruin everything' episode

>Lloyd Braun from Seinfeld fucks Deanna Troi
Kek

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>>81015591

Picard is literally a piece of shit.

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>>81016208
Eww. Nasty.

>>81014034
Oh man I can still remember all the autism from the trekies when this got released. It was unreal.

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>>81013117
underrated post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x1oQJiajB4

Pure Trek KINO

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How's my dukat doodle

>>81019592
das it mayne

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>>81019691
Pah Wraiths got me like

>>81017207
Meanwhile, Gates is prime ginger gilf.

>>81018551
That was embarrassingly queer.

>>81014696
wyk Data was gay.

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Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.

Only if you think that old, saggy, haggy, smelly whores are prime ginger gilfs.

Go for it, granny chaser.

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Gaaaaargh get this fucking thing off me!!

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>>81013117

>>81014242
Just wait three more seasons. In the meantime sit back and enjoy Dax and BIG KLINGON COCKS.

>>81018551

Let's get them in touch with the Darmok guys.

>>81020125
The Picard/Borg arc could have been so much better executed. The guy got literally raped and everything taken away from him to the point he was just mere flesh. Pretty disturbing.

And the only thing we got was some two episode special and a reference every one in a while. Oh yeah and that movie with Rambo Picard.

>>81019592
How's high school going buddy?

>>81020428
You broke your ship

>>81020428
>The Picard/Borg arc could have been so much better executed.

agreed

>>81020428
we had an entire episode of him thinking about leaving Starfleet and crying with his brother plus all the references in various episodes

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

>>81013117
Genuine kek

Just watched the two Scorpion episodes and read that Kes is leaving next episode, like what the fuck she hasn't evolved at all since the first season. Was there no plan with her mind powers or anything?

>>81014034
It is unapologetically the worst theme.

>>81021632
literally nobody cares about kes. she craved holo-cock.

at least she was better than motherfucking neelix, aka wesley crusher but in a kitchen.

>>81021652
anon, you're getting mixed up with voyager.

>>81021748
Dude, I love enterprise but the theme song is shit

>>81021706
Neelix and Kes for cutest couple it showed that even us ugly guys can land a pixie cut beauty

>>81013117
>the computer superheats the tea up to 140°C and gives Picard 3rd degree burns all over the inside of his esophagus

And before you start bitching, it's possible to heat coffee above a hundred degrees, look up superheating.

>Computer
>please recreate a german death camp like those found in Germany in 1945 by the soviets and Americans
>no data found
What the fuck was the point of this scene?

>>81021807
neelix was literally pointless

>Everyone, red alert, we have some random delta quadrant alien attacking the ship with superdooper nuke missiles
>Tuvok, what do you think we should do?
>"well captain, I believe we should [science babble]
>And you, Chakotay?
>"animal guides and shit."
>kk bb. Paris, steer the ship and buy us some time
>"Alright, captain"
>Any final ideas, Neelix? ...Neelix??
>"Oh, I made this delicious vulcancock soup, captain, you must try it!"

>>81021983
I liked when Neelix had some relevant shit to say about the space they were traveling in desu

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>>81021983
>vulcancock soup

>>81022054
he kind of stopped doing that after the first season, kek.

>>81014034
Fuck the voyager theme. I watch the show like an autist but the theme makes me rage

>>81014616

anyone else a mommy incest watcher?

>>81022173
Actschully it was the second season

>>81020319
And then she dies for no reason

>>81014908
Brent seems like he was really well liked by the cast.

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>>81022428
She was a consultant, not a hot shot Tom Paris type.

>>81021913
But it's tea, not coffee.

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>>81022351

No, it was literally the third season in "Fair Trade" when they get to the Nekrit expanse.

This shit is easily confirmable at Memory Alpha, just tip tap type too away on this here interwebulars.

>signed with l0ve revvit

>>81022834
I loved that episode

>>81022834
we're talking informally

neelix stopped being useful by the second season.

>>81022935
Neelix stopped being useful once he left the ship in the third to last episode "Homestead" because they no longer had a cook which saved them rations.

Just being technical here #teamneelix

Disliking VOY is a meme

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>>81022924

I agree.

Mr. Mot is a card.

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>>81023043
I meant fair trade. Who the fuck watches TNG?

>>81023116

TNG comes on BBC all the time, what (You)niverse do you live in?

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>>81022834
sonic showers, food synthesizers, teleporters, warp travel, holodecks, .....


But yea they need an alien clipping hair.

>>81023159
Delicious

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>>81021807
> it showed that even us ugly guys can land a pixie cut beauty

Rom did a better job of that.

also, friendly reminder that THIS guy married Christina Hendricks

>>81023217

And by that logic they don't need a crew either, save a few bridge officers.

Should they expose their skulls to some holodeck program that will inevitably need the safety protocols off to perform the cut or some radiation shit like the shaver Geordi used?

Nah, I'll go with tried and true, trusted Mr. Mot whose banter is legendary.

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>>81023116
>Who the fuck watches TNG?

The Next Gay-narration.

I recently watched Babylon 5, will I be able to watch Deep Space nine without retching or should I go with something more palatable?

>>81014512

>kid leaning against wall, playing on mobile

ahead of its time

>>81023408
>I recently watched Babylon 5

My condolences.

I gave up after the first season felt like a self - inflicted lobotomy.

>>81023116
TNG is my favorite. There's only 78 episodes of TOS, and Voyager is basically a less inspiring replica of TNG.

>>81023406

How are we today Mr. Repost?

>>81023408
DS9, aka Deep Sleep Nine.
The series was basically a huge "fuck you" to everything Gene Roddenberry, TOS, and TNG established.
The only episodes that fans think are great are the ones most like ST TOS, and TNG.

>>81023769
>The series was basically a huge "fuck you" to everything Gene Roddenberry

This is Mr. Repost's set-up to the ">Roddenberry was a" pasta.

He's done it a million times.

>>81023769
this is sadly true

TOS and TNG were about human can become better than what we currently are and build a better future, then DS9 happened and humans were just the same depraved, evil, mean spirited creatures as always which I guess makes it "realistic" but totally destroys what Star Trek was about to turn the show into another one of the thousand that focus on the bad aspects of humanity

>>81023832
I'm not Mr.Repost. Whomever your Mr.Repost is, he did not post that.

Star Trek for better or for worse is a part of who I am. I've enjoyed Star Trek all of my life.

Reminder that Sisko and Archer are /our guys/, every other captain is reddit.

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>>81023919
>DS9 happened and humans were just the same depraved, evil, mean spirited creatures as always which I guess makes it "realistic" but totally destroys what Star Trek was about to turn the show into another one of the thousand that focus on the bad aspects of humanity

Do what? Where in the series was this ever a pattern? Most of the unethical stuff was done by the alien races, mainly Cardassians.

You'll have to list at least 20-25 episodes and not on some tenuous b-plot thread either.

The series was welcome departure from "we're on a ship in space traveling to and fro" and made the aliens and tenants of DS9 a large alien tapestry, a hub of sorts, upon which this large backdrop was illustrated over many years.

You don't have to like it, but it definitely wasn't bad and two or three episodes of Sisko making questionable decisions or two or three episodes of Section 31 making the questionable decisions does not make your post true whatsoever.

>>81024094
Sisko is a literal war criminal who cared more about personal revenge than the Federation

Which always makes me cringe when faggots compare him to Kirk

>>81013117
bahahahahahahahahaha

>it's a use the raw bluescreen as the sky on an alien planet episode

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>it's a Q episode

/virgin/ general??

>>81023919
Many people have trouble accepting that people in a different time could seem different from us. In Star Trek they had cured all our struggles with technology, and they were doing so good they were out in space helping others.

We live in cynical times when our future seems to point more in the direction of Idiocracy than of Star Trek.

Still it is easy to be cynical, to blame others, to want to be the pretend online comedians then to risk believing in something greater than ourselves.
I suppose it could be a lack of imagination, lack of true inspiration.

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>>81024175

.

>>81024274
>Space; The final frontier...but what if it wasn't?

>>81024372
>were out in space helping others as long as they had warp drive and not those who actually needed help.

Ftfy.

>>81024196
>it's a use the raw bluescreen as the background in a feature film episode

Almost done with TNG. Do I watch the movies next or TOS?

>>81024541
You can either go forward with DS9 or to the movies (I'm assuming you mean the original crew's movies). If you grow to love the characters in the movies, watch TOS. If you haven't watched the TNG movies, I wish you luck going through them (but you should watch the TOS movies first).

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>>81023159
>TNG comes on BBC all the time

Why am I not surprised?

>>81024472
The Prime Directive prohibits Starfleet personnel from interfering with the internal development of alien civilizations. History has proved again and again that whenever mankind interferes with a less developed civilization, no matter how well intentioned that interference may be, the results are invariably disastrous.

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>>81023919

Friendly reminder:

>Roddenberry wanted men making out in "Encounter at Farpoint"

>Roddenberry hated God so much that he needed Q to deal with his endless hatred of God even though no one else wanted Q

>Roddenberry wanted no interpersonal conflict, not even minor disagreements

>Roddenberry was the one who demanded dresses on men as well as women instead of a formality that existed by the end of Season 6

>Roddenberry gave the franchise to Berman who, despite his flaws and agreement with Roddenberry's "vision", knew it would fail if it went down that route

We should all thank Rick Berman and Mike Piller for saying no to that queer commie after he croaked.

>>81014463
kek

>>81025291
just post all the other stuff already and be done with this thread, faggot

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>>81025291
so, he did nothing wrong?

>>81025291
Yes, but none of that happened, and Berman, and Piller wouldn't have had Star Trek without Gene. I'll agree they helped shape it, but also interject that DS9 was going to far in tearing it apart.

I like that both directions kept it in balance.

>>81025498
ds9 was a step in the right direction, expanding the universe and exploring new storylines. instead they keep receding back into formula and endless reboots that fail

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Can someone post that list rating all DS9 episodes?

I think I just watched the best of all.

>>81026031
>We never got more Bondshir after this because MGM screeched autistically and instead we got Vic "Boomer Pandering" Fontaine's stupid nightclub completely with anguishingly long singing filler scenes.

Thanks copyright laws, you really came through for quality entertainment yet again.

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>>81026031
https://imgur.com/a/XwHGU

>>81026031
That's a great one.
You've still got the best season ahead of you though

>>81027202
>The best is yet to come.
Fixed that for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Jq26BCwDs

>>81027124
I'm butthurt this guy never finished Voyager and Enterprise.

I'm knee-deep in shittrek and without my guide when I needed him most.

>>81027429
The last guides came out on 2016-04-01.

I'm crossing my fingers for an Enterprise guide on 2017-04-01.

>>81021271
Classic :)

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>>81014164
>Computer, generate a universe where I'm not a 27 year old kissless virgin
>Happy 28th birthday ... virgin

>>81027631
Actually, you're replying to a poorly-made fake.

>>81027124
ahhahah that one for the original motion picture KINO

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>>81027538
>Enterprise guide

We don't need no stinkin guide.

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>>81023159
>>81023228

i think the inherent irony here is this the first thing you faggots think when reading that post is gay sex

I would rather watch Crusher fuck a magic candle, warp 10 salamanders fuck each other, and Alamorain count to four than watch a single episode of ENT.

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>>81014709
>>magic "traveller" tells picard that wesley has almost supernatural, space and time-bending talents

they were trying to normalize pedophilia and it worked

>>81029414
reddit

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>>81027262
ah yes, of course, the "best"

>>81029513
>have the power to stop time.
>let some cardi doing nothing wrong get blasted by a phaser.

>>81029803
Yeah that was retarded, although at least Cassidy Yates tells him he's being retarded and he changes his mind. I feel like in 2017 trek Sisko's position would have been the "right" one and they would have just deleted the Vic's nightclub program for being racially insensitive or something.

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>>81012711

>Computer, simulate Counselor Troi and increase abdominal elasticity by 1,000,000%
>insert photon torpedo into her anus and set a 5 second timer
>disengage safety protocols

>>81029898
no sisko would bitch the video game doesnt have enough minorities and add them in.

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>>81022397
>no reason

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>>81029990
Okay, here's the real reason:

She wanted a downgrade to recurring character (like Garak or Nog or Martok) and Rick Berman refused.

>>81030152
Ezri was better than Jadzia anyway. I just wish she replaced her in like season 4 or 5 instead of 7.

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>>81030321
>Ezri was better than Jadzia anyway.

Yeah but no one thinks otherwise so it's like saying Ruth's Chris is better than Outback.

>>81030420
I wish this were true, but Jadziafags are unfortunately infested throughout the trek community like roaches.

>>81029119
Why do people always say that Star Trek is for homosexuals? What is it about it that specifically appeals to the homosexual community?

>>81013117
Devilish

>>81014423
10x kek

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>>81030645
>Why do people always say that Star Trek is for homosexuals?

I've never heard it said except for a single poster on these /trek/ generals who calls anything that isn't Enterprise a bad facsimile and/or "queer".

>>81021983
too accurate

>>81030961
Why is that homosexual man sitting at the front of the class? Is he their leader or something?

When did the /trek/ sub4chan become almost nothing but cynicism, abuse, and regurgitation?

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Everyone else ready for grimdark ultra-feminist Star Trek?

Also when the hell are we going to get a proper trailer?

>>81031329
1966

>>81031471
Is it really going to manifest? Seems like a clusterfuck of a disaster but I admit I haven't been following too closely.

>>81021789
>Whaaaaa, I want my orchestral music. Mommy, give me comfort-tendies!

>>81031471
I'm ready for a mediocre, middle-of-the-road series that's nothing like the disaster predicted by 4chan.

>>81031586
So Enterprise: Part Deux?

I mean that's the been the most likely case since they announced it was going to be a prequel series... Such a fucking shame that that rumour it was going to be an anthology turned out to be false.

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>>81031329
>When did the /trek/ sub4chan become almost nothing but cynicism, abuse, and regurgitation?

It is the toil of a singular glob of living beef who needs repetition and it's reaction to continue existing.

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>Relentlessly hit on Jadzia the entire first season, like that's 90% of your character
>Jadzia finally kisses you
>Don't know what to do

is he /our autist/ ?

anyone can dump the latest info on the new trek trainwreck I get all my news from 4chan

>>81031931
Official True Facts Copypasta for Star Trek: Discovery [version 0.9.3]

The Good
>created by Bryan Fuller
>Rod "my father is a shitbag" Roddenberry producing
>Nicholas Meyer (Star Treks II, IV and VI) in the writers' room
>Joe Menosky (Darmok and other classics) in the writers' room
>Jason Isaacs as captain of the USS Discovery
>Doug Jones as a science officer on the USS Discovery
>Anthony Rapp as another science officer on the USS Discovery
>Michelle Yeoh as a recurring character and the captain of another ship, the USS Shenzhou
>airing on Netflix worldwide (except in America and Canada)

The Neutral
>Sonequa Martin-Green as the executive officer (and lead character) of the USS Discovery
>Mary Wiseman as a cadet interning on the USS Discovery
>James Frain as Young Sarek
>Terry Serpico as a Starfleet Admiral
>Maulik Pancholy and Sam Vartholomeos as recurring characters on the USS Shenzhou
>some Klingons on another ship are recurring characters
>TOS era
>delayed until Fall 2017
>but at least they finally started filming in January

The Bad
>Bryan Fuller has left, saying "I’m not involved in production, or postproduction"
>Alex Kurtzman producing
>Akiva Goldsman producing
>first episode on TV, then all subsequent episodes only on CBS All Access (in America)
>a fucking prequel

That's it. That's all we know about STD. Everything else is rumors and guesses.

>>81032050
Good run down.

>>81032050
Meyer as writer is the only thing in the so-called "Good" list that's actually good.

You have painted a bleak picture.

>>81032128
Please explain what's wrong with the other items in the good list.

>>81014463
this would be a cake walk for the Enterprise comptuer

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>>81032174
*cough*

>>81032050
>created by Bryan Fuller

This means absolutely nothing as anything positive that he originally would undoubtedly change in the interim.

He's barely even involved other than consultancy.

>>81029513
That episode was about:
>muh native indians

>>81032161
>created by Bryan Fuller
I've seen all of Bryan Fuller's Star Trek episodes and don't think he's very good. I've also watched some Pushing Daisies and Hannibal episodes and I really don't like him.
>Rod "my father is a shitbag" Roddenberry producing
Rod Roddenberry is a disrespectful jerk who has no accomplishments besides having the name Roddenberry.
>Joe Menosky (Darmok and other classics) in the writers' room
Darmok is not only overrated, but also one of the worst episodes EVER of TNG.
>Jason Isaacs as captain of the USS Discovery
Jason Isaacs at best is merely okay, and the captain is set to be a secondary character in this series. Or is that just a rumor and guess?
>Doug Jones as a science officer on the USS Discovery
>Anthony Rapp as another science officer on the USS Discovery
No idea who these people are. If they're amazing actors who bring a lot to the table, please forgive this oversight.
>Michelle Yeoh as a recurring character and the captain of another ship, the USS Shenzhou
The bitch who ruined Supercop isn't an asset, anywhere, ever.
>airing on Netflix worldwide (except in America and Canada)
Netflix is cancer.

>>81032317
>Darmok is not only overrated, but also one of the worst episodes EVER of TNG.
Okay, well this is a list of bad items FOR YOU, but people who aren't contrarians might disagree.

>>81032373
Contrarian is an impotent insult, it means nothing other than disagreeing with the majority.

If you don't worship Hillary Clinton, you're a contrarian.

>>81032373

not him and I agree with most of that list except for maybe Darmok and the Netflix part.
It is overrated but not bad either.
You've inflated your list and it needs serious amending unless you are a shill doing your job.

Rod Roddenberry being involved means nothing, the guy created two documentaries in his life, never actually wrote anything

Whoever doug jones and anthony rapp are, having a " gay exomycologist" being played by one of them sounds like a bad joke if you think about the shape of a mushroom.

michelle yeoh is a worse asian actor than Linda Park who played Sato on Enterprise and when it was announced I was confused as to how she would fit in as a rather drab mannequin but im willing to give her the benefit of the doubt for the time being.

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>>81030645
I thought about this as well. In fact, it makes no sense for wanting homosexuality in Star Trek because in that future/universe they would have already found a cure for it. In fact, the Eugenics program proves my theory. According to ST lore, the Eugenics program proved successful by making supermen perfect in every accept where it counts the most: the soul. In the DS9 episodes where it was disovered that Bashir was an augment they mentioned that genetic augmentation was only for people with defects. Obviously, faggotry would have been cured right along with depression and pedophilia.

>>81032470
>Rod Roddenberry being involved means nothing, the guy created two documentaries in his life, never actually wrote anything
You should actually watch his Trek Nation documentary. It's pretty good. He appreciates Star Trek without worshipping it, and he's unafraid to call out bullshit for what it is.

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If Neelix's character was replaced entirely by this guy and he had like an adoptive father relationship with Kes instead being her creepy pedo boyfriend, how much better would Voyager have been overall?

>>81032542
>You should actually watch his Trek Nation documentary. It's pretty good. He appreciates Star Trek without worshipping it, and he's unafraid to call out bullshit for what it is.

I did, I agree, and that's all immaterial to the creation of science fiction on television.

It was essentially "my daddy's not that special" the film.

Please tell me how his work, or lack thereof, makes it great?

For fuck's sake, he was thumbs upping everything JJ did and clearly seemed more interested in behind the scenes issues so it's two-fold irrelevant information in regards to the potential quality of the new show.

>>81023217
Computers can't be creative and a touchyfeely organisation like Star Fleet doesn't want to offend some shitty space backwater because the holodeck doesn't recognise their retarded local haircuts.

>>81032617
It means that he's going to be pushing for actual quality instead of just "This is what my dad would want, so let's go with that".

>Please tell me how his work, or lack thereof, makes it great?
Just "good" news, not "great".

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>>81031329
>When did the /trek/ sub4chan become almost nothing but cynicism, abuse, and regurgitation?
>the /trek/ sub4chan

Sometime following the forced immigration of reddit refugees some time ago.

Before that, nobody whined so much.

>>81032706
Not that anon, but just wondering: are you a monarchist? Please be honest

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>>81032597
I liked that Pitcher Plant episode because it revealed just how fucking useless and anciliary Neelix was.

>falls into a coma where he doesn't meet his family, Alixia, other Talaxians
>instead, greets generic Starfleet admirals who are probably Sec.31 in disguise looking to get the drop on this new species

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>>81032493
Thank you. You make some very good points, and I agree with them.

>it's another good aliens actually turn out to be evil episode
Someone should have told the writers that a twist doesn't work if you do it every time.

>>81033753
It's basically why The Inner Light is considered one of the best episodes.

>I bet this is some alien plot to take over the Enterprise or something! Any minute now Picard's fake wife will ask him for the command codes!
>Oh wait, they're totally benevolent and just want someone to remember how they were before they died.

It's one of the main problems with Voyager. Voyager should have been about Voyager making alliances and forging a rudimentary federation in the delta quadrant as they went along. Instead it's alien species of the week tries to steal/destroy voyager.

>>81033905
Why do you bloviate so much

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>>81033219
>that bulge

>>81033905
How many times exactly did Voyager get commandeered anyway? It seems to happen every other episode.

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>>81033946
>Did you mean: uncomfortable and slightly nervous tailors

>>81014435

that was the big turnoff for me

my mom used to blast the rod stewart one long before the show was around and it grew on me, then they used that cheaper knockoff version..

>>81013117
spbp

>>81034036
>Well, Captain, we've defeated the Space Pirates once again.
>And fortunately for us, they replenished our supply of torpedoes while they were here.

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>>81013117

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TELL ME ABOUT TROI'S ASS, WHY IS IT SO FAT?

FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY STARSHIP

>>81014512

there was nothing wrong with the wesley character

there was everything wrong with wil wheton

>>81013117
Anon, try not to lay awake all night chuckling at all the (You)s you received. We need you here bright and early tomorrow.

Why have the last seven posts been of such poor quality?

Is it all the same person? Do you lot just not care anymore?

>>81022194
what's wrong with the Voyager theme? I think it's pretty and adventurous. DS9 is my favorite Trek but I think it has the worst orchestral theme, it's actually really boring.

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>>81012711
>Computer, simulate early 21st century imageboard, subsection: Television and Movies.
>Also, simulate list of late 20th century "Kino", cross section with our database of most obscure films, thread name: If your favorite films aren't on this list you're a pleb and should sterilize yourself. Execute program.

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>>81030961
>asian guy at the helm
RODENBERRYYYYYYYY

>>81034300
>there was nothing wrong with the wesley character
t. Milo

>>81034572
I was Wesley's age when I first saw TNG, and had perfect SAT scores and had been admitted to college early. I felt a kinship. I'm glad Wesley's character existed, it's why I am the person I am today.

>>81034521
>Operation not permitted: According to United Federation of Planets resolution 23894307543/RGD/59338-1, use of the word 'pleb' is considered a hate crime.

I just saw that episode in TNG where sexy ass Riker brought fucking eye crack to the Enterprise and spread it around like an STD aside from fucking Wesley getting to touch youg qt famous hottie Riker got into no trouble whatsoever in the following episodes, not even a "control your tumescence number one, not all of us wish to be addicts" reprimand or anything. Wtf Starfleet?

>>81034653
That shit happens every week on every ship in the fleet.

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>>81021271

>>81034745
dont ever post here again

>>81027085
i fucking hate vic fontaine so much, his episodes are some of the only ones i skip on rewatch

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>>81034636
>Computer, override Federation hate speech protocols under authorization: Picard, Jean Luc Alpha-Tango-Five-Niner.
>Command code is not authorized for operation.
>On who's orders?
>Admiral Jeremiah Goldstein

>>81032050
>Rod Roddenberry
>Rod Rod
Gene was such a fag.

>>81033946
You gotta wonder who's job it was to sculpt those wrinkles to get them looking just right.

>>81036424
Michael Westmore.

>tfw VOY and ENT are your favorite
>tfw alone

>>81036906
Enterprise gets too much hate in our fandom. It's the fourth-best Star Trek.

Voyager gets too much hate in our fandom. It's the fifth-best Star Trek.

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;_;
Tuvok deserved a better show

>>81032631
sure proper AI can be creative and touchfeely if it is needed

>>81034653
https://youtu.be/IBWFJrUEaqI

>from wikipedia's Terry Farrell page
>divorced her husband
>she said that she and Deep Space Nine co-star Michael Dorn have always been good friends
KLINGONED

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>>81041098

>>81041098
>Farrell and Baker have been divorced since December 2015.[5] In an interview in 2011, she said that she and Deep Space Nine co-star Michael Dorn have always been good friends.[6] In late 2016, Farrell announced that she was in a relationship with Adam Nimoy, son of Leonard Nimoy who played Spock in the original Star Trek series, and accompanied him on promotional duties for his documentary For the Love of Spock.

She seems to be a few years late of mid-life crisis and wanting to get all her sexual energies accounted for in this decade before time claims her.

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>>81036906
for all it's flaws, voyager was a good show with a cast that gelled together

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>>81017976
Superior version

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>>81027660
Hurrr durr. Caring about filenames.

The meme started on iOS. iOS had an update and what was previously "image.jpg" for everything is now using a numbering system.

>Computer. Replicate the average living quarters of the NEET manchild people of the early 21st century. Say 2017. Two monitors. Comfy chair. Messy desk.
>Replicate internet activity of a random March day of that year.
Maximum comfy.

>>81042215
I agree, I think the show gets an unfair amount of criticism just because it isn't TNG. There were certainly things the show could have done better, but it's hardly the unwatchable garbage people make it out to be. Enjoyable trek I give it 6/10 tbհ

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>>81034837
Lost it here.

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>>81042734
the cast is so annoying compared to tng.

>tuvok perpetual annoyed vulcan.
>kim constantly whining about being stuck in the delta quad and getting women.
>torres nonstop bitching about retards.
>7of9
>neelix sucking up because hes worthless.
>chakatoy crazy indian they were forced to turn into a board most of the series.
>paris a constantly sarcastic jerkoff.
>insaneway blasting her way across other races borders.

>Computer, generate a Star Trek fan from the 21th century who dislikes the episode titled Sub Rosa
>[BEEP] Unable to comply. Parameters incompatible

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>>81043136
>Sub Rosa

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Whoever the meme machine is in here, we value your contributions to r/DaystromInstitute!

>>81043136
>21th

>>81043098
You can reduce the cast of any star trek show to an exaggerated version of their main character trait.

>>81043397
yeah but the main trait doesnt have to be "annoying cunt" every single time.

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>>81043508
>yeah but the main trait doesnt have to be "annoying cunt" every single time.

different anon.

assuming you're not trolling, which is a large assumption, they are not "every single time" an annoying cunt just because you want convince yourself they are. please consider elaborating specifically and in great detail how on every single episode at every single time they are an "annoying cunt" or just stop posting because the entire point of the exchange was to be honest about the show, not go full strawman hyperbole summation of the cast.

>Computer, create 2000 nubian princes
>Ensure members are 10" minimum
>Give them the knowledge of this ship
>make them self aware they are holograms and know the route to reach Captain Picard
>Ensure they are sexually aroused at the sight of Captain Picard
>disable all safety protocols

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>>81043747

>Access to this program has been restricted by Lt. Cmdr. Natasha Yar

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>>81014512

because your character and Will Wheaton were total dicks
plus nepotism in Starfleet

extra credit: DS9 sucked cuz stinky space hag

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>I wish I could tell you that Picard fought the good fight, and the [Duras] Sisters let him be.
>I wish I could tell you that, but Qo'Nos is no fairy-tale world.
>He never said who did it. But we all knew.*

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>>81043846

god i hated her.
ds9 is horrible, especially if you watched B5 before, without this family show shit.

>>81044176

With "family show shit" he must mean star trek.

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>>81034255

my sides

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>>81034615
>it's why I am the person I am today.

who thinks this is kewl

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>gangraped as a teen
>raped by a robot while on the Enterprise
>kidnapped by a planet full of Blacks
>bullied by Q
>killed pointlessly by a tar monster
>missed out on making a fortune from TNG's success

Tasha had a hard life

>>81044675
>character called Yasha Tar
>is killed by a tar monster

P O T T E R Y

also she is the one that raped Data
it was like taking advantage of an autistic kid

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>it's a Harry Kim gets to fuck a dead chick episode

>>81036947
5th and 6th if you count the TOS movies as separate

>>81032493
Homosexuality is natures response to over population, in Wrath of Khan the genesis device was created to counter galactic over population ergo homosexuality still exists in the 23rd century.

In space a hole is just a hole

>>81014034
objectively wrong
This should have been the opening:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RAuU9URKY4

>>81045786
How can there be overpopulation in a post-scarcity society with access to countless planets?

>>81046812
Well there are only a certain number of planets that can sustain carbon based life forms, out of all those the federation can only use the unpopulated ones within their borders. They talk about the genesis device solving this issue but I'm just extrapolating using certain dialogue from WoK

>>81042574
You know that mobileposting is universally recognized as shitposting, right?

Drop that toy and get a real computer.

>>81038053
When will he get his chance?

>>81047057
Could be solved by building massive space stations

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>>81047141
he always has star trek: lelgrenades h-haha

>>81047434
Russ has such a qt smile

>>81043819

WE

>>81047598
WILL

>>81045786
>Homosexuality is natures response to over population

In rats.

>>81047625
retard

>>81036513
I wasn't talking about makeup, you stupid moron.

Why are trektards so goddamned clueless?

>>81047831
cocksucker

>>81014164
You could at least put some thought into it.

>Computer, simulate a universe where people like me
>Plausibility buffer exceeded

>>81043632

t. Yet another annoying cunt

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>>81030645

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>>81051118
Faggots just can't get their damaged brains around the fact that naked men appeal to women.

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>>81051365
Charles "Just the Trip" Tucker III was the everyman who could snatch Vulcan pussy like a champ.

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>>81051593

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What was this?

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Is he /our guy/?

>>81044759

>Data being affected by that hornyfuck sustenance

>always want a star trek roleplay

>can never find one

how is it this hard for two trekkies to jerk off

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>>81052464

>>81053056
i dont get this meme

>>81053144
Two words: Fucking queers.

Holy shit generations was terrible. I didn't remember it to be that bad. Worst with I and V.

Also what's the chance we get new good trek anytime soon? Are they planning new movies?

>>81055154
Yeah the next one is being written now there's no word on a release date but 2019 seems like a safe vet. Did you see beyond?

>>81013117
Explain why people think this post is funny?

>>81055528
He is asking ho tea and is telling the computer to disengage safety protocols, this implies he is asking for something so hot that will be harmful to drink

>>81055371
Nah, I got pretty bummed out after the second one, but will watch it soon. I heard it was better at least.

Trek had some great movies and some really terrible, so I'll always have hope at least. Even the first 15 minutes of generations was pretty Kino.

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>>81055154
>Also what's the chance we get new good trek anytime soon?

Yet another sad victim of garbage trek addiction.

You were already given good Trek, but to no avail. Your problem lies in the fact that you were fed garbage trek for so long that you became accustomed to eating garbage. Then when you were finally served a bit of Enterprise, which is actually the Prime Rib of Star Trek, your acquired taste for garbage forced you to spit it out as if it were poison.

How very unfortunate for you.

>>81055640
Huh. An alright joke I guess.

>>81055756
Beyond isn't perfect but it is the best trek since first contact.

I recently watched through the franchise in chronologically starting with enterprise and it balances the next gen movies well but it also makes it to obvious how little thought was put into them from a writing perspective. Next generation should've ended with a multiple episode arc crossing over with TOS and all good things should've been the first movie

>>81056037

How do you do it?

Like what kind of life do you live to continually play this role in every Trek thread where anything that isn't Enterprise or a benign inquiry into the new Trek is aggressively shot down as "queer" and some other unintelligible nonsense that even you probably don't understand.

I think you're a closeted homosexual and you're now a victim of your own trolling.

Now go on and respond with a picture of Picard in dress uniform.

>>81056133
It's actually a very stupid joke that only very stupid people find funny.

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>>81056303
Lol. Yeah, to hear faggots tell it, everyone who is disgusted by faggots are actually secret faggots.

Oh, the projection.

Can it, you sniveling sissy. That shit doesn't fly anymore. Bottom line: Faggotry is a mental disorder. Always has been, and always will be.

>>81056697
See what I mean? You claim I'm projecting but by not actually addressing the post you've gone in to full deflection mode and you're the one who reposts constantly homoerotic imagery.

Sorry, dude. You're obsession can very much be misconstrued as overcompensating for fear of being seen as homosexual. Which is a very real fear of closeted men.

I dare you to actually address both of my posts.

>>81056794
Why do so many faggots delude themselves with the notion that straight men are "afraid" of homos?

You stupid moron. Disgust does not equal fear. What you queers want is for people to be afraid of expressing their disgust.

Too bad. That's not going to happen.

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I finally saw Beyond, it was okay. I don't know why some people were saying it was amazing. The Story was bland and the villain was fucking stupid. It was more enjoyable than the other two at least (Yorktown and the USS Franklin were cool also).

Seriously though can these films come up with something other than "Dude bad guy with a scary ship(s) wants revenge lmao" for once?

The old movies only had one story like that, most of the time they were doing fun shit like going back in time to get some whales or finding God.

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>>81057238
Thank you for again deflecting away from my points.

It's not that you say you are disgusted by homosexuals (yeah, sure you are), it's that you live a role of being disgusted at every avenue, to the point of going out of your way to post about your disgust over and over and over again when gays are entirely irrelevant with the posts themselves.

I'm sorry to announce this to you but you might just be a poofter in denial.

>https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/Meh_ro10752.png/

>>81038053

Indeed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXtjlHmZiQI

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>>81057457

>>81057546
>Obsessed homosexual tries to school me on obsession.

You really are one to talk about obsession, lol.

Tell me, what about my post >>81056037 -
which contained not a single word about homosexuality - prompted you to start this convo with me in regard to your own obsession with faggotry in your immediate reply here >>81056303 ?

Why can't you just accept the fact that you're a disgusting degenerate and move on?

Because you're not normal. That's why.

>>81057995

You fuck dudes, it's pretty much apparent at this point.

My first response here - >>81056303 was discussing your entire posting modus operandi which is to call out any Trek other than Enterprise as queer "and some other unintelligible nonsense that even you probably don't understand".

Because you lack the critical thinking to connect the dots that your continual, obsessive posting and reposting is nothing but the ramblings of a gay man in denial?

No, you can't claim the high ground now by me pointing out your recidivist shitposting behavior here - >>81057546 - with complete screencap going back to September.

If you didn't respond to every post with "fag" or "queer" somewhere in it and the frightened NEED to make anyone and everyone around you seem homosexual, then maybe you'd actually get legit responses from people who frequent these threads.

You're a shitposting fraud who hates himself secretly and needs to come up with something original, come out of the closet to what's left of your family, or just leave.

You lack the wherewithal and courage to do any of the three unfortunately.

>>81017976
>>81042255
Audible keking

Keep dreaming Percy. The only one you're making a fool of is yourself. Those aren't even all my posts. So you wasted your time in your obsessive quest in the archives.

kek

Now go eat a dick. We're done.