>800 word essay on German cinema due in 4 days I'm

>>80986332
It's going to be extremely painful.

I did a 2500 word essay on Eastern European cinema and only focused on one decade of films in post-war Poland, after cutting down 80% of my inital ideas, 800 words should be no more than an hours worth of research and write up

in conclusion, it is safe to state that the op is either a troll, or a massive retard

>>80986332
800 words about Batman v Superman shouldn't be that hard desu

>>80986332

800,000 word fanfiction about the gilmore girls due tomorrow.

thankfully i'm autistic so it's really no problem.

https://www.fanfiction.net/community/Longest-Stories/64113/

>>80986332
You literally just have to write about kino

Literal kino

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>just want to forget about my ms thesis due in two months
>getting nothing done
>escape to /tv/
>/tv/ memes about assignment due dates

>>80986332

what director are you going to focus on? i'm not too familiar with german cinema but i think herzog would be a good choice. also maybe wim wenders or fassbinder.

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>16 word essay on literally anything due in next week
>can't stop shitposting on /tv/

wikipedia + talking about how there isnt enough diversity in it

guaranteed A+

>1500 word essay on King Lear due tomorrow
>finished it and handed it in 3 weeks ago

BAs are a fucking joke, I should've done a degree that actually gave me a work schedule as an excuse not to get part time work

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS

>>80986332

do propaganda films. easy peasy

>>80986430

>800000 words
>1777.8 pages

who the fuck reads this?

>>80986636

something tells me the professor doesn't want a paper about leni riefenstahl

>>80986585
The BBC is fat and meaty. Its dark proprieties have great contrast with the white skin.

>>80986666

checked.

i have no fucking idea. i can't imagine anyone reading a fanfiction with 800,000 plus words. that's longer than war and peace.

>>80986578
probably fritz lang

>>80986332
>800 words
that's literally nothing. You can bullshit anything for at least 1200 words.

>>80986792

can't believe i forgot fritz lang. M. is one of my favorite movies.

just talk a lot about Dr. Caligari, Nosferatu, and M and you'll be set

>>80986804
>>80986867
Probably gonna write about die nibelungen. It's 5 hours long so I highly doubt the prof is gonna be able to keep track of all the random shit ill throw on it

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>>80986666
Look into the abyss

>2 syllable essay on my favorite color due in a month
>haven't started

fuck me

>>80986332
Nigger I had to write a 1000 word essay on the importance of awareness and responsibility in basic in 2 fucking nights. Get over it.

>>80986332
Right about GW Pabst's Dreigroschenoper and the wonder of socialism and East German cinema.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq7dOeCAdjg

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>>80986585
Split the contraction and you're all done

>>80986393
U U
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>2500 word paper on the eutectic point of cyclohexane and benzene due tomorrow and I haven't started and keep baneposting

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Write about the films of Fassbinder, their content is' right up your alley.

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hmmmm....

>>80987443
That >>80987890 was for (You).

>>80986430
Is there even fucking and lewdness allowed in fanfics anymore? I used to read them in places I couldn't safely look at porn and then I remember they banned hardcore sex and I never looked back.

is steppenwoflf a good movie?

>>80986595

My professor is an 80 year old white dude who loves John ford movies I'm sure he doesn't give a shit about diversity

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>>80986332
You think that's bad? I have a 25 word essay due in 10 weeks on how /tv/ and reddit aren't the same. I'm fucked.

I got a 400 word essay due tomorrow on how baneposting will be a dead meme by July 2017 once the majority of baneposters turn 18 or finally have sex. Easy shit.