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>be me >trained since literally fucking childbirth to serve

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>be me
>trained since literally fucking childbirth to serve
>AKU, THE MASTER OF MASTERS
>entire family killed in brutal training
>you and your six crack shit sisters go out to
>KILL THE SAMURAH
>elite spec ops xcom delta levels of tracking and cqb
>find the samurah
>ambush and fight him for some hours
>destroy the fuck
>he kills a sister and fucks off with a kidney wound and a michael bay explosion
>0shitsgiven.jpeg
>throw your sister outside for being such a faggot
>fag samurah healed by wild wolf
>from kidney stab, extreme bleeding and PTSD into fuck-off machine
>this time he ambushes you
>a literal fucking caveman kills two sisters with stone spears
>go get him
>>>>>>>read again, a barely armed naked caveman
>wrecks your shit
>kills you all
>"you will die samura-"
>drops you from a cliff at least a kilometer high
>be falling
>the branch breaks
>the massive faggot falls
>missionaccomplishedlolxd
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the only thing that matter was that she was extra thicc
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>>80982599

I interpreted it as Jack not having to fight opponents of that caliber in a very long time and his recent mental turmoils compounding in that moment (the first fight). He undergoes some soul searching in the cave after his near death experience as well as having that dream to kind of reaffirm what he had been fighting for in the first place. The Jack that comes out of the cave is prime, focused Jack.
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>he falls directly into my evil pussy
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So obviously the one girl that kept cropping up during their training montage will still be alive, but will any of the other girls be alive too?
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>>80983677
It's possible that the one he threw off first survived, but I doubt she will, for plot reasons.

The one he punched is dead for sure, he broke her neck.
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>>80982899
why the fuck did I laugh at this.
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>>80983823
>for plot reasons
what did he mean by this
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>>80982599
They're going to end up together.
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>that scene where the 2 deers started kissing

my Alabama upbringing did not help with my temporary enlarged penis
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>>80982599
>be me

why are post 2012 newfags still doing this?
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>Cast samurai into the future
>destroy all the ways back
>wait for him to die of old age
>he just keeps fucking living for no reason
>get phone call
>some robotic faggy voice answers the phone then hangs up after I ask who he is
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Reminder that the one that fell at the end is the one they kept showing during their training, and she'll end up helping Jack fight Aku, and come back in time with him, or some gay shit like that
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the sisters were cuter as lolis they should have stayed that age also jack might have a harder time justifying killing children
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>>80985445
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>>80982774
Jack got his ass kicked all the time in the first 4 seasons, it's just that now his return to form happens the next episode instead of the same one.
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Why doesn't Aku create another time portal and send him even further into the future, and keep doing this until the end of the universe?
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>>80989185
Why doesn't Aku create two time portals next to each other and keep Jack bouncing between the two portals for eternity?
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>>80984162
my money is that they are genetically related
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>>80989398
Oldboy-esque ending? Clever plot from Aku
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WAIFU MURDERIN'
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>>80982599
>women
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>>80989709

Hari kari contemplatin
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>>80982599
If they had only poisoned their weapons..
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That dog on man wound licking was kino
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