>OMG THE ALIEN ESCAPED AND IS INSIDE THE SHIP! >we need

>>80980515
>girl and guy the only ones left alive
>"welp, we're gonna die on the ship"
>"oh btw let's use the escape pods that have been here the entire time lol"

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>>80980607
Can't just outright abandon multimillion dollar equipment

>>80980890

Not only did they do that, they doomed the human race. Calvin's going to eat all of China, at the very least.

>>80982431
Didn't see it yet. Did they really break quarantine protocol to save their own ass?

>>80982510

No, they broke quarantine to save one man (the black man) and that resulted in another man dying and the alien escaping.

>>80982576
Are these movies serving as warning signs to future generations on how NOT to act around new biological material? First Prometheus snake charmer black goo crap and now this? Are scientists in movies getting dumber?

>>80982696

No telling how Calvin would have acted if the scientists hadn't accidentally gassed him and then deliberately electrocuted him. Any intelligent organism would have felt threatened at that point.

>>80982431
The fishermen were Vietnamese, idiot

>>80982964

I stand corrected then. Calvin's going to eat all of Asia, starting with Vietnam.

wow so scary, what a twist (((hollywood))) another great original movie you got here

i just want to see the monster. maybe a cool death scene.links?

>>80982696
Nobody thinks that an organism that small could do any kind of serious damage. People getting pissy at the black guy for poking at calvin have never played with nitroglycerin in their science lab.

>>80983406
The first attack sequence up until Deadpool's death is genuinely great but the rest of them are mediocre.

>>80983532

By that point, they have no idea what Calvin is capable of. More caution would have been warranted, but the cripple was the only one qualified to handle him, and his judgment was clouded.

>>80982696
It's telling us to stop playing god and tone it down with science a little bit.

>>80983569
I hear it eventually grows a face?

>>80983945
yeah it has some weird talon face. It looks like a mean bird face or something

>>80983532
>Nobody thinks that an organism that small could do any kind of serious damage.
Have these dumbfucks ever heard of viruses?

>>80984110
>wearing thick rubber gloves
>organism is the size of a golf ball

????

>>80984110

Ryan Reynolds' character sure seems to understand how potentially dangerous it is.

>>80984185
>organism doesn't have the same genetic make up of anything on earth
LET'S PLAY GOLF GUYS!

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Any pics of the "LIFE"?

speaking of alien movies.
i once saw a trailer where theres a crew of i guess astronauts sitting inside a building and someone is knocking on the outside asking to be let in but the guy is apperently already inside.
anyone know what movie that is?
really bugs me when i saw the trailer for life i suddenly remembered that but i cant for the life of me put a name on it. dont know if the movie is out yet but i saw the trailer in 2016.

>>80984378
Nosy neighbor just couldn't mind his own business. So what if wife was making amateur porn. Piece of shit neighbor needs to eat shit. He's the piece of shit for being a porn addict.

>>80984649
Are you kidding? The neighbor probably saved that dudes' life for exposing that whore for what she really is, a cock gobbler. Do you really want to be cucked by alien life like you are in real life?

why didnt they just shoot it with guns?

>>80985452
He should have minded his own business. Were it me, I would have preferred not knowing. Guy probably really loved her and was probably less of a man because he blames himself for her cheating.

>>80984462
apollo 18?

It's basically this movie but much, much worse.

>>80986202
no its not appollo 18.
its hard to describe. really you have a round of what i think are astronauts sitting inside in like a module and outside it suddenly knocks and you hear someone outside asking to let them in. then everyone turns to a guy sitting with everyone inside because its apparently the very same guy that is knocking from the outside.
dont remember much except this single thing that stuck with me.

>>80986139
And like Calvin, she would have fucked him over the first chance she got.

>>80986434
The Sphere?

>>80984462

That's Knock Knock, starring Keanu Reeves. Pretty good movie, mostly known for the space effects.

>>80986506
nope this is recent.
2015 or 2016 or might not be out yet.

>>80986543
nope

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*helps Calvin*

What the fuck dude I'm passed with the movies ending.
Well, basically, everything that was going on in the movie. Like fucking shit dude. What a bunch of incompetent scientists.

>>80986643

Poking him with a cattle prod is the exact opposite of helping Calvin.

>>80986663
Pissed *

>>80980515
OMG the alien just got out immediately knows how to disable our communications!

>>80986687
what about feeding him his cripple leg after he killed 2 astronauts

>>80986773

That wasn't intentional. The guy had no idea.

>>80986720
>Survives in the vacuum of space for twenty minutes at least
>"We gotta suck out all the oxygen to kill it!"

I thought we were past that.

>>80986802
Are you telling me he couldn't see the large leech monster attach to his leg under his pants?

>>80982964
It ain't me starts playing during the credits

>>80986904

Unless you're saying he unzipped his pants and let Calvin crawl in and down his pant leg, I don't see how he could have known.

>>80986834

This so fucking much.

Do movie execs even once-over this shit anymore?

>>80987022
If was wearing a flight suit and felt it moving around and then see a giant moving bump on my leg I would assume that something is there

>>80982696
No, it's a sign to future generations to ensure that all lab areas on the ISS be adjacent to airlock doors so that if something grabs your token Negro scientist's hand you can vent the entire motherfucker immediately and not have it get free to eat your whole crew.

>>80986834
>>80987106
just because he endured the vacuum of space for a little while doesn't mean he could have survived it. It would have died eventually starved of oxygen.

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>>80986979

>>80986979
Underrated.

NASA also prohibits anything that could cause fire.

>>80987475
I also like how oxygen candles are drained in seconds when. They're supposed to last hours.

>>80982696
they're actually breitbart propaganda against immigration
seriously, there's a fucking essay of a review on letterboxd that goes into immense detail. during the movie i even thought "hey, one could write that this movie is about immigration, as a dumb joke" and then soon found out someone did it seriously

>>80982510
>>80982576
they were fucked whatever they did, even if they'd kept in in their shitty quarantine room, the creature is indestructible and smart and strong enough to find a way out of anything

>>80986979
wasn't that the credits song? it was oddly upbeat and 60's ish, contrasting with the "fuck you audience lol" bleak ending

>>80988110
Then the protocol is to go down with the ship rather than endanger ALL OF HUMANITY

>>80988254
well, you know how planning for unknown unkowns and all that goes

>>80988301
No way dude, don't give me that unkown unknows speech. We've had known knowns and we've had known unknows, yet even if we've had unknown unknowns we'd still have at least known something about the unknown. For example >>80987189 has a really good point. Standard procedure during a space exploration of life on Mars mission like this should have had a contigency plan that sends the organism into the vacuum that is space.

>>80980515
Thanks for saving me 8 bucks.

>6 retarded "astronauts" and a lab rat doom humanity

>>80982696
The scientists/astronauts in Life may have stupid, but they were still at least twice as smart as the smartest character in Prometheus.

>>80988598
well they did vent the little squid into outer space, were it hung out for a while and then came back in. and they did have a weird plan for sending a rocket for pushing the space station into outer space, but went full retard and made it you could access it from inside the station, wtf was that whole scene that was really stupid

they probably only prepared for scenarios of a dangerous fungus or at most a small predator, they really didn't expect the creature to both be indestructible and be able to have an intuitive deep understanding of advanced human tech, from functioning and space trajectories of space stations and shuttles to space suits

>>80980515
Only phone posters can fuck up spoilers.

>>80989437
he's right though, it was one of the many stupid things they did

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You could smell the Sony executives hovering over this film.

>Hmmm we need a scarier monster, give it a mean angry face
>but sir every cell of this organism functions as a nerve cell meaning the structure of a face is completely unnecessary as it can see eat smell and hear from every cell in its body simultaneously
>yeah but nah tho, have it get right in Jake Gylenhall's face, like scowling at him like it wants to fight

>>80986979
It was randomly Spirit in the Sky

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>alien specimen that you know nothing about
>well its smaller than my hand and i dont see teeth so let me put a glove on and start poking at it

>>80984649
>>80986139
Pathetic

>>80989269
The rat did nothing wrong you fucking idiot

what does calvin look like? someone said it grows a face? wtf

>>80980515
Haven't seen the film. What's the creature's gimmick? How does it kill?

>>80984462
There was an image posted of a fake quote from an astronaut describing what you just described. Not sure what it's originally from.

>>80986434
Pretty sure it's The God Particle.

>>80986139
>because he blames himself for her cheating.
You don't know him. Are you projecting?

>>80984378
>>80984649
>>80985452
source pls

>>80990993
Like a kaiju. Seriously, its final form looked like a mini kaiju. Something between Orga and Clover.

>>80991123
>super strength
>Extreme agility
>every single of its cells are muscle, nerve and photoreceptor cells at the same time.

>>80980515
Everybody in this thread wants to know what Calvin looks like

its a confirmed venom origin story,

Calvin got less scary as it grew bigger. The entire movie I was waiting for it to kill one of the people like it did the mouse. But instead only Ryan Reynolds gets a spooky death and everyone else just gets JUSTed in space.

>>80982431
Depends really.

Can Calvin reproduce? The movie seemed to imply it could reproduce from a single cell. But if not, he'll kill a few tens of thousands before they nuke him and end the threat.

>>80984110
>Thinks extraterrestrial viruses can interact with terrestrial biologies
Its almost like you don't know what the fuck you're on about.

>>80986834
>>80987106

The monster clearly needed oxygen, it would eventually go into hibernation if it didn't have enough. It would take time for sure, but it'd eventually work.

>>80988110
>the creature is indestructible
I didn't like how untouchable it was, it should have at the very least looked slightly burned and charred from the incinerator. Ignoring the fact a flamethrower on the ISS is beyond pants on head retarded.

>>80988598
Bullshit its a good point. In real life monsters dont grow from single cells and kill entire crews. The standard procedure would be just regular bio hazard containment and thats it.

>>80992976
>biohazard room
>not having a multitude of tools for disposing of biohazards
i expected a space axe desu

>>80989397
I don't think the creature actually piloted the ship back towards Earth, it just pried the dudes hand off the controls so the autopilot reengaged and took it automatically down to Earth.

>>80993083
>regular bio hazard containment
That's just a pair of rubber gloves and maybe a face mask.

>>80992571
source?

>>80993119
Dude, its the ISS. NASA HATES fire hazards, fire is the last thing anyone wants in a space station. They literally go out of their way to ensure fires are as unlikely as possible. Having a flamethrower on the ISS is actually the result of the writer not giving a single solitary fuck about how things are supposed to work realistically. But this is mostly a nitpick since most average movie goers don't consider this. And besides, why even bother with a flame thrower, if you want to use heat to destroy a sample, the specimen chamber would just be an oven.

https://www.nasa.gov/audience/foreducators/k-4/features/F_Fire_Prevention_in_Space.html

>>80992313
this. was hoping for some amorphous starfish incomprehensible at first. Was Calvin cool?

>>80993127
many of it's behaviors are left unclear wether or not they were intelligent or just random chance:

- did it know that the humans would try to kill it by activating the boosters which would make them fall back into earth, as it intended, or was it simply trying to get back in the iss

- did it control donnie darko's escape pod in a way to bounce the other astronaut's escape pod to space so it wouldn't come back down to earth to warn others, or was it just a fortunate accident for itself. and did it control the descent

my opinions is that all of it's actions are fully aware and calculated. silly but it's what i like to headcanon

>>80993163
Oh really? I figured that meant the box they had. The box was enough realistically. It's literally just a cell after all.

>>80985452
>womans a whore but the guy she fucks is a hero

kek you want the cock dont you semen demon.

>>80993350
that's cool. what is nasa's policy on dealing with alien biohazards in quarantined lab rooms? what destructive tool do they have? that room was pretty fire proofed, deadpool shot that shit all over the place and did not damage, not even inside the fucking cupboards

>>80993504
I don't think the dude she cheated with promised the husband not to fuck his wife.

>>80993402
it's a pretty transparent/blueish starfish at first, that kinda shapeshifts and extends tentacles or "wings" as it needs to (it's a colony of shifting single celled organisms? i was a bit distracted there) it kinda "swims" through zero g, reminds a bit of a manta-ray at times

it also likes to facefuck people with it's thick transparent tentacles

>>80993599
but if he wasnt also a whore like most men then she would have no one to cheat with and would thus remain pure

>>80993430
>did it know that the humans would try to kill it by activating the boosters which would make them fall back into earth, as it intended, or was it simply trying to get back in the iss
No fucking way it did. It absolutely was just trying to get back in. And they weren't boosters, they were RCS thrusters meant for light maneuvering and orbital corrections, they literally dont have the delta V necessary to put them into a decaying orbit. I've played KSP, you physically can't go from a stable orbit to a reentry trajectory with a few seconds of RCS.

>did it control donnie darko's escape pod in a way to bounce the other astronaut's escape pod to space so it wouldn't come back down to earth to warn others, or was it just a fortunate accident for itself. and did it control the descent
just plot happenstance to get the ending the writer wanted.

The creature is smart, possibly as smart or smarter than humans, but its having to learn from nothing. A caveman wouldn't know what a control stick would do but a clever one would figure out if someones trying to kill you and is holding onto it, you don't want them to hold onto it.

>>80992840
Viruses are just DNA in little protein packages.They're not even alive, but a sort of half-way point between living things and the rest of the universe. If life in the rest of the universe develops the same way that it did on Earth, there's a non-zero chance that a simple virus could infect something on Earth just based on the diversity of life here.

>>80993665
>it kinda "swims" through zero g
Man that doesn't make sense at all. This writer really didn't give a fuck.

>>80987144
>felt it moving around
His legs were fucked, he couldn't feel shit.

>>80984462
This, I also remember. Maybe it was a short clip?

>>80993740
True, but consider how difficult it is to even have Earth animal viruses jump over to humans successfully. Of all the animal disease in the world, only 200 have successfully jumped to humans, and think how many generations of mutation they must've needed. How many hundreds of thousands or millions of individual instances of contact before they finally mutated successfully.

Before the Europeans arrived in NA, not a single animal disease made the jump to humans in all that time over there, mostly because of the lack of widespread animal-human interaction, but it makes my point. The same could be true but even moreso for an alien virus.

So your right, it is non zero, but I'd bet extraordinarily unlikely.

tl:dr
alien viruses hurting us is a little bit like a floppy disk trying to interact with a USB port. Bacteria, prions and simple things are a different story.

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>>80984462
>>80991170
>>80994033
It was a joke from a satirical website
http://www.clickhole.com/post/incredible-we-asked-these-astronauts-what-its-be-s-2186

>>80994546
is this real?

>>80994585
anon, i just said it was a joke and i even provided a link...

>>80994585
you potato?

>>80993127
It's just as intelligent in either scenario. Your post is retarded.

>>80994903
Not really, its bullshit in the first scenario, its smart in the second.

>>80993670
lol it's gonna be somebody.

might as well be me and not some asshole piece of shit :^)

>>80991336
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5599f0bc38ea0

>>80992313
Part jellyfish, part parasitic worm initially. Then it gets stupid and turns into standard movie monster

Does literaly no-one ITT realise this is a prequel to thing?

>>80993430
It's behavior/physiology were definitely inconsistent. Why did stop getting bigger after killing around 3 people? Why didn't it kill Jake at the end?

late for the thread but is anyone else tired of gyllenhaal? guy's in every fucking movie. I actually like him as an actor but his voice gets tiring after a while

>>80996982
I read a synopsis on wikipedia. it's not.

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>>80980890
That fucking poster omg

Just finished it in IMAX unspoiled without watching the trailer

BRUH

THAT FUCKING ENDING ....

IM ETERNALLY SHOOK

Should I waste a free ticket on this if to see the monster?

I've got like four of them and the reasoning is because the theater chain I went to last year manage to destroy their projector during Rogue One so they gave everyone in the theater 4 free movies passes that don't expire.

>>80998422
that ending was so awesome, i was laughing my ass off all the way out the movie room (this all bolstered by the silly credits music and by how pissed off everyone else watching the movie seemed to be)

the way they cut from jake histerically screaming "don't open the door" to the so far calm and collected girl austronaut screaming in absolute histerics was perfect comedy timing, their plan that was going so perfectly so far so it was obviously a bait and switch, and a big fuck you to the audience, while perfectly keeping in line with the unrelenting unstopable progression of the alien

>>80998805

hahaha

Honestly I did not expect it at all

I was in a theater with about 6 other people and we were all like what the fuckkkkkk

me and two dudes walking out were like damn that was messed up.

her screaming as she was barreling towards deep space was fucking terrifying

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>>80998850
I really saw it coming and I even kinda spoiled it to my friend next to me, after all the stupidity of the movie that was the only way it could have ended

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>>80984110
>I don't know how viruses work.
A virus that infects you successfully is a strain that comes from an unbroken chain of viruses that infected your ancestors going back to the dawn of the first successful infection by that strain.

It's basically impossible for, let's say, a virus that's evolved to infect lizards to infect you.

A species of alien virus would basically be harmless.

However, if it's carbon based, it'd definitely eat you. And get nourishment from ya.

>>80998850
>Honestly I did not expect it at all
are you kidding me? when you saw the two pods, one going toward earth and one going into space, the thought never crossed your mind at all? 1 of only 2 possibilities never occurred to you?

damn nigga.

>>80999180

nah dude I was too engaged, I wasn't really thinking about what was gonna happen I just assumed their plan had worked, I mean looking back yeah it was obvious but idk, I assumed the last scene would be jake going towards deep space with that thing eating him alive or something

>>80999236
That'd probably be what would've happened say 10 years ago, but I think movies are moving away from the traditional happy ending cliche more and more these days. The bad ending is almost the new cliche.

>>80999264

Yeah you're probably right

this was the first movie I had gone to see in theaters in a looonnggg time, i'm a huge pleb, I enjoyed it though

ryan dying first was also really satisfying

>>80982696
people don't like scientists
dumbing them down makes them more relatable

>>80999343
>i'm a huge pleb
wow, you dont get /tv/ posters admitting this often.

you new here? better 360 and leave before the cunnyposters turn you. dont say i didnt warn ya.

>>80998671
It's a decently entertaining movie. Not kino but it has good moments

Ps kys

>>80994585
Anon, I...

Theres a really great movie in LIFE somewhere, its a shame it turned out like it did. It could have been a modern classic but instead its just ok with a couple of memorable scenes.

>>80999016
Source?

When they were cold, why didn't they just put on the space suits and close the helmets?
How did the alien know where to go to get into the spacestation?
Why did the thrusters lead inside the actual habitable areas?
Why did they only have like 20secs of fuel?

>>80988071
Aggressive/deadly aliens are _always_ a metaphor for migrants.
Benevolent aliens? Cuck/Jewish propoganda.

/provemewrongyoucan't

>>80998850
You didn't see it coming? Were you in an autism-friendly screening?

Why was the black faggot so fucking stupid? Everything was his fault

>>80980515
What's with the constant hollywood propaganda against aliens? There is literally no reason why aliens would inherently be hostile to us, and the likelihood of our first contact being with some sort of destroyer-of-worlds lovecraft horror organism is almost completely outside the realm of possibility

>>81004677
It's not propaganda, its just a cool story. Films where we interact with aliens on a friendly basis wouldn't be as interesting to the mainstream audience.

>>81004677
How else are you going to make a horror movie with aliens? How about a psychological thriller starring E.T. where he gradually descends into madness and kills everyone with a chainsaw while wearing a mask made out of human flesh? The only way to do it properly is to emphasise their "alien-ness" and make them retarded killing machines that should never have evolved into what they are in the first place because it makes no fucking sense, like the xenomorphs

They need to do a Dead Space style film but with SPACE DEMENTIA instead of bullshit ayys

>>81004884
I did like the first kill in the movie. They even had that flat line sound in the background

>>80989269
you can thank Drumpf and his NASA budget's cut

So, is Calvin Clover's mommy or something?

>>81003237

nah I just wasn't trying to predict the ending, it was full imax with like 6 people max in the theater, I was completely sucked in, I legit thought the girl was gonna get a heroes welcome or something

>>81006347
>cut

anyone got a screenshot of jakey poo at the end where the ching chong is looking at him through the glass portal?

why was he even still alive lol. also

>that music

shit was scary as FUCK

>>80986139
>T. Cuckold