What would you do after finding Death Note? Who would you kill?

You, for being a fag bad poster

You, for being a fag bad poster

I'd kill Tr*mp

>>80973386
Depends, does the rule stating I can "never go to heaven or hell for eternity" apply?

And it depends how dumb the user of the note is. If you only killed people related to you then it would be easy to narrow down.

You, for being a fag bad poster

myself
and probably not for quite some time

>>80973386
>there's no way someone would caught user of Death Note in the real world, right?
I dunno, it was a really smart trap that L used to pin point Light's location, something like that would work in real life, but they'd have to have done it region by region until the guy died.

>>80973386
holy shit why do people still give this guy work

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I would check it on some old celebrity first

actually typing this made me realize that perhaps I wouldn't be able to kill anybody

then, I would create threads on 4chan where doubles decide who dies.

Can I just write /tv/ and /pol/ ? Would it kill this entire shithole community?

>>80973476
The rule is basically a joke. Heaven and Hell don't exist in the Death Note universe, you go to the same place everyone else does when they die.

>>80973386
I'm very petty and would probably kill hundreds of people until I realized exactly what I was doing, then I'd just kill every now and again. There's no way you'd ever be caught unless you killed people very close to you or showed people how it worked.

>>80973386
all the world leaders/presidents/dicatators/queens/prime-ministers
just to see the chaos

i'd kill every major world leader at the same time and make them all write a suicide letter apologizing to god or something like that

for the lols

Take out as many politicians/economists/CEOs/university professors/etc. as possible.

>>80973575
no, only names and you also have to hold the face of the person in your mind.

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Soros
Putin
janitor who deletes cunny and bane threads
all redditors on /tv/

>>80973575

yo wtf man, I only come here for the memes, don't kill me

>>80973386
Would be tempted to write my name first. Or maybe try and use it to make money.

>>80973591
i think death note users become shinigami after they die

>>80973591
> you go to the same place everyone else does when they die.
not true, you're damned to be shinigami if you ever killed anybody with death note

I would kill Drumpf and all of the white "people"

>>80973605
>>80973604
lol nigga we brothas

>>80973386

I thought we were finally past Death Note, is there anything more that really needs to be said about it?

>>80973666

BEST POST IN THIS THREAD

>>80973604
>>80973606

This. And I would repeat it every half a year.

>>80973522
But L only reduced the search to a single country/city (I don't remember).
The only reason he suspected Light was because he just happened to be a police officer's son and he had been browsing through the police's network.
If Light didn't get greedy and just killed the fags who showed up on TV he would be impossible to trace.

>people here genuinely scared about being caught
You lot do realize that the only reason for which everyone caught on is that he willed the deaths to be as supernatural as possible (ie. only letting them die with heart cases). Make your deaths creative, and you'd be fine.

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>>80973685
WHY DIDN'T LIGHT JUST GET THE GODDAMN EYES

they guy has a max of 30 days right?

you use a random number generator.
1 between 1-30 for what day the guy dies, 1-24 for the hour, and 1-60 for the minute

when you're deciding who to pick go to a public internet place to make your list and try to make it as innocuous as possible. search for us senate or something on wikipedia. i think browsing history is where they can most easily catch you

never kill anyone within 100 miles of you, and try to make the kills as normal as possible. heart attacks for old people, car accident for people living in the city. etc

>>80973386
All jews. the world would literally improve

>>80973661
>>80973659
I can't think of a single thing to back this up beyond the speculation that the Death God in the extra scene is Light.
Even then, Death Parade proves this is incorrect because Light has a cameo in it.

Not to mention loads of people by the end of the series would be death gods.

most celebrities

i'd kill both teams at the world cup finals

I would write my own name.

>>80973386
>have had people tell me irl that i look just like Light
>also an actor

this ugly fuck gets the role because i didnt apply for it because i live in the wrong country

I'd write CIAs name, death by plane.

I probably wouldn't kill anyone

I would start by killing people who oppose ISIS or that ISIS just doesn't like, wait till ISIS claims they were behind it and it was divine retribution or something and then start killing known ISIS members or just notorious mudslimes.
I'd also kill Dev Patel because fuck him.

>>80973919
Post face

Realistic (unlike L's ridiculous leaps of logic) way for someone to be caught in real life:

>you use your home connection to search for heinous criminals around the world
>kill them
>detectives figure out the killer is probably looking for targets online
>ask search engine to cross-reference IPs of searches for dead criminals before their deaths
>you're fucked

make the richest man in the world liquidize whatever assets he has and divide them equally among 1000 random people in the world, 1 of which is me. then he is murdered by an angry relative 10 days later

>>80974041

I would just kill people they show on tv - probably politicians.

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>>80974041
>mfw I use public wifi at library or college
>mfw when google will say fuck you to save face and be "pro privacy"
>mfw 4chan and reddit will spread conspiracy theories about me

>>80974041
>>you're fucked

How is looking up the names of known criminals enough to charge you? If they die in jail of a heart attack nowhere close to you the police can't do jack shit unless they prove magic exists.

Youtube celebs

>>80974165
Fucking this

>>80974158
They would just rub you out.

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>>80974030

Trump
Pence
Ryan
Hatch
Tillerson
Mnuchin
Mattis
Sessions
Zinke
Every billionaire minus Bill Gates

>>80974236
They wouldn't even suspect or investigate anyone outside of the jails to begin with.

I'd create the best and quickest hitman service ever seen and become rich off it.
It'd be a decentralized service on tor where you put a name and say, 50 bitcoins and you get results in under 12 hours.

Nothing personnel, kid.

all the girls who rejected me

>>80974274
In that case I will kill Bill Gates and Bill Gates only

>>80974236
They can rub me off.

>>80974307
:(

>>80974260
Can't believe that some genuinely hoped he'd get the part.

Don't mean to be rude at Efron, but Light is supposed to look smart, which I'd never buy with Efron.

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>>80974281
>killing for money

I'd kill myself desu. Would just write in that I went to sleep and never wake up, lay down and think about everything until I can't anymore.

I don't care if it bums you out, fuck you for being so impressionable.

>light is supposed to be a 10/10 confident guy
>every movie/serie gets it wrong
WHY?

>>80973546
brilliant

>>80974041
>you're fucked
How? Even if they track you, they would only find a fat neckbeard with a shitty notebook and no means to kill all those people.

>>80973386
Bane

>>80973386
All men on the planet so maybe I can finally get laid

>>80974281
>killing for money, earning a laughable 100,000 a day when you could be shaping the markets to your will by killing off CEOs, or altering politics by killing off politicians
Stay cucked.

all registered republicans

Just write in Mohammed.

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>>80974341
>not killing for money

>>80974278
They would if there was no one left alive in the jails.

>>80974439
>leave exactly two guys alive in every jail

>>80974415
you need to be thinking about your target face

>>80973522
This. L's deductive reasoning was pretty sound.

Go to Japan and become the host of a bizarre TV show where people play different games in order to win 100k and the loser gets killed by the Death Note. The audience decides how he/she dies by sending votes from their cellphones or something.

>>80974439
Just have them all die of food poisoning.

I don't think I could kill anyone DESU. Unless they tried to kill me or something I guess.

all practicing muslims

i would just imagine an angry brown guy with a beard, should catch most of them.

Everybody I disagree with politically

Killing people changes nothing. Give me the ark of truth from stargate instead and I'll fix the world.

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>>80974520
stop being a bitch

>>80973604
>>80973605
Now THAT'S edgy.

I would kill every female celeb posted on /tv/ or /hr/

>>80974546
This. Put ''Achmed'' and ''Mohammed'' in there and you're halfway done

>>80973386
>The human who uses the notebook can neither go to Heaven nor Hell.
I'd definitely use it if it wasn't for this shit

killing scumbag politicians and other public figures etc. is all nice and all, but nothing measures up to eternity that you would probably spend in some shitty limbo (magic and a afterlife obviously exist then)

>>80974307
kill la bill

>>80974695
There's a catch, there's no heaven or hell in the DN world, only limbo. You are fucked either way.

I'd be happy to just have a Shinigami bro to hang out with and eat apples.

>>80974546
>>80974694
t. JIDF

>>80974908
You know Jews go after slimes. Then people give up on Christianity because sectarianism was the only thing keeping it going.

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>>80974030
i used to wear alot of knitted jumpers with white button up shirts underneath with the same hairstyle

i know its a trashy pic but its all i have
i really hope no one i know sees this post

All niggers

>>80973386
Pretty much. If Light wasn't such a dumbass and didn't murder the FBI dude who was tasked to follow him at the start he would have been in the clear, considering the guy had zero suspicion towards him and would have reported that Light was a completely normal guy. Besides that the biggest asspull is that Light's dad is one of lead investigators and that's why Light was getting followed in the first place.

>>80974985
>he actually posted it
Kek, I give you 4 minutes before someone figures who you are.

>>80973386
Well, nobody can use the death note and go to heaven or hell, so I definitely would not use it at all.

>>80974985
You look like you could be my twin, spooky.
Do you have a hot girlfriend?

>>80975083
yea #nopussy

>>80974985
Mike fuck off.

>>80975083
It's bad enough too that he knows I post here.

>>80973386
What were they thinking making it a movie instead of a netflix series.

>>80975024
light was a butthurt sociopath, so he really wanted to kill the FBI guy

>>80975178
Yeah, we know he really wanted to the kill the FBI guys. We know this because he killed the FBI guy. Thanks for your contribution.

>>80975133
cool, post a pic my /b/rother

no i dont have a hot gf, used to though but dumbed her because of my autism.
do you have a hot gf? also where are u from?

>>80975083
You're a gigantic faggot.

>>80975083
i'm gonna write him in my death note now hahaha

>>80974969
Nobody is going to go anywhere you fucking delusional manchild. Get your head out of your ass and live in the real world. The day of the rope is never going to come. It's amazing how demented people become when they don't leave their houses for an extended period of time.

>>80975217
I'm too scared to show. I don't have a hot gf but hearing you had one gives me hope. I'm from Sweden.

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I'd just write death, killing death himself

>>80975332
im from denmark hahah

hvor i sverige? send mig en snap på stegt-karsten

>>80973386
A lot of jews

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>>80975351
Me? I would kill God

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>>80975393
cant kill someone who doesnt exist

There's literally NO way anyone non-retarded would ever get caught if they used the book in moderation

I'd carry it with me when I go to the theatre and kill the staff by reading their name tags if they try to stop me from entering.

>>80975371
>send mig en snap på stegt-karsten
>giving away your credentials
Why again?

Anyone with a basic grasp of English, German, French, Icelandic, Norwegian, Swedish, Dane, Bohemian, Japanese could decipher your gibberish anon.

>>80975371
No wonder we look alike!
Närke. I've always wanted to be an actor.

Every next US president after week in office. I wonder how long would it take them to stop electing new ones.

>>80973386
This is what makes the original series so far. It would basically be impossible to be caught using the Death Note but Light is retarded enough to give them all of the information they need to close in on him.

>>80975513
its just my fucking snap who cares

>>80975672
hvor fanden er närke haha, dude jeg må lige se deg kanske jeg kan hjælpe deg

>>80975714
This gets interesting when one president turns out to be living under an assumed name and you have to expose them.

>>80975848
Well me of course. When will we start swapping dick pics :3?

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>>80973546
>Implying the "who's the next celebrity to croak" threads aren't just this

Can shinigami be affected by the death note?

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What happens if someone write your name in a death note but you legally get it changed before the effects take place?

>>80975941
Not according to Ryuk

>>80975813
>funny not far
I can't type today

>>80976000
It's your birth name that matters. eg George Soros would have to be Soros György

>Picture a big nose and jew hat
>Wrote Goldstein
>Save the world

>>80973386
>What would you do after finding Death Note? Who would you kill?
I would kill people in a similar fashion to Kira, but with more focus on uniting the world against tyranny, plutocracy and Islam. Heads of corporations that pay politicians for votes would die, and then the politicians would follow. Government leaders who rule like tyrants would die, and so would any public supporters I can find.
Known leaders, members and supporters of terrorist groups would die.
>Also - there's no way someone would caught user of Death Note in the real world, right?
Of course. If you did research on who to kill without using some serious anonymity protection the government would get browsing histories from all the ISP's and track your ass down.

Would you guys get shinigami eyes?

Christopher "m00t" Poole dies of blood loss from an anal fissure caused by overly rough and under lubed gay butt sex.

>>80973386
All the Democrats, George Soros, David Rockefeller, The Rockefeller Family, the Rothschild family, Kim Jung Il, Merkel, Obama, Ergodan, and Putin.

>>80976301
Fuck no.

>>80976314
>David Rockefeller
uh... anon

>>80976306

You leave my husbando alone, anon!

>>80976314
>David Rockefeller,
>Kim Jung Il,
I see.

>write my own name on it
>throw in that I don't die until I've won the lottery and spent every last dime of it
>add in that I die a painless death in my sleep after banging one of my 3 wives at the ripe age of 55

>>80976409
why 55? why not 200?

>>80976259
>Of course. If you did research on who to kill without using some serious anonymity protection the government would get browsing histories from all the ISP's and track your ass down.

If you used the full power of the death note you could make every death from a different method and keep them realistic. Nobody would ever be able to determine someone was coordinating it. Kira wanted be known so he just killed tons of people with heart attacks at the same time so people would know about him.

>>80976306
>Christopher "m00t" Poole
Who is that?
I leave for two days and /tv/ already some new "ebin xd" inside joke?

>>80976466
>he doesn't know creator of 9gag

>>80976409
>giving up your free will for a better life
Get a load of this fucking faggot

>>80976301
Probably not. Without someone like L out there it would extremely limited in usefulness. Having a Shinigami ability that would let you kill someone with just a name and not require you to picture them in your head would be WAY better.

>>80976458
If a shit load of well known people all started dying in weird ways people would notice.

>>80973386
The only correct answer is go for the eyes, and write random names and random times, and watch the world population decrease slowly but steadily until overpopulation stops being an issue like 10 or 15 years after that.

>>80976466
Some guy who works for Yahoo

>>80976466
>Who is that?
Just some random faggot that works at jewgle, no one of real importance other than he made fun of me in middle School.

>>80976515
Oh haha
Guess:

------------------------------------------------> (the joke)
o
-|- (me)

Haha

>>80975322
Wow stay fucking triggered, the day of the rope won't happen at the hands of people that aren't religious, but religious people do need to fucking die already.

>>80976301
Fuck no. Half your lifespan for magic eyes was a terrible deal.

>>80976557
You wouldn't even need to search anything traceable to kill super famous people though

>>80976363
YAY, hopefully his offspring will die tragically
>>80976400
I meant Kim Jung Un

>>80973386
I'd be smart about it and not start murdering people en masse
Probably just kill a few big name people. Maybe I'd start dubs threads on here and ask who to kill and how honestly

>>80973546
>actually typing this made me realize that perhaps I wouldn't be able to kill anybody

The Death Note makes you want to use it apparently.

>>80973757
this serial killer right here gets it

>>80976646
You would have to do research to make any sort of difference in the world through killing though.

>>80976301
Fuck yes. I want to die already so why not fasten up the deal. Also, travelling would be more interesting.

>>80973757
I can only imagine how easy Kira's mission would've been if he wasn't a megalomaniac who wanted credit for it.

>>80976559
You would have to write day and night to make an impact on the world population from a pure numbers perspective if you just picked random people anon. You would have to use it to orchestrate large scale events by killing key people and that is very unpredictable

Write at least 50 politicians name in it starting with the prime minister.

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>>80973386
>Who would you kill?

>>80974274
STANDING
ON THE EDGE

>>80973757
Why not just "suicide by shooting themselves in the back of the head after telling news agency that they have information that will lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest"? That's what I've been doing.

>>80975884
Shinigami eyes solve that

>>80974303

That's a big list.

>>80973768
>Even then, Death Parade proves this is incorrect because Light has a cameo in it.
How does an easter egg in a completely unrelated series by a different author have any bearing on the canon of Death Note?

>>80974386

>All men on the planet

But that would include you, Anon.

>>80976773
It's not about wanting credit. He fucked up with the initial couple hundreds of kills before the police got involved and he started writing the death time and method.

>>80977362
>It's not about wanting credit

It's in the show that he wanted the world to know about him.

>>80977337
Did you just assume my gender?

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>>80976409
>write my own name
>throw in that I win two multi-million lotteries over the next year
>add in I die a painless death at the age of 125
>>80976520
What?

>>80974546

>all practicing muslims

Make that all practising religitards and you might make a difference in the world.

>>80973919
Yea he's pretty ugly. Light is supposed to be like a male idol type in looks

Jews

>>80973753
IS Neveraine technically mortal? Wouldn't he just be reincarnated again? His soul is immortal at least.

>>80973615
Kek

>>80977393
Eh, haven't watched it in years, you might actually be right.

>>80974041
>vpn

>>80974370
Be sure to forfeit the death note after so you lose your memory of the entry, that way it will be truly peaceful and you won't freak out at the last minute and regret it.

>>80977362
No, he flat-out said that he wanted the world to know that a god of death was among them. He was all about ruling the world as Kira and fucking loved the infamy he was getting. The police were only involved when L caught one rookie mistake.

>>80973473

this. in a heart beat. then putin. then everyone in isis.

>>80975496

You gotta get round that no singles policy somehow.

>>80976314
Then a week later you'll realize what an idiot you were and add all the Republicans as well.

>>80973386
Drumpf supporters and /pol/

>>80973386

can i write that a hot girl fucks me and dies because sex with me is just so good? Because I think i will have to kill Christina Hendricks

>>80977736
How do you kill /pol/ with a death note?

Hell I doubt you could even kill /pol/ period.

I'd have Elizabeth Warren run for President against Trump in 2020 and have a heart attack the night before the election.

>>80974908
t. Ahmed

Islam is cancerous bullshit.

>>80976301
just pay a hobo

>>80977741
As long as you're nearby, it might work. She has to be within reasonable driving distance, and I'm pretty certain one of you will have to know where the other is.

>Find the name of an old billionaire
>Write his name down and also make him leave you some millions in his will
Then I'd live a comfy life and use the note to kill people who might threaten my comfy lifestyle e.g. terrorists or a crazy leader like kim jong un

>>80977673
>everyone in isis.
Who? Please supply photos and names.

>>80973386

Gal Gadot
The Rock
Matthew "It was an accident" Broderick
Zack Snyder
Emma Stone

>>80976301
Half my lifespan for a cheat code? That's not any fucking fun at all.

>>80977918
Bit of a rude thing to say.

create glorious ancapistan by writing in the names of every politician on earth and keep doing it when more take over those positions and not stop until people get the picture

>>80973386

Winona Ryder

She walks by an apartment complex while Jeffrey Dean Morgan holds an oven out of the window but because he's such a DYEL he drops the oven and Ryder can't dodge it.

>>80977890
Yet /pol/ and radical Islam share 99% of their beliefs. They only 1% difference is jesus related.

>>80973386
would that work for your ex, as you write a whole story how you get together again, live happily for 80 years, then he dies one week after you ?

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I'd write my name

>>80978234
i meant SHE damnit

>>80973386
I'd kill Lebron James just before the first game of the playoffs and literally bet everything i have on the 8th seed beating the Cav's just before I write his name.

Can't really think of any other decent way to make money from it sans family/partner life insurance murder via Death Note plans.

>>80977405

If you want to kill off all men so you can have sex, then you want sex with women (because if you killed off all the men then you have fucked your chances of having sex with men). So if you're a woman who wants sex with women then men aren't the competition for lesbians so why kill them off?

No, I didn't assume. This only works if you're male.

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>>80978147
>implying I'm a /pol/tard

>>80978280
It still wasn't cool to assume xirs gender.

>>80977741

>Christina Hendricks
>girl

That boat sailed a long time ago, Anon.

>>80977862

>He thinks Trump won't be impeached/assassinated before 2020

Bless.

>>80978321
>LOL I'll just lie to him and say I'm not a /pol/ weenie so he can think he's wrong!!! Lolololol

>>80973386
Ask criminal friends if they want anyone dead.

Never mention noteo

>>80978487
>LOL I only have baseless assumptions

I'd kill myself in a painless dream filled slumber.

>>80978487
Yes, ONLY /pol/tards dislike Islam. The rest of the world loves it. :^)

>>80973727
>If Light didn't get greedy
Lights god complex is the thing that gets him into trouble every time.

>>80973757
>never kill anyone within 100 miles of you
Eventually there would be a statistically impossible 100 mile circle highlighting right where you were.
A better idea would be to arbitrarily designate some random location as your "safe zone" and then monitor that for police or federal presence.

>>80976709
>this guy right here gets it
Reddit comment

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why are all of you guys so suicidal? at least kill Putin or something

>>80977932
A Name would be enough

>>80979015
Ahmed

>>80974386
Just write in your deathnote that some horny slut has a heart attack 10 minutes after giving you a blowjob.

>>80973386
myself

>>80979050
Then you kill most of their population kek

You need the surname as well
I'd be like Xavier mind nuking everyone

Why is no one saying anything personal?

I'd kill my one coworker that I hate, my wife's coworker that I hate, I'd probably kill my brother because he wants to die anyways and he's just a drain on everyone else, and I'd kill my dad's girlfriend who makes me really uncomfortable and is a bitch.

Oh and I guess Trump.

>>80978916
>>80973757
Just randomly generate global coordinates and kill someone within those areas.

>>80975351
death isnt a person who can die

>>80979145
Shut up, Mark

>>80973753
his loyal qt 3.14 gf had them
he was greedy

>>80978280
>tfw L shitposts on 4chan between solving the mosy mysterious of crimes

>find several radical muslims that aren't total retards
>write all of their names along with them spending several months coordinating a large-scale terrorist attack against several key western and asian nations
>stipulate that all but two die carrying out the attack, the two who don't die turn themselves in to the police, confess to it, declare that they did it to appease Allah and destroy the west's leaders
>have them die by starting a riot in the prison(s) they go to.
>successfully unite Western world against Islam
>systematic removal of kebab promptly begins

>>80979295

tl:dr Watchmen adaptation.

>>80973386
4chan

>>80979225
Depends what rules were playing by. In the incarnations of immortality books by piers anthony "Death" is an office held by the person who killed the last "Death."
So you'd just wind up being a shinigami anyways.

>>80979426

t. reddit

>>80979496
You're right, add reddit just to be safe.

>>80979145
>Why is no one saying anything personal?
Because thats the best way to be caught, not to mention you might get picked up just because you had motive and opportunity.

>>80979248
???

They seriously should make Death Note remake with a different story. Killing criminals was literally the most boring thing to do when you can manipulate anyone you want. Just give it to some /pol/tard and watch the world burn.

>>80979295
t. literal retard that would cost more lives than he would save
the best solution is actually what light was doing. a mass killing off of convicted rapists/murderers/pedos. people would think its an act of god. then start doing the same with radical muslim, christian, and jewish leaders.

>>80973522
Yeah but it worked because Light was a dick and killed the fake L.

>>80979584
That was the point though. By all measure Light was the perfect kid, and from the moment he gets the deathnote he's on a slow escalator ride for hell.
He doesn't start off as a monster, but he keeps justifying why he needs to cross one more line in his persuit of the perfect world" before it ultimately destroys him.

>>80974324
Kek

>>80973386
I would write that George Soros gives all his money to starving African children and then dies peacefully in his sleep.

>>80979668
L suspected Kira was an immature dick with a god complex though. That kind of person would only have reacted in one way. Impulsively killing off the one percieved threat before he realized he was dealing with another chess master.

>>80975351
The madman actually did it

>>80979768
>George Soros gives all his money to starving African children
So that there'd be 10 times more starving african children in the next generation? Makes sense to me.

>>80979768
I would write that Africans give all their money to George Soros and then die peacefully in their sleep.

>>80973386
>find a list of 9/11 victims
>write their names in with CoD as something super weird, like bunny rampage
>see what happens
alternatively
>start offing politicians and corrupt pieces of shit
>by using accidental murders
>watch as they shit themselves

Geroge w bush dies attempting to jump his Corvette over 4 school busses full of sharks, he sticks the landing but looses control and crashes into a tree because the brakes were damaged in the landing.

>>80973386
I would essentially write the finality of Game of Thrones with Tyrion fucking a dragon and killing everybody because that is what would be on GRRM's suicide note

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Trump and Charles Manson

>>80973919
I guess they are trying to play Light was a school shooter type than regular sociopath.

>>80980124
>Trump
You would be making Pence the president of the United States, you retard.
>Charles Manson
Why bother? He's 82 years old.

>Shia
>Dies 3 weeks after his spacecraft crash lands on moon of Europa while trying to plant He Will Not Divide Us flag there

>>80979768
he already does the first part

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>>80977929
Pretty much this, but in a more discreet way. Like the guy leaves a briefcase of money in a forest, then goes home to kill himself.

>>80979936
>Africans give all their money to George Soros
I don't think George Soros would care about $20, anon.

>>80979789
Yeah like I said, it worked because Light was a dick. That would not work for everyone.

>>80979015
>A Name would be enough

that's not how the Death Note works

>>80977450
genious

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>find identity of sexy girl
>write down that she has sex with your for a week before killing herself.

>>80973604
>Chaos
>Next person in power assumes positions
>Things resolve within a month

>>80980427
What would stop him from reapeting this until there's no one to replace them?

>>80975083
you're now blacklisted for all acting roles

>>80977784
He would look at reaction pictures and write anonymous several times

>>80980496
Everyone is forgetting one major rule of the Death Note. You cannot mention anyone else's name (or nickname/alias) in the commands before death. You cant extend your own lifespan nor can you have any actions last longer than 26 (23?) days.

So you cant say:
"X will give Y money"
"X will fuck Y"
"X will kill Y on this date"

You can only be vague, like:
"X will donate all their money to the first charity they see"
"X will create and plant a bomb at this location"
"X will have sex with whoever approaches them"

>>80980496
people will catch on patterns and adapt to the situation, make aliases, or lure the kira into knowing where his location is just like in the anime

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I would make her have sex with Jonah.

>>80980654
>You cannot mention anyone else's name (or nickname/alias) in the commands before death.
Where does it say that?
http://deathnote.wikia.com/wiki/Rules_of_the_Death_Note

>>80973386
gas the kikes and kill all nonwhites

>>80980682

I could use shinigami eyes and just kill every world learder they show in tv.

>>80980735
Whether the cause of the individual's death is either a suicide or accident, if the death leads to the death of more than the intended, the person will simply die of a heart attack. This is to ensure that other lives are not influenced.

Im also pretty sure the manga expanded this to include any influence (not just killing others). I just finished re reading the manga, and am not shifting through that fucklong page for nothing.

>>80973386
black people are really offended over the main guy being white, something about how it empowers white bois to murder mre black people or summin.

>>80974011
>its an achmed stole his girl and now hes pissed episode.

>>80980968
That doesn't prevent "X will kill Y on this date" so long X's death is also specified.

Kill everyone I personally h8

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>>80973473
>>80977673
Why is /tv/ the most Reddit board on 4chan?

Is it NeoGAF tourists?

Soros György commits suicide by disemboweling after writing "Moloch has fallen. PRAISE KEK!" in his own blood.

>>80981169
/got/ and capeshit

>>80981091
>it's a mudslime is triggered episode

>>80980312
What I mean is that L sussed out the kind of person he was from the known and unknown kira deaths.
If L was hunting you be sure the trap would bespecific to you.
Also as the fall of light shows us even the best of us become monsters when given godlike powers without consequence.
If a deathnote fell into Anon's hands the bloodbath would be enormous, but it would be short because poor impulse control would lead the authorities to you after a day, and no one would ever wake L up to investigate.
So really the only kind of person L would bother investigating is someone with batman tier intelect and planning with the self centered moral relativism of a teenager.

>>80981105
You would have to write a corresponding death note for Y.
Like "X dies of a gunshot wound" and "Y fires a gun before leaping to their death from a roof."
You would need to pin down other variables like getting them in the same area.
Isn't that how Light gets the FBI agent to kill the guy who takes the bus hostage?

>>80981547
>one day
You are delusional

Never watched the series, but how much control do you actually have over the intended victim and the means to kill them? Can you feasibly cause a sequence of events to make it look like an accident or something?

>>80982171
Yeah, making it look like an accident is fairly easy. The only problem is there is a limited amount of pages in the death note so if you make it look like an accident you're sacrificing space that could've been used to write more names.

>>80982171
As long as the victim dies, you can specify the method (ie: suicide by train).

>>80981831
You can kill multiple people in one note with different means so theoretically "X kills Y before committing suicide" is possible. Any name written has to die though.

>Isn't that how Light gets the FBI agent to kill the guy who takes the bus hostage?
No, he gets hit by a car after freaking out when he sees Ryuk. Light just used it to see the FBI agent's ID.

>>80982279 (You)
>The only problem is there is a limited amount of pages in the death note so if you make it look like an accident you're sacrificing space that could've been used to write more names.
Actually, I'm not sure about this. Could someone tell me if I'm right? I haven't watched Death Note in forever.

>>80982279
>>80982326

> The only problem is there is a limited amount of pages
One of the rules is "The Death Note will never run out of pages"

>>80982326
You're right

>>80982068
>Implying you wouldn't make a thread about it the minute you verified that it worked
I give you, personally, an hour, fattycaeks.

>>80982373
So what happens to the old pages? Can you just burn them?

>>80982171
You can write "X dies by accident" and they will die by the most convenient accident.

>>80982397
It's magic and yes you can destroy individual pages if you want to get rid of them.

>>80973473
>kill Trump
>now Pence gets into power

Nice going retard. And then if you kill Pence it would be Paul Ryan, and if you kill Paul it would be Orrin Hatch, and by then you'd have killed so many that people would get suspicious.

>>80974099
>>mfw I use public wifi at library or college
so they narrow it down to the exact library/college you used

you would be so fucked

So would light have never been caught if he had done more variety with his kills? Most of the time he used heart attacks, he should've used accidental deaths a lot more.

>>80978470
8 more years.

>>80982513
His first fuck up was targeting Japanese criminals.

>>80982171
The whole first quarter of the show is light figuring out the limitations of the deathnote.
You can't make people do things that they couldn't ordinarily or reasonably be able to do. You couldn't make someone fly for example. Or get killed by ayy lmaos. They'd just die of a heart attack at the intended time.

>>80982513
The problem with Light is that he kind of wanted to get caught. Or at least he wanted to everyone to know that criminals were being "judged". He didn't want the criminal deaths to look like accidents, only a certain handful of people like the ones investigating him.

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>>80981174
underrated post

>>80982556

t. thin skinned Trumptard

>>80982624
Light wanted the world to know of Kira. He didn't want anyone to know that he was kira.

>>80982701
weak bait. the reddit spacing was overkill

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>>80982701
8 more years, control of the supreme court, the house, the senate, everything. Complete saturation.

EIGHT MORE YEARS HAHAHAHA

>>80980224
He'd just die a legend

I'll have all the people I personally hate go to a restaurant where the food was accidentally poisoned and they all die. Then, once that's out of the way, I'll proceed to killing criminals.

>>80974474
They all look to same to me.

>>80982450
>All the replacements are gettin' killed
>It must be you, anon!!!
Nice logic, retard, with a death note they'll never find you, there are literally millions of people that would kill them if they had a death note

If you didn't have a discernable pattern to your killings, no one would be able to trace it back to you.

Set up a random lookup function on every phone book in the country and kill someone once a day by heart attack. Nobody would every find you, or indeed notice a difference.

But light wanted to be found.

>>80982782
>control house
>can't even get health bill through

>>80982782
>8 years of controlling Congress

not gonna happen

>>80974158
They would use the NDAA bill Obama passed to snatch you up and then quarantine you. Once the killings end and you're still detained, you're caught no trial or jury.

I'd probably use it to kill one person and then pussy out and burn it.

Would you give up half of your life span to acquire the eyes?

>>80979768
>give all his money to starving African children
>they breed more and more
>no money again
>starving
Repeat

>>80983397
No. The human lifespan is short enough.
I'd use death note based on news reports in disparate countries so as not to draw heat.

>>80973386
I'd kill every president everyday day after day and force the world to accept me as The Emperor of the World

>>80984592
someone could still easily assassinate you, yeah, may have a book that can kill people, but that's not gonna stop a guy wearing a mask from shooting you

>>80984818
I'm never gonna show myself

>>80984847
you can't exactly be Emperor of the World if no one knows who you are

>>80982388
No this site is monitored to hell

>>80982513
His ego battle with L is what did him in; all L had to go on was literally useless until Light wanted to directly beat him instead of just say "lol whatever" and continuing to kill criminals.

His method of killing was consistent so that people WOULD know it was an omnipotent figure and hence something to that held people accountable for their actions and hence would drive people to be better.

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>you write in president/famous person's name
>next day there isn't any news
>in fact the president/famous person is still alive, except he looks a tad different

What would you do lads?