Only in America could something so stupid be considered a masterpiece.
>HUR HE DRINKS COCA COLA. JUST LIKE ME!
>>80970761
Classic meme friend
but i don't drink coke
it is pretty dumb i used to think it was a good movie but it is just trash.
>>80970761
its dr pepper tho
OP you have to realize, it wasn't made for you. It was made for boomers. If you were born in the late forties then you'd think Forrest Gump is a great film because it's all your favorite memories condensed into a single film.
We'll get our own, one day. It's fifty years from 1944 to 1994, so expect it around 2044.
>>80970761
It was Dr. Pepper you fucking shithead. Big difference
>>80970946
>the last Boomer's brain in a jar, continually nourished by the fresh blood of infants, angrily bubbling its screenplay to a minimum-wage PA 'because that word processor's too smart for its own good'
>MILLENNIALS IPHONES POLITICAL CORRECTNESS NARCISSISM PARTICIPATION TROPHIES: The Movie
>in which a young man's father takes him to be fitted for a fine business suit, then waits outside the Soylent Green store while his son brandishes his resume, shakes hands firmly with everyone in arm's reach and DEMANDS to see the manager while winking at the secretary who he marries later that day
>end credits: Jumping Jack Flash
>>80970761
>coke
Forrest only drinks Dr. Pepper like all true American heroes.
>>80970761
DUDE BABY BOOMER WISH FULFILLMENT/NOSTALGIA WANKERY LMAO
>>80971345
but his wife died of AIDs after fucking lots of black panthers
pretty redpilled TBQH senpai
>>80971272
I laughed
>>80971449
baby boomers are literal cucks, they're the ones who made the civil rights movement happen and they're the ones who were anti-war hippie faggots
>>80970761
>Coca Cola
This nigger can't even troll properly
>>80971272
pretty good
>tfw we're living in the equivalent of the 70's for baby boomers now
Dr. Pepper is GOAT. I can't drink it regularly though cause I get addicted to it too easy
>>80971529
lmao he got trolled what a fucking tool