>It's a Truman puts Sophie's Choice in the

>>80937012
>it's a Truman returns to the show because real life is actually much worse episode

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>>80937012
>it's a Truman drops the jerk off jar while trying to hide it from visitors episode

>it's a Truman doesn't like going out and socializing but then when he's home by himself he cries that he's so alone episode

>>80937440
Delete this

>it's a truman stalks a girl for 3 years because she smiled at him once

>>80937591
fucking delete it right now

>>80937117
>>80937260
>>80937440
>>80937591

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE DELEET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>80937117
>>80937260
>>80937440
>>80937591

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE DELEET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>It's a Truman discovers Anal Stimulation Episode.

>its a Truman discovers epic facebook maymays episode

>its a Truman tries to get sympathy for his loneliness and self-reinforced social outcast status by appealing to anonymous posters on a interment meme forum

>It's a Truman gets really offended when someone at a party off-handedly says that you'd have to be gay to find trannies attractive and then spends an hour explaining why it totally wouldn't be gay hypothetically while everyone else at the party gets really uncomfortable and keeps trying to change the subject episode
Very progressive and bold of the network really

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>It's a Truman tries to bring up his jailbait fetish to his wife but his best friend keeps interrupting with a brand new six pack episode

Really when the show hit its stride desu

>>80938162
>It's a Truman tries to explain to his roommate that sucking dick is not gay

>>80938286
>>80938025
>>80937591
E P I S O D E
do it right.

>It's a Truman loves his girlfriend but ends up getting close to a friend he's known since before he knew his gf and ends up having feelings for said friend and she does too so he dumps his gf after 3 years of relationship and when he explains everything to close friend she says she's not ready for a relationship
haha this episode cracks me up everytime

>>80937012
>its a Truman develops a drug addiction but no one can help him because they can't find where he's hiding it and the world has to watch him spiral episode
good shit

>It's a Truman is accused of racism for using the colloquialism "black market" in a conversation with a white SJW.

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>>80938356
>it was in his ass the whole time

My whole family flipped their shit when we saw that season finale.

>mfw watching the drug-searching and crew-interrogation spinoff show all summer long

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>>80937012
>it's a Truman's brother holding a big ass party with 50 people at his house and is jerking it when 20 people run into his room to ask him to grab beer since he's the only one over 21

>>80937012
>it's a Truman's wife catches him staying up all night downloading pictures of sinks episode

>>80938473
Why the fuck wasn't Truman partying with them, he could have made the high school girls do sexual things for the booze. Not that Truman ever did that when his brothers were in high school, and he definitely didn't have to pay for two abortions.

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>>80937440
>>80937591

>Its a Truman finds out that the tiny gay kid from high school had a 4 year crush on him, so he invites him over to "work out" and ends up getting drunk fucking him senseless and doesn't know how to feel about it for the next 3 years episode

Truman isn't even gay

is the point of this meme that we admit shameful things we've done by saying Truman did them?

>its a Truman doesn't understand the Truman Show threads on /tv/ episode

>>80939396
Obviously, these are my favorite threads. Now stop breaking emersion

>>80937012
>It's a Truman and his brother go to Blockbuster and switch out a bunch of porn videos behind the Family Movie section videos.

>>80939215
>Truman isn't even gay
Oh I think Truman is most certainly a flaming homosexual

>>80937012
>>80938162
>It's a Truman meets a tranny on Craigslist and it ends up staying over for a month before he kicks it out and he tells no one.
Well except the people at home watching of course!

>its a Truman gets to second base before getting to first base episode

>its a Truman doesn't get to first base until 3 years later episode

>>80937012
>It's a Truman farts on an asian senior manager in the office bathroom at his work but he knows he won't get in trouble because if the guy brings it up he will bring great disrespect to his family episode.

>It's a Truman can't explain away the futility of life episode

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>it's a "Truman is talking to a cute girl and considers asking her for her number but has to remind himself he's a worthless piece of fucking shit and no one could ever love or be interested in a piece of walking garbage like him so he should just forget about it and work up the decency to blow his brains out and free up oxygen for people who won't waste their time getting stupid fucking music degrees because they're too big of a dumbass to go for stem" episode

>its a Truman is about to lose virginity to a girl and she asks if he's a virgin and he says not really coz his uncle raped him when he was a kid

>>80940348
Fucking lol Truman what did she say to him? Haven't seen that episode in a while.

>>80940348
The intercutting with the archive footage of the rape was fantastic. Really gave that scene some poignancy.

>it's a Truman has done 24 days of nofap and is incredibly horny

>>80940435
I liked how you could see his uncle's silhouette in the doorway while Truman fucked that chick. Very cinematic. Cristof is a genius

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>>80940452
>that season where Truman thinks that by not jerking off it will make him more confident and focused thus finally allowing him to get laid
Truman is so fucking delusional.

>>80940624
I think it's because Truman has fapped so much he can't cum without using his hands so he's trying nofap hoping it can help restore sensitivity

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>its a truman waits for someone to free him from an endless cycle of doing nothing at home trying desperately not to accept the idea no one is coming and that only he can free himself from the prison of his own existence but hes too far gone to try so instead he just lets the days roll by, slowly realizing he's getting older and that his best years are long gone.

>>80940739
Ahhh much more interesting. Had a similar problem where I couldn't cum during sex with a new girl. It was probably a mix of jerking it too much and performance anxiety.

Or Truman did, rather.

>it's a Truman spends everyday telling people how hard college is and how much work he has to do, only to spend all his free time masturbating and shitposting online when he's by himself episode
The college years were weird. They never confirmed it but the producers definitely just marked him favourably right? There's no other way he could've graduated surely

>>80940344
I know this episode well

>>80941151
>that season where Truman Kees crushing his masters classes without putting in any effort
He just got all 4.0s. Shit's easier than undergrad.

>>80941243
Those scenes with Truman crying in the shower every day were really something uh?

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>it's a Truman jacks off to SFM porn of video game characters fucking dogs episode

>its a truman reads about picking up chicks online and then goes out to the city to try and talk to girls but ends up just walking for 2 hours never approaching any girls except to ask for the time once episode

>it's a Truman randomly meets a qt girl that he gets on really great with and has instant chemistry with and can't ask her out cause the rejection would ruin the well-intentioned friendship he's just made but every night he can't stop thinking about her and realises that he's literally in love with her but it's too late now episode

>it's a truman spoils his chances with every woman he is interested in by showing too much interest too soon episode
Jesus Christ, Truman stop it

>it's a truman gets hope by connecting with a cute girl on tinder only to realize he's both mentally unstable and completely boring and scares away any girl within minutes episode

>It's a truman DM's a cute girl on twitter from 6 states away and sparks a connection with her even though she's a literal 10/10 and hes a ugly loser and she'll realize this soon and move on episode

>>80944455
>it's a truman spoils his chances with every woman he is interested in by being unable to show affection at all episode
really getting sick of these

>It's a Truman goes to a Parguayan lobster catching forum to write out a 3rd person account of a pathetic occurrence in his life episode.

>It's a Truman tries to kill himself but the mask falls off in his sleep episode
Getting tired of these reruns

>>80945029
If i took it off would it hurt?

>>80945062
It would be extremely distressing

>it's a Truman gets into mommy-son porn episode

>>80945101
to you

>It's a Truman becomes obsessed with sperm sharking season
That was a hell of a plot

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>>80942098
the one episode I can't watch

>>80946312
you can if you look up noname55 or the firebrand on any of those rule34 websites

>>80942098
>it's a Truman can only connect to 2d girls episode

>it's a Truman pretends to be a gril on /r9k/ to get instant (You)'s episode

>it's a Truman tells to himself that tomorrow will be different but it never is episode
8 months of the same shit, when will they come up with new ideas?

>it's a Truman doesn't know how to show emotion and pushes away the only girl who ever loved him episode

some of the writing hit close to home.

>it's a Truman picks up a kitchen knife and thinks about how much damage he can do right at this moment episode

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>>80940806
fuck
DELET THIS

>>80940806
>It's a Truman has to accept that he's never had any Best years

>>80949047
Right now is your best year.

Yolo.

>>80940806
it truly is the best show of all time

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>its a Truman jacks off to a poisonous but intoxicating mixture of circumcision fetishism, defloration, and catfishing on Tumblr episode

>>80951368
Lisa?

>it's a "Truman listens to music and pretends he's singing the song to his class during a high school talent show despite the fact that he graduated fifteen years ago and none of his classmates knew he existed" episode

They run this one too much

>truman ejaculates after an abnormally long masturbation session
>stares at the ceiling for 10 minutes motionless with his cum drying on his hand and belly

what was he thinking about bros?

>>80951759
>it's a Truman masturbates and look at his reflection in the mirror after cumming and sees a dead inside face looking back at him
Very good framing in those scenes, they are too recurring though

>>80952163
Are you rewatching or something? Truman hasn't looked in a mirror outside of shaving in like 5 years.

>everyones obsession wtih truman masturbating
>no one talks about his racist rants after his friend puts some 6packs into his belly

>its a "Truman has a stable relationship and great sex life" episode

>>80952362
I felt those dream episodes were touching, can't believe they let Cristof use experimental technology to see into Truman's mind, actually i can.

>It's a Truman actively tries to cry himself to sleep because melancholy is the only emotion he feels with an acuity and its the only thing that makes him feel human episode

>>80940344
This episode hit way too close to home. being in STEM didn't make it better

>It's a Truman jerks off to facebook photos of girls he knows and always finds himself finishing as soon as he hits their middle school photos leading him to question things about himself episode

>>80952594
too relatable that Truman

>>80938621
>It's a Truman lets a roommate use his computer while he's at work and has to explain a 10gb rar file from 2008 full of nothing but pictures of sinks when he gets home episode

>>80937012
Bruhs...why does his shadow look like an upbeat Pepe?

>>80952924
>it's a Truman creeps on a girls facebook page and accidently likes a picture she posted 8 years ago episode

I replay it every Halloween, talk about scares!

>Yet another Truman faps to traps and then switches to straight porn at the last second in a futile effort to prove to himself he's still straight episode
this is getting tiresome bruhs

>>80937012
>It's a Truman dreams about his friend that he betrayed years ago so he gets up and checks the locks episode

>That episode where Truman's friend takes him out because they know he's been thinking about suicide and him, his friend and two girls they met get mugged outside the bar by a man with a gun so Truman charges at him hoping to be killed but instead the robber runs away
>That followup episode where the girls are both impressed but his friend knows what really happened was that Truman endangered all of their lives trying to die a very public suicide and never talks to Truman again after that night

>It's a Truman wasted just enough time in his 20s and did nothing of significance that he gets to see every missed opportunity at the last second it passes him, including the perfect job and the love of his life episode

I love how oblivious and dumb he was during the beginning, it was kinda cute.

>>80953113
Since gays dont like traps, I'd say Truman is in the clear

>>80953199
this one was too real.

>it's a Truman anonymously puts hand sanitizer in his black neighbor's mailbox to drop a hint episode

I hope Truman is okay. He doesn't even have to make it. Just be okay for a while Truman. Watch a film, read a book, listen to some music. It's gonna be alright at least for a while.

> it's a Truman takes advantage of a drunk underage teen at a family gathering and nobody can say anything about it or he'll realize his life is a lie so he gets away with incestuous rape repeatedly episode

>>80953244
>That season where Truman gets a terrible surgery and ends up getting a half million from a malpractice suit at 18 and proceeds to buy a house next to the college his friends go to and use it as a party house while not having a job
>The season after where after 5 years all of his friends moved away but Truman is 26 still locked into a mortgage in Tampa doing drugs with undergrad college kids in his house and while running out money from savings his main income comes from charging $5 admission to his biweekly keg parties
>Truman's realization that he doesn't even want to do drugs anymore but he hasn't worked except for a month he was 16 before the injury and has absolutely no marketable skills

>It's a Truman wets the bed but doesn't tell his family and waits till everyone is out of the house to wash his bedding episode

>>80937012

>it's a Truman likes to yell Nigger!, at the top of his lungs then giggle when he's home alone episode

>it's a Truman ejaculates prematurely and feels unable to satisfy a woman episode

>>80953244
>>80953556
I mean, it's so obvious when you watch the episode, right? Sometimes I would yell at the TV, "SOMEONE SLAP TRUMAN, SHOW TRUMAN WHAT HE'S DOING TO HIMSELF. SHOW HIM HOW THERE ARE BEAUTIFUL THINGS IN HIS LIFE THAT WILL NEVER BE THERE FOR HIM AGAIN PASSING BY EVERY DAY", but hey, I'm not the director.

At least he has some good stories to tell for next season. Maybe some characters he met will show up and help him make progress in his life.

>It's a Truman finally works up the courage to ask a girl he really likes out and gets "oh lol" as a response episode
>It's a Truman sees her hooking up with someone on Snapchat the next night and becomes despondant episode

Man these two parters were fucking brutal

>>80941401
>that episode where Truman lost it and started yelling into to the mirror that he has no idea what is he doing and infact never had a clue
Really fooled me, I thought he was such a smart friendly guy

>it's a Truman rapes a little boy episode

>it's the Truman's gambling addiction spirals out of control, and ends up always losing almost all his money before winning it all back on the last game of the round episode

those XFL matches really fucked with his head

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>>80939396
Kill yourself you reddit filth

>That episode where Truman discovers Plumper Pass

Wew lad

>>80938162
>Its a Truman comments on his sexual companions genitals as a masculine penis. Nobody can break character and tell him he's totally gay

>>80940344
D E L E T

>>80953663
Premature ejaculation is a meme, created by women. There is no such thing as "intime ejaculation".

> it's a Truman knows that he should lose weight but he became an alcoholic and basically drank a loaf of bread a day until doctors told him quit or die.

Way to end the season on a cliffhanger jerkoff

>>80940344
This episode was up with there with ozymandias from breaking bad

>Its a Trumans year long existential crisis and bout of DPDR ends abruptly do to a near death experience and he gets home and collapses on his floor happy crying before waking up the next morning feeling like his old self again episode

Is...is he gonna be alright? Is this the start of a new chapter?

>its a Truman falls head over heels with the girl of his dreams only for her to be distant and cold because she's emotionally stunted episode

>its a teenage Truman tries to masturbate and gets interrupted by his Mom just before he can start episode

That happened far too many times in quick succession.

>>80954275
>It's a Truman falls head over heels with his dream girl and actually gets with her only for her to shut him out after falling in love with him and making him feel inadequate and wishing she would just text him like she used to but shes emotionally stunted episode

> it's a Truman's mom tells him someone from his graduating high school class died of an overdose. So Truman has to dust off his yearbook to figure out who the fuck it was.

Oh Rob, they has a short friendship from 11-14 years old

>>80953663
holy fuck, I hate those episode.
It's been 9 years already and Truman hasn't got over that yet.

>>80954163
>it's a Truman can't satisfy a woman episode

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>It's a Truman sexts with a young girl but insists she only send him feet so he's pretty sure it's legal episode

>>80954330
>it's a Truman finally feels happiness and thinks that he can build a future with his girl, only to have her leave him for someone else. And now Truman is colder and only cares about sleeping with girls because he's afraid to get emotionally attached to them because he know's he cant survive another blow as heavy as that one

>>80954330
Actually, Truman knows that feel. You really feel for him when he constantly checks his phone to see if its her and it never is.

The Truman Show would have been a lot more boring if it was in the age of the internet. Just hours on phone/computer, like every 35+ year old.
those people would be watching endless hours of Netflix and they'd have to find a way to profit off those pirate viewers

>>80954330
yep, loved this episode

>Its a Truman hooked up with a girl he met at a bar at new years and just found out she gave him genital warts but hes scared to go to the doctor because hes had the same doctor since he was a kid episode

l didn't like that one

>>80954490
>Truman with internet
>they have to fucking make a small shitty copy only he can access
>not allowed to go to /tv/ and see threads about himself

>It's a Truman does his best to make things work with this girl, but she just get colder and colder

>>80954490
It's an artificial world king nigger can leave out WiFi from Truman's city if he wants you retard wow

>>80954661
No way, he gets to watch regular tv, he'll know something's up.

>It's a Truman has a group project due with a semi attractive emo girl and she suggests they study at his apartment when she hears he lives a 1/4 mile from campus which he misinterprets as wanting to fuck but in reality they just study until her boyfriend picks her up episode

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>It's a Truman wishes he could turn back the hands of time to steal one last kiss from her when they were sitting in that idle car giggling like children and he was shaking because he was so nervous but worked up the nerve to kiss her and she smiled and kissed him again only for Truman to realize that he'll never kiss her again and time doesn't exist and it's an abstraction and he himself is just a bunch of brain chemicals inside of a hairless ape on a big blue marble hurtling through an endless void episode

>>80954574
Just watched that one

It's a Truman's aunt drunk messages him saying that Truman is her son and Truman laughed it off, but it now worried that it might be true. And now Truman has to figure out if he wants to know and if he does then who is Truman's dad. And Truman sure sure sure sure hopes it's not his Dad(Aunt's Brother) episode.


This is one fucked episode lads ha ha ha

Please fucking help Truman

>>80954734
Didn't this one win a daytime Emmy?

>>80954768
well man, can Truman live with this doubt in his mind for the rest of life?

>it's a Truman realizes that all of his endeavors have ended in disappointment and the only thing he truly wants out of life is to sleep and drink until he dies episode
It's going to be a long, boring final season.

>>80954734
WELP

>>80954813
>final
Keep telling this to yourself

>>80954808
Just watched the previews and I think Truman can live with the doubt if it means he lives without knowing he's a GOD DAMN INCEST BABY. Which for Truman is a very scary possibility

>>80954574
STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP AHHHHHHHHHHH

>it's a Truman accidently hits someone with his car at night and too scared to call for help so he drives the body in to the woods and hides it there season finale
I really hope no one saw him that night

>>80954833
Truman seems to be clutching his right side a lot, as if suffering from sharp pains, and there's an unusual amount of dark blood in his stool, so the series can't last too much longer.

>>80944780
That episode really got me

The season where Truman went on a 3 month acid binge while his shitty college apartment slowly deteriorated into a depressing mess really spoke to me.

Poor fool.

>Its a Truman has been working on a musical project for 6+ months and keeps telling himself that this month will finally be the month he releases it but purposely procrastinates knowing his greatest achievement will be laughed at and told "what shit is this lmao" episode

They really need to get back to the roots of the show

>>80954869
welp,than if Truman is an incest baby he should be grateful that he is not a fuckin mutant.
he must see things on the bright side

>>80954909
I think i saw another episode where truman gets sharp pains in his left chest almost weekly

I mean the shows gotta end one day right

>>80955056
Truman sure seems grateful about that but now every fuck up Truman has a little piece of him says it's because he's a god damn incest baby.

>>80955025
Share a sample

>>80955025
Care to post the Truman audio clip? missed that episode

>It's a Truman goes to see Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and walks out before the end because nobody wants to see Sam's Mom act like a moron on dope episode

Do they get refunded for not having their entire film shown or what?

>it's a Truman relapses back into alcoholism episode.

>It's a Truman is in his senior year of university and is worried about his future episode

>>80937012
>It's a Truman is arguing with some autists on /r9k/ about circumcision instead of doing some productive episode.

>it's a Truman finds an e-gf who eventually dumps him for not giving her enough attention episode

>>80938286
You just ruined it

>It's a Truman has crippling depression but can't seek help because then he'll be kicked out of the army, which is the only thing he's ever wanted to do and will have no direction or skills in life if he leaves, so he hides it under a veil of humour and binge drinking episode
That one was real dark.

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It's a Truman is an attractive 6'4" male who wants nothing more than to be a cute girl but know's he is too many looking to ever pass so he starts doing roids and lifting even harder in an attempt to self medicate his mental illness and push the feelings away but it just makes him hate himself even more episode

I don't know what show you guys are talking about but I'm a total failure who's wasting his life. I'm not even depressed. How do I fix this?

>>80955025
Truman shouldn't worry about the reception of his musical project since music represents what he is and what he felt while making it and poking at it for another year won't change the tone of it.

He should also know that regardless if it's shit to the general public, someone out there will like it.
Truman can then start a fresh project and try new things if he didn't like the old ones.

The main part Truman needs to know about is that you have to take the leap sometimes and stop putting something off due to fears. Fears are bad, and Truman knows this.

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>>80937012
>it's a Trumen meets a hot transexual on Tinder, and is so horny that he makes out with her in a car and gets her to suck him off while he fingers her butt, but halfway through realizes how strange he feels about the whole thing and loses his erection, drives her back to her car and stops talking to her and never tells anyone episode

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>It's a Truman realizes he's actually just a weird-looking loser who has done nothing with his life and has no motivation to do anything but browse imageboards and passively consume visual media and not a cool and mysterious character like in his animes episode
>It's a Truman promised his mom he would wake up before noon so he could get a ride to the gym in a vain attempt to better himself but is still up at 3:30 AM episode
>It's a Truman spends 8 years in his room with no human contact besides his parents, the internet, and grocery store employees episode

>>80955025
It's shit and you should just delete it and start over.

t. Kanye West

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>>80940344
I remember laughing myself to sleep to this episode...it really resonated with me.

>>80940344
? playing an instrument is the easiest way to get laid, just tell her you've been uninspired lately and can't compose as well as you usually can. this'll make her want to inspire you because every girl wants to have a song written about them, it's fucking romantic

>>80939396
yes, they're /r9k/ threads disguised as /tv/ threads

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>it's a Truman wallows in self-pity as a NEET for years on end realizing that the longer he does nothing the harder it becomes to do anything but he doesn't know how to stop the cycle of self-hatred while praying that some miraculous event will make him feel loved, capable, and worthwhile as a human being but at the same time knowing it will never happen because he places no effort into improving his lot in life since he feels he himself is not worth the time and energy episode

>it's a Truman become more and more sick of wageslaving and begins to wonder whether or not he's expected to do this his whole life without any thought and if the people around him actually don't mind it and have never questioned it

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>It's a Truman gets drunk and spends a few thousand dollars on shoes and sports memorabilia on ebay and now only has $32 and no groceries in his house until a week from now episode

Truman's gonna look tight as fuck in those throwback Jordans while he's eating ramen noodles though.

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>it's a Truman is 20 and still can't drive and he suddenly realizes that if he ever gets married and his wife gets pregnant then he can't drive her to the hospital but then he remembers he's never even been on a date so it's pointless to worry about it right now

>>80942098
I have watched this episode many times over.

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>>80958486
>It's a Truman is 24 and still can't drive and his wife has to drive herself to the hospital when she's in labor and she never lets him hear the end of it episode

She's also Truman's ex-wife now so fuck that cunt. At least Truman's kid is cool as fuck.

>it's a truman gets turned on by the smell of his own cock after a shower episode

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>It's a Truman becomes increasingly paranoid after seeing his wife talk to a seemingly invisible camera about advertisements and keeps a mental note to strangle her violently with an extension cord if she starts speaking about Venezuelan coffee machines one more damn time episode

>>80959132
I'm pretty sure your penis isn't supposed to smell after taking a shower, Truman.

>>80939396

Some are personal, & some are just downright absurdness made up for keks

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>>80959229

>its a truman opens the microwave door before it beeps because he doesn't want to wake his mom episode

>>80940806
Fucking hell

>>80960359
is that all you've got anon?

>it's a Truman makes a nest of toilet paper to shit squatting under his shower episode

>>80954330
I liked the way he pretended to move on and got into a serious relationship but would still facebook stalk her occasionally and was clearly emotionally closed off from his new gf. It felt very genuine

>>80937012
>its a Truman tries to fuck a 15 year old in the bushes but is too drunk to get it up

He really dodged a bullet there

>>80954807
No, it was snubbed because they said it was "unrealistic" and that no one would miss an ex gf that much

>>80961656
>it's a truman doesnt realize he still sexually molested an underage girl and gets prosecuted by admitting guilt online

say hi to tryone fucko

>>80961678
;_;

the feels need to go away already

It's a Truman was a Kissless virgin until he was 26 and finally kisses a girl, gets a girlfriend and has sex with the same woman but all his insecurities, lack of confidence and paranoia prevent him from enjoying any of it.

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>it's a Truman keeps storing dead cats in his freezer episode

it's weird seeing his wife try to ignore it

>it's a Truman breaks up with the only girl who will ever really love him because he's still in love with his ex-gf even though they haven't talked in 3 years and it was barely a relationship episode
Fucking hell Truman, just let it go already

>It's a Truman keeps jerking off to reruns of Nickelodeon shows trying to recapture the time in his life when he was young and had hope episode

>>80946505
>noname55
>look it up
>go to patreon
>there's a link to a few vids
>they are absolute and complete trash

Dude if you don't make the assets, the sound, not even the rigs, JUST animate the stuff.... and you do a shitty job at it, you should be burned, not asking for money.

>>80961776
omg you too watch it

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>it's a Truman lies about pretty much everything to his classmates in highschool cause he's insecure and wishes his life was more interesting, but then eventually people find out he's full of shit and everyone stops talking to him and he has to move schools episode

>>80961794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsOR1-dqqE0
Is this a common thing?

>It's a Truman starts using the weirdest sci-fi theories, like the one that he's the only human in a world of robot, in order to explain his difficulties in acquiring friends and the lack of a significant other since he was born episode

What a silly guy, surely going to the psychologist or complaining to his mother won't help him

>>80962076
You should end yourself if you really did it

>>80952273
>it's a Truman gets drunk and sends redpills to his parents, then is too embarrassed to talk about it the next day and then eventually tries to explain it as he meant to send it to a friend but they now think you are crazy and a racist since you never fully explained it episode
Felt relatable

>>80962332
no I was just referring to that because it's fucking gross

>>80962394
thats the thing in this thread you take issue with, you should kill yourself anon

>>80962373

that was him figuring out his life was a tv show

>>80962399
>He thinks that explaining it means people won't think he's a crazy racist
If it walks and quacks, Anon.

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>>80952594

>>80962745
Nah my mum is already pretty racist but against Muslims not Jews. My dad is smart enough to get it but is the kind of person who denies what he does the like.

>it's a truman actually has cybersex with a girl from chatroulette episode
>8 years of episodes later nothing sexual has been shown since
pretty fucking weird if you ask me, age 16-24 are usually peak areas of sexual activity for men

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>>80937591
wtf truman is hitler now

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>>80963130
>Smart enough to believe in global conspiracies
>Smart enough
>Smart

T

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What did they mean by this?

>>80963185
Is Hitler /our guy/?

>>80963366
Truman is very small.

>>80963366
That is the shittiest looking pizza I have ever seen. Even worse than the British pizza they made on slices of bread. Fucking hell they have lost the plot.

>>80963310
>dumb enough to think a certain group doesnt hold all the power even though it has been recorded through history that certain groups held power
???

>>80937591
Episode

>>80938025
episode

>>80938286
episode

>>80938341
episode

>>80938394
episode

>>80938473
episode

>>80939832
episode

>>80939981
episode

>>80940348
episode

>>80940452
episode

>>80940806
episode

>>80949047
episode

>>80952163
episode

>it's a Truman realizes that everything will end sometime and now this knowledge is impairing him from enjoying things while they last episode

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>>80963487
>It's an all me

>>80963487
>it's a Truman has autism

>>80962587
Yeah, that was true
But not when he thought to be a superior form of being

>>80963548
episode

>>80937591
episode

>>80938025
episode

>>80938286
episode

>>80938341
episode

>>80938394
episode

>>80938473
episode

>>80939832
episode

>>80939981
episode

>>80940348
episode

>>80940452
episode

>>80940806
episode

>>80949047
episode

>>80952163
episode

>>80963546
episode

>>80951759
> It's a Truman listens to music and fantasizes the song played during his graduation ceremony but then remembers that he remembers the graduation ceremony of his sister (from a much better school) and that he completely forgot going to school to get his certificate on the actual day and had to collect it days later from the schools office to see all the Ds and 3 Fs and then scolds himself for doing nothing but thinking back on his school years for half a decade episode

I am thinking about dropping the show soon.

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>It's a Truman is almost 30 and still wakes up in terror thinking he is late for school or missed a test episode

>It's a Truman spends an hour trying to remove a cyst from his scrotum episode
>cuts himself and gets blood all over the place before passing out

>it's a Truman plays video games for a week straight and fucks his sleep schedule beyond recognition episode

>>80953199
I was writing a fanfiction like that episode for years before. I am sure the writers stole my idea.

>>80963465
>The ebul Jews!!!!

>>80963921
>ebul
kill yourself

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>>80937012
>now you cannot unsee his shadow look like pepe
>deepest lore

>It's a Truman is phonefagging in an elevator and the woman who he's in the elevator with gives him a disgusted look and it takes far too long for him to realise that there's a mirror behind him and she can see all the furry porn than some anon was posting in the thread episode.
Serves him right for being a dumb phoneposter.

>>80954330
Shit, saw this episode a couple of times

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>It's a Truman accidentally smokes crack at a party and now all he can think about is getting more of that delicious crack episode

>>80956753
Manilla?

>The episode where Trumans friends have to tell him that she doesn't really like him otherwise she wouldn't ignore him
>That clipshow episode where he thinks back on all the fun and intimate moments he had with her that his friends didn't witness and realized they'll never fully understand
>That episode from her point of view where she's hooking up with random people in bars, looks down at her phone to see a text from Truman, amd ignores it

>>80963921
>kicked out of every country they were ever in
>not the problem