Who is the best douchbag character in tv and film history? Starting

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>>80935703
... Jake here thinks I'm telling you a secret, which will cause him to break into a hysterical confession where he actually reveals a big secret.

>>80935703
Reminder that Shooter Mcgavin was in the right

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Chet from Weird Science

I EAT PIECES OF SHIT LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST

>>80937467

explain

>>80937664
Not him, but Shooter was right. Happy was turning golf into Wrestlemania, it had lost it's prestige and tradition in favor of ratings. Sure, Shooter was an asshole. But he was still right.
It is in a way an allegory of what happens when you allow a Jew in

>>80937747
>all Ellis wanted was to make deals, snort coke, and fuck bitches

RIP big guy

>>80937747
>Hans boobie! I'm your white knight

>>80937396
kev? jakey jakey, about to make a big..mistakey?

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>>80937900

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>>80935703
>so do you need anything else or are you good?
>oh I'm good. The question is, Nancy, are you good?
>I'm alright sure
>I have a friend Nancy. He strings tennis rackets for a living. He's the best. He can't do anything else, but where do the worlds tennis pros go when they need their racket strung? Him. Why? Cause he has a gift.
>fascinating piece of trivia
>nancy I too have a gift
>uh huh
>I can make sweet sweet love to a woman like no other man
>mmhm
>after I lost this hand this one became.. extra sensitive. Heh I think you know what I mean. The reason I bring this up Nancy, is I'm not gonna be able to pay that check, but I think I've got something much more valuable I can give you. Much more than .. twenty two dollars and eighty nine cents. DOUBLE that at least. So Nancy, would you like me to string your racket?
>that's my husband over there. See the cook?
>ohh I gotcha. Gotta keep this on the down low. Okay act natural and meet me in the men's room in three minutes. But I gotta warn you, you're gonna want to leave your husband for me and I can't let that happen. Family values. Okay toots, see you in three