>Twins, Max! 16 years old. Can you imagine the mathematical

>>80903899
I don't know, what'djew mean by this

>every woody allen movie has nonchalant pedophilia references and is about a man doing something awful and then getting away with it with no consequences
huh

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>I'm doing a sociological study on perversion. I'm up to Advanced Child Molesting.

What did he mean by this?

>>80904208
>>80904221
The madman actually got away with it, and is praised.

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SANDY: I’m not attracted to her. What are you talking about?

DORRIE: Staring at her all through dinner. Giving each other looks.

SANDY: Stop it. She’s fourteen. She’s not even fourteen. She’s thirteen and a half.

DORRIE: I don’t care. I used to play those games with my father, so I know. I’ve been through all that.

SANDY: What games? You think I’m flirting with your kid cousin?

DORRIE: You smile at her.

SANDY: Yeah, I smile at her. I’m a friendly person. What do you want? She’s a kid. This is stupid. I don’t want to have this conversation.

>She's 17. I'm 42 and she's 17. I'm older than her father, can you believe that? I'm dating a girl, wherein, I can beat up her father.

what did he mean by this?

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What did he mean by this?

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>>80903899
>>80904221
>>80904288
>>80904289
>every single one of these is real

Stop trying to frame this man

He literally did nothing wrong

>>80904385
>Uncle (((Shlomo)))

/pol/ is always right...

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>>80904527
Woody Allen is Jewish?!?!?!

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>>80904518
We're just examining the motifs of his kinography

>>80904664
Stop posting

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>>80903899
>twins
>mathematical possibilities
no.. it couldn't be..

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>>80904596
HOLY SHIT DUDE

I THINK.. HE MIGHT BE!

>>80903899
Why are many of his newer films simply abysmal? To Rome with Love, in particular, has him in a role playing the neurotic shtick, which combines with his age and droopy eyelid to be a truly pathetic role.

>>80903899
what Woody Allen movie should I watch so I get a gist of what he's about?

>>80904868
actually to Rome with Love was pretty cute, the Society movie he put out last year was hot garbage

>>80905108
The one where he's an alien from the past who is surprised by soup or something

>>80905108
annie hall

it's pretty funny, probably his best known film besides manhattan, and the source of OP's quote

GOAT christopher walken and jeff goldblum cameos too

>>80905142
>kstew
>how garbage
Cafe Society is the best film he's done since Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

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>>80905227
The problem is comedy ages like a white woman on a sunbed. Therefore it's more difficult to appreciate Woody Allen films today.

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>>80904868
He got a wife who he loves and who loves him, he isn't inspired to write robotcore anymore

>>80905142
Cafe Society was great, although most of that was due to the lighting and cinematography but the rest was still pretty good.

>>80905698
>He's got a daughter who he "loves" and who knows where the money comes from.

FTFY

>>80905988
>ex-wife's adopted daughter
creepy? sure.
illegal? nah.
Plus, they've been together for ages. Which is more than I can say for most Hollywood marriages.

>>80903899
He's just a classier and more pretentious Dan Schneider when you get down to it.

>>80905423
>comedy ages like a white woman on a sunbed.
True. I think his earlier comedies may be easier for new watchers to enjoy. "What's Up, Tiger Lily?", "Take the Money and Run" and "Sleeper" are classic comedy.

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>>80904767
Everything is better in Charlie's voice