In 1989, Hamm enrolled at the University of Texas, where he was

based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1z4JfxFb6c

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>Hamm will never sodomize you with his monster cock

Why even live?

lol nice

>>80900120
#ChadMindset #MAGA

Having elephant walked I can assure you thumb sodomy is frowned upon.

>>80900120
>The entire freshman pledge
Jesus

>>80900120
>Hamm then single handily sodomized the entire freshman pledge class using only his right thumb in a Sigma Nu tradition known as the elephant walk.

I really missed out by not joining a fraternity.

>>80900307
What does the elephant walk entail precisely? Enlighten us who never joined a frat.

>>80900120
He always looked like a fucking bully. Which means he probably put his dick in as many sluts as he could. Good man.

>>80901006
He also has the classic Big Dick Face.

>>80900120
>single-handedly
delicious pun

>>80900495
You grab the junk of the guy in front of you and walk in a circle. When I did it for SAE, the brothers were on the roof throwing full beer cans at us while we did it.

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>>80900120
Is this real?

>>80901402
At LSU sigma pledges are put in a room with a goat and told that if no one fucks the goat, none of them will get in. Then, the guy who fucks the goat gets denied and everyone else moves along at pledges.

>no source

Yeah sure

>>80901649
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=jon+hamm+fraternity+hazing

>>80901402
Why would you do this shit?
Are Americans that desperate for "friends"?

>>80900120
>tfw I was in sigma nu for 1 semester at jacksonville universtiy, but quit the night of a male only camping trip

dodged a bullet there

>>80901496
>Louisiana
Fucking livestock. College; what a ride. All the frat parties I went to were kind of boring. I mean, the people weren't very interesting. Off campus parties usually had much weirder shit going on. Still, all the sorority girls were great. Made the parties worth every moment. I wouldn't change a beat.

>>80901496
LOL

>>80901873
Baton Rouge is backwater as fuck. They full on butt chug 3-4 beers at once.

Based Hamm hog

>>80901649
Wikipedia newbitch.

Why do Amerilards join these meme groups?

>>80901934
>butt chugging
lol

I'm from the north, but I gotta say, southern girls are the best. I dated a girl from Shreveport for a while. Southern people are pretty fun, in general.

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>>80901402
no wonder aremicans are a bunch of cucks.

>>80902060
lol you wouldn't last 1 week in my frat nerd

>>80900120
>Hamm was leading him around the fraternity house with the claw of a hammer beneath Sanders' genitals, and Sanders' clothes were set on fire.
the absolute mad men

>>80901402
Is there anything more gay on earth than frat life? I just imagine two bros tag teaming some dumb freshman while they gaze into each others eyes.

>>80902060
You just throw that word at everything don't you? Fucking apply yourself for fuck sake, you're parents must be ashamed of you.

>>80902156
Highschool football locker rooms

>>80902118
Oh no how will I survive without having other guys stick their fingers in my ass and touching my dick and balls in front of other guys

Literally the news that cost him the Negan role.

F

>>80902264
kek

>>80901496
Is that how you keep out the muslims?

>>80900120
A Hollywood actor was a horrific degenerate in college. Color me surprised

>>80901797
non-burger, but I'm pretty sure the big selling point of frats is they're well connected. They can easily get you beer and drugs, and later in life you can get places just by being in the same frat as another dude

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>"Paul Dano wasn't actually originally cast in 12 Years a Slave. Rumor has it that at some point during the shoot he randomly wandered onto the Louisiana set and started ordering the black actors around,[5] screaming obscenities at them. Steve McQueen, having the deft touch and artistic integrity that he does, kept the cameras rolling and was able to capture most of the footage. They even made some adjustments to the original story in order to work the harrowing footage into the film.[6][7]

>The offensive limerick "Run Nigger Run" in 12 Years a Slave was originally penned as a short limerick only four lines long.[8] The extended lyrics and decision to sing them while clapping to the beat were improvised on the spot by Paul Dano during shooting, much to the confusion of the crew and his fellow cast members. It is reported that in original cuts of the scene, other cast members can be seen shifting uncomfortably for several minutes as Dano continues to sing and clap his hands.[9] The film's lead actor Chiwetel Ejiofor was so impressed with Dano's performance that he convinced director Steve McQueen to include the full song in the movie and edit the scene accordingly.[10]

>Paul Dano reportedly stayed in character during the filming of 12 Years a Slave.[11][12] This led to a number of awkward interactions with the predominantly black cast and the film's director, who is also black. According to lead actor Chiwetel Ejiofor, Dano took to calling the black actors "minstrel niggers" and would feign a stereotypical slave accent when conversing with director Steve McQueen, calling him "massa" and "boss nigger".[11][13]

Interesting to read about these practices and then hear these same people saying shit like "kissing men on the cheek to greet them is gay" or "only faggots use bidets because it stimulates you sexually".

>>80902600
That's pretty fucking awesome

>>80902539
>later in life you can get places
That's the entire point of frats. Being connected. The rest of it, is just doing crazy college shit because you can.

Frats sound gay as fuck dude.

>>80902690
Why do idiots believe obviously fake shit? Why are you so dumb and naive Anon?

>>80902776
You're welcome to provide your proof that it didn't happen, I'll wait. Take your time.

>guys I completely humiliated you and made you feel less than human
>now you can be my friend and live near me

fucking why would anyone do this?

>>80902921
>why would someone want to fuck hot sorority girls
> why would someone want access to a test bank in college
>why would someone wantbetter connections late in life
>why would someone want access to all the benefits of joining a well-connected group

Beats me, anon. Can't figure out why.

>>80904111
>h-hey guys if i let you fuck me in the ass you'll get me a job 30 years from now, right?

>>80904111
i cant figure out why another man would want to be fucked and cucked just to join a frat, you have to be pretty pathetic to go through that

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So do people in frats like Jon Hamm (the alphas) ever actually get hazed too? Or do the alphas just haze the less cool beta pledges???

Also
>tfw you'll never get hazed by the hammaconda

Kill me now. He better do a nude scene in his career

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>>80904111
>why would someone want to fuck hot sorority girls
>do something really gay so you can do something really straight
Yup, that logic seems to check out.

>>80902759
They are gay as fuck.

>>80901797

It gets kind of out of hand, but it's still great and pays off big dividends. College life is choice and packed with qts and parties, brothers all over helping each other out. Sure, pledging blows, but it doesn't last forever, and it's not like you don't get to do it to people later.

>>80904443
Have you never sacrificed anything for the greater good?

>>80901402
>>80901496
>>80900120

>americans

>>80900120
good looking men are the most dangerous creatures out there quite honestly. they have the belief they can get away with murder and the aggression to do so

>>80902156

You don't make eye contact in a threeway you fucking homo.

>>80900120
>In 1989, Hamm enrolled at the University of Texas
Isn't he british?

>>80904443
Socialising is gay. If you want sex you have to do it, though

>When he forgot the last of Hamm's nicknames, which included MC Hammer and Young Bobby, he recalled how Hamm got "mad, I mean really mad'.
mc hammer, what a based nickname.

Texas frats are no joke

not only are they gay but the dangerous kind of gay

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>>80900120
Chad never loses, does he?

>>80901402
>>80901496
This is real?
I thought this only happened in movies wtf

That sounds gay as fuck..

Is it ok to be a gay frat member or do they beat fags in those groups?

>>80904111
slave morality

>>80901496
>>80901402
>these are the Americans that consider Muslim degenerate

>>80904684

Goat isn't real, but the elephant walk is totally a thing. You'll notice the goat is written as some secondhand thing he's just heard. Rumors fly, and stuff that almost might have happened like once is stated as absolute fact.

>>80900120
>liberal actor is a faggot
wait what

>>80901402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG-wq6SJqjU

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the lord of the chads must be stopped

>>80900120
How does one even become this Chad? This guy literally has every thing a man could have. Height, godtier looks, perfect jawline, full head of hair, good facial hair, and a big dick. How does someone win the genetic lottery this much?

>>80905981
both his parents died by the time he was 20

>>80904595
No, he's Australian.

>>80905981
>>80906002
and he just got out of rebab for alcoholism + has vitiligo but hey at he least he banged tina fey and amy poehler amirite

Proud to be a Phi

>>80900120
>americucks get a big ass debt just to be harassed by your "lads" and to fuck a goat

>>80901402
generic post turning this into an /int/ thread because I am yuropoor with nothing interesting in my head

>>80904693
That's why the guy that fucks the goat doesn't get in, retard.

t. guy who fucked the goat and got denied

>>80901496
That's fuckin hilarious

>>80902600
/ourguy/ does it again xD

>>80906272
Americans don't say "lad," laddie. If you want to talk about gay male subcultures, look at the UK

>>80904337
All pledges get hazed, regardless of how "alpha" they are. This is the nature of pledging.

>>80906537
so they call each other "daddy" while their hold their dicks mutually or do they yell "babe" when a thumb is introduced into their anus
lmao

>>80904111
If you have to rely on being in a frat to get a job after college you must really suck at what you do

>>80906685
Epic

>>80902600
I tried looking up information for this, I'm NOT the anon you were talking to, I can't find any information on this article.
I'm going to go with this is fake..

>>80906765
>the interest rate keeps rising
EPIC

>>80906555
Imagine having to grab Jon Hamm's massive dong and walk as part of hazing.

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>being surrounded by fit frat boys doing gay stuff

Man, I should've joined one

>>80907128
This.

>>80907128
>join gay frat
>hazing is just straight up gay orgy

Syracuse Uni here, as someone who's quit two different frats that shit is retarded. If you're not a complete sperglord you can find parties, fuck attractive women, and not blow 800-1200 a semester on dues. It's nothing more than glorified paying for friends

>>80907382
Nah. Hazing would be giving the fattest fag hag cunnilingus.. without letting her shower first.

Lol I have friends in frats and now hamms chronic alcoholism makes so much more sense

>>80901496
what is with numales and sex?

>>80907464
My college didn't even have them. Our parties were still crazy and fun... at least until the millennials showed up...

>>80904517
this, college is a dream coming true for numales, the equivalent of pataya for numales who cannot go there

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>>80906798
>being this new

Where does the meme that he has a big dick come from, source or pic?

>>80901402
Faggot

>>80907635

A bunch of pictures with a big penis-shaped thing flopping around in his pants, and some rumors that the Mad Men producers had to insist on him wearing underwear because his King Kong dong was getting distracting in tight 60s pants.

>>80907635
Google Jon Hamm penis it's pretty common knowledge. Apparently he used to go commando on set of mad men and they made him wear underwear cz his dick was too big and obvious or something like that

>>80907635
Learn how to google, grandma.
There are literally hundreds of fucking pics.

The meme comes from retarded women who are completely unable to judge measurement, and have no fucking concept about how dicks work. At best he's a slightly above average shower(as apposed to grower). Not even notably thick. Nothing special about his dick at all other than the fact that he never wears underwear and lets it flop around in his pants. But because he's an attractive man, women go crazy.

If an ugly guy walked around commando with the exact same dick, they'd make fun of him and call him a creep.

>>80907690
Hmm I don't get this if I wear decently tight pants my penis shows even with underwear on and mine is only like 7.5in. If I went commando that shit would be obvious with even regular pants.

>>80907868
>only like 7.5in
stop.

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>>80901402
>>80901496
>>80904111
kek
fraggots were always a joke on my campus

And hot sorority chicks? 9 out of 10 of them were fucking ugly whales. Frat guys at the University of Tennessee were desperate autists who had to have their dads buy a set of friends for them. The rest of us made friends normally in the dorms.

>be in my early 30s
>still get a boner from loose fabric rubbing my junk
>have thick dick and giant balls
>dick sticks straight out when hard
>have to keep junk contained in tight briefs so I don't get arrested

I wish I could go commando in public... my poor squashed nuts.

>>80900197
Imagining a scene were he puts his thump up the ass a another student and walks around like this with this as background music.

>>80906798
First day huh?

>Remember you're here forever.

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>>80901496
>>80901402
>>80900120
this is the gayest shit I've ever heard

>Just two percent of American men are fraternity men; and yet those two percent hold a wildly disproportionate share of the highest positions of leadership and accomplishment in the country. Seventeen of twenty-six (65%) US Presidents since 1877 have been fraternity men. 76% of all US Congressmen and 39% of US Senators have been fraternity men. Since 1910, forty of forty-seven (85%) of US Supreme Court Justices have been fraternity men or sorority women. 85% of Fortune 500 key executives are fraternity or sorority alumni. Of the fifty largest US corporations, forty-three (86%) are headed by fraternity men or sorority women.

>>80908768
>going to college
lmao

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>>80908768
Not surprising. Frats are a big filter for good looking white upper-class people. If you're an ugly loser or ethnic, joining a frat won't save you. Life is all about being a rich WASP.

>>80902607
Kys fag

hello i am a man. nice to meet you

>>80910188

Hello bumfriend

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>>80908768
WASPs rule the world

>>80902264
Keked audibly and my gf asked me what I'm browsing

>>80906506
Hi, Chiwetel Ejiofor.

>>80900120
>Hamm then single handily sodomized the entire freshman pledge class using only his right thumb in a Sigma Nu tradition known as the elephant walk
Googling this phrase turns up nothing

Everything else is true, just not the sodomizing part.

Fact check for yourselves motherfuckers.

>>80902264
Wrecked.

>>80900120
If he did this, I hope he ends his life drooling in a nursing home. And guess who head nurse will be?

>>80910842
>And guess who head nurse will be?

Jay Baruchel?

>>80900495

Im an SAE right now. My chapter would never do this gay shit.

>>80901402

Im an SAE right now. My chapter would never do this gay shit

>>80900120
Lol sigma nu were bitches on the school I went to.

>>80904649
This. I was also in a frat at UT (not saying which one). Part of our initiation was them driving us out into the woods in Austin blindfolded and shitfaced and letting us loose with nothing but a handle of vodka each. They told us that we had to find our way back to the house by morning, and each of our handles had to be finished. There was one brother there that watched us, well, he was yelling and whipping us with his belt. But yeah, one of the pledges in my group was hospitalized for alcohol poisoning that night.

People die every few years in Texas college hazing.

>>80913395
Oh and we were all naked.

>>80906052
He has? Also boo fucking hoo, vitiligo is literally nothing when you're already white

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>>80901797
>>80904684
>>80902060
>>80907672
>>80907672
What you folks don't realize is that this is a military throwback that goes back to the Templars.

If you can't endure the shit and gore that brotherhood entails then you can't be trusted to hold up your end when the real enchilada starts.

Why does every culture in history have psychotic rites of passage?

>>80900307
>>80900495
>>80901402
The real elephant walks like we do in real countries with history is simply reaching the hand of the guy in front of you between his legs and with the other hand you reach between your legs to catch the hand of the guy before you

It's way less homoerotic and it makes you walk all cramped up

>>80914219
If they were simple and easy to do, there'd be no point.

>>80914219
Ritual behavior is human behavior.

>>80900197

My mother is the only person I know who can play the piano accordion and she can play this while dancing it's fucking hilarious.

>>80901006
You sound like a cuck.

>>80913032
Agreed, I'm in a fraternity at a school with a huge greek life, gayzing is something we joke about, not something that actually happens

>>80906798
autism

>>80900197
>>80900197
Hey its that simpson song

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>>80907635

>>80907813
t. dicklet

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>>80901402
but n-no homo, right?

>>80906714
which to me explains all our fucking politicians. just look at a guy like anthony weiner. that retard obviously got to his position through merit and connections

>>80904111
>you need to be in a frat to get sorority girls

>>80901469

Yup, this really happened. Mediocre tabloid link for ya:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3040460/He-MAD-really-MAD-picture-Jon-Hamm-s-hazing-victim-beaten-paddle-set-fire-confined-grave-carved-frat-basement-couldn-t-remember-Man-Men-star-s-nickname-MC-Hammer.html

>all the shit this thread

Jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with america. You guys seriously need some traumas to get back on track. Fucking hell

>>80919912
He MAD really MAD picture Jon Hamm s hazing victim beaten paddle set fire confined grave carved frat basement couldn t remember Man Men star s nickname MC Hammer

>>80920003
I'm Swedish and even I find all this shit degenerate and gay as fuck.

Reverend Hamm is best Hamm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoZuziNibto

>Jon Hamm will never destroy your dick and asshole

>>80904595
no joke for some reason i thought he was british as well but nope he is full american