>predatory monsters >eyes on the side of their heads This

>>80897829
Unless you know, vision isn't their primary sense, like sharks... you dumb bitch.

>>80897874
I was about to say this. Sight is actually a pretty limited sense in the animal kingdom compared to scent and sound.

>>80897829
You're assuming that they hunt by sight

Also source?

>>80897829
Those eyes are still facing forward, ish
Not much different from carcharodontosaurus
Plus given the size of the nostrils, I doubt vision is its primary sense.

>>80897874
OP thinking he's a smart cunt status : Denied

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>>80897829

>>80897829
Some predatory animals in the kingdom have no eyes.

>>80897929
The Great Wall

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>>80897874
>tfw life is a flick with bad creature design

>>80898016
wow, I thought this was from Kong.

>>80897829
OP BTFO

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>>80897874
I mean, sharks rely on their smell more than anything, but let's not pretend they don't prey by sight. Sight is the reason they come after surf boards.

>>80897829
It can obviously see straight ahead easily

>>80898052
Nah, Kong had cool monsters like water bull, swamptopuss, giant logbug.

>>80898090
Exactly. By using sight, they end up eating surf boards. Like idiots.

>>80898016
Oh that whitesploitation movie?

>>80898116
>Cool

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>>80897874

>>80897829
>monster

There you go, you autist. Monsters are supernatural affronts to nature. They're not meant to be biologically sound.

>>80898090
>>80898122

Still the apex predator of the ocean....

>>80898116
>cool
They were just bigger versions of existing animals. Makes sense on the island but not really cool.

>>80898524
Those were blind tho

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Masterpiece

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>>80898445
Forgetting something

>>80898202
>>80898474
They were cool to me.
I don't like overly designed complicated, unrealistic creatures.

>>80898539
wtf?! downloading now

>>80898139
It was actually quite good

>>80898539
>3 kills
>1 death

What was even the point of these acrobats

>>80898549
These are so OP
nerf them pls

>>80897874
How the fuck do sharks smell underwater? Wouldn't they just get a bunch of saltwater up their nostrils. That would sting like a bitch.

>>80898539
wtf I love Chinkywood now

>>80898635
Yeah, that's why they're always mad

>>80898539
Wait, what movie is this?

>>80898557
How about a little creativity at least.

>>80898539
>It's a China overtly depicts steppelanders as mindless monsters episode
WEW

>>80898576
no it wasn't, it was fucking retarded

>>80898549
Are these fuckers the goat hunters in the animal kingdom

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>>80898597
They have one weakness, a tasty fresh fish they'll do anything for one

>>80898592
Communist Party propaganda to show that the individual is useless and that through sacrifice they can help others

>Chinks are making kino now

SOON

>>80898539
Jesus christ look at this trash. And retarded libcucks were whining about Matt Damon?

>>80898549
>sharks fuck with some black unknown specie
>BLACKED SHARKS

Blacks are truely the superior rare, sharks getting cucked by BBO.

>>80898699
Except for humans, yeah

They do some crazy shit
Like hunt down bigger whales in order to eat their lips and tongue
Nothing else
Because fuck you
Or eat baby seals that can't swim yet by beaching themselves.
Because babies taste better.
Or creating waves via vortex to knock seals/penguins off ice.

>>80897829
>literally just finished watching this movie
>hop into /tv/
>see this
bruh

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>>80898788
1v1?

No way, killer whales are only effective as a pack

>>80898815
Orcas bringing the bantz before bantz was even a thing, they truly are smarter than us

>>80898762
hahah is this the movie set in the great wall of china? what the fuck lol i thought it was about medieval shogun war and shit hah jesus what kind of movie is that ahahaha kill me

>>80898539
the fuck are they biting with marshmallow teeth?

>>80898676
Read the thread.

>>80897874
OP destroyed

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>>80897874
Goddamn get fucked, OP.

>>80898946
1v1 by far

A small orca weighs almost double what an average great white does
Remember the square cube law.

Orcas are faster due to being a true warmblood, smarter, and with sonar, can "see" far better

Cetaceans have also been seen to abuse sharks' tonic immobility by flipping them over.
Even smaller cetaceans like dolphins have been seen to do that.

>>80898946
>1v1?
>No way
Kek, keep dreaming white shark cuck, the superior BLACK ORCA even has the white chick on his side, even their fins are longer, thick and bigger.
whitey sharky BTFO BY BBO.

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>>80897829
>metaphor for mongolians

>>80899131
More webms

I greet this age of whitesploitation
Big barbarous whites saving small civilized Chinese

>>80899121
Orcas are actually white whales with black spots :^)

>>80899099
>Remember the square cube law.
Can you elaborate here?

>>80899221
They are dolphins.

>>80899264
Dolphin is just a name we call small whales
No real difference
Purely arbitrary

>>80898549
These and dolphins

How the fuck do we have such bro animals? Dolphins know to save humans but will fuck up sharks. How? How does it happen?

>>80899131
Why does Willem Dafoe does trash like this or Daybreakers?

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>>80898815
>>80898699
>>80898549
>>80898788
*unsheathes harpoon*

>>80899307
WRONG!
They have classifications for a reason.


Family: Delphinidae; Gray, 1821 Kingdom: Animalia
Order: Artiodactyla Class: Mammalia

>>80899176
Fuck man, I was just telling a buddy of mine how China is literally exactly where the US was 30 or so years ago. They are currently at the end of their own industrial revolution, and are now beginning to expand into Africa/middle-east. Whiteploitation movies just like Hollywood did with blacks in the late 80s. It's like global Déjà vu

>>80898699
An argument can be made for african wild dogs
*0-90% of their hunts end in a kill
It's 50% for orcas, and 30% for lions.

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>>80898539

>Hollywood is basically one massive, pathetic China cuck now

Anyone else just love how China is shoehorned into every fucking movie now?

>>80899393
This would be gore if i was a whale

>>80899307
They're a completely different family.

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>>80897829
Super predatory monster coming

>>80898946
M8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbQ5qCJEEwc
Watch the natural world episode "red triangle" for more detail.

>>80899498
Holy Keks

>>80899470
They even have different versions of the same film with the chinks getting a more prominent role

>>80899255
Let's say you have a length of 5, call it A
And another length of 10, call it B
If you compare A and B by length, B is twice of A (i.e. 10 is twice of 5)

But if A and B are now squares of 5x5 and 10x10 respectively, the areas are 25 and 100.
The doubling of length resulted in a 4x expansion in area.

If we look at the cubic volume of these squares, it goes from 125 cubic units to 1000.
That's an 8 fold increase from the area.

The square cube law says that the more dimensions you go up, the greater the rate of expansion.

So a small increase in length means a much bigger increase in area and an even greater still increase in volume
When comparing volumes, any increase is felt 8 times more than it would if by just length

>>80897829
>This makes zero sense from an evolutionary point of view
Just further proof that Intelligent Design is correct.

>>80898012
This looks a lot scarier

>>80898315
why did you post this? seriously what was the point?

>>80899435
So?
Doesn't mean they aren't whales

Belugas are whales, right?
But they're in the same branch.
Same with narwhals.

Taxonomy is mostly pointless anyways

Species concept consensus just doesn't exist

>>80899581
Alright, now how does that relate to the aforementioned discussion? Orcas are larger, so their circulatory system has to work harder to cover the amount of surface area of blood vessels/muscles. Wouldn't that put the orca at a disadvantage?

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>>80899346

>come to discuss chinkino
> discussing sea creatures instead

Got to say though lads i'm not disappointed

>>80899604
Maybe for western audiences
Close set eyes are seen here as indicating stupidity and therefore dangerous
The west sees stupidity as being a precursor to violence.

Other cultures might see close set eyes as indicating honest simplicity. Not smart, but works hard
Wide set eyes that indicate intelligence here in the west might say devious cunning elsewhere

>>80898635
Is pretending to be retarded to collect (you)'s the lowest kind of humor?

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>>80899669
>this is what 120lb 5'6 skinny little manlet twinks with 2 weeks of mma training actually believe

Also thanks for giving me a reason to post this image, always liked it had it saved for years but never a reason to post it

>>80899669
The image far above was meant to show that orcas and great whites are similar in length, thus implying that they're not that difference in strength

But orcas are far more massive because that little increase in length means a lot more mass

Yes it does mean that they have more flesh to feed, but it also means they're a lot stronger. Bigger hearts, more blood, more muscle, more oxygen.

Think about why there are weight classes in martial arts.
The bigger you are, the flat out stronger you are.

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>>80899704
Jesus Christ

>>80899774
>>80899783
Fuck I dunno why it tripped me up this much when it was this simple. Thanks, men.

>>80899722
this is now a whale thread
>meanwhile in alaska
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PeG-5yK6vI

>>80899722
4chan 4U man, this shithole never disapoints me.

>>80899724
Nah, I think it's because eyes on the side of the head usually indicates a docile creature; even with those huge teeth it still looks strangely harmless (although if I saw one live I'm sure my view would change). Western world or not I think most people would agree

>>80898539
why not just shoot them with bows or something

>>80899470
Why do nu-males always to this weird expression?

>>80899924
Insecurity
>Do I smile? No, that looks dumb.
>How do I show I'm excited....
>I know, I'll just exaggerate my features so everyone knows I'm being joking

>>80899851
Fun fact: Whales are closer related to hoofed animals than any other kind
The hippo is the closest living relative

>>80899498
lel

>>80897874
fpbp

>>80899837
No worries mate
The square cube law is deceptively unintuitive
Like, if you offer someone a glass 20cm tall or a glass 40 cm tall, they won't think that the 40 cm one actually has 8 times more drink in it.

It just doesn't seem logical

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>>80897829
>what did he mean with that ?

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Orcas can suck my dick.

>>80897874
because sharks get results you stupid OP!

>>80897829
>That nose
Literally a kike monster

>>80899851
>yfw it pops and they fall into a rotting flesh chasm, trapped as the whale corpse sinks

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>>80897829
Looks like they evolved in a rather smell-oriented environment and eyes weren't needed as prominently.

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>>80900342
Wtf

>>80900155
>Like, if you offer someone a glass 20cm tall or a glass 40 cm tall, they won't think that the 40 cm one actually has 8 times more drink in it.
wouldn't it just be twice as much as long as the diameter is the same

>>80899724
Not saying that your statement is wrong, but absolutely fucking nothing in that edit spells being simple minded. In fact, the queen and his "royal guards" didn't look like they had down syndrome.

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>>80900342
Pretty decent reaction image, thanks.

>>80900384
You don't think that close set eyes implies being simple minded?

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Orcas aint shit. A jaguar would find a way

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>>80900443
Orcas would bite off all its limbs and fuck the immobile but still alive corpse
As they are wont to do to smaller animals

>>80900443
You know there's an alligator that is 20 feet long, 300 confirmed kills and is riddled with bullet holes and survived 4 rpg attacks still wandering around out there, fuck you jaguar

>>80898539
>China is supposed to have higher IQ than western Europe
What a joke

>>80900423
It's not like the actual monster design looks like it's getting a Phd any time soon.

>>80900443
stick to land pussy
https://youtu.be/T9dv-3imIJM

>>80900540
To be quite frank, anons
That is truly bullshit
Why?
The Chinese CHEAT like all fuck
The reason why their IQ test scores are slightly higher than euros is because of that cheat factor

If you don't try to cheat, the Chinese think you're retarded

>>80898635
You fucking retard,,,

>>80900602
jesus, what fucking assholes...

>>80900602
Why?
Because it was fun

>>80900612
I dont think they cheat they just cherrypick privileged school classes from beijin and make them pass as average.

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>>80900612
This anon is correct.

The Chinese are just Jews with the decency to admit his tricks.

>>80899325
They are pretty smart, so they might feel empathy with other animals, like a dog is friendly to humans, but still eats shitty animals like squirrels and ducks.

>>80900674
>>80900682
having a whale of a time
https://youtu.be/oxDZW4k8tCY

>>80900376
Seconding.

>>80900689
Cherrypicking is a white tactic
Because it makes us feel like we're not really cheating

The Chinese are far more blatant.
Either the student himself cheats by having his fucking eyelids tattooed with the answers
Or he just has millionaire dad bribe the test scorer

The Chinese live by cheating. Fuck them. There's a reason why you see shit like "rice cut with plastic shavings" or "side of building falls off in light breeze" or "escalator falls apart and chews mother to death in front of child"

>>80900155
>Being this shit at basic math
haha.

>>80900740
Nature isn't fair.

>>80900218
Bad example
T rex has the best binocular vision of any known vertebrate

>>80900856
The world ain't fair.

>>80900376
>>80900769
Yes it would be only double
Because the only dimension increasing is height
Width and breadth (as they are in circles) remain the same.

>>80900602
Did he died?

>>80900868
Not remotely true
The best we can tell from their brain casings is that smell was better than sight

And the best binocular vision obviously belongs to hawks and eagles

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>>80900443
>hunting Caimans, the manlets of the Crocodilians

Oi m8, cum say that to me face and not online and see wot happens, ya cunt.

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>>80900856
No it aint. The baby is the lucky one in that regard

>>80900740
>>80900526
He was last seen in 2015, not confirmed dead
He was also witnessed killing an adult hippo

>>80901002
>He was also witnessed killing an adult hippo
I don't believe it
Not even close

Nothing can kill an adult hippo except a gun that's closer to a cannon than a pistol

>>80898539
>could easily just shoot arrows at them or pour like boiling tar on them or something
>bungee jumping down like a retard to stab them with a spear just to get violently torn apart

what the fuck? How retarded was this piece of shit movie?

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>>80900992
>the mother kicking furiously
Oh man, that reminds me of that webm of that falcon mother crying over the death of her chicks

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>>80900942

>>80901043
MY LIFE FOR GLORIOUS CHINA

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>>80901023
Nah, a shotgun would be enough

>>80901023
>i didnt see it so i dont believe it

Bet you don't believe in God either, retard

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>>80900342
Bitch looks a lil tard to me, I'd still hit it tho.

>>80898474
It actually doesn't make sense on an island. The opposite usually happens.

>>80901074
>T-Rex with hair

DELET THIS

>>80901122
Island gigantism is a thing though

Look at Komodo dragons

>>80901102
Jesus.

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>>80901002
I didn't know that. There was report's of him getting killed

>>80901102
Yeah with deer slugs

Also
>those violent fucking gouts of blood

>>80901189
stupid lizards

>>80901102
>a shotgun
>a
there was at the very least 2 people shooting possibly more

>>80901189
man snap-cats scare the fuck outta me

>>80900342
mmm, that sexy ass giraffe

>>80901284
Post that webm
You know the one

>>80901153
Fuk m8 that's true.

>>80901275
Those are actual snap doggos

>>80900342

That bunny almost looks like a cat!

>>80901361
>bunny looks like a cat
>deer looks like a wolf
Hmm....
Could eye position mean something?

>>80901102
man I forgot how metal big game hunting is

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>>80901384
It really isn't
That seems really cool

But in reality, it's a bunch of fat white idiots in a jeep while Africans push animals in front of their guns
There is no chance for failure

>>80897874
Considering the eyes/head proportion, I'd say vision is a primary sense for it

>>80901349
Stop trying to make the meme a thing. No one says doggos in real life. Go back to GoGaia and 9Gag.

>>80901458
>real life
Look at this normie

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>>80901312
This one?

>>80901433
You're probably right, hell the last big game I went after was grizzlies, talk about sketchy

>>80898090
Arctic sharks are basically all smell die to parasites.

>>80900155
Ya man, p sure you fucked up on this one. The rest of the square-cubed law stuff (although you described it very verbosely) was correct. But this is wrong.

Square cubed law is generally for living organisms. When you apply it to a container of water, that doesn't really work.

I have three glasses. Two 20cm glasses, and one 40cm tall glass, all filled with water. The diameter of these glasses are identical and remain constant throughout their entire length

If I stack the two 20cm glasses on top of each other I have created the 40cm glass. All I did was literally multiply the 20cm glass by 2.

Perhaps you are thinking about martini glasses. Which have a conical shape to them. You would be more correct in this regard.

>>80901509
No.
That other one
With the post

>>80901523
Due*

>>80899924
>>80899959

Its completely impossible to interpret as threatening as far as I can tell.

>>80897829
you'd think the GIANT FUCKING NOSE would make it obvious what their primary sense is

>>80901542
Yeah, you're totally right

I didn't specify and assumed that the radius would increase along with the height

If the radius remains the same and only the height increases, then it will just a doubling.

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>>80901275
Pic related are the true monsters of this world anon

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>>80901523
You're thinking of these niggers

Second biggest predatory shark.
Their eyes are almost always parasitized by a copepod. They get along fine by it though
Some researchers think that the parasite attracts fish that it can eat

Bunch of random facts about these stupid fish
>They live for a long long time. Hundreds of years per individual
>Their liver has a toxic amount of vitamin A. You can't it
>Their teeth are small and sharp enough to cut hair. Inuit used their jaws to cut hair
>The Inuit myth of their creation involved a woman pissing into a cloth and tossing into the ocean. Their flesh has urea like piss and so the connection was made
>Their tails are oddly formed for such a slow shark. They have fast swimmer tails, but have never been seen to swim fast
> They have been known to eat elk and moose that are swimming in rivers or between islands

>>80900526
>alligator

>>80901509
Jesus fuck I didn't know giraffes could do that.

>>80901509
Kek, big cat btfo

>>80901624
Insects are disgusting creatures, their strange look and lack of emotion reminds me of Asians. At least now I know what the inside of a bees head looks like.

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>>80901751
>cat btfo

cow detected

>>80901509
More predators getting rekt pls

>>80901859
>cow

take that back you pussy.

>>80901433
Actually its fun as fuck and luring the animals to bait makes more sense.

>>80901915
It makes sense but removes the entire point of hunting, especially for big game

>>80900342
these should be funny but to me they look horrifying

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>>80901914
Make me eunuch

>>80898539
theres gotta be a more efficient way of doing things

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>>80901905
Sure senpai

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>>80902084
>yfw you know this happens all the time, too.

>>80900942
you simply have no idea what you're talking about

>>80902125
>hippos
>not predators

hippos are vicious my dude

>>80902125
That's just brutal.
Nothing deserves getting destroyed that hard.

>>80902073
Man that's creepy. Staring at the camera, completely unblinking towards the last 16 seconds.

>>80902182
It's pretty fascinating to know all this footage being posted has been going on for millennia upon millennia and humans have only just gotten around to documenting it in this fashion.

>>80902182
they always start from there?

>>80902494
They usually start with the lips and face
Nice and tender

Then the asshole is usually next

Any openings are a free way in

In this way, the prey is usually alive until they eat deep enough to get to the lungs

>>80900942
There has been some more recent modeling done you may not be aware of. Current theory is that it had eagle tier vision. More research needed though.

>>80902552
don't they bite the neck to down the prey? This should grant loss of consciousness most times.
It is wishful thinking from my part?

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>>80902552
>Then the asshole is usually next

That's how you clear out rabbits. You just swing em around a bit until the guts come flying out the anus.

>>80901002
>In the last week before being forced to leave the country, the team placed a live goat in the cage. Nothing happened until one night, the camera failed due to stormy weather. The next morning, the cage was found partially submerged and the goat had disappeared. The team speculated that the rising waters helped the goat to escape, or that the cage had failed, but absent a camera recording, no conclusion could be drawn
Smart as fuck gator

>>80902612
To be fair the last thing I read about rex senses was like 20 years ago

So maybe you're right
I have my doubts though
The teeth really do suggest scavenger focused predation
And dentition is king when it comes to diet

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>>80902552
The asshole is always first

>>80900526

Thought that was a nile crocodile, not an alligator

>>80902639
Big cats will bite the throat till they lose consciousness
It's usually an airway bite, not an arteroid one though.
If it's just the airway, then they will wake up half-way through being eaten

>>80902639
>don't they bite the neck to down the prey?

that's a myth, animals don't care about their prey, they literally eat them alive

the reason why people think that they bite down the neck is because big cats jump at the neck to tackle their prey, it has nothing to do with killing them

>>80898539
Kek I thought this was a historical movie and that's why sjw were bitching about whitesplaining or something
>retarded monster fantasy movie
>WHY ARE THERE WHITE PEOPLE THIS ISN'T ACCURATE
Somebody murder these unbearable cucks

>>80898635
How the fuck do fish breathe? Wouldn't it burn for them to breathe through their gills?

>>80898539

Asians can't stop harpooning animals.

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>>80902683
life was a mistake

>>80902735
The neckbite thing is real
Otherwise sabertoothed cats wouldn't exist.

They go for the neck because for large animals, it's the fastest way to incapacitate them

Gut and chest do nothing to slow someone, even humans.

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>>80898539
THIS is what people were up in arms about in regards to Matt Damon's casting? Mother fucking goddamn I hate people.

>>80901433
You sound like you thrown paint on people with fur coats.

>>80897829
uhhh, who is to say what conditions this fictional monster evolved in? how do you know for sure that their evolutionary traits make no sense

tldr you are a fucking idiot nerd and need something constructive to do with your time

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>>80902847
Can confirm. Cats almost always go for the jugular

>>80902824
>that turn at the end when he doesn't have an arm

What do you think an animal thinks when they do this? Does it have feelings for revenge?

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>>80900992
fucking brutal. god damn

>>80902494
chimps always attack genitals, fingers and eyes first

>>80902824
that one alligator got both its arms ripped off

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>>80901043
if you would watch movies before jumping to conclusions with a 20 second webm you would know the monsters have a hive mentality and they dont go down with arrows, they use plenty of arrows in the movie and they only die from eye shots, so instead of being retarded just for the sake of being retarded watch movies before you attempt to discuss them

>>80902920
How fucking hungry this nigga cat gotta be to want to eat that

>>80902735
I did not mean it was out of mercy - just connecting the method with the prey's reaction/sensations.

>>80902847
>Otherwise sabertoothed cats wouldn't exist.

saberteeth are used to get a better grip and also to dismember prey, not necessarily to kill since they would have to aim for the right artery

big cats jump for the neck because it's an immediate takedown since the prey get off balance

it's a myth that they bite down the neck to kill their prey

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>>80902979
Pretty hungry. Everything is on the menu for a jaguar

>>80902949
attack or start to eat? Is not necessarily the same thing

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>Not posting the apex predator

>>80903044
Don't saberteeth exist to get through the thicker necks of bigger animals? Like in order to get to their airways?

Short stout teeth are for grip and dismemberment
Look at hyenas.

Neckbites aren't for arteries, they're for crushing tracheas.

>>80903084
attack, those are the first parts they attack to quickly incapacitate their opponent

>>80903095
a case of WE WUZ DEENOSAURS AND SHEEIT
from the chicken's part

>>80903095
Truly the top of the food chain

Like KFC or something

>>80903095
If you've ever lived with chickens, you know that they don't fucking play
They're 12 foot terror birds in a tiny body.

Like, if another chicken shows weakness, the other one will fucking turn on it. Sometimes they will peck another chicken to death because it tripped or some shit.

You know the term "pecking order"? Based on chickens
Violent stupid psychopaths with feathers

>>80903095
>cucked by a chicken

Pottery

>>80903095
I thought these faggots ate seeds and shit

>>80903131
You can see this in those monkey hunt videos

Some tribes of chimps like to eat meat so they hunt monkeys
Fucking ripping apart babies and shit

>>80903123
>Don't saberteeth exist to get through the thicker necks

Yes

>Like in order to get to their airways?

No


Saberteeth are there to pierce thick skin so they'd have a better grip for takedowns and dismembering.

Predators like their prey alive and warm.

>>80903200
Chickens will eat grain passively
But if there's anything moving, they'll go on it hard

WE WUZ RAPTORS AND SHIIIIIET

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>>80903173
>12 foot
I would say you meant inches if this didn't exist.

>>80903237
But that's not entirely right

Long teeth are prone to torsional breakage .
It has to be the neck
The only place where they can't struggle for long

>>80903288
What a cute dog

>>80903288
Play this at the same time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7wJ8pE2qKU

>>80903288
THICC

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>>80903348
Oh man I wasn't prepared

>>80898815
>Like hunt down bigger whales in order to eat their lips and tongue

Its weirder than that. They would help whalers (ie, humans) hunt other whales. The hunters would leave some parts of the whales in the water for the orcas to eat.

>>80903296
The neck is usually the easiest to pierce since it's a soft spot. You wouldn't need saberteeth for that.

>apex predator
>only has two set of canines

Don't watch this it's really fucked up.

>>80899853
holy shit please leave

>>80903411
I fucking love gannets

>>80900262
Same size as a megalodon. The two existed at same time and likely fought each other. Blue Whale is still bigger than both.

>>80903564
Blue whales are the biggest vertebrate to ever exist though
Not fair comparison

>>80903483
There's no way this is real. No fucking way.
But I want to believe.

>>80903483
Jesus.

>>80902824
That's brutal but you can see they are hungry as fuck

>>80902683
This is really brutal-brutal

>/v/ animal threads are comfy
>/tv/ animal threads are not

>>80898090
>when you cum but she still suckin

>>80903288
Proportional illusion. Regular chicken coop designed for regular chicken breeds is lived in by the 2nd largest chicken breed.

>>80903483
Is this the one where she swallows it whole? She got sexual thrills from doing it.

Also this gets you banned, sadly.

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>>80903200
They are birds. Most birds eat insects and all birds with raptorial beaks eat small rodents.

>>80903770
>he wasn't there with the pupper being eaten to the snake webm being spammed

You poor shrew. /v/ is a shithole.

>>80903907
And yet, /tv/ is somehow worse. Good job on that.

>>80903877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4oEM0W6mhM

>>80903643
>>80903757
>>80903874
what was it?

>>80903954
I did not make a statement on what /tv/ was.

>>80903483
how can you not be scared the mouse would claw at your stomach?

>>80903975
A girl eating a mouse. Pretty hot desu senpai.

>>80903976
But you didn't deny me saying /tv/ is worse. So, At least we agree /tv/ is worst than /v/.

>>80903957
Oh yes, small rodents and smaller birds, of course.

>>80903405

Although there are definite examples of species rarely killing their prey (hyenas). Predators ensuring their prey is killed, or sufficiently incapacitated only aids in safe eating.

Animals don't want to get hurt. A simple cut is enough to ruin a predator if it gets infected. Having a buffalo on the ground with horns flailing and hooves kicking is stupid.

And while I agree that the animal may not be completely dead, it's not at 100% when they begin eating it.

>>80903975
Probably the one I mentioned. Girl gets sexual pleasure from swallowing mice whole as she likes their struggling or some shit.

It gets you 30 days for illegal content iirc as it is animal abuse or some shit I forget.

But that's it.

>>80904029
That's your assumption based on your confirmation bias. Me saying the opposite won't change your opinion on the matter anyways.

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>>80902920

>>80898539
holy shit is this movie seriously this fucking awesome?

>>80904072
I would gladly put down the mice while is passing through her neck

>>80903095
CLUCKED

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>>80903954
>>80903770
What the fuck are you talking about this thread was nice as fuck, sometimes the brutality of nature is more interesting than le birb xD webms

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>>80899498

>>80904401
That's true tho, more or less

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>>80904384
How's this for birbs

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>>80904384
>birbs

>>80904740
H-he's fast!

>>80899470
China is a bigger movie going market now then anywhere else ... It's coming close to surpassing the us if they already haven't

>>80904939
I don't think they have yet, but they will.

I can't wait for their exploitation movies
>An American denied his burger goes on a rampage only to find a beautiful chinese woman who clams him and converts him to GLORIOUS COMMUNISM

>>80904740
BANTI

>>80897874
Kek!

>>80903095
Damn, Henny Penny. She ain't fucking around.

>>80901716
Don't most arctic creatures have insane amounts of Vitamin A in their livers? I remember some stories of arctic explorers eating polar bear liver and having their skin peel off and shit.

>>80905642
Yeah
Something about freezing or something

Polar bears were demons in Inuit mythology IIRC

>>80898539
>Extending the arm before the point of impact
>How is this more effective than simple throwing the spears down? That'd have more energy atleast
Fuck me.

>>80900740
This is so fucked. Can you imagine what is going through this animals head?

Jesus christ what the fuck is that alien shit on me get the fuck off christ it hurts so bad, kick it off kick it off oh god its stuck to me, its inside me, its getting inside me, bite it, bite it, CHRIST IT HURTS WHEN I BITE IT.

So like are animals unaware they have organs?

>>80901384
>Metal
>Standing in place pulling a trigger
Any motherfucker that can afford a saffari can do it.

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>>80906438
Animals don't feel like we do.
They're like robots
They don't feel

>>80906438
I mean, I think they only know what their brain innately describes to them. They know pain, they know that the shit that is now outside should be inside, and they probably know they are going to die soon.

Given that people didn't find out what their organs really did until Ancient Greece or so, animals probably don't either. It is curious to think that the human brain does not know what it is in itself without instruction.

>>80901433
There's actually positives believe it or not to big game hunting, I'll elaborate many private reserves rely on big game hunting to sustain the protection of the wildlife. The reality is unchecked many of these animals would be killed by poachers for trivial reasons without an upside . Big game hunting is a necessary evil . Unless you know youd like to donate 10 grand to protect some lions, would be cool 2.

>>80902662
>pleb swinging
It's like you've never gutted a rabbit before, its much easier wringing them out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kMSbB5JTfE

>>80906746
I have no problem with big game hunting
It's the cheap forced variety I hate

Hunting big game deserves a risk
You or the animal

Being a fat sack of shit in a safe environment while the animal is herded into your firing line with back up rifleman to ensure that it doesn't really pose a risk, is total bullshit and sad

>>80906831
id take a fat sack of shit shooting an occasional lion over them going extinct in their natural habitat

anything else is just you trying to grow beard hair

>>80906890
Maybe it is for the greater good

But I'd rather them have to fight for it

Lower the monetary price to allow anyone to do it, if it has to come to that

Have them have to fight for it, in the very least

Killing a lion like that is like taking an escalator to the top of Everest

>>80907021
Reality doesn't care about trivial achievements on either side of the spectrum you need to stop conflating manmode with preservation its illogical

>>80900602
>orca's are smart and have societies
>they probably lost their shit after that epic seal launch

Literally the Ken Griffey of whales.

>>80898539
Useless Chink tactics. Gonna watch asap.

>>80907088
I'm not conflating the two
I'm saying the two can coexist in the same reality.

There are lots of rich people and lots of rich people who would be willing to kill them on a ""fair"" basis.
It doesn't always need to go to the highest bidder.
Add a few restrictions.

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>>80898699
>>80898815

>>80907188
no offense dude but you come off as some guy working at mcdonalds

Maybe try to think logically for once before writing

>>80901451
Except that gigantic jew nose is pretty clearly their primary way to find prey.

>>80902084
That one on the right went straight for it's dick.

>>80903200
Chickens are literally just tiny tyrannosaurus with a faggy costume.

>>80902125
>WORLD STAAAAAAAAAAR

>>80907276
Youch.

>>80907276
I'm pretty fucking ass drunk now, so your assessment is valid.


Still, fuck assholes who don't hunt ""fairly""

>>80903173
Truth.

I grew up with chickens, and one time a neighbors dog showed up and snagged a chicken. I blasted it with a shotgun, and somehow the chicken in it's mouth lived. However, all of it's rooster feathers had been ripped off. It was banished from the chicken coop and found a new home in the doghouse with the dog and cat. was funny, but sad. He never fucked a hen again.

>>80907272
Yah, this is the nigger whale webm I'm talking about

Look at those fuckers

>>80897829
this movie was all kinds of stupid

>>80897874
Sharks have foward facing eyes with 3d vision you dumb fuck
You and all the retards replying to you obviously failed biology

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very fierce kitter.

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>>80897829
Alright I just watched this ridiculous movie thanks to this thread.
Honestly? Not as bad as I expected at all, still mostly forgettable. The best action sequence was the first one because of how unprepared I was for most of the shit
Also it's clearly a fucking fantasy plot, both the people saying retarded shit about "white savior" and "Chinese propaganda" are mostly wrong, it balanced these elements pretty well. Obviously there's a Chinese cultural pride element and they're clearly portraying their fantasy selves as united under one cause more so than the Europeans at the time, but they also literally show their emperor as a dumb shitty child. 3/5 overall