>Don't be a... TOMMY TEXTER At least I'm not

>full house except for the seats next to him

how did he do it? even the four pairs of twins couldn't get seats together

>Don't be a Bubba Blabbermouth

>>80895724
Me on the right.

>>80895724
cinemaplex theaters canada.

>>80895724
I want to fuck the guy on the bottom right

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>he's a Chris Crinkler

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better than being a FRANKIE FAGGOT eh OP.

>mfw went to go see Kong the other day and it was full with a pack of Noisy Niggers

>mfw went to go see Kong the other day and it was full with a pack of Noisy Niggers

better than a Harvey Hogger

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>>80895724
what is going on here

Don't be a Nationalist Nigel, spouting memes about how great Britain is.

>>80896339
The left part is his fist. Tommy is resting his elbow on the chair to the right so you're seeing his forearm from a weird perspective.

kind of a Kino Kevin myself

>Don't be a... MORDECAI MONEYCHANGER

>>80895724

It's true

Back when i lived in the midwest I used to think these PSAs were cringy, but anyone living in niggerland or spicland knows how horrible the theater gets when single moms show up

>>80895724
>yfw Tommy Texter returns the next day to exact revenge as Tommy TR-15

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Uhhh, guys?

I'm a Charlie Can Cracker. Fuck you all but nothing is better than leaning back and enjoying some beers at the movies.

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>>80895724
>she's a TAMMY TODDLER-TO-AN-R-RATED-FILM-BRINGER

Thankfully there's a Shooter Shawn there most nights.

>>80895724
/tv/ on the right

I only ever see females on their phones during movies.

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>tfw you're a Niggerfaggot Nigel

>Annoying Africanus hooting and hollering during the flick

>>80895724
The only guy who ruins movies more than Tommy Texter is Mikey Mass-shooter

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>Singles Sam

>>80895724
I'm entertaining the notion of bringing a laser pointer to shine on their screen. I'm hoping the laser will scatter and at least some will bounce back in their eyes and at least give them some spots for a minute. Anyone tried this? Other solutions have been throwing shit at them.

>>80895855
kek never noticed

>go to kino with friend
>Look for seats
>See middle of row practically empty except for 1 lady
>Go to sit down
>She says she is holding the seats
>This bitch was holding 6 fucking seats
>Decide not to argue and go sit somewhere else
>More people keep coming and trying to sit down and she keeps on saying "no you can't sit here"
>Previews start
>Theater PSA starts and it is the Harvey hogger one
>Gets to the part where it says "Don't be a Harvey Hogger
>Some guy yells "YEAH YOU FUCKING BITCH"
>Laugh my ass off

I'm not even sure what movie I saw

>getting stuck in the seat in front of Malcolm Masturbator

>>80896146
Thats kong you idiot.

>>80896146
>>80896279
Todd Twiceposter spotted

>not being a Remmy Rapesfemalefilmviewers

>he's a knockoff nigel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TbqBPmInjQ

>>80899538
At least its better than being stuck between a pair of Freddy Farters.

at least i'm not a Mohamed mass-murderer

I'm Loner Larry, i sit in the back by myself and hope nobody thinks im masturbating

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>>80896069
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>>80899825
/tv/ never fails to make me laugh

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Sheesh, no-one likes a Bane Big'guy.

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>Why yes, I am a proud Sheev Senate.

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Aaron AR-15

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>>80895724
Quit acting like a lounge lizard op.

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>Luke, don't be a Grievous Goodfriend.

>tfw there's a Chain-smoking Charlie in the theatre

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>Hello, I'll be your Negan Nutcracker with my Lucille Leansbacker.

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Bogdanoff Behemoth reporting for duty.
*smacks lips so profusely a new universe is created*

>'bating Barry

>>80895724
>Don't be a... NOISY NIGGER

What did Raimi mean by this?

How do you guys feel about Vinnie Vaper?

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>>80899850
>being a Marco Multi-quoter