Disney says Han Solo's name is fake; prequel movie will

What a boring way to promote discussion for a movie over a year away.

"I'm _____"

>>80873944
Why are they doing this ?
It doesn't matter
Everyone will still call him Han Solo

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APOLOGIZE

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>my name... is Ahmed Moosoh
>my father was a space-muslim, married to a dark skinned autistic women with space-downs
>they fell in love be cause he saw the beauty inside each other

Calling it.

>piss off nerds to generate discussion about your movie

This deal keeps getting worse all the time.

>>80873944
Better Call Solo

>>80873944
GUYS, LISTEN TO ME

If Han's dead... then Leia Solo.

HEAR ME MORE

If Han and Leia are dead... then Ben Solo

>>80874051
They'll stop doing it when we stop letting it work.

>>80874052
I fucking spit everywhere you stupid asshole.

>>80874051
They already making a Han Solo movie. The goose is already burned to a crisp.

Reminder that Woody Harrelson is playing Han's mentor, "Beckett" and Emilia Clarke is the female lead.

He'll be some kind of runaway prince knowing Disney

Mr Dode lucas is a genius
HE sold Disney the fake star wars for billions

>>80874177
This all but confirms nothing made after the Disney purchase except th last seasons of Clone Wars and possibly Rebels are canon.

I hate you all because you'll be calling this the best star wars ever when it comes out.

>this information wasnt revealed
>movie is about han solo, but hes a massive cunt
>at the end someone kills him, steals his identity - its our han solo

>>80874274
I don't know whether I'd hate this ot love this.

>>80874114
>Woody Harrelson
That's good
>Emilia Clarke
That's very, very bad.

Also I bet there will be no alien characters besides the stupid bigfoot.

>>80874274
Would make sense if they decided to nake a CGI Harrison Ford, but didn't want to use him for most of it.

Always knew han Solo was trans

Revealing his dead name would be fucked up though

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>I'm Hans Olo

>>80874000
Even worse, they'll probably give some lame meaning / explanation behind the name.

Because he originally runs solo, you see.

>>80874274

One of the Expanse novellas did this. Backstory of Amos

I liked it.

>>80873944
Mark my words - it will be Zap Goldberg

>>80874274
Screenshot this

I guarantee it will happen

>>80874315
Yeah Emilia Clarke is TERRIBLE

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>>80874114
I-I'm sure it will turn out ok

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>>80873944
>prequel movie

Why do they think anyone won't find out the name before they see the film, have they not heard of the internet or something? What's the point

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>>80874114

Donald Glover is playing Lando lmao

Did reddit cast this film ?

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I'm still pissed they didn't cast /ourguy/ Ingruber.

Will it take Rogue One's place as the worst prequel movie?

>>80874698
I hope you're not planning on going to see this shit anon

>>80874114
>Emilia Clarke
This movie is already dead.

>>80873944
So, what will his real name be? Tim? Why did it have to be not his real name in the first place?

I'm kinda amused how everyone in public media are trying to convince themselves that they're hyped for the movie. Of all the potential stories I could imagine in the setting, Han Solo's origin story was surely not on the top of my list. He was a great character in the original trilogy and got a farewell in episode 7, but I think his story is done and adding a prequel feels kinda tacked on and unnecessary. But hey, maybe the'll do something amazing with it. Just gotta repeat it to myself enough times.

>>80873978
Huus Scruffilukin

>>80874274
>>at the end he tries to kill someone but that person shoots back in self-defense, steals his identity - its our han solo
Fix'd

>>80874878
kill yourself

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>>80874698
*took out the green hue

>>80874050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9KVIfpNG4w

I can guarantee there will be a quip where Han shoots someone and says 'I always shoot first'.

han solo has a pretty cool trilogy of backstory novels by A C Crispin
basically, his first name is Han, but his family name is something different. His parents were murdered when he was young, and he was raised by a space pirate that forced him to scam rich families and gave him the name solo
by chance, he winds up scamming his actual birth family, realizes what he is doing, and is rejected by his own blood and the man that raised him.
expanded universe is shit generally,
but A C Crispins work is 10/10

>>80874878
I agree.

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>>80875054
>he was raised by a space pirate that forced him to scam rich families and gave him the name solo
>>80874114
>Woody Harrelson is playing Han's mentor

I liked both of the new movies but this is where I get off the train. No one can play Han Solo effectively, it's a bad idea from the the start and it doesn't matter what they do with it from there, it will still be bad.

>Chewie™, at long last I am finally Han Solo™

>>80875043
Fuck off anon, this amount of cringe nearly killed me. Damn I hate Hollywood.

>>80873978
Chips Haldon

>>80873978
Ran Polo
and I'm a girl btw

>>80875170
When are we going to get a Chewie movie that reveals his real name?

>>80873944

oh wow, now I definitely have a reason not to watch this

why not shit on the franchise even further while they are at it?
to everyone who said the prequels were bad: do you actually think that the new trilogy and anthology movies are good?

>>80874000
yes, just like sheev is never used

It makes sense that a bounty hunter would use a false name. It would help keep criminals from hunting you down.

>>80876153
We then need a 120 minute sequel to this, where he appears clean shaven.

>>80876280

>people have almost completely forgotten about the jedi in 20 years
>nobody knows jack shit about anything, even if it's important political stuff
>thinking criminals could hunt you down because they know your name

also, once they find out your fake name, wouldn't you have to change it again?

>>80873978
Han Skywalker
He's Anakins father

>>80876353
protecting what's left of his family.
you don't deserve a well articulated reply you close minded clusterfuck of a person.

>>80873978

Jane Bond

>>80876417

your argument still doesn't count since nobody knows jack shit in the star wars

he could just move them to some secure place and that would be enough

>>80876261
My judgement on the new trilogy is still out. Apart from some plain retarded stuff, some of the things I disliked about ep7 hinge on whether they can do a good followup in 8 and 9. Not really thrilled about the stuff they did for the anthologies so far. Storywise, Rogue One was mostly a somewhat dreary experience, whose downer tone doesn't make want to revisit it like, say, 4, 5 and 6. Not all that hot on a Han Solo spin off, which I think is an unnecessary character piece, but we'll see.

Doesn't make 1-3 better movies though.

>>80873944

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>80876533

I must say I always liked the prequels, not as objectively great movies but rather as an expansion of the star wars lore. they felt more fantastical and fun than the OT but that's alright in my eyes

I really looked forward to TFA but in my eyes it almost killed all my hype for future installments

>shit on the OT due to "everything was bad after episode 6
>unlikable lead character
>kill off han solo just for nostalgia tears
>don't explain anything in the movie
>movie doesn't stand on its own AT ALL because plot lacks all kinds of info

I guess the CGI was the only thing I liked about this. the end fight was also quite enjoyable but that's about it

Rogue One was surprisingly bad throughout the first and second third of the movie. Can't say that just because I liked the last third which was pure action scenes that the movie was good

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>>80873944

>>80874274
>steals the identity of a wanted criminal with substantial debt to space gangsters

darth plagues the wise.

>>80873944
His real name is Henry. He named himself Han after his dog.

>>80876732
I feel the exact same as you about the originals, prequels and TFA.
TFA is awful but I started reading the Poe Dameron comics and they are pretty enjoyable. They expand the lore a little tiny bit and have some original ideas. But the whole new Disney universe still feels very alien to me, compared to the EU and old Star Wars.
I enjoyed Rogue One quite a lot though, I guess it's because it looked a lot like the old Rogue Squadron videogames. The Darth Vader scenes were terrible though. And I still resented it deep down for being part of Disney's reboot and destroying the EU that I loved as a kid.

>>80873944
His real name is Han Shekelstein.

>>80873978
Henry

>>80876732
I can agree that the prequel stuff is interesting if taken on a mere fact basis of what happened. A timeline or entry i a history book would make you go think "damn, this is quite cool". I recently rewatched them and my problem was the execution of it. There were good bits and pieces, but overall, I think the prequel movies were badly told, riddled with poor performances and plenty of horribly written dialogue. I simply can't call them good movies.

As for Rogue One, yeah, the battle in the 3rd act was spectacular, but there's next to nothing in acts 1 and 2, especially about the core characters, that makes me want to revisit those parts.

>>80873978
John hendrickson

>>80876868
>steals the identity of someone who did the kessel run in less thna 12 parsecs
>also steals his spaceship
>then accumulates substation debt with space gangsters

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>>80873944

>>80873944
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>80876732
Their expansion of the star wars lore was fucking awful though

>>80876900
kek

>>80876273
But isn't it used ironically more often than not?

>>80876994

To me it feels like everything that Disney touched since taking over Marvel has turned to generic borefests. I literally loved Marvel's Phase 1 but once Avengers came out, I had no interest whatsoever in the franchise. Still wonder to this day how it came to be that I liked Thor 1 and Captain America 1

Maybe it's also because Lucas has no say anymore but I actually liked his vision for both the OT and PT. He should have done the new movies too, at least the core trilogy

>>80877120

>riddled with poor performances and plenty of horribly written dialogue

maybe it's just me but I always thought of the dialogue to be somewhat "shakespearean". obviously, it couldn't have NOT been campy due to that

>but there's next to nothing in acts 1 and 2

that was actually literally my impression while watching the movie. it's like nothing whatsoever happened in the first two acts, it was just boring. I didn't like TFA but I wouldn't have considered it as outright boring

>>80873944
I bet he will be bisexual eventually or at least have a gay friend that he doesn't punch when kissed by him.

>>80877346

like I said, I suppose one could only like the prequels if they like the mystical part about star wars. I can understand that some like the more grounded aspects of war etc

>>80873944
sell more retarded yous I mean toys

>>80873978
CIA

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>>80874052

>>80877475
It's used ironically in 100% of the cases. Solo will still be called by his future stupid faggy disney name because it will be stupid and faggy.

>>80874698
>>80874957
>Falcon Blasting off in Distance
Uh...missed your ride ?

>>80876273
I always call him Palpatine. Never Darth Sidious.

>>80876900
ha

you guys realize he's going to get a spanish name or some shit, right?

that or Ahmed Bin Solo

>>80876900
What if he's Indiana Jones from an alternate reality where his dog has a different name. And of course the whole galactic sci-fi setting.

If they make some joke about "Solo" meaning "alone" and it's actually a nickname I will personally visit JJ Abrams dressed as a sith lord and cut right hand off.

>>80878072
Well Star Wars allegedly has its own Indiana Jones now, it's called Dr. Aphra and it's a girl. She appears in a bunch of new Disney comics. I don't really see any resemblance but everyone is saying she's the Star Wars Indiana Jones (as if that's a good thing even).

What are the chances that one of the characters will be (re)written to be of the LGBT variety and it will be mentioned prominently during the movie?

>>80878184
Well they already have an almost definitely gay main character in Poe Dameron in TFA. There's that new book that has a gay character too. They are still testing the waters these days to see how the public reacts I guess. There's rumors that Luke is gay but I guess they'll just make him into a sexless/asexual character. Chewbacca is into inter-racial heterosexual relationships as TFA pointed out (he dated Maz Kanata or something right?).
Han could still be bi, and so can Lando.

Do people still care about Star Wars? The originals are the only ones that matter

>>80873978
Mohammed the brit

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>another prequel
>probably won't have jedi/siths either

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>>80873978
SOLO SOLO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_xJqkzngBI

>>80873978
Armand Tanzarian

>>80878320
I hate how everything has to be about sex. When I saw Ben Kenobi for the first time, I didn't wonder, "is this guy a transracial genderfluid demisexual pan-furry cuckold?". I thought "wow, that guy's a hermit".

>>80880333
I feel the same way, but I think that if they keep over doing it it will get exhausted within what's left of this decade and the 2020s will be more comfy.

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>>80873978
Redfield

>>80873978
David...David Rosenberg

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>Got excited that new Star Wars was coming out not being directed by Lucas
>Force Awakens was just a remake of the first two (Mostly IV)
>But its okay, they need to set the tone again
>Rogue One comes out
>Han Solo movie
>Everything looks shit and derivative
>Normies eat it up, guaranteeing they will never do anything interesting

>>80877596
Thanks. Was looking for this post

>>80880513
>normies eat it up
This is the worst part, I feel very alienated from my friends and from Star Wars "fans" in general. I don't understand how on earth can someone like TFA and the new Star Wars so much.

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>>80873944

Fuck star wars. I won't be consuming or discussing anything relating to star wars anymore, I will henceforth only talk about star wars to say that it sucks balls and nobody should consume their products. I encourage other anons to do the same, because this is the producers blatantly stirring the hornet's nest to generate buzz for their shitty movie, and I don't want to give them the satisfaction.

Star wars is normie tier garbage for nü-nerds and I will be boycotting everything from that franchise.

>>80873978
mohammed kenobi

>>80873978
BATMAN

>>80880688
sw are one of the first big blockbuster normie movies, you fag.

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>>80874052
Criminally Underrated

Lets compare planets

>New Hope
>Desert planet
>Jungle planet

>Empire
>Snow planet
>Swamp planet
>City in the clouds

>Jedi
>Forrest planet

>Force Awakens
>Desert planet
>Jungle planet
>Forest planet

>Rogue One
>Desert planet
>Rock cliff planet (forest?)
>Jungle planet

What will they think of next?

>>80880923
cube planet, hopefully

Its gonna turn out he was originally a woman, a muslim women

>Hanina al-Halal Achmedi

>>80874274
so like that Simpson episode. THe principal and the something.

>>80880923
A casino planet
The entire planet is one giant casino that is somehow self-sustaining
Like sonic 2

>>80876900
came here to make this joke. +1

>>80874050
you are right. it'll def be some sort of (((diversity))) virtue signaling.

I'm an imposter. That man is the real han solo.
My name is armin tamzarian.

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>>80874052
Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly?

>>80880923
NO MORE DESERT PLANETS


A savannah planet is nice

Also, Yavin IV is a forest planet not Jungle

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>>80876345

They call you Han Solo but your name really is John Smith

>>80880923
Rogue one had a tropical paradise planet too

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>>80873978
>"I'm _____"

Shlomo Shekelstein

>>80873978
A big guy

>>80873978
Hakim Solomon

His name is Shlomo Goldstein

The only survivor of Holohoax 2, he was shot into space as a kid, as a warning to potential space jews

I hope his actual name is revealed to be "Hand Solo".

>>80880801
But it was never designed to be

Han #YOLO

Juan Solo

they gonna canonize Han Solo as a defected stormtrooper/imperial officer?

whats his number? HN0001?

>>80873944
RIGHT BECAUSE WHILE WATCHING THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY I JUST KEPT THINKING TO MYSELF "HAN SOLO, WHAT A HOKEY NAME. IT MUST BE A FAKE NAME I WONDER WHAT HIS REAL ONE IS" I JUST COULDN'T PAY ATTENTION TO ANYTHING ELSE IN THOSE FILMS THAT SHIT WAS IN THE BACK OF MY MIND THE WHOLE TIME. SO THANK YOU DISNEY! I DESPERATELY NEED A 2 AND A HALF HOUR FILM TELLING THE STORY BEHIND HIS FAKE NAME.

In all seriousness though, is nothing sacred anymore? Let the character be a part of Ford's acting legacy ffs.

>>80882005

uuuu

>>80873978
Jamal Washington

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>>80874052

I am altering the deal...pray I don't alter it any further

>could make a movie about whatever story Star Wars universe is huge

>no instead we get not-A-New-Hope, Death Star - The Movie, Han Solo movies and Boba Fett movies.

Disney will make a movie about C3POs and Leia before we get something original or the adaption of a well received novel or book.

>>80873978
Darth Icky

>>80873978
Mort Rosenberg

>>80873944
Hero McGoodguy

Every Disney Star Wars movie will be 7/10 until the rest of time


High production value but ultimately no risks taken, no barriers broken and nothing interesting done. They're gonna play it safe until the rest of time because Disney has always played it safe

>>80873978
Indiana Jones.

>>80877596
Uh, you don't get to bring friends... or in other words you have to be Solo™. Geddit?

Lucas admitted he named the Millennium Falcon because he always felt Frodo should have been flown into Mordor by the Eagles

>>80873978
The Boogieman

>>80874006
I always knew you were right Lucas

The leaks said that his real name relates him to a character from the prequels

>>80874339
underrated

you'd figure /tv/ of all boards would be hip to tranny jargon

>>80874878
Here's why:

>Solo's real name is _____ _____.
>When Solo was a young man, he enrolled into flight training at the Imperial Academy
> His skills as a pilot were impressive and caught the eye of many senior imperial officers
>is promoted to captain quickly, given command of special operations flight squadron
> earns several commendations for valor under fire
> on fast track to become an Admiral
> however, he becomes disillusioned with the Empire due to fascism and whatnot
> decides to desert the Imperial Navy
> hides out on Kysshyk where he inadvertently saves Chewbacca's life
> Chewbacca swears life debt
> Chewy and ______ fly around in hunk of junk cargo ship doing menial tasks under the table and under the radar
> meet Childish Gambino and win Millennium Falcon over game of space poker
> turns out Childish Gambino is also a former Imperial officer fed up with Empire
> runs a mining operation on Bespin and offers ______ work
> ________ fucks up a job and is kicked off Bespin (ala episode 5)
> realizes that Empire is on his tail so he needs to change his name
> Chewy suggests Han Solo
> Han agrees
>doesn't realize Chewy named him that because of his constant need for masturbation in the cargo holds of the Falcon

>>80873978
Jimmy Scrambles

>>80883104
Jesus Christ, I hate this franchise so much.

>>80873944
Han Palpatine
Rey is Han and Leia's daughter, making Rey the granddaughter of both Sheev and Anakin. This explains why she is so capable of using the force without any training whatsoever.

>>80883104
>huge and diverse galaxy
>every main character is related to each other as close family

>>80873978
Gofu Matulu'h

>>80873978
Ezra Israel

>>80881867
Scariff looked great. Reminded me of the Rakatan world from KotOR.

>>80874274
STANDING

>>80883104
Han Jettster
Han Bibble
Han Binks
Han Sleazebaggano

Place your bets

>>80874688
Yes, actually. Disney uses Reddit (and sites like it) as a marketing guide for their movies. They don't even have to ask to do it, all they have to do is make posts and see what gets the upboats. That and comment analysis helps them keep being "trendy".

They have giant buildings filled with computers dedicated to analyzing what redditors find the most hip and trendy and they go with that. I wish I was being sarcastic. Yet another reason why that cesspool of a website should be killed off.

>>80882215
underrated and vastly overlooked post

>>80873978
D'Vonatae Steinberg

>>80877596
He flies so good.

>>80873944
And so it continues.

Disney is attempting to undermine the validity of the OT even further. Look up who owns the rights to "A New Hope," and their motives become laughably transparent,

Stop giving this soulless corporate juggernaut your money. Nothing you love is sacred to them.

>in recruitment for rebell fleet
>I'm Hans Olo
>ok Han Solo your going to ship 5 (millennium falcon)
And that's how he got the name

>>80883104
>his last name is actually Sleazebaggano

>>80873978
I n d i a n a J o n e s

>>80873944
Juan Cholo. They'll reveal he's actually space Mexican to keep pandering to the minorities

>>80873978
Roog wan

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>>80873978
BIGGUS DICKUS

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>>80883330
>>doesn't realize Chewy named him that because of his constant need for masturbation in the cargo holds of the Falcon

>>80874006
He did the same shit to based Palpatine

Sheev gave us a lot of memes though

>>80873944
Dwayne Dibley

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>>80876898
Hego Damask

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Han Wilson
The flight plan listed at docking bay 94 was han, old fool, farmboy and my man chewie

>>80879851
>>probably won't have jedi/siths either
This is a GOOD thing

>>80884554
>"trendy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i91XV07Vsc0

>>80885636
hehe 4rce U

>>80873978
Qui-Gon Binks

>>80873978

GAY

>>80874274
so the princess bride

>>80873944
His name was Donald Trump and he was president of the United States of America which he has made great again.

>>80873978
Inigo montoya etc.

>>80885788
>han solo is a space translation of dread pirate roberts
>star wars was a sequel this whole time

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>>80874006
For what? I've always liked George and his movies. Preferred Sith to TFA since day 1.

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>Dense thread believes the word of OP without reading the article

>>80874006
Nope. Lucas is a hack.

>>80873978
Hassan Shlomo?

its obviously Han Kenobi. did you forget what movie series this is again? everybody is related. this would explain rey and kylo's midichlorion count

>>80885702
the big enchiladaaa
someone should post this on buzz aldrins instagram

>>80885984
That pepe is so cute

>>80885984
>clicking on and giving views and ultimately supporting fake news sites

we are wise to that trickery

>>80885356
>He did

Sheev is Disney

>>80886285
I bet if Lucas were still in charge he would have named him Malignus Palpatine or Imbaad Palpatine or something like that.

>>80886394
If Lucas cared he would have named him decades ago but it never happend because he never intended to do it.

>>80873944
probably some shit like Hansel Soloberg

>>80886394
>>80886431
ffs can't he just be called the emperor or palpatine? isnt this good enough for you guys?

>>80874052
>This deal keeps getting worse all the time.
It truly is.
George, come back. I'm sorry.

>>80874274
delete this

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>>80879857

>>80873978
RASHEED AL-JAMAL BEN HARAFA

His namewas always Hank... but the k is silent in the hell universe.

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>>80886431
Good point.

>>80886482
No, we need the memes

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Han Solo will have been born female.

Calling it now.

>>80886482
>ffs can't he just be called the emperor or palpatine? isnt this good enough for you guys?
Thats Lucas vision and nobody ever had a problem with that.

Sheev came out of nowhere. Nobody ever asked for Palpatines first name.

>>80876353
No body forgot about the jedi dumbass

>>80882359
H4N-S010

>>80886556
This is so plausible it's almost scary

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>mfw people unironically start praising lucas out of nowhere

You guys just have to strive to be edgy and contrarian, don't you?

>>80874052
It was never good except for people with lack of vision. And even those will start whining eventually saying that they are 'milking' the franchise.

Wasn't this the case in the books, or am I misremembering? It's been so long since I read any EU garbage.

>>80886744
Hating Lucas is reddit

Eugene Fitzpatrick

>>80886744
I loved Lucas as a kid and as a teen I loved the Expanded Universe. I don't see why I should start hating him now. He made movies for kids.

>>80886808
Every fuckin time...

>>80874074
It blows my mind that you thought this was clever enough to post

the original han solo, the legendary smuggler, was actually some black dude. He later dies and then his white friend ends up taking his identity, and chewie just starts following him because he had nothing else better to do. It explains why white han was actually kind of clumsy and a shitty smuggler despite having some sort of legendary status. If you look closely, han solo only wins by sheer dumb luck, everytime

>>80874052
I need a shoop of Jorge as Lando and micky mouse as darth vader

Clearly, Lando was the real Han Solo.

>>80887679
sounds possible

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>>80873944
"His name is Jan"

"My name is ASAC Schrader!"

>>80873978
Hans Olo

>>80887420
He's got a point . They really hate lucas over there

>inb4 RLM do another satirical podcast video

>>80877596
WHY DID THIS TAKE SO LONG>?!?!?!?

>>80873944
Boomph Liebowitz. My name is Boompf Liebowitz.

>>80887679
No way, making the smugler a black dude will be problematic. Same shit if the name is something like Hanniel Solominsky.

You can almost hear the cancer media outrage:

>Racism in the new star wars spinoff: a jew/black person portrayed as thief and the white man steals his culture and identity!

it's going to be Hans Olo

>>80874274
what movies do this thing?

>>80873978
Jewy

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>>80873944
Han Solo was actually a woman, calling it now! Xe underwent sexual reassignment surgery and became Han, so technically all Star Wars movies will have women in lead roles. Take that patriarchy!

Also before you ask "how can have children with Leia then?", this is Star Wars! The future and shit, I and the script writers ain't gotta explain shit!

>>80874114
I hate when Woody hams himself up for schlock. Like Hunger Games or 2012.

The name "Beckett" also does't sit quite with me for Star Wars. But I guess Luke is a real Earth name, too.

He's legally "Han Liebowitz"

Han Skywalker.

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>>80887420
It is tho

>>80883554
I ctrl-f'd this. This would actually be good and possibly even fix TFA some.

Do Han Palpatine and then make Snoke Plagueis or at least some former associate of Sheev's.

well at least Disney is going to run this into the ground faster than we ever thought possible

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>>80880923
>>Jedi
>>Forrest planet


Imagine that, a planet full of retards.

>>80873978
Muhammad Muhammad

>>80874000
They're trying to generate interest like this was some big reveal every fan has been waiting for

>>80873978
Hansel Ren

>>80874006
I never left you George.

>>80880923
Let's do prequels, then

>Phantom Menace
>Desert planet
>Swamp/underwater/Florence/Microsoft wallpaper planet
>City planet

>Clones
>City planet
>Desert planet
>Ocean planet
>Rock planet

>Revenge
>City planet
>Sinkhole planet
>Factory planet
>Bridge planet
>Jungle planet
>Wookie planet
>Lava planet
>Asteroid planet
>Desert planet

>>80873978
Sans undertale

>>80886556
knowing how desperate disney are, this seems possible.

>>80887064
>He made movies for kids
>Supreme Chancellor, delegates of the Senate, a tragedy has occurred. It started right here with the taxation of trade routes

>>80877596
Get this ______ out of here

>>80874114

>Han Solo focused film
>female lead

WHY?

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>>80891035
>Asteroid planet
FUCK POLIS MASSA

What did yellow not-Yoda say when she met Han in VII? We thought it was ayy language nonsense but knowing Disney...

>>80873978
my name jeff

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>>80873978
Han Seoul-o

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>>80874006
You were always in our hearts.

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>>80891035

>>80874396
Fuck
why did read that spoiler

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>>80892895
>just want another comfy flash gordon samurai movie
>everything is about cinematic universes and cultural diversity

>>80873978
CIA

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>260 posts

people care about this

>>80893503
>people care about this
>biggest film franchise of all time
>on a film and tv inage board

whoda thunk it?

>>80873978
I'm Johnny Knoxville..welcome to Star Wars

>>80873978
See Aye-yay

>>80889817
>criticize someone by calling them "reddit"
>go to all of that trouble to compile dozens of comments that almost all have negative downvotes just in case someone asks what makes them "reddit"

fucking christ

>>80873978
James McGill

>>80874006
>A future where Lucas bastardises Star Wars with more shitty rereleases and more whoring out
or
>A future with new but extremely generic sequels and a build a up to a unneeded cinematic universe
there is no good end to the Star Wars timeline

>>80882262
>it was never designed to be
Nigger what, Star Wars was made with merch in mind, its way Lucas played his cards correct to outjew FOX and become set for life on merch

>>80890748
>Ren
Oh God, it's going to be that isn't it....

>>80874006
He might've been a hack but he was better than disney that's for sure

Maybe handing Star Wars to Disney would've been a good idea if Disney wanted to make something original instead of relying on classic characters, modifying the old canon and rehashing stories and characters

But honestly, did anyone expect disney to be creative? they have never been

>>80895131
They betrayed Lucas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5TGJquhP1s

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>>80895131
>the old canon

>>80895277
I'm not talking about the expanded universe, they are changing the movies' canon too

>>80874957
This makes me sad. He would have been perfect.

>>80873978
Armando Barreda

>>80874006
IT'S LEGIT

RIP George, you were too good for this world

May the force be with you

>>80895203
>You will never know what George's sequel trilogy would have been like beyond some vague concept art for Episode VII

why do people keep watching Disney shit? it's fucking terrible

>>80873978
PROFESSOR FATE

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>>80873978
JAVERT

>>80873978
A COP YOU IDIOT

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>>80873944
D R O P P E D
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P
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>>80874052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpE_xMRiCLE

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>>80873978
Redfield

>>80874000
Either
>It's a dumb attempt at generating buzz
or even worse
>He's gonna turn out to be related to someone important

>>80896507
based jewposter

>>80874050
Jesus, it will be this

>>80873944
Proof this movie will be fucking terrible and that the only thing people will be talking about is 'Han Solo' not being his real name.

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>>80873978 Charles Styles I'm from a company called Mistery Diners

>>80873978
feeling like a star,
You can’t stop my shine.
I’m lovin’ Cloud City,
My head’s in the sky.

>>80873944
REY SOLO CONFIRMED

>>80873978
Hal Alone

>>80873978
>not a single Bane


what the fuck, /tv/

>>80899749
go back to redd it you fucking tourist

>>80873944
But yet he uses the fake name all the way up to The Force Awakens. You'd think he'd at least be honest with Leia and she'd know his real name.
Probably gonna be one of those "That man is dead, Han Solo is who I really am," kind of deals. He's gonna do something super awful and be ashamed of it

>>80888888

>>80874274
we phantom pain now

>>80899906
upvoted

>>80881202
What is Nal Hutta?

>>80899923
>That man is dead
Extra points if he fakes his death to become Han Solo

>>80885984
poor lil' feller ;__;

>>80899923
>he's an orphan
>doesn't remember his last name

>>80873944
>neither chinese nor alone

shouldve been obvious to you

>>80900175
>Nal Hutta
a swamp/marsh planet, not a fucking casino

>>80874058
Solo Kay?

>>80873944
His real name is Hans Olo, I'm not even joking please screencap this.

>>80884290
His name is Han Jinn, I work at Lucasfilm. Can't be specific but there you go. He is Qui Gons bastard.

HAN JOB

>>80875117
This is one of the most oddly specific typecasts

>>80873978
Armin Tamzarian

>>80901644
you're fucking pathetic anon