>"Could this day get any worse?!" >gets splashed

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>>80842889
>Then it starts raining

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>character is hurt
>"That's gonna leave a mark!"

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>Hero gets manipulated in such a way to kill someone
>Villain says ''We're not so different, you and I''

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>>80842889
>"At least it's not raining..."
>character gets stabbed and mugged

>burglars begin raping character's wife and daughter

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>>80842977
>Then it starts raining

>character's alarm goes off
>hits his head on the nightstand, knocking over the clock
>stumbles and steps on his shoe and falls
>waterbed starts leaking

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>character watches through binoculars
>we hear everything being watched

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>alien makes confused and matter-of-fact analysis of Earthling customs like handshaking
>their race greets each other by pooping into each other's butts

>>80843086
Probably spreads fewer diseases than shaking hands

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>demolition expert
>is erratic and insane

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>>80843076
>character uses his hands as binoculars
>next shot is with black around the edges as if looking through binoculars

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>"Well, at least it isn't raining"
>gets stabbed

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>>80843182
>character uses binoculars backwards
>"They're farther away than I thought!"

>>80843249
You stole my fucking post you prick

>>80843312
Don't tell me what to do faggot! I'll fuck you up!

>>80843289
>turns them around
>WHOA

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>>80843289
>Other main character sighs and turns the binoculars around
>''Shit, they're super close now!''

>>80843249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doVYFjIJcfU

>at least i still have you
>uh yeah no im breaking up with you bye!

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>>80843312
>>80843344

>angsty teenager who shouts at everyone
>mom had died in a car accident when he was a baby

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>"Fuck drumptf and fuck white people!"
>Alt-Right assaults character with tendies

I know it's an old trope but I love it!

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>Character has a few extravagant things happen to them
>I could get used to this!

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>They lived happily ever after.

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>>80843682
>It's not your fault

>>80843958
this works if it happens during the middle of the movie and after that he loses everything

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>You just don't get it, do you?

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>dumb/crazy character has a moment of clarity and accurately guesses the entire plot in absurd detail
>everyone dismisses him and moves on

>>80843086
Name 24 kinos 7 flicks and 12 theatre adaptations where this happens

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>if you kill him, you're no better than he is

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>Horror movie
>Makes obviously stupid decisions.

>>80842889
730 a.m. 9/11/2001, north tower. drops coffee on himself, could this day get any worse

>It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack
>it's like trying to find a specific piece of hay in a haystack or
>it's like trying to find a needle in a stack of needles or
>some other variation of it to make it seem even more difficult to find

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>>80843086
>Alien says humans are the only species that has wars

>>80845465
this one is so bad

>>80845465
>People in horror movie make decisions that would be totally acceptable if they wheren't in a horror movie
>Character doesn't know they are in a horror movie
>people watching the movie call them dumb.

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>>80843033

>>80842889
>Wilhelm Scream

Also fucking frogposter

>>80842889
i drive in rain all the time and water never shoots up onto the sidewalk like that

only happened when the road was flooded

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>cop show
>cops approach fat informant
>"What's that you're eating?"
>"This? It's a Subway Sandwich prepared by dedicated sandwich artists, only $5.99 with a free drink!"

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>>80846544
>f-fucking f-frogposter.
>>80842889
>>80842939
>>80842970
>>80842974
>>80842977
>>80843033
>>80843076
>>80843165
>>80843182
>>80843289
>>80843370
>>80843682
>>80843958
>>80843977
>>80844116
>>80844361
>>80845465
>>80845689

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>That's dumb.
>...but it just might work!

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>can this board get any worse?
>op makes this thread

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>>80846646
>criminal plays MMO
>police make account to chase him
>runs away in MMO, cops give chase

>>80846945
Stop masturbating.

>>80843370
>they punch him in the face

>>80846662
dumb frogposter

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>>80846646
>character is a wagecuck
>chads throw shit around his workplace and mess it up so he has to clean it up, and can't show his anger at them because it'll get them fired

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>henchman fail to apprehend protagonist
>villain gets up
>"Looks like I'll have to deal with this myself."

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>>80849239
>main villain is the most powerful fighter

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>>80849239
>never send a man to do a woman's job!

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>I don't think you should be doing that
>Relaz, what's the worst that can happen?
>Cut to firemen extinguishing the ruins of the house

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>>80846662
>5 (You)s

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>character opens fridge
>only thing in it is a beer and a chinese takeout box
>opens box and smells it
>makes a disgusted face and throws the box away
>gets interrupted before he or she can find something else to eat

>gold on the ceiling by The Black Keys starts playing

>>80849508
does this actually happen in real life or what?

even if I don't have much stuff to eat my fridge is always full of shit that I would add to food

>protagonist doesnt even care but has a love intrest taking care of him

>>80849508
name 3.14 cinematograph where this happen

>>80849647
>does this actually happen in real life?
only to deadbeat losers who can barely pay their rent.

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>>80849647
At the very least there's always some cheese or ham in my fridge. Add that to some slices of bread that's always in my cupboard and you got yourself a nice tosti

>>80849709
So he can't pay rent but he can pay to eat out? does fast food in America cost less than food ingredient?

>main character wakes up and realizes that he's spent the last ten+ years of his life posting on a Sumatran macrame website instead of going out and meeting people
>instead of turning his life around, he continues to do the same thing

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>>80849791
a bit too close to home senpai

>>80849773
most americans are just bad at managing their money. eating out is not cheaper than buying groceries. sometimes the characters are so wrapped up in their jobs, they never have time to get groceries.

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>>80842939
>Characters expect it to start raining
>It doesn't
>Characters look relieved
>It starts raining

>>80849930
Name 3 student films where this happens

>>80849706
naked gun did a nice take on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eGF2pbmVyA

>conflict
>somebody says a word
>"What did you just say?...That's it!"
>this word gives the protagonist an epiphany that he uses to solve the conflict

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>female character

>>80849999
I'll name 4 nines, and they're all in your post

>>80849873
OBSESSED
B
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S
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>>80845585

>finding Waldo is easier than finding him (super hard to find bad guy)
>it starts raining
>he gets stung by a wasp

>>80850073
Thank you

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>characters meet for the first time
>they don't ask each other which gender pronouns they prefer

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>>80842889
>I'm gonna need a week to do this.
>You have 48 hours.
>B-b-b-but that's not nearly e-
>24 hours.

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>college students meet for the first time
>"what's your major?"

>>80850142
wat

>>80850010
>character spends 10 minutes connecting random words to draw a retarded conclusions that makes absolutely no sense
>"i don't know how you do it!"

>Bad guy has awesome plan
>Executes it perfectly
>Good guy wins because he has plot armor
>Good guy gets the hero anthem and gets the girl

Just fucking kill me

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>>80849791
>antagonist (moot) creates /tv/ on a Thai Bicycle Club image board
>protagonists spend hours posting useless shit
>antagonist says /tv/ was a mistake
>it starts raining
>protagonist stubs toe and cries into macaroni and cheese Mom made
>Mom stabs loser son
>what have I done?
>rents out basement to immigrants who are ISIS cell
>it keeps raining
>Blade Runner theme starts playing

>>80842977
family goy

>Bad guy has awesome plan
>Executes it perfectly
>Good guy wins because he has plot armor
>Good guy gets the hero anthem and gets the girl

Just fucking kill me

>thats it michaels detention 2 weeks
>but
>YOU WANNA MAKE IT 3 WEEKS?
>i was just g-
>4 weeks now
>

>>80849709
like me
can't even afford a gun to shoot myself

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>>80851213
Why are frogposters so stupid?
>>80851213

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>Character isn't a virgin neckbeard with a micropenis
>They expect /tv/ to relate

>>80851384
good question.

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>"let me get a beer"

>>80850303
The problem being?

>>80852022

It's a cliche.

>>80852035
It's literally what happens irl

>>80846332
>splitting up when you know theres a killer/monster/demon trying to hunt you down
>not dumb

The only one whos excused is the first character who dies stupidly, after that its just stupid the kind of decisions people in most horror movies make.

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>movie starts
>"based on a true story"

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>>80853107

>horror movie about ghosts or demons starts
>"based on a true story"

>>80853246
>"based on actual events"

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>>80853320
>the names have been altered

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>>80853439
>names have been changed to protect the families
>event was nationally publicized and can be googled

>>80853615
name some movies that did this

I'm not memeing

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>>80853669
Fargo

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>character enters a new situation
>"Well, this ought to be interesting."

>>80849418

have another one you stupid fucking frogposter

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>>80854333