Did he finally do it /tv/? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8My ajcV91V0

>>80814762
i love skating videos goddamn

my favorite skater!

so good to see him back pin the board

stay sober Bam we need you healthy and happy!!!

>>80814762

Bam a shit.

>>80814762
did he build him a skatepark?

>>80814762
Dude looks FAT.

>>80814885
I don't know

>>80814821
they're infectious

>>80814883
NOU

>>80814847
Me too anon

lmao it looks like young phil skateboarding

Yeah im thinking hes back

>>80814946
have you seen him before he got sober? Phil2.0

>You realise Jackass is coming back

YESSSSSSSSSSS

>>80814762
I didn't care much for Bam, but to see him pick himself back up, and get into his hobby again is really inspirational.

He was a punk BITCH in Jackass, but I'll give him respect for getting back in the swing of things. Props to you, Bam.

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>>80814762
>mfw i can finally hear the call

>>80814762
good for him!

>>80815074
>hobby

the guy was incredibly talented and sponsored 15-20 years ago

>>80814762
so the only trick he knows is that stupid kickflip. how was this faggot ever considered a good skater

>>80814885
Ask Andrew Stranberg.

>People hate bam when almost every other guy on the show was worse except dunn and knoxville


I don't get it at all. They have hours of footage of steve-o crying when they wake him up, being a drug addict dick or his fucking god awful gansta rap he did but you guys love him. Im just curious will bam be loved like him if he gets sober?

>>80815204

>knoxville

He was pure walking kino

It's good to see Phil lost some weight and started skating. I wonder what his son is up to these days.

>>80815204
steveo is a fucking retard but at least he managed to get himself sober and deal with his bipolar shit

good to see Bam getting better, we'll see if it lasts.

Is Bam back? Yeah, I'm thinking he's back

>>80814762
YOU'RE STILL A FUCKING FATASS BAM, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK YOU FUCKING FAT FUCK, I OWN YOU I OWN YOU, I GET MORE PUSSY IN WEST CHEASTER THAN YOU EVER DID, SIT THE FUCK DOWN FATTY, THIS IS FUCKIN BOMB STYLE FAGGOT

>>80815233
The ironic thing is that EVERY member of the jackass crew worked together doing CKY and Big Brother Magazine for years, and then MTV hired Johnny as this presentable face for them, and everybody else kind of hated him because he was some hollywood outsider.

>>80815363
Go to be Rake

>>80815345
>Bam Margera
>Dave Chappelle

Guys what year is it?

Why is Trump making up jump timelines again?

>>80815204
Honestly I like Steve-O because despite being born into wealth he just really wants to chill and get high with friends. He never came across as someone conceited to me and I feel bad for the cringy shit he did more than actually hate him for it. He seems like a real bro who just needs some help getting over his drug issues.

Also, while the other Jackass guys were obviously going farther than they would in their normal lives during the stunts you could tell Steve-O is just fucking insane and would do crazy shit even without any cameras or a paycheck

>>80815424
god bless papa donald

I thought Dave England and Brandon Dicamillo were pretty cool guys, like they were jackasses, but that you could also hang out with them and have a chill time.

https://youtu.be/qJKOQ2fdfzM

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not one

W A S T E D
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D
E
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for same, /tv/, for shame

>>80815367

What are you even saying

>>80815204
Dude Bam is just a giant jerkoff. I mean a funny jerkoff who is also an insanely talented stuntman but still a jerkoff.

Johnny and Steve-O just seem like nicer guys. They would never produce something as pretentious and self aggrandizing as that Earth Rocker video.

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>>80815417

>>80815437
Steve-o went to clown college and was working a circus at a flea market when they filmed the goldfish bit. Was he really born into wealth? If his parents were rich they certainly didn't give any to him

>>80815517
>What are you even saying
Just saying it's ironic that knoxville was the best, and he was the new guy that nobody liked.

>>80815556
Its absolutely clear you didn't see steve-o at his worst like when they took over MTV for 24 hours or any of his gansta rap. No one involved with jackass could stand him

>>80814762
>be over 30
>would like to pick up skating as a hobby
>price of breaking an ankle would be too high

>>80815608
His father was the head of Pepsi in Brazil, he was actually born there and knows Portuguese as a first language. I'm not sure how that status would translate into the States but growing up he definetly was high class.

>>80815720
Do you even bone density?

>>80815720
You can do it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fzst0kM8pI

>>80815556
You never watched any of steve o's self released dvd's have you? He was a druggie fucking retard doing druggie retard shit with his druggie retard friends.

>>80815776
uwot? He grew up in england senpai, p sure he was an army brat

>>80815856
Shit I just checked wikipedia you're right m8 sorry about that. Heard him say that in a Howard Stern interview years ago, he was probably fucked out of his mind or something

>>80815720
have you ever broken a bone? it's really not that bad. i have broken an ankle and can still run, broken wrist and I can still type and ride. just make sure you have insurance, because it ain't cheap.

I always wish I got into skateboarding when I was younger. Looks like the most comfy community once you're a little older.

>>80815848
I saw the one where he stapled his nutsack to his thighs.

He's a drug addict maniac but he's still not pretentious about it. Steve-O knows he's fucking retarded.

>obvious samefagging

Bam is pathetic and isn't relevant in any way anymore. Skating itself is retarded, and his relentless alcoholism and lifestyle contributed to his friend's death.
I sincerely hope he dies.

>>80814762
Bam is cool. He skated, did some jackass stunts, made 4 okay movies (CKY series) and 1 underrated movie (Haggard) then bought a bar and drinks for free with his friends. He's set for life. Minghags and Where the Fuck is Santa weren't good.

>>80815984
It wasn't that he was pretentious it's that he was an asshole. He would get really bad
>that time him and nick broke all those plates in that restaurant
>going to a bar just to break shit
>fighting with dunn because you're fucked up on pcp
He was too crazy at times

>>80815974
surfing is the comfy community. skateboarding is for bratty teens.

>>80815996
Dunn was his own man, he flipped (last I knew) 7 cars before he ever died. that's all he liked to do, go fast

>>80815996
Op here, I have not replyed to myself yet. this thread has 30 unique posters in it.
Fuck off cancer.

This is actually nice to see. I'm glad he went back to his roots

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>>80815468
Dico was the funniest guy and he was barely in any of the stuff. He was the one who came up with shopping carts
>the guys are going to go to brazil or something
>"aren't you going?"
>"and participate in some bullshit mtv crap? i'm staying here and going to the arcade to kick some kids ass at mortal kombat"
He also had an MK world record for a very short while.

Damn Bam's still got it!

>>80816158
>This is actually nice to see. I'm glad he went back to his roots
We liked watching this shit when we were like 14 years old.

Unfortunately, modern 14 year olds don't like this sort of shit.

>>80815057
Nah, Knoxville said they arent making another onr

Hes still pretty good, nose blunts n shit arent ezpz

>>80816070
how about the time he started cutting his tongue with broken glass on Howard Stern, or when he put a black widow in his mouth

This is such a lame comeback.

t.skater

Alcoholism and the death of your best friend is tough to overcome. I'm glad to see him back on his skateboard. Addiction is no joke, and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemies. I hope he can find a way to be at peace with himself.

Damn this makes wanna get back on my board again

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>>80815468
>tfw used to listen to Mustard Man and Beastman vs Skeletor

>>80816114
>April still let him in her house after he flipped a car on the highway 6 times front to back not rolling with both her sons in it when he was 16


Dunn was such a great guy you could literally almost kill both of her sons and she still loved him like a son.

yeah............IM THINKING HE'S BACK

>>80816302
For someone who was gaining shit tons of weight along with substance abuse this is pretty impressive.

>>80816341
Fuck my ass beast man

I think I might be gay for Tony Hawk

>doing shit that's cool in your teens but becomes more pathetic past 21

>age 37

>>80816341
>locked in a cage, wanna see my rage?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgwRsFPHyd4

Remember the anniversary episode of Viva La Bam where they make him look like Donald Trump?

>>80816284
I saw him cutting it for random people on the street. He ate some of the glass too. Goddamn those videos were shit.

>>80816302
Its not really a comeback, he just moved to spain with a friend who films and they have been doing that. Its not some big "Hes back" other people are hyping it way more then he is

>>80816419
Why can't you skateboard over 21?

Does anybody on earth hate anything as much as Rake hates mustard?

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>>80816431
Fucking miss Vito. One of the funniest niggas ever.

What happened to Raab Himself?

>>80816419
so why are you on this website anon?

>>80816484

Should be doing more important shit with your life.
This shouldn't even need to be said.

It's a hobby with little investment needed; it's a poor-fuck hobby for urban kids.

>>80816513
>Dude the things I hate most in life are like mustard and period blood

>>80816559
see >>80816572
>equating 4chan to loser hobbies
>you can't 4chan at work

fullest of kek anon

>>80816558
I think he's a chemist like rake

>>80816513
>that time april wiped mustard off his ass

>>80816572
Where is your arbitrary list of "important things"? I want to see what your hobbies are, that you're at the highest level of important shit, not wasting your time on /tv/.

>>80816572
Fuck you

>>80815970
Wait until you get older and those injuries slowly start nagging you

>>80816612
>work
I guess you have to answer "hardly working" when they come to your till while you try to fill out a captcha, can't let a single cooldown go by.

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>>80814762
last I heard of this faggot he was charging people to party with him and then he'd take all the 15yo girls upstairs and rape them.

I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT

I LOVE IT

BRING IT THE FUCK ON

PAYBACKS A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER

>>80816631
t. a 30 year old who skateboards near the high school to impress children

>>80816559
classic

>>80815367
Knoxville worked on Big Brother as well. Steve O was even more of an outsider. Just some ex-clown with a reputation for hurting himself that some of the other Jackass guys wanted nothing to do with at first.

>>80816631
>needs to rationalize in order to enjoy his hobby
Pathetic. If you don't enjoy your hobby don't do it fucktard.
>being so triggered he needs to defend his hobby to an anon on the internet

Again, fucking full kek my man

>>80816675
>"I did one signing where I ate somethin’ with a bunch of tomatoes in it right before. We did the signing and I was sipping on Coronas. I guess I drank too much and I threw up this mix of Corona and tomatoes. Right afterwards this fucking hot chick jumped out of the line and sucked it all up. It wasn’t a Jackass stunt, it was like, I want Bam’s throw up in my body! It was fucking weird. That was the gnarliest thing, and she was cute too and that was more mind boggling. She sucked up my throw up not as a dare, she just did it because she wanted it inside of her."

You will never live this life

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>tfw Wee Man can drink twice as much as you

>>80816572
>little investment
You mean time investment? Skating is fucking hard and takes a lot of time and commitment asshole.

>>80816670

did you honestly imply captchas take any sort of effort? what laziness.

>>80816784
>Skating is fucking hard and takes a lot of time and commitment asshole

You sound like the loser neckbeards "trying" to play video games professionally.

dis shii brazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OzA6Tm9Yi0

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>>80816751

>>80816612
4chan is a loser hobby. Difference is you're sitting on your arse while skaters are out being social and getting some exercise.

>>80814762
he looks like the brother from Only God Forgives now

>>80814762
DAMN! Phil can skate like that?!

>>80817008
>4chan is a loser hobby

So you're a double loser.

>>80814762
new jackass when

>>80816881
Ok do a kickflip faggot.

>>80817107
No, only you are the loser

Fuck you, sk8r bois! I was too fat to do tricks, and could only scoot my 250 pound ass around on a skateboard using my hands, and everybody made fun of me, so now I'm going to shitpost on an anonymous mongolian throat singing forum in a thread about a a recovering alcoholic trying to get back into his former profession to feel about myself in one big run-on sentence because i'm fat and i also smell

>>80814762
mfw he's now at the age where if he falls he'll be ded

>>80817116
No skateboarding is for losers :^) I could do it easily if I tried, though.

>>80817008

wow socializing and exercising
i bet they make mad bank at doing that

also
>skating past 20

>>80817128
pot
kettle
black

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>>80817130
This is what I picture you look like

>>80814762
Looks really fucking stiff and hes just playing around on a mini ramp.
I mean I guess he is in better shape and doing good, but I am not going to pretend that he is ripping it up.

>>80817204
>pot
>kettle
>black
Fat fuck

Kek
>fat old guy on a board
That's pathetic dude.

>>80817116
>Ok do a kickflip faggot.

>being so triggered you need to defend your loser hobby

looks like the sweaty neckbeards are getting riled up

>>80817246
haha proved my point

>>80817263
>haha proved my point
haha you're so mad at skaters. did they pick on you as a kid or something

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>SKATING IN YOUR 20s INSTEAD OF GAINING WORK EXPERIENCE
>SKATING IN YOUR 30s BECAUSE YOUR LIFE SUCKS

skating is just as retarded and dorky as roller blading or being an autist with a scooter.
Why skate past 16 when you can get a car or pursue success to get better cars? Fucking pathetic

who /earthrocker/ here

>>80817322
We already explained to you why you a faggot man, go away

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>>80817296
>deflecting criticism because of hurt feefees

>>80815181
According to the experts in this thread that doesn't matter at all

>>80817350
Skaters never admitt that, but they know it's true.
>brand whores
> failed drivers tests
> stoners

Somehow not losers?

>>80815181
He really wasn't. He was a million times better than I'll ever be but his skills as a skateboarder are amatuer at best and the only reason he ever went pro was his personality and the cky/jackass stuff. There's pro skaters who no one outside of skateboarding has ever heard of that are 100 times better than bam.

>>80817374
it would appear you are the one with hurt feelings, not sure why you care what other people do with their time

live and let live ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>80814762
>be a drug addict wreck
>finally maybe start to get your life on track
>go back to the scene and "sport" that started you down the path to begin with

One bad fall and he's back where he was a few years ago.

Get a new hobby, Bam. Take up rock climbing, or jujitsu, or something that won't get you hooked back on pills if you fuck up.

He's in shit shape, I guess being a fat skater could be a nice niche for him.

>>80816558
Got his shit together IIRC. All of those guys except Dico who seems to have fallen off the earth have careers or are doing something productive with their lives now, even Novak from what I've heard isn't a total fuck up anymore

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>you will never make a bunch of money, throw it all away on drugs and alcohol then try to make up for lost time because of your life up to this point was frittered away

only downside is you won't have equally pathetic neckbeards trying to defend your poor life choices on the internet

>>80817506
>even Novak from what I've heard isn't a total fuck up anymore

Novak is who made Bam fall off the fucking rails in the first place

>>80817427
>triggered to the point you need to defend your hobby to a stranger on the internet
>n-n-o you're the one that's hurt ;;;;(

>>80817533
Which trip to rehab did that happen after? The 12th?

>>80817532
Even with all his bad decisions Bam has lived enough for ten normal people's lives put together.

>>80817423
>There's pro skaters who no one outside of skateboarding has ever heard of that are 100 times better than bam.

This is because past about 1999 or so, skateboarding became more about selling clothes and gear to teenagers than the actual act of skating.

Bam had that attitude that sold in the late 90s, they cashed in on it.

>>80814762

Is anything in that supposed to be impressive? the kids at my local highschool and do the same shit at our local half pipe.

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>failed reality TV star does something for attention

Why is this on /tv/ again?

>>80817506
>All of those guys except Dico

What is Dico working at a burger king now?

>>80817532
Dude stop trying to make it seem like bam hasn't lived an awesome life. He's had several shows on mtv, been in several movies, traveled around the world with his childhood friends and all of it was paid for with money he made doing something he loves. I don't like the guy much and he's made tons of mistakes but you trying to make it seem like he's some loser who's never accomplished anything is pretty pathetic.

>>80817650
>Live hard die young
>Even with all his bad decisions Bam has lived enough for ten normal people's lives put together.

kys

>>80817692
>Dude stop trying to make it seem like bam hasn't lived an awesome life

People who live awesome lives have people trying to imitate it. He's been a literal nobody for over a decade.

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>every vlogger on the planet is shitting themselves right now

imagine how lit it's going to be when he starts posting regular videos

>>80817688
wouldnt surprise me

>>80817750
Jesus fuck are you really going to claim bam and the jackass guys didn't spawn about 1000 imitators?

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>>80817692
>I don't like the guy much and he's made tons of mistakes but you trying to make it seem like he's some loser who's never accomplished anything is pretty pathetic

he failed at skating
he whored himself out to knoxville for money
he whored his parents out for money
he frittered away that money
he's attempting skating to fail at it again

Wow, such life accomplishments.

>>80817780
Can't wait to see how triggered /tv/ gets

>thread became skater autists vs sports car autists
What the fuck is the demographic of this board, fucking christ.

>>80817842
>triggered

Says the anon white knighting a fuckup on the internet

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>>80817655
This. At least he's over Dunn's death.

>>80817893
You seem to be confused, but that's okay.

>>80817840
you're just a loser and a jealous hater
stay mad while Bam is #WINNING

>>80817840
I'm sure you've done way more with your life anon, if only bam could've been more like you.

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>people actually interested in a washed up celeb because they used to be famous

I will never understand you people

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>>80817907
>>80818004

Could be worse. I don't know how but it could be worse.

>>80817951
Kek not that anon but you really need to take bams cock out of your mouth, it's hard to understand you
Also, do not consider inducing pain and torturing my parents for money a "cool life"

>>80815437

The funny thing is, the more crazy stunts he did were done when he was sober.

>>80818059

I think these are professional shills. Nobody in their right mind would ride a dick this hard unless they're being paid to do it.

>>80817946
He's not even selling anything, so what are you shilling for?

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>VIRAL MARKETING ON /TV/

>>80818059
Dude I don't even like the guy, I find his personality insufferable. But when fucking anons on 4chan try to act like the guys a loser who's never done anything with his life it's just pathetic. Fuck off with your bullshit man, you know God damn well you've got no room to talk about being better than anyone.

>>80818227
>being triggered this hard
>white knighting a fuck up
>

>>80817780
>Bam and Casey Neistat boosted board collab

>>80818291
nice meme arrows you stupid faggot

>>80818227
Your projecting,
and it's embarrassing.
There are many different kinds of people on 4chan; assuming that image only reflects badly on you.
Like, I'm embarrassed for you, to think bam is a success.
Jesus Chris anon

>>80818291
>LOL ur triggered!
>faggot white knight cuck!

well memed bro

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>>80814762
My best friend died in a car accident four years ago. He's dead and gone. Iceland's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a skatepark.
You don't have be a musician to be an Earth Rocker. Andrew Stranberg is an Earth Rocker.

My other best friend is on heroin again. He's back in rehab for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one. Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore, cause I hate every motherfucker, I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, sippin on drinks at the bar, chit-chatting with fucking nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.

I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank god Nikki wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black eye and prolly went to jail. She has a big mouth.

I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.

Payback's a bitch motherfu

>>80815367

You know Knoxville was the reason Jackass even started right?

Motherfucker shot himself on camera for shits and giggles.

He's probably the most hardcore out of any of those guys.

>>80818227
Somebody ought to get this faglord a dictionary.

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>>80818353
My projecting what?
FINISH THE FUCKING STORY

>>80818354
>>80818351
>being triggered this hard over a washup

>>80818353
Why don't you drop some of your life accomplishments on us anon? Lemme guess, you make six figures and fuck mad bitches everyday and have a 10 inch dick, right? Yeah man, I'm the pathetic one here. Totally.

These autists arguing is like watching apes fling shit at each other

>>80817840

I'm pretty sure Bam still has money. His net worth is something like 45 million. He and Knoxville are the two richest Jackasses.

Good for him. He's still a faggot and a fatass though.

>ywn be so washed up you host a game show
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bam%27s_Bad_Ass_Game_Show

>>80818503
net worth means how much you can make cashing in all your assets and your name. when you're out of the hollywood game for years your name ain't shit

>>80818585

Eh, I'm sure he's still pretty well off.

>>80818479
That wasn't the point, and once again you're projecting. Carry on "earth rocker " and don't feel pressured to do anything of worth, for bam didn't and he lived "a cool life "

Also, you communicate like a child so maybe you should be off to bed.

>>80818620
you said 45 million
now it's "well off"

your boy is a Loser

>>80818479
>Why don't you drop some of your life accomplishments on us anon?

I love that this faggot is so triggered he needs others' life accomplishments in order to rationalize his hard-on for bam.

>>80818650
kek, didn't think so faggot. At least you didn't lie about your shit life on the Internet, that would've been really sad.

>>80818709
>I love that this faggot is so triggered
Do you really? Do you "love it"? Are you jumping up and down squealing with glee over an argument on the internet?

>>80818709
Read the posts again you fucking retard. Slowly this time if that's what it takes.

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>net worth has supposedly gone up despite being absent for years
>net worth has continued to go up even after his divorce

it's funny. since no one is required to disclose their wealth you could lie through your teeth about it.

>>80818759
>>80818791
>this triggered

I hope your being paid to post here.

Skateboarding is over. It was a fad.

>>80818716
>he lives vicariously through others
>not the most pathetic thing you can do with your life

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The CKY crew pretty much invented the attitude of early skaters in the 200s

That's why Johnny wanted them on Jackass

Bam was never a good skater, but he was the glue of the Crew, which made him the most popular of that group

>>80818851
>>80818890

these

>>80815188
Haha jealous kid? He literally did two kickflips both of which were switchfoot.

>>80818890
people like bam make me feel better about being ugly, at least I have nothing to lose when I get older, if anything I get better looking by proxy because everyone around looks worse

What replaced pro wrestling and skateboarding and video games? What is the current fad?

I wonder why there were never many girls in this crew

>>80819017
>video games
>a fad

More lucrative than hollywood anon

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>>80814762
>tfw can still skate

i only longboard now but i can still kickflip

>>80818837
>>triggered
>Look Mommy, I posted it again!

>>80819017
Getting offended by things you dont like, and collecting upvotes

>>80818716
>this triggered
I didn't know people had gay crushes for bam, but that makes sense.

>>80819040

>omg look at that skater loser he looks like a homeless person

>>80819068
>longboarding

kek 2011 was 6 years ago anon give it up

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>>80819017
its not over at all. more commercial than ever. just look at supreme and all that. all those post hipster dudes/girls running around wearing thrasher. shit skateboarding is even a olympic discipline now

>>80819075
Kek you're pathetic dude
Your position is "I THINK HES COOL SHAASADDDUPP"
Just let it go, we got it, your a fag for him

>>80819075
>someone has a negative opinion of someone
>wastes time trying to correct them

i bet your parents are so proud of you

>>80819068
>longboarding

shouldnt have started this shit in the first place m8

CKY > Jackass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3MBsH650LU

>>80819118
Kek good one anon
It's a long dead and is almost embarrassing
Skate parks are for hobos and graffiti now

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>liking someone because they can skate

Are you in high school?

>>80819193
you dont leave your house often do you?

>>80818942
>Haha jealous kid? He literally did two kickflips both of which were switchfoot.

Kill yourself

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>>80819184
>the end of cky 4 where the fucking managers of some shitty grocery store come out and threaten them and mike v is about to kick some ass

>>80819040
Girls don't do stunts. no girls on Jackass either

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>>80819114
>>80819161

i use it as transportation
>in nyc

>>80818585
He got $2mil a year for wearing a certain brand of shoes, for however many years that was. He owns his house outright and several cars. He's set up his parents with their house and they're very comfortable. This was all years before he even did Bam's Unholy Union. the next biggest thing he bought was a bar, which I'm sure makes a profit
he's not going to hurt for the rest of his life

>>80819118
You dont really see it on tv anymore. Video games are getting bigger.

>>80819290
>That scene where Mike Vallelly kicks the shit out of 4 dudebros at once

https://youtu.be/bJmrDlkBsxQ

>>80819351
>judging someone's life solely on income

Pretty pathetic anon.

>>80819316
not an excuse m8

nah but for real as long as yr not one of those dreadlockhippiefucks driving around on their longboards, you do what you gotta do

>>80814762
>skateboarding past the age of 12

Fucking pathetic grow up.

>>80819361
>that scene where he almost kicks some middle aged faggots ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohWF_o4OFy8

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>>80819405
ive been skating for years and take care of my board, #1 sign of a poser is skating in the rain

>on muh penny board!!1

>>80819434
>>80819361
those are some very pale niggers.

>>80815468
It's interesting when things from your childhood stand the test of time

>>80819501
>It's interesting when things from your childhood stand the test of time
Making fun of Chinese people will last forever

https://youtu.be/ai8gDgwjc0A

>thread claims bam is amazing
>contributed to the death of his best friend

Y'all have fucked up standards.

>>80819588
theres no doubt he's a bad person who also went through a lot of shit. but its good to see him sober and skating again. better than doing heroin and doing cringy yt videos

>>80819681
>better than doing heroin and doing cringy yt videos

now he's just doing cringy shit while others upload it to youtube

>>80819246
>jealous kiddo detected

>>80818653
takes a loser to know one ;)

>>80820312
>takes a loser to know one ;)

The irony here is the white knight attempting to use that logic as an insult.

It sucks to see him so garbage at skating these days. He was never as good as most pros but he did used to tear up at FDR

>page 6

so close to being auto purged

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>>80817506
Novak is still a fuck up

>>80821089
jfc just die already you old washed up cunt. nobody ever fucking liked you.

>>80818372
>most hardcore
I agree with this

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>>80821089
>on Radio Bam
>after a year or so Novak makes his first guest appearance
>is on the show regularly
>Dico is on one with him
>the conversation is on Herion and how Novak is "such and such days clean"
>Dico laughs "yeah but I'm 24 years clean you faggot"

>>80819394
It means he can afford whatever life he wants, a happy one or not. That's more than most of us can say. He earned the tools in his 20's when most people work until they're 50~60. I don't agree with his choices after the fact

>>80821563
kek. fucking brutal.

>>80821606
>It means he can afford whatever life he wants, a happy one or not
> I don't agree with his choices after the fact

jesus fucking christ you sound like the cunts that keep the kardashians paid and relevant

>>80814885
EARTHROCKER

>>80815720
Not running or riding a bike instead. skating is so 90's and y2k

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>>80814762

>You'll never be as handsome as young Bam
>Extrapolating, you'll look worse than him when you're older

>>80814762
>grown men playing with kids toys
lel

>>80816690
Nice list

>>80822568
>went from handsome lad to junkie burnout

now i understand his midlife crisis

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>tfw you were a huge fat ass back when Bam was in the best shape of his life

>tfw Bam's now a huge fat ass while you're in the best shape of your life

Life is a funny thing. And he's almost 40 too so he just looks like some obese middleaged creepo. At least when i was fat I was still young enough to wear it like Jontron. Bam is a fucking joke.

>>80822929
You are so cool anon

>>80814762
based. Don't care what /tv/ says he's based.

>>80823043

In the game of life, I piss down Bam's throat. Then again, it isn't really that hard.

i never skated when i was a teenager but i always enjoyed watching skating videos

>>80814762
He needs to lose some weight. He's starting to morph into Phil.

I skateboarded for years and could never even ollie over things

>>80815437
Fuck I will never forget when he fell into that pit of coals after getting hit with a flaming ball

>>80823837

Awesome facebook post fuckface

>>80821698
I don't understand your insult

>>80819588
How did he contribute? Were they drinking together or something

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>>80821563
Unsung hero, embraces baldness.

>Viva la bam episode with Bam's lambo missing
>Dicamillo pipes up with, a BALD man could have taken it possibly while lifting his shame hat

>>80824402
>in the same episode ryan is caught lying about having had a bf in the past
i knew that nigga was gay

>>80815016
>have you seen him before he got sober? Phil2.0
You mean Don Vito 2.0

>>80824290

Drinking together and knowingly gave him the keys to his lambo knowing full well how drunk he was.

Dunn also killed the passenger, so Bam being a dumbfuck contributed to the death of two people.

this thread is embarrassing

>>80824402
big typo
couldn't* not could
>>80824494
I like the shticks they get into, dico questioning "have you ever had a boyfriend" to Ryan as soon as they confirmed the polygraph works

>>80825042
A drunk guy is going to drive no matter what. This isn't sticking a needle in his arm, Dunn is going to find a way to fucking drive.
not saying I wouldn't blame Bam if the situations were different, but this is Random Hero.

>>80825389
>A drunk guy is going to drive no matter what

You're a stupid asshole
>drunk guys don't take cabs
Your friends don't stop you from drunk driving because they secretly wish you dead.

>>80825448
nice confession, want to project some more into the mic?

>>80825479
>projection

Never drove drunk in my life.

I've never wished harm on anyone, but I hope a drunk driver hits you.

Wow look at me guys I can ride on a board with four little wheels, on the other hand I cannot operate a four wheeled motorcar without instantaneously combusting.
fucking rad man

>>80817130

Impressive

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>>80814762
Now I am become Earth Rocker™, drinker of booze.

>>80814847

.... FOR THE SACRIFICE!!!

tfw never cool enough to skateboard

tfw play tony hawk instead

4chan is so full of hate
I feel sorry for most of the people that come here

>>80814762
He's better than Tony Hawk at this point. Great to see the Marg back

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>>80826247
>muh hate hurrr
OMG LIKE WOW

>>80817532
>only have to make up for the years shitposting on 4chan for free

my wife's son can do these tricks.

what does this old man have to offer in 2017?

>>80814762
are those 360 hardflips or impossible?
nice to see Bam skating again and looking healthy. 2017 might not be as fucked up as the last few

Nice to see that he's getting his shit together.

I didn't think he'd ever recover from Dunn's death.

>>80826247

Humor doesn't limit itself to things that might be painful to others. At least not here. Deal with it.

HAY THIS IS BAM MARGERA WE PUT AN ALLIGATOR IN APRIL'S BED AND SHE'S GONNA SHIT HER PUSSY OFF

>>80824402
>a man with no hair couldnt possibly have hidden it!! *quickly removes cap to reveal a bald head*
had several keks to this

>>80814762
Is he becoming UNJUST?

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Did Bam fuck Opie's wife?

i can kick you
higher than you can kick me
i can kick you way up into a tree
who wants a taste of my oolong tea
ho ha ho ha hoo chee chee

>>80819361
Faggot sucks at fighting the guys obviously didn't want to fight him, you can never win a true 4v1 unless they're literal children

>>80827623
didnt wanna fight but they wanted to talk shit. pussies.

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How long until he does an interview with Joe Rogan?

>>80814762

>Dat terrible skating

He's five fucking years than Daewon. Goddamn drunk. At least get on a diet you pigu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nwQ1F7oX-8

>>80814821
me too
theyre so frenetic, really underrated kind of filmmaking imo

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>>80816448

> move to Finland during at your lowest point
> move to Spain to improve yourself

Like poetry

>>80814762
I thought Phil already did some skating.

>>80829922
Kinda
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ghVvvTKA9WY

you can't fuckin skate past 30. knees are the first thing to age.

>>80830048
Tony hawk says hello

>>80830062

i should've said you can if you want to go to the hospital a lot, it's not impossible just stupid.

Did he finally get sober?

>>80817322
>SHITPOSTING IN YOUR 20s ABOUT PEOPLE WHO LIVE MORE INTERESTING LIVES THAN YOU SO YOU CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOUR SHITTY ONE
>SHITPOSTING EVER BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH OF AN INSECURE LOSER YOU ARE AND RATIONALISING IT WITH MUNDANE CONCEPTS OF WORK EXPERIENCE BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY THING YOUR SHITTY LIFE CAN COMPARE TO

>>80817322
what about career skaters? theres good money to be made

>>80817423
he was riding for toy machine then element before the cky stuff

>>80816272
He said the same thing after the show was over.

And then again after the first movie.

But yeah I honestly don't think they'll make another one either.

>>80815417
FUCK YOU AND FUCK MUSTARD REEEE

>>80823848
Holy shit yeah that was gnarly as fuck

Literally half his body got burnt and he even refused to take painkillers or anything

Early 2000s will be a forgotten period in history, these hasbeen skating montages take me right back to those times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VetuQHjqOS8

>>80814762
I was quite amazed that hes still able to skate.
After getting fat, addicted and depressed.
Good to see, I hope hes gonna make some skate vids with steve-o

>>80815468
Dico was a god.

>>80816572
You really need to grow up mate.
You sound like some 16 year old who has no fucking clue about life.

>>80817532
throw away the money.

YOu have no fucking idea how much money he made in the early 2000s. Fuck cky and fuck jackass for money, he had so many sponsors who threw money at him like nobodies business.
Its impossible for him to get broke basically.
As long as he doesnt start buying planes and ships and shit.

>>80826277
Isn't Tony Hawk about to hit 50?

It's impressive that he can still skate at all.

from my experience the guys who've hated skating the most also surfing can't even stand on a still skateboard on flat surface without falling on their ass.

had a friend who was such a dick about skating but watching him try to skate or surf was fucking hilarious and it all made sense.

>>80830912
That's like saying you're impressed jordan can still do slam dunks. But I suppose at 50 your bones start to get weaker so skating could be a bad idea.

Then again why would a 50 year old skate anyway.

>>80830912
tony's still at it. his son riley is a fucking rad skater. he rides for baker

>>80814762
that 180 manual slide over the concrete hump was fucking insane

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>>80814762
>be Bam the cuck
>go to Howard Stern high with your gf and retard junkie friend Novak
>what could go wrong
>all fun and games
>mid interview Stern bate you into jewish tricks
>end up admitting you want Novak to fuck you gf but she only let him do oral on her while you watch admit you shared previous gf with some faggot in Sweden admit you like watching you gf get fucked
>get cucked by Stern jew trap questions on the radio
>i love watching Stern trap idiots
>when will they learn ?

>>80831158
part 2
>be famous wwf diva
>go to Stern act flirty and shit
>all fun and games
>mid interview jewish trap questions engage
>end up talking about growing up in a farm
>end up telling you like watching horses dicks
>get destroyed by Stern jew traps
>when will they learn

>>80814821
me too, they're really easy to watch and it brings me back to the days of THPS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1YeMXE6Wn4

>>80814762
Vito gently down the stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVFCOGj4w_o

>>80817240
He said on a interview that anything but miniramp hurts his feet. So he isnt gonna jump down the big stuff anymore. Im just happy hes getting his shit together.

Dico's truck job

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72ydQRSZjoQ

>>80817854
>What the fuck is the demographic of this board?
Its literally faggots.

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>>80829553
Well, our national sports are ice hockey, drinking and suicide.

>>80830048
>>80830062
Alson Daewon Song, Rodney Mullen etc etc.

>>80830048
there are plenty of pro's who skate past 30