Times when you almost blew it because of /tv/ >Be me >Watching

Your hand doesn't count as a gf.

>>80809125
HA THAT'S SO FUCKING EPIC AND ORIGINAL DUDE! YOU SHOULD BE LIKE A PROP COMIC OR SOMETHING LMFAO

TES movie when Todd !!!

>>80809125
haha well maymayed my friend xD

Why did I get the urge to buy skyrim on my computer

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>>80809572
Do it. Now.

Oh, OP here, I almost forgot to mention the last part of my story! Haha, how silly of me ^~^

So anyway
>slap her hand away
>she looks at me upset
>I don't apologize
>she appreciates my alphaness
>pussy now wet she runs out to buy a copy of Fallout 4 for my Xbox One
>great game as usual from Bethesda, try the DLC now if you haven't, it's really good
>tell my gf about Operation Anchorage DLC
>get head later that night

I knew starting a thread with Todd would be a mistake.

>>80809572
>>80809748
>>80809663
Fuck off Todd, I refunded skyrim on pc because I hated it so much, I used the money to buy a good game; the Witcher 3.

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This just happened today

>leave to office to go buy some lunch
>check out a thai place
>place my order (rice bowl with some chicken)
>hand them my cash
>cashier hand me change and receipt
>"here you go sir, your order number is 22"
>I instinctively reply "nice dubs"
>they look a little confused
>I take the change and receipt and walk away to the pickup area