ITT: things only you were autistic enough to do >never watching

>>80806505
You haven't missed much

>>80806505
Commodus was based
>>80806533
And as this anon points out, the peak of Joaquin Phoenix.

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>>80806533
>>80806547

>>80806533
the master and inherent vice are both bretty gud

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>>80806505
>watch a movie I like
>talk to myself like im some kind of film critic, giving the film an in depth analysis and review
>usually in the shower
>im too camera shy to actually do it for real

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>see a trailer or even a poster for a movie
>think about what the plot will be, end up coming up with my own story just based on that
>watch the movie and its obviously nothing like what Ii imagined
>my plots are usually better
>rewrite them as fan fiction, taking the initial concept and then adding in what I thought the plot was about
>sometimes post them online and get criticism to test myself as a screen writer

my reviews have been fair

>>80806505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onq8SwIDHYw

>>80806833
subscribed, post your blog, for real

Me too but mostly because he pretended to be crazy for a while. He managed to do such a phony job of his publicity stunt that I can't take him seriously as an actor anymore. Also, in Gladiator he just wasn't very strong. I wish him well though even if he did kill his own brother.

>>80806533

>Her

He missed a true kino

I hate Bradley Cooper eversince Silver Linings Playbook

are you me

>>80806533
Lol, you're mean

>>80807100
He killed him for his bro-lover Johnny Depp, so they could be vampires together. A sad true hollywood story

>>80806505
You've missed a lot of kino

>>80806505
wrong

I also hated him for years, it blew my mind when I found out that was only a character and that he wasn't actually like commodus in real life

why are we pretending that joaquin is not a good actor?

>>80806505
I wish I was that autistic. I actually attempted to watch her after watching the master. I don't even like pain, but man that was painful

I've never watched CBS

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>>80809630
this, he's actually much more of a fuckhead irl