>male character stares at female character >cut to scene

Is it not that easy for everyone? Just yesterday I thanked my checkout lady for giving me nickels instead of dimes in my change. We boned all night. You just have to be able to read a situation

>>80803265
Same, I paid this girl ten bucks and she tickled my pickle, you just have to be able to read the situation

>character is cool
>he wears a leather jacket and has a harley/muscle car and a stubble

>suggestive glance
>cut to sex scene

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>>80804073
>sex scene
>cuts to child birth

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>male character stares at female character
>cut to scene of male character having sex with the female character and then making a delicious meal out of her chopped up body

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>Girl dressed with a tight mini-skirt sees a man in a bar
>Cut to scene of the guy violently penetrating her vagina for 30 minutes while he chokes her, then he procedes to penetrate her ass doggy-style for some good 15 minutes so hard it starts to bleed while she screams "please, don't stop, i am a bitch! i am your sex slave!! punish me!" as he slaps her ass, then she starts sucking his dick deeptroath for 20 minutes straight while she pinches her tits and he brutally moves her head with his hand... then the man cums on her face and she swallows the cum that got ejaculated near her mouth, finally the man calls her a fucking whore and spits on her face.
>Next scene shows them waking up in bed the next morning
>Girl gets up and covers her body with a bed sheet
>"teehee! don't look at my naked body, you silly boy!"

>>80804500
jesus fucking christ

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>>80804500
[kino]

>>80803314
He's also shown smoking a cigarette with the pack rolled up his sleeve.

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>characters start kissing passionately and undressing
>cuts to them sitting up in bed smoking cigarettes

>>80804119
>Honeymoon scene
>Cuts to wife giving birth to black baby

>>80803314
>>80804913

I do all these things and I'm not cool at all.
Or maybe I'm secretly cool. Good luck finding out since I'm hiding behind 10 layers you'll never get to me.

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>male character sees woman
>cuts to the man peeing in her butt

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>sex scene
>woman doesn't rush to the bathroom immediately after

>>80802747
black coffee if you know what I mean