Any one on here want to explain how the fuck this supposed hoax

>>>/x/

>>80801966
they don't know shit about recording film

>>80801966
all /x/ is is a place for paranoid schizos to live out their delusions. but if you want to have a serious discussion about the bigfoot phenomenon you get told to fuck off, and/or it devolves into some BIGFOOT IS ALIEN WIZARDS shit.

they skinned a bigfoot and made a suit out of it

>>80801935
>If that's your answer then I want a reasonable explanation of how they made a suit like that

They didn't make it, they bought it.

>>80801935
I can't; while I want more evidence, I'm forced to admit I can't refute the video in any meaningful way.

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What is some good bigfoot kino?

>>80802185
>BIGFOOT IS ALIEN WIZARDS

Well, how do you know they're not?

>>80802185

The shitposting is on par with this board. It's the larping that's the real cancer

>>80802530
how did the people they bought it from make it?

>>80802577
feels a little more plausible that it's a highly intelligent undiscovered animal than some sort of supernatural entity

>>80801935
Its 100% real. me and my uncle lenny shot one last year. we put the body in the truck but as we were leaving it disappeared. my guess is it was teleported back into his homebase as soon as he was killed. kinda like an anti evidence system.

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>>80802544
The video is gonna turn 50 this year and we still don't have a clear explanation of how they made it. It's fascinating whether you believe in Bigfoot or not.

>>80802976
>>80802976
Motherfucker why are you questioning the capacity to create a fucking bigfoot suit
What about that sounds unreasonable
I'm pretty sure all it takes is fucking faux-fur

What is this autism

>>80801935
TONIGHT!
ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES!
WE FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT!

The one thing that always irks me about the footage is that the bigfoot looks directly at the camera when it walks.

>>80802555
What happened to Joe rogan?

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>mfw skeptics still haven't explained away the over 3 thousand Bigfoot sightings over the last century

>>80803047
>autism

says the guy who just sperged out because I stated a fact

>all you need is faux-fur

that's what they tried here >>80802976

you can see that they couldn't even get the color right, let alone the texture

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>mfw bigfoot is really just a cult of furfags living in the woods

>>80803204
Ya its called copy-cat. Bigfoot is literally a meme that existed before the internet and a bunch of people faked it for fame.

>>80803047
>bigfoot can't exist because a guy could just wear a suit

>>80803166
apparently it is already leaving the area when the footage begins. Patterson, the cameraman is on horseback at first but his horse refuses to get closer, which is why he jumps off and runs after the thing while the camera is still rolling. The thing probably looked back at him as a warning sign not to get closer

>>80801935
The guys that made it admitted it was a hoax, idk if you can get better proof than that famalam

>>80803204
Three thousand?? When someone goes missing in a city you don't get 3000 people saying they saw them, so what makes you think that 3000 people would see the exact same animal in some fucking woods and all think it was Bigfoot and all report it, even in a century

>>80801935
>>80802544
>>80803276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi6pY6UY36s
More realistic suits have been made before. Just because one attempt to recreate it turned out looking like shit doesn't mean it isn't fake.

>>80803383
>what makes you think that 3000 people would see the exact same animal in some fucking woods and all think it was Bigfoot and all report it, even in a century

because it's real

>>80803140
UPDATE
APPARENTLY NOONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT SO FUCK HIM

>>80803383
Retarded americans please go here: http://hoaxes.org/

Learn something. For once in your desperately stupid lives.

>>80801935
It's not bigfoot mate, it's some fookin wonga in a suit acting like a proper bell sniff m8

>>80803446
>literally just snopes under a different name

FAKE NEWS

>>80803171
he was born

Technology has completely ruined any chance of a Bigfoot creature being anything more than an extremely isolated anomaly. A mutated gorilla that looks more human-like may have existed at one point, sparking the phenomenon, but now? There's simply no way. We have literally millions of satellite images of the planet's entire surface available at our fingertips, cameras on every device, heat-detecting hardware that can determine heat signatures miles out, perfect camouflage, high powered telescopes, etc. Literally the only way for a Bigfoot to exist is for:
>it to be smarter than mankind to be able to elude our technological abilities completely
>it to be able to lay eggs to reproduce, something primates don't do
>it to have the ability to teleport/turn completely invisible and silence itself/stop it's own breathing and/or heartbeat
It's impossible. I think it would be extraordinarily interesting to find a Bigfoot, or a "missing link", but it doesn't exist.

>>80802976
It is fascinating, i agree.

I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>80801935
Why couldn't they make a suit like that?

>>80803408
You're moving the goalposts here. That's a gorilla suit.

It's easier to make a gorilla suit because we know what they look like.

When people see the PG film the instinctual reaction is that it's a guy in suit. When people attempt to recreate the suit all they have to go on is that footage. It isn't the same as making a gorilla suit.

Just because Stan Winston can make a really good gorilla suit with a large budget and modern technology and professional actors doesn't mean some California mountain man with zero budget could produce an ape suit of similar quality in 1967.

>>80803648
What, are you retarded? It would be easier to make a suit of a non existent animal because you can make up what the suit should look like.

>>80802625
In a factory you dipshit. Seriously though have you never seen a gorilla costume? Did you think the end of trading places was real?

>>80803140
Dammit I read that in his voice >_<

Upboat me guise

>>80801935
It's a gorilla suit.

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>>80803704

>It would be easier to make a suit of a non existent animal

that's exactly my point. It should be easy since Patterson wasnt wealthy and we have better technology now. You'd think we would be able to perfectly recreate this film today. This footage has been the subject of intense debate for 50 years now and you're telling me we still can't give definitive answers as to how he pulled it off?

>>80803741
Dumbass, if it was just some factory made ape suit there would still be some lying around today. But yeah pic related totally looks the same as the PG figure

>>80802555
Post the shooped one

There would have to be dozens of them to keep the species going. Unless they're immortal of course

>>80803592
>it to be able to lay eggs to reproduce, something primates don't do
>it to have the ability to teleport/turn completely invisible and silence itself/stop it's own breathing and/or heartbeat
Why?

>>80803847
Take that cheap suit and dip it in some river water, put it in a garage for a couple of years and then put it on. I reckon it would match pretty closely.
Oh and i guess your a nigger retard too.

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all you need is a suit, the right angle, and a shit camera

>>80804226

ill be sure to take your expert opinion into consideration in future discussions on this issue

>>80801993

And you think WE do? /tv/ is just /b/ and /v/ with an autistic focus on superhero movies and children.

>>80804408
i was joking but yeah. idk why i am even on this website.

>that episode of finding bigfoot where they find bigfoot

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>>80801935
it's not a movie tier suit, it's a fake moon landing tier suit, made by whoever to propagate the huge black guy/big foot means big (black) cock meme

t. expert

It would be lit if they found one tho

>>80804702
it would be extremely fucked up too

>>80804740
What do you mean by that

>>80804529
>that episode they only broadcasted once
I wonder why...

>>80804867
Is this true

>>80804750
it would mean all sorts of new regulations imposed on fish & game departments, national parks, logging industries etc.

plus the fact that, if it IS real, it's safe to say that it's closer to human than any other known animal. People are inevitable going to want to capture one for study, put them in zoos, hunt them, and it would just raise all these difficult ethical and moral dilemmas.

>>80804927
Why would new regulations need to be put in place? To protect its habitat?

>>80804972
That and also to protect people. Moose are actually some of the most dangerous animals you can encounter in the wilderness, imagine what a Bigfoot-like creature is capable of.

I work with a woman whose family not only made the costume, but also runs the big foot museum. The costume is in a box in their house.

>>80804892
yes

one of the guys behind the film is still alive. you guys think he'll admit it was fake before he dies? the other guy died of cancer, still maintaining that it was not a hoax.

i bigfoot is too big now for him to admit it's fake.

>>80805095
Must be a pretty big box

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Is this like a WWE thing? Like we KNOW its a fucking suit but the footage is so low-fi that we have fun making up little theories about the whole thing?

Because I find it VERY difficult to believe anyone thinks that this is some kind of groundbreaking, thought provoking footage to think an undiscovered animal exists

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>'You know, I've spent over 40 years — and I didn't find it. I guess that's got to say something.'

wasting 40 years of your life running after bigfoot, can you imagine.

One of the most autistic threads i've ever read

Bravo OP

>>80805230
it's actually pretty good quality considering it was shot on a handheld camera from the 60s. The camera shake is pretty bad but stabilized versions fix this nicely.

But yeah I just think it's really mysterious how this random Bigfoot enthusiast from California can make this shitty 60 second video clip, and after 50 years of incessant arguing we still can't replicate that clip.

>>80805258
he did it ironically

Bigfoot probably raped DB Cooper out in those woods

>>80805557
>not the other way around
this guy.jpg

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Anyone can wear a suit

>>80803592
Sort of how since the ubiquity of cellphone and cheap digital cameras has seen ufo sightings have plumeted.

>>80805011
There's never been a single recorded Bigfoot attack on humans in history. They are harmless creatures who prefer seclusion.

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you guys don't seriously think this might be real, right?

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>american schools are the best in the world

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And I'm curious about Skunk Ape.

>>80803290
Have you played GTA 5

remember the picture of that red squirrel thing from Borneo? did they ever find a live one?

>>80805712
We don't have any proof that they even exist so how would you know for sure? If someone was dragged off and killed and eaten by a Bigfoot then all you have is a missing person case. Maybe you find their remains years later but no one is gonna say "yup, this was a bigfoot attack".

But anyway, there's also this really cool story:

http://www.bigfootencounters.com/classics/bauman.htm

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>>80801935
How was this hoax filmed?

>>80805778
nice little 10 minute documentary here if you're interested

https://vimeo.com/136887947

LMAO@ everyone in this thread who doesn't understand burden of proof... if you think bigfoot isn't real then YOU HAVE TO PROVE IT... tons of evidence he is is real. Fucking dumbass liberals

I honestly doubt such big land creatures can remain undetected in places like United States. Indonesia is a more likely candidate.

>>80805873
*BRAAAAAAPs to Hans Zimmer*

The footage has fooled so many people because it was shot using a 1960s handheld camera. If the video was made today with a modern camera or even a fucking smartphone it'd be instantly outed as fake.

>>80805778
An orangutan gone rouge

>>80805209
for you

>>80805939
A black orangutan? It might be I guess. More likely than a new ape species native to Florida. I'm pretty sure if any hominid cryptid existed we would've found some proof by now.

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>>80803290

What was Bigfoots shoe size?

>>80803592
>We have literally millions of satellite images of the planet's entire surface

Anon even with that were are still finding undiscovered tribes of people in dense forest areas in the world. Not agree with Bigfootfags but it's still plausable.

>>80801935
That was just a fat hippie. Dirty hairy hippie faggots had zero hygiene back in the 60s

>>80806066
Not in North America.

>>80801935
The author said he would be looking for Bigfoot didn't he? Awfully convenient.

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>>80806014
The "black" fur is probably just the lighting or something like that.

>>80806116
he was interested in the subject, did research, worked hard, and got lucky.

>super low quality video
>"you can see the muscle movements"
>"it doesnt look or walk human"
No shit, its a guy in a costume pretending to walk like an imaginary creature

I have no sympathy for the retards that eat this shit up

>>80806092
True but people can still hide in the mountain ranges of eastern North America and never be found.

>>80806057
9 inches ;)

>>80806163
No one's asking for your sympathy, kys

>>80803383
While I do think Bigfoot is fake and a stupid fucking hoax, that was the shittiest analogy and reasoning to explain that it is.

>>80805772
I don't remember that being stated at any point in this thread or by anyone other than utter retards.. If I remember correctly, we're usually 25th. Keep trying, though.

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Any one on here want to explain how the fuck this supposed film was filmed?

>just a guy in a suit

If that's your answer then I want a reasonable explanation of how they made a suit like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3LUiucjgik

Worlds collide.

>>80803375
Patterson said it was real, Gimlin said it was a hoax.

>>80806543
>>80803375

Gimlin said he wasn't gonna completely rule out the possibility of it being all a hoax, the media twisted his words into him admitting it was a hoax.

https://youtu.be/O0a5eaoR1U0

>>80804360
>>80803847
>>80802625
>>80801935
you really want attention this badly? fine dude, if you need this right now in your life, I'll give you some attention. How are you? What's going on?

Homo Floresiensis is still out there.

>>80806603
im off work but all my friends are at work and i have no weed it's too early to get drunk so i made a thread on /tv/ about bigfoot and made everyone mad wbu?

>>80805535
>we still can't replicate that clip

pretty retarded thing of you to believe

The best part about the digital age is that when we find weird shit, it's really weird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMeoG9ScQ1o

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>>80801935

>>80803648
Read this in Joe Rogan's voice lel

>>80806820
no one has done it. in 1998 the BBC aired a mini series called X CREATURES. One of the episodes was about Bigfoot and the focus of it was that they were gonna show how the PG film was made and how to replicate the costume. They hired professional costume designers from Hollywood to make the suit. The result was the pic in >>80802976

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE3JlDgFbt4

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>>80806869
>hot spring with high iron content mud made by iron-oxidizing bacteria
>weird

>>80807001
They didn't try very hard really.

>>80807057
Here, enjoy this one. It's more adventure than spooky, though.

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/explorers-searching-for-cursed-city-of-the-monkey-god-nearly-lose-their-faces-to-flesh-eating-disease

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1000
spoopy

>>80807088
if you watch the full episode they still pass it off as a complete success. at the beginning of the episode the goal is to recreate the footage, by the end they say that they have proven you can make a video similar to the PG film with a simple suit in addition to the proper camera and lighting conditions.

>>80807116
>unprepared people go into the jungle and nature hands them their walking papers

Anthropology sure is exciting.

>>80806771
implying anyone on 4chan has friends

>>80807197
Seems like they are color blind, among other things. They are still correct though.

>>80807140
The spooks believed it was real.

>how they made a suit like that
Yeah, how could someone make a suit of something that doesn't exist?

>>80806092
I mean, technically the lack of finding people doesn't mean those people/bigfoot don't exist.

But yes it's very unlikely.

>>80807331
>Seems like they are color blind
Yeah apparently they were stumped trying to find the right fur to match the PG figure's, I still would have thought that trained professionals would produce something better than that though.

>They are still correct though.

I mean yeah, but that conclusion is redundant as fuck. Of course you can make a similar video, I just really want to see someone remake that footage perfectly. It shouldn't be that complicated or expensive if Roger Patterson could do it.

>>80807057
you're a smart guy

>>80801935
they eat babies

>>80801935
mah boy Kubrick got tap for this. This was a trial run to see if he was Thee guy who could pull off the Lunar Landing.

>>80801935
are you fucking dumb. It is a guy in the suit the people who fucking faked it have admitted such. The lock ness monster vid is fake too incase thats your next thing

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What are your favorite cryptology kino documentaries?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JU5tngLyUc

Please no History Chanel shit.

>>80807754
The one where the guy who spent his life hunting Loch Ness monster admits it was probably just a catfhish. He looked so sad.

Also I like how the guy on youtube debunks all that shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w07gBHbu9U&t=1202s

>>80803592
>A mutated gorilla that looks more human-like
> I think it would be extraordinarily interesting to find ... a "missing link"
You failed biology in high school didn't you? Retard.

>>80803204
There's thousands hitler and elvis sightings as well.

>>80803204
Let me adress it then, over 3 thousand people are either stupid or want attention.

>>80803847
We just now started to really understand how pyramids were made. He might have paint the suit with oil or some shit. Also not that many unbiased people have tried to replicate the suit.

>>80801935
the guys admitted it was fake

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>ctrl f "thicc"
>0 results

>>80802481

Underrated.

>>80805543
kek

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they should have a banged on a tree or whooped a few times...fucking normies

>>80809004
>//reddit//

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She's gone, lads.

>>80805897
lmao how do those lunatics seriously believe there is something called skunk ape.
Do they also search the pizza bear?

>>80809844
idk that tracker dude who goes out into the wilderness to retrieve dead bodies doesn't seem like someone who fucks around spreading lies for fun

>>80810089
Oh yeah because they make money with the myth nvm

>see bigfoot
>have camera
>don't follow

>>80803408
>More realistic suits have been made before.

Yeah, but in 1967?

>>80807700
>>80808817
see >>80806585

>>80803166
>>80803372

Since it's a female, there's a theory that there was babby bigfoots near and she was deliberately trying to lead the humans away from them, which is why she's so out in the open.

>>80801935
That was just my uncle Roy

You guys are fucking retarded

>>80810119
>implying an independent documentary posted on some guy's vimeo is going to generate substantial revenue

are you even trying

>>80807497
>I just really want to see someone remake that footage perfectly

This is just ignorant. Even if someone recreated it frame by frame, you'd say "oh well he didn't twitch his arm right here exactly as the original and the fur suit didn't have a patch of dried shit that it did in this spot". It's not hard to replicate that stupid fucking walk. Just a guy in a suit.

>>80810298
>hur durr he was just misunderstood this means bigfoots exist

>>80803166
this, if it was a human in a suit they wouldnt have done something like that.

>>80810381
>implying I am talking about the film maker
That first dude literally had a skunk ape shop.

>>80810340
uncle roy has some nice tits

>>80810382
>projecting

>>80810399
it means he never admitted it was hoax

>>80810435
i was talking about the tracker dude and now you're talking about that other guy for some reason. i cant imagine that would be too profitable either.

>>80809874
That is so obviously a guy in a suit

>>80810525
ye he has a shop just for fun you are right I guess.

>>80803204
>mfw bigfootfags still hasn't been able to produce a single piece of solid scientific evidence of it's existence

>there are actually people who still believe in fucking bigfoot
I dont know what to say to you people. At least aliens are kinda cool.

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How did they get him to do these commercials?

>>80809700
has this been debunked
surely this is 100% undeniable proof of alien life/ufos

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>>80806696

the Orang Pendek

>>80810620
>find hair and stool samples
>send for DNA testing
>results: unknown species
>therefore proves nothing

this has happened multiple times. the only thing that will constitute as proof is a living specimen or a dead body which would be very difficult. Bones can just be passed off as human or animal bones.

>>80810382
>It's not hard to replicate that stupid fucking walk.

So why has no one ever done it

>>80810767
I saw a show where they tested at least dozen different 'bigfoot' hairs/bones and every time it was a bear or something lame. Know spooky 'unknown' shit.

>>80810668
>I dont know what to say to you people
just keep brushing it all off as fake and ridicule everything and everyone that challenges your beliefs!

>>80804529
>oh shit we have movement
>ITS A PRIMATE, WE CAN SEE IT ON THE THERMAL
>lets go home
>wow guys we really found something this time, let's not investigate in this area anymore but go to fucking STRAYA
>boba starts eating his own feces

>>80810767
>Bones can just be passed off as human or animal bones.
>of a 7 foot tall ape
Not really

>>80810912
yes that happens all the time. but not every time. they talk about it at the end of this doc >>80805897

there was also a monsterquest episode where the same thing happened

>>80810939
I'm not some fragile bitch whose world is rocked by the thought of bigfoot, I just think it's a retarded idea.

>>80805099
Season, episode?

>>80810987
>>80804529
>then they mock the sceptic in the group as if she'll a monging retard for wanting evidence.

>>80804867
What happened

>>80810767
Wouldn't you think that they would record that unknown species dna and eventually find other that match it in places where bigfoots are supposedly seen? At the very least. What fucking bullshit are you saying

>>80801935
I just noticed this Bigfoot has tits

>>80810987

finding bigfoot is disinfo

>>80810906
I could do it right now on my webcam

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>>80811131

So do.

>>80801935
THICC

>>80810992
chances of finding a complete skeleton of anything just laying around is extremely low, i believe someone once found a fucking massive femur bone somewhere in the midwest and the grand conclusion was that it was just a really tall native american

>>80811006
>it's a retarded idea

yeah it is very difficult to accept. But if you really research international phenomenon of humans seeing big hairy people in the woods it starts to become a more plausible conclusion than mass hallucination, hoaxes, and cases of mistaken identity.

>>80807582
for you

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>>80811234

>>80811066
No because there's no official government funded organization for tracking/finding Bigfoot. Yeah, it would be nice if there was someone keeping track of all this and cross-examining people and their results but unfortunately it's all down to private researchers.

>>80809874
Look at the fucking stride on that. No way it's human.

>>80810687
He works on Eric Roberts-wages

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wadiyetalkinabehrt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RR9h2mKMEk&ab_channel=KassemG

kino

YOU EAT BABIES

>>80811387
yeah it's going really fucking fast even though it moves as if it's just casually strolling through the woods. hard to explain.

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>>80811387

Why hasn't anyone made a creepy kino adaptation of Bigfoot that isn't some stupid comedy?

>>80811338
So they find dna of an unknown species and no one legit is interested? And even if they magically weren't interesting, you're saying that this small circle of bigfoot hunters who can check dna yet they somehow can't fucking keep track and share what they have found? You're still talking complete bullshit, man.

>>80811477
>implying im not about to do it

>>80811477
I thought THe Monster could have been a truly good B-grade bigfoot movie.

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>>80811387
theres no way anyone could re-enact the way it strides along. they just couldn't.

>>80811553
Good luck finding a 9' tall person to do it

>>80811553
>>80811587

the stride and speed is starting to get to me, now that I thinka bout how difficult that would be to fake.

>>80811587
Just use a nigger, don't even need a suit then

>>80811587
How is he 9 foot tall? Is this confirmed?

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>>80811477

>>80801935
Look at the way it walks. That's the walk of a man trying to look bigger and tougher. It's just a man.

>>80811658
Mate they probably got Big Bill the town's biggest miner or some shit.

>>80801935

You give way too much credit to the suit.

>>80811735
Is there a way to superimpose a six foot guy onto the image?

I personally know someone who is 7 feet tall (i'm not fucking joking, he's also only 16) and he doesn't walk like that.

>>80811671
1) – The creature is described as standing 7–10 ft tall and weighing more than 35 stone, with footprints 17 inches long. 2) – In 1965, Bigfoot was officially put on the endangered species list in Russia.Oct 2, 2013

>>80811491
i know that BF researchers work in small groups across the country but i dont know the extent to which they communicate/share information with one another. they do this all privately because you can't be too vocal about bigfoot since it will negatively affect your reputation. even if they somehow all got together on TV and showed the world their unknown species DNA, all it would be proof of is an unknown species. and that's assuming all their unknown samples are matching, which they probably aren't.

>no one legit is interested?

no, because anyone in any position of power or authority will instantly lose friends and credibility as soon as they start talking about bigfoot.

>>80811801
>he doesn't walk like that.
Holy fuck do you think they made the guy walk like he normally does? He's putting it on, obviously

>>80811801
>he doesn't walk like that
But he could if he wanted to.

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>>80811671

>>80811803
But is the...thing in the video that tall? Is there anyway of knowing for sure?

>>80811803
>>80811801
>>80811671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz_VGnIydqk

>>80811803
>7–10 ft

And aged between 2 and 2500 years old, with feet between 12 and 48 inches, weighing between 300 and 4500lb

>>80811870
Sure, they measured the trees for reference

>>80811806
I'm talking about the unknown species dna. Being interested and following up on unknown species dna =/= start talking about bigfoot.

Unknown is unknown and would be investigated if it wasn't complete nonsense. You're being lied too, friend. They're not "too vocal" because they know they're bullshitting, just like every other charlatan from palm readers to "how to be a millionaire".

>>80811806
No, all they need to do is go to a lab that does animal ID and ask "which animal did this hair come from?" Instead they just pretend that that's impossible and live in a delusional stupor

Only one way to find the sasquatch guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2WqYidC_0Y

>>80811049
Anyone?

>>80811874
>>80811901
Now I dont know who to believe

>>80812017
One is a video with a logical explanation for why the measurements are wrong. The other is a baseless claim saying the measurement is right

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>>80801935
Well no because

>>80811913
>>80811957
all im saying is that if you get anywhere close to saying Bigfoot might be real, you are met with hostility and ridicule. It is happening in this very thread. Now imagine what this is like in a professional setting. It's easy for me to shitpost and speculate and hypothesize about it on the internet, but few people are crazy enough to actually risk their careers over this shit. that's why there isn't much followup on this stuff.

looks and feels like it weighs a lot. the walking looks natural too.

>implying the footage is fake
>not realising the US government went and scooped up their missing hybrid prototype after the Patterson footage surfaced

>>80803648
>doesn't mean some California man with Zero budget can

Actually the two guys had hundreds of backers at the time, certainly enough to create a cheap saggy suit of random colour

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>>80812327
You completely ignored both of our points and just kept on trucking. That explains more about why pretty much nobody takes bigfoot believers seriously than your posts did.

>>80803592
you've never been in a forest have you?

>>80812408
that's a fair point but i would still love to know the specific materials they used and what they did with it after the footage was shot and all that. there's no way it can be that complicated.

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What about Mothman?

Nobody is even talking about how incredibly natural the sheen is on the fur. This specimen is very healthy and it's obvious her diet is rich in omega 3 fatty acids. She's definitely eating a lot of fish

>>80805939
So it's a... rougangutan ?

>>80812490
yeah i know very little about the fine points of DNA testing and the wildlife biology community sorry lads. just trying to articulate that most people dont want to waste time and risk their careers chasing unknown species

>>80812377
That's an interesting take on it. Especially if you have read the creepypasta about the Soviet union experimenting with human-ape hybrids to use as shock troopers.

>>80812596
A snowy owl. Later also barn owl.
The thing in the pic is a part of the bridge. It was falling apart.

>>80812738
>just trying to articulate that most people dont want to waste time and risk their careers chasing unknown species

All they need to do is give a part of 1 strand of hair for DNA testing. They won't do it because it will just turn out to be a bear or badger or something dark with thick fur.

>>80811704
it's clearly a woman. notice the tits

All you really need to look at is the lack of evidence. It's 2017. You can get a private pilots license. You can literally walk into a shop and buy a thermal camera that the US FUCKING ARMY would have wet itself over back when this video was made.

If 'bigfoot' or 'sasquatch' or whatever the fuck you want to call this non-existant creature actually did exist, we sure as shit would have found out by now.

You can't prove a negative. All of the so called evidence for sassafrass is hokey as fuck. Come back when you have something worthwhile, or you're just gonna get laughed at every fucking time.

>>80812738
> most people dont want waste to time and risk their careers chasing unknown species
Of course they do, if it's an actual unknown species. Big part of the scientist attraction and just human attraction in general is discovering something new, making a mark. But it's not an actual unknown species and that's why only local crazies or people trying to make a quick buck take it up.

What's with all the Bigfoot threads over the last week?

>>80811477
Already done as a series. Watch True Detective S1

>>80812868
Ape females don't have fur on their chests.

>>80812696
Orogueutan*

>>80812997
As someone said before, this board is better at it than /x/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0a5eaoR1U0

This is the best presentation showing the patterson film shows a real creature. The man speaking worked in the VFX industry for several decades.

>>80813149
Don't be ridiculous.

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>>80803204

Same goes for UFO's and Elvis. People want to believe what they saw was what everyone else sees. They want to believe it was bigfoot instead of a bear. The more popular bigfoot got the more "sightings" of it there were. I love the different cryptids and legends but they aren't real.

>>80813299
>When I was kid every Christmas there was a story about Elvis being a truck driver in a shitty small town
It was almost like they were trying to get some tourism or something

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why do people get so fucking triggered when you bring up bigfoot

like they go into an insane fit to make you believe it's fake

>>80813461
liberals

I love the idea of Bigfoot, but it's fake. It's all fake bullshit. But it's enjoyable still. Like Santa and God.

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>>80813493
m'intelligence

>>80813493
You sound very enlightened my good sir.

The most surreal experience of my life was when I went camping around the age of 18.

I fell asleep next to the fire and woke in the middle of the night and there was a man with the head of a wolf standing over me, clear as day. I tried to move but my whole body felt like it was made of lead. I finally just managed to raise my arm and point at him, and he just kept staring at me and then oddly slid out of the right side of my vision without walking, keeping his eyes on me the whole time.

What was that? What did I see, /tv/?

>>80813670
Sleep paralysis does that shit, I've had it for years

>>80813665
>>80813570

Not him but why is it you're a fedora tipper to not believe in god? It always happens fast too, the ass mad responses.

>>80812542
http://www.strangemag.com/chambers17.html

Here the suits creator discusses how he did the makeup (presumably also the suit). It's definitely well made

Hope this helps buddy

>>80813570
>>80813665
I think religion is good for people. I think it's bullshit, but ultimately gives people hope. I think Santa is a great folklore for children. And I think Bigfoot is a fun modern legend.

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>>80813493
>says it's fake
>provides no proof it's fake

Jesus fuck, you are stupid.

>>80809874
>>80810559
>>80811387
The way the guy's fur around his ass doesn't move or warp at all while he's walking proves the fur is on top of his skin like a costume and not attached to it.

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>>80813112

Bigfoot is a hominid not an ape.

>>80813299

Debunk the 1976 Tehran UFO incident. Protip, you can't.

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>>80813493
>God
>enjoyable