>Amy.Schumer.The.Leather.Special.20 17.WEBRip.X264-DEFLATE

i'll pass

Sweet thanks
>inb4 DA JOOS

AND THEN.


I

FARTED OUT MY PUSSY.

*puffs out cheeks and tips head to the side*

>DEFLATE

More like INFLATE


LOL

>DUDE VAGINA LMAO

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>250 Replies 65 Images

>FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE MALE

Not even worth the download time

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I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

Not gonna waste any bandwidth for that. Not one second.

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>>80788869
What do you mean, shes funny af

You guys this definitely isn't funny. I saw a picture with some text on it on /pol/ so I know what I'm talking about.

>>80789010
> unironically defending a joke stealing hambeast

Shill or reddit?

>>80789039
Probably contrarian.

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you guys are missing out

>>80789039
I'm not defending her. I'm making fun of you.
She's stupid, you're stupid. But good luck with your online social activism!

>>80789129
>I'm making fun of you.
You're making fun of yourself, and it's working tbph.

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>>80788645
and why would i want to download that?

>>80789129
Wow you're a giant faggot

thanks

ITT: Little Boys

>>80789129
>opposing social activism is social activism now

At least you fucks realized how lame you are, keep throwing your beliefs under the bus, you are still brainless leftist scum and there is no merit to you.

>>80789872
ITT: Barnyardy vagina's

YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS

>>80789007
>Cause I'm laying there and I'm like
"MY PUSSY"

>>80789897
t. Frightened, Little Boy

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*BRAAAAAAPP*

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>>80789948

>4:35
>BRAAAPS on stage... twice
>Crowd goes fucking WIIIILD

Congratulations humanity, this is where you're at.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtjf3P--owI

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Thanks for this hilarious comedic gem, Jews.

>>80790085
Why aren't conservative comedians as funny as Amy Schumer?!

She's still got it!

>>80788949
>a gladiatorial chariot

Every fucking time

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>>80788645
SURE OP, I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT

L M A O

>DEFLATE
Fitting, since this is what my penis does without fail whenever I think of her. She's basically replaced Rosie O'Donnell as my go-to boner stopper.

>>80789129

what the fuck are you talking about, I gave the special a legitimate shot and it was actually awful. you shoehorned in pol out of nowhere and apparently if you don't like shitty comedy you're a blind follower of pol?

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>>80789007
Your post is funny, that fat jew whore though.... No.

Watched 5 mins of it
>I'm wearing leather , all comedians have a leather special they regret
Haha yeah some do I guess.funny stuff
>I'm going to get black out drunk tonight! She knows what I meannnn!!
Is that a joke?
>*starts doing black people voice* ahhhh helll naaaaawwwww
Hmmm that's just cringe
>So I woke up and some dude was going down on me and I'm just like.... *pulls stupid face*
Turns off

Did I give it a fair chance? Does it get any better?

>>80792395
No, it gets worse.

>>80788645
Thnak you. I've been checking the torrents like crazy the last two weeks to see if anyone put it up. I'm sure it's cancer but I want so badly to watch it.

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>>80792497
Fuck mang, I have netflix, and I still dont want to see it.

>>80792395
it gets better

>>80792395
It stays the same

err.. just watched the trailer. American 'humour' is strange.

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Shes so underrated

He face is somehow too long yet to wide without being moonface
It's very weird

Hope she dies

>>80788949
>gladiatorial chariot

Nice. Adding this one to my arsenal. Thanks anon.

>>80788645

The lipless wonder has returned.

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>>80793376
you can see her sweat dripping from the arm when she lifts it

Ahh fuck you man, I've only gone and done it haven't I.
I'll get on the piss beforehand, see how we go.

>>80788645
JE MAKE JOKA ABOUT VAGINA BECAUSE MEE AM STRONG CHEEKA HEAR JE ROAR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6z3VBOvDL4

Vagina

>>80794003
gets me hard

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>>80793376

>>80794123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0

Just finished watching it. I wanted to be a contrarian and tried to like it honestly with every fiber of my being, but it was the most unfunny shit I have ever seen.This chick needs to wake up from her delusions. She is not what she thinks she is.

>>80794123
HAHAHAHAH!!

>>80794869
really? look dude not trolling, memeing or wanna be contrarian but for me, i mean, in my opinion it was the most hilarious stand up ive ever seen in my lifetime, i lost my shit with the cumming on the mouth joke
you must actually be bitter and boring irl because if u didn't laugh with this.. i mean, u had to have laughed at least more than 4 times with this special, i mean it made ricky gervais look like a rookie

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>>80793376

>>80795639
can you transcribe that joke for me i'm blind

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>>80788645
They couldn't even get her to look sexy for the poster.

>>80794003
>thinks he wouldn't be profusely sweating while performing in a hot theater in full leather in front of a giant crowd

Wew

>>80789429
>>80789829
>>80789884
triggered

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>>80796421
Soe comedians have the foresight to bring a towel.

>>80788695
Cringy as fuck

>>80796520
That's what your mother said when you were born.

is it called "the leather special" because shes a cow?

>>80796500
Nice moving goalposts fag

>>80797066
Heh

>>80797066

bet shes reading this now thinking 'damn i could have used that'

Pirate bay is down,any other site?

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>>80793376
>what is she even doing

>>80797504
Being hilarious.

why do our resident redditors from r/the_donald hate her so much?

>>80788690
fpbp

Is it possible to get so high and drunk that you actually find this shit funny in an ironic way?

>>80788645
Fucking excellent. I'm going to print out each individual frame and stick them around my house, so i can slowly walk around with a glass of wine in my paw and really take in this seminal piece of art.

>>80797609
>I'm going to print out each individual frame and stick them around my house, so i can slowly walk around with a glass of wine in my paw and really take in this seminal piece of art.

That's actually a cool idea.
I'm going to this with the Bane scene.
It's not like I ever bring girls back anyway.

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>>80788645
Is that fat bitch seriously stealing Eddie Murphy's style?

>>80797592
I'm downloading it, I don't watch much stand up stuff so I will probably find it funny

>>80797731
If you have even a shred of morality in you, you won't.

>>80797674
he jacked it from MJ

>>80797822
I don't mind fat women fucking multiple men if that's what you mean by 'morality'

ITT: bunch of people who haven't seen a comedy special telling other people it isn't funny

I mean I don't care but it's pretty pathetic, no?

Watching it right now guys

>>80797104
The fuck are you talking about? If you know you're going to be sweating under hot stage lights, bring a god-damn towel. It's not rocket science.

10 min in guys, does she ever stop talking about sex ?

>>80788645
>Amy.Schumer.The.Leather.Special.2017.WEBRip.X264-DEFLATE
>the.Leather.Special.2017.WEBRip.X264-DEFLATE
>WEBRip.X264-DEFLATE
>DEFLATE

>... i wish she would deflate

>>80798396
Look, guys! The virgin is embarrassed by sex talk.

>>80798965
only ugly people who fuck other ugly people hang their dirty laundry out for everyone to see

>>80798965
> guys

Look through this thread, no one agrees with you

>>80799085
>>80799145
t. Embarrassed Virgins

>>80798965
Not him but more like disgusted

>>80792611
>giving money to the streaming jew

>>80799171
>>80798965
autistic kid

>>80799475
I'm calling the police.

>>80788645

>The sequel to the vagina monologue.

Think ill pass.

>>80799515
Ask them to come take your virginity

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>>80789007
>>80789123
>>80790040
>>80790077
>>80790262
>>80793376

>>80798965
> embarrassed

Why would you want an image of this obese lardass having sex in your head? Are you paid to shill this fat bitch on here?

>>80797455
rarbg

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>>80798965
Just ended watching this. No she doesn't stop talking about sex
>talks about how awful her vag smells
>talks about passing out drunk
>talks about where guys like to cum when having sex
>talks about diarrhea
>talks about combining alcohol with xanax
>talks about being fat and liking shitty food
>suddenly talks about gun regulations while being self aware of how ridiculous it is after talking about cum and shit
>talks about being fat again and paparazzi stuff
>talks about sex with some celebrity

>>80788645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx9A0ABUV-I

Sorry, but I watched the actually funny comedy specials last night.

post more pics of amy im really close

you either have or you dont... and she just is plain unfunny

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>>80800549
Stop watching porn

>>80788645
i dont have a data cap , and i'm still not downloading that

>>80788791

fbbb

gg Italy

America are you even trying?

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Dude i can't even bring myself to watch a moment of that shit

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>>80800549

>>80793376

I can't tell whether she or her pandering shlomo uncle is more disgusting.

>>80799844
>Crowder comedy
god damn thats duble unfunny

>>80788690
This

IN THIS JAR!!!!!!!! lolololololol #womenarefunny #getoverit

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Computer crashed while watching, wtf

I hate amy now

>>80800833
>Amy's so fat you have to upgrade your ram to handle the filesize

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Schumer
>Diarrhea
/tv/
>ugh

Chappelle
>Diarrhea
/tv/
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH

>>80800943
I'd love to argue the semantics of why what Dave does is funny and why what Amy does isn't but i honestly cant be bothered

>>80801000
Dave circa 2005
>Diarrhea
/tv/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH

Dave 2017
>Diarrhea
/tv/
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH

>>80797969
fuck off Amy

>>80797104
>he's m o v i n g t h e g o a l p o s t s ! !

I've been here for longer than I'm willing to admit without losing all self respect but this is the most commitment to a bullshit non-argument I've ever seen in my life

>>80788645
Only 1 star on Netflix sorry but rather watch the based Chapelle, literally blowing the fuck outta trans faggots and feminists! Plus he's 5 stars on Netflix

>>80797969
Well the 1 star rating on Netflix really gave me the signal that it was dogshit, i went through anyone couldn't stand the first 30 seconds so gave it a 1 star for being total shit too, feels good

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>>80800943

>DEFLATE
Yes, please.

>>80801139
literally just repackaged you're argument, abit like Amy repackaged the same joke for a hour

no wonder you're fan dumb dumb

>>80790085
Farting was a joke for thousands of years. She's just sticking to basic.

>>80792395
If it's as cringy as your comments to the jokes, this is special will be a smashing hit at cringekino threads.

>>80801790
>this is the most commitment to a bullshit non-argument
you mean like >>80796500 ?

>>80802183
All comedians repackage their jokes. That was the point.

>you're fan
>you are fan
Who's the real dumb dumb?

t. Amy sucks. /tv/ is hypocrisy

How much weight has she put on over the past few years?

40 pounds?

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Literally 'I'm sweet Dee and the jokes on me!'

How did they know this was coming?

>>80800943
>there's only one joke and delivery for diarrhea

>>80793376
>this is the face that millions of young girls will look up to when they buy a Barbie doll in the future

>>80799844

holy fuck i thought the 'DUDE VAGINAS LMAO!' thing was just a meme

how the FUCK does this woman have a career in comedy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olysoaQYuh0

makes this video all the more apt

>>80797592
yes its very funny if you laugh at her expense and consider it an hour and a half of her degrading herself. and bombing. its funny how little laughs there are from the audiance

>>80788645
JESUS CHRIST THAT'S A HORROR MOVIE POSTER

>>80803548

Holy shit, that was literally the whole act. Did Amy watch this right before writing it?

>>80803548
Butter's laugh was spot on.

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>>80803548
Based Cartman.

>>80792395
>I'm wearing leather , all comedians have a leather special they regret

I listen to a lot of Stand up and I had no idea about this. Like the only one I can think of that wore leather was Andrew Dice Clay

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>>80788645

Who is this bitch and why is she a big deal all of a sudden?

>>80806751
I know Eddie Murphy and Chris Rock did.

>>80807297
she's a well known comedian

>>80807403

I never heard of her until recently.

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>my vagina smells like a small barnyard animal

>finishing Dave's first special and opening /tv/ to see this
she's an affront to comedy.

>>80807297
Her Uncle is a US Senator.

Also Shia LeBeouf's dad is a convicted rapist.

The world needs more wholesome comedians, like jim gaffigan.

>>80798965
Hello, Reddit.