In town you were the law, out here it's me. Don't push

>got triggered because muh fee fees member vietnam?
Was Rambo in the wrong?

>>80786315
BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME. 100% KINO

>>80786357
ptsd ain't real guys
i left the basement yesterday and i'm fine

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>we'll never get kino this good ever again

>>80786315
would have starred JOHN WAYNE but for Stallones ego. never forget

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>>80787007

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>>80787170
>"and this? what does this do?"
>stallone snaps glow stick
>"It turns blue"
10/10 Kinorino

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>Guiness World Record for most kills shown in a movie

Leave it to Sly to make Kino.

THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD NOT ME

>>80787645

I was genuinely surprised how good rambo 4 was. A lot better than that shit movie they call rambo 3

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>>80787807
DELETE

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>Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me, huh? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!

>For *you*! For me civilian life is nothing! In the field we had a code of honor, you watch my back, I watch yours. Back here there's nothing!

>Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of million dollar equipment, back here I can't even hold a job *parking cars*!

>>80787645
um what? Rambo 2 has like 73ish confirmed kills. Rambo 4 has more?

Is the first one actually good?

From what I've read it seems like 1 is boring PTSD drama without action and sequels are retarded action without any character psychology, when it should be a balanced mix of both

>LIVE FOR NOTHING... OR DIE FOR SOMETHING!

Rambo 4 is the best one after First Kino.

>>80787926
fag

>>80787926
the first one is extremely comfy and not at all boring. If you haven't seen any of them you're all set to watch first blood.

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>>80787896
“>Rambo” (2008): Total Body Count: 236
>Kill Count Per Minute: 2.59
>Torture Scenes: 3
>Time of First Death In Film: 3min 22sec
>Good Guys Killed: 113
>Bad Guys Killed By Rambo: 83
>Bad Guys Killed By Supporting Characters: 40

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>sequels are retarded action without any character psychology, when it should be a balanced mix of both

I'm sorry but these movies are 2deep4u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQGJAIYtWD4

>>80787861
>>For *you*!

You're a big Sly

Rambo 1, 2 and 4 are pure kino.
Rambo 3 is also good but
>muh ebil soviets
>muh good muhjaheedeens terrorists

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>>80788243
>him at 69 years old

>>80788423
That's roids for you

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>>80788379
I loved all of them. I agree with you a bit on the third, but it was a nice send off for Richard Crena.

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Rambo 4 was one of the most promising movies i've ever seen at the start.
The main character being this broken, cynical, disillusioned man that hates everyone.

But then it turned into the usual shoot erryone etc.
I'm not saying i wanted it to be some deep, philosophical experience, but i guess i didn't want it to be completely mindless either.

It totally fits the series, it caters to it's fanbase, but i was simply let down because the opening was SO good and SO promising, i wanted...i don't know what i wanted out of this movie, but all i know is that it had immense potential and it just didn't deliver for me.
I'm not sure what i would have changed to make it what i wanted it to be.

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>>80788506
>i wanted...i don't know what i wanted
If only there was a backspace key or something

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>>80788506
FUCKING DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW YOU FILTHY PEASANT.

>>80788692
>tfw his first name is Rupert

>>80787645
I find this hard to believe. Saving Private Ryan included more I'm sure. Even if we're talking non-war action films, I think Commando showed more kills.

>>80787007
i love that it wasn't even supposed to BE kino.
it's a trash action flick from the 80's but back then the standards were just higher, so it comes off as beautiful to us.

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>>80788692
Sure, the ending was also pretty good.
I'm not questioning the content of the movie, but rather i guess the pacing of the entire middle section.
The movie would've worked better with the same content, but spaced out in a different way.
I think all i really wanted was a bunch of scenes with Rambo himself lost and wounded in the jungle for a short period of time trying to survive before re-organizing and jumping back into the fray.
That probably would've been enough to make me happy and give the middle part a nicer pacing.

>>80788095
>afghanistan will never get kino veteran tribute films where we pretend to think it's hell but actually it's fun explodey forest time

must suck fighting war in the desert

>>80788611

kek languagebro you're my favorite

>>80787861
best dialogue in the movie

>>80788692
that majestic, beaner-looking motherfucker
>there are sjw's complaining about rocky being a white power fantasy RIGHT NOW

it isn't fair, guys

>>80788993

that's the point
it's practically the only dialogue

fuck this bullshit fake reality, i JUST saw this film, and suddenly the first thread I see today is this.

i swear no one has talked bout it for ages, but I watch it last night and suddenly threads on /tv/

if you ever wanted proof of life being a computer simulation here you go

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>>80788993
You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well Rambo was the best.

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>>80789050
Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?

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>>80786315
>Let it go. Let it go!

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>>80789050
>play's the same character in the parody
what a good sport.

>>80789254
Both parts of Hot shots were parody movies done just right.

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>>80788722
>Stallone says that the character of Trautman died the same day Crenna did, and the fourth film was dedicated to his memory. Rambo's father, "R. Rambo" was named after him.

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>>80789254
He's one of the best things about Hot Shots

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>>80789610
100% distilled Pure Kino

they drew first blood not him

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>>80786315
COMBAT VETS ARE TRAINED BETTER THAN COPS, STAY COOL UNDER PRESSURE AND HAVE NO HESITATION

THERES THAT DASHCAM VIDEO OF A COP DOING A TRAFFIC STOP ON A VIETNAM VET, ADVANCED ON HIM LIKE HE WAS CHARLIE

IT AINT ME WAS PROBABLY PLAYING IN HIS HEAD

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>>80791022
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsrC5QV_Yrc

>>80788054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aqopEQr7wI

>>80787842
That's Hot Shots:- Part Dulux

>>80791575
Times change. now days the guy woulda been shot the seccond he rushed the cop. and shot 50x times when he pulled the gun out

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>>80786315
>IRL you were the chad, on here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you memes you won't believe. Let it go. REEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>80786315
>they drew first blood not me

such a great line

also jesus christ

>>80791575
Fuck you for reminding me of those screams.

>>80789790
This is not the first time you've confused your life with that of John Rambo's.

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>>80789371
both hot shots are parody kino

>>80789610
holy fucking shit, these scenes are so fucking over the top shit when you watch them like this out of context

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hvckMoe82E