How long before Hollywood turns "Romeo and Juliet"

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can't be any worse than this

>>80764155

what in the fuck is this

also checked

>>80764191
https://www.amazon.ca/YOLO-Juliet-William-Shakespeare/dp/0553535390

>>80764155
Is this the Common Core version of Romeo and Juliet?

>>80764101
>underage people who think they're gay kill themselves
Sounds accurate

>>80764155
that african-american woman who wrote all of Shakespeare's stuff must be rolling in her grave

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>>80764191

As long as it gets kids reading, r-right?

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>>80764155

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>>80764155
>there are teens that actually talk and text like this
It's there own fault desu

>>80764101
>Has Hollywood made this yet?
>Because I can't wait to complain about it!

>>80764255
>american
>shakespeare

>>80764101
They can turn it into "Romeo and Juliet vs the Undead" and "Warm Bodies" and "Tromeo and Juliet" and you're fine, but if it's a gay thing, that's where you draw the line? Why the fuck do you even give a shit about Romeo and Juliet, you giant fucking faggot?

You guys get triggered more often and easily than tumblr

>>80764314
don't try to bait others to use potentially racist terms

>>80764346
>not thinking this completely hypothetical movie OP made up is not evidence of an assault on modern masculinity and the white man

Fuck off Shariablue

>>80764313
ugh i wish they would just let everything happen

>>80764101
I'd watch Romeo and Julius desu.

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>>80764291
>there

>>80764155
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>80764101
>>80764155
>>80764395
That is funny because the actress who played Juliet grew up and married an Asian guy.

"In 1980 Hussey married Japanese musician Akira Fuse in two ceremonies, one at home in Los Angeles and a second, an Indian wedding, in Miami. She gave birth to her son Max in 1983."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivia_Hussey

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>>80764702
>In 1980 Hussey married Japanese musician Akira Fuse
Here is pic of them together.

>>80764101
Hey why not? That could be good and easy to do
>Both come from families that hate eachother and wont accept them for being gay
>Boam fuck our families lets fuk
>Oh no no one will accept us, time to kill ourselves/fake our own deaths and all that r+j ending jazz
It would be tragic and poignant in ways the original was not.

>>80764702
BIG YELLOW COCK strikes again

>>80764101
i remember when our english teacher made us watch this and one scene you see her boobs and all the lads started howling

>>80764344
>"Romeo and Juliet vs the Undead"
>"Warm Bodies"
>"Tromeo and Juliet"

What the fuck?

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>British actor Lucien Laviscount (Scream Queens) has been cast as Romeo opposite Clara Rugaard’s Juliet in ABC series Still Star-Crossed, from Shondaland and ABC Studios.

>>80765211
So what? Diversity in movies and theatre is fine just as long as historical accuracy isn't thrown out of the window.

all of Shakespeare's work is public domain so anyone could make those movies

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>>80764101
>"Romeo and Julius
Say no more senpai.

>>80765211
it takes place in Italy that guy would look more like Romeo than DiCaprio

Theaters have been genderbending Shakespeare for decades, for example, Midsummer Night's Dream is often done with a woman playing Lysander. OP's idea is nothing new

>>80765664
originally they used all dudes because women weren't allowed to act

>>80764155
I can't lie I would actually read this. It sounds interesting

>>80765831
KEK

>>80764702
she divorced him and married a white guy

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>>80764155

>>80764101
How long until Juliette and DeShawn?

>>80766767
See >>80765211

>>80765211
OOGA BOOGA WE WUZ FUGGIN KANGS N SHEEEIT STRIKES AGAIN

>>80764737
He's kinda good looking Asian though

>>80764101
What if I told you that for about 200 years after it was written Juliet was portrayed on stage by a trap? And not even a passable trap probably, them having no HRT and stuff back then.

>>80764737
>>80764702
RICED

>>80767352

Everyone knows this, it's not news.

>>80764101
Fucking with casting is done often by the RSC just for the sake of it, it literally doesn't matter. Patrick Stewart played Othello once

>>80764101
Shakespeare probably intended it that way - he was gay as fuck, mate. Or he was Queen Elizabeth, in which case he was a fujo.

>>80767704
>Or he was Queen Elizabeth, in which case he was a fujo.

Care to provide context?

>>80767704
>he was gay as fuck, mate.

Nah senpai, he had several children, besides boy pucci is not gay.

>>80765285
>entire family is patrician Italians
>lmao Romeo just happens to be a nigger.

Branagh did it in the 90s and it worked, because it wasn't forced BLACKED.

>>80767769
It's a meme that Queen Elizabeth wrote it.

>>80764101
>not wanting to watch Romena and Juliette

it's like you're gay man.

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>>80768153
>entire family is patrician Italians
From what I can see of the cast photos for this series, it looks like the Montagues are all black and the Capulets aren't

>>80768352
It's a series? Why though. It's gonna suck as, also pretty laughable, maybe if they were Arabs it *could* have been believable, but not this.

>>80764101
One thing I took out from this movie is that Romeo was literally Zack Efron, years before Zack Efron was even born.

>>80768232
Why would I be interested in the ROMANCE between two dykes? There's no way I can relate to such play. If it's the lezbo sex you mean, I am pretty sure Pornhub has an insatiable stock of lesbian porn.

>>80764101
this is bait.
you realize they rehash this shit 1000x different ways.

>>80764737
pretty sure this is john lemon and yoko ono or maybe madonna

>>80764101
We have been already jewed. Juliete is older and older... too old to be attractive anymore.