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>wake up >wipe the cigar ashes, tomato sauce, stripper

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>wake up
>wipe the cigar ashes, tomato sauce, stripper glitter and gabagool grease from my polyester short-sleeved collared bowling shirt
>breathe heavily and as loudly as possible on my trek down the stairs and across my McMansion to the kitchen (probably the most exercise I've done in years, I never did have the makings of a varsity athlete)
>fix myself a hearty plate of gabagool with a side of gabagool
>pour myself a glass of Tropicana™ with some pulp to wash down the diabetes
>here comes A.J down the stairs
>it's been a good week for him, he only attempted suicide 5 times and he got an F+ on his community college Remedial Arithmetic quiz
>I'm proud of him
>So proud of him that I take him outside to see his new car. My son only drives the best
>A brand-new stretch hummer limo. The safest money could buy, and it gets ten feet to the gallon
>A.J. starts bitching about the environment
>Tell him I'll throw his ass back in the pool if he doesn't shut the fuck up and get in the hummer limo
>He gets in, the hummer limo immediately bursts into flames
>A.J. survives, is angry he's still alive and goes back up to his room to jerk off to interracial porn
>Carmela arrives, she's back from the gabagool market
>She presents to me crates, barrels, backpacks and suitcases packed to the brim with delicious gabagool
>"It took me hours to gather all this gabagool, Tony. A thank you would be nice."
>Give her a gabagool and cigar flavored kiss on the cheek and a crisp $100 bill, and pat her on the head. That'll do, Carm, that'll do.
>Phone rings, it's Meadow
>Everything goes to black, there's no punchline. Fuck you, lmao!
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>fuck you, lmao!
stopped reading there
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Is this a pasta. It's funny
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>>80740952
You guys know that AJ is running the show now, right? Like in the universe where the show is still running, AJ is calling the shots.
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as an Italian from NJ, the Sopranos is shit and you should feel bad for entertaining the thought of watching it

it's Anger Management stretched out into an entire unfunny awful show
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>>80740952

>polyester

HE WEARS CANALI SHIRTS AND TRUCK-JACKED SUITS YOU PLEB
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>>80740952
kel
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>>80741495
>it isn't exactly like real life therefore nobody can possibly enjoy it
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woke up dis morning

do do doa da doot doot
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oh, balls on this prick
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>"It took me hours to gather all this gabagool, Tony. A thank you would be nice."

Lmao.
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