>wake up
>wipe the cigar ashes, tomato sauce, stripper glitter and gabagool grease from my polyester short-sleeved collared bowling shirt
>breathe heavily and as loudly as possible on my trek down the stairs and across my McMansion to the kitchen (probably the most exercise I've done in years, I never did have the makings of a varsity athlete)
>fix myself a hearty plate of gabagool with a side of gabagool
>pour myself a glass of Tropicana™ with some pulp to wash down the diabetes
>here comes A.J down the stairs
>it's been a good week for him, he only attempted suicide 5 times and he got an F+ on his community college Remedial Arithmetic quiz
>I'm proud of him
>So proud of him that I take him outside to see his new car. My son only drives the best
>A brand-new stretch hummer limo. The safest money could buy, and it gets ten feet to the gallon
>A.J. starts bitching about the environment
>Tell him I'll throw his ass back in the pool if he doesn't shut the fuck up and get in the hummer limo
>He gets in, the hummer limo immediately bursts into flames
>A.J. survives, is angry he's still alive and goes back up to his room to jerk off to interracial porn
>Carmela arrives, she's back from the gabagool market
>She presents to me crates, barrels, backpacks and suitcases packed to the brim with delicious gabagool
>"It took me hours to gather all this gabagool, Tony. A thank you would be nice."
>Give her a gabagool and cigar flavored kiss on the cheek and a crisp $100 bill, and pat her on the head. That'll do, Carm, that'll do.
>Phone rings, it's Meadow
>Everything goes to black, there's no punchline. Fuck you, lmao!
>fuck you, lmao!
stopped reading there
Is this a pasta. It's funny
>>80740952
You guys know that AJ is running the show now, right? Like in the universe where the show is still running, AJ is calling the shots.
as an Italian from NJ, the Sopranos is shit and you should feel bad for entertaining the thought of watching it
it's Anger Management stretched out into an entire unfunny awful show
>>80740952
>polyester
HE WEARS CANALI SHIRTS AND TRUCK-JACKED SUITS YOU PLEB
>>80740952
kel
>>80741495
>it isn't exactly like real life therefore nobody can possibly enjoy it
woke up dis morning
do do doa da doot doot
oh, balls on this prick
>"It took me hours to gather all this gabagool, Tony. A thank you would be nice."
Lmao.