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Why are British actresses usually so *off* looking, even the

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Why are British actresses usually so *off* looking, even the hot ones. I mean I enjoy a lot of stuff that the BBC and even Channel 4 puts out but in general the actresses are uglier than the "hot" bimbos you in American TV. I don't think it's a European issue since European TV actresses usually seem quite alright. Also whats the deal with all the British comedians that also "act" and all seem to have their own shitty comedy shows? Why is British TV so shit?
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>Why are British usually so *off* looking

just superior anglo genes
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>>80733600
Just looks like a normal old guy with some sweet tats and for some reason shaved eyebrows?
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>>80733600
>>80733633
Nevermind, that's a wax figure or makeup/prop stuff. The eyes look off since it's hard to replicate old people eyes.
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>>80733460
They probably look the same for the same biological reason japanese/south koreans do

Or how indian/pakistani can differ

Or how canadians all weirdly look like indians/pakistani people while neighbors are all fat racist white people
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>>80733742
My point isn't that they look the same, it's the way they look the same. Like Fins all look the same or similar (at least those that are "pure" and don't have Swedish ancestry) but they don't look deformed. Do Britons just prize ugliness in their media?
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>>80733928
>finns dont look deformed
>Do Britons just prize ugliness

this is a 10/10 in britain, what do you think
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>>80733600

I normally hate tattoos but that old style is quite good, quite a skilled artist
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British TV values different things than US TV.
Attractiveness is mandatory for US audiences, it is not in the UK, quality and good humour are.
Take from that what you will about the differences between the two. For example, a show like Kim and the Kardashians would never fly in the UK.
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>>80734006
Finns look weird but it's just because they're pretty unique/isolate fat further back than pretty much any big group in Europe and Asia.
>this is a 10/10 in britain, what do you think
>hurrr
I'm not saying there aren't attractive Brits, I know there are and plenty of them, it's just like good female engineers, they exist but most women aren't good engineers and on average aren't autistic enough to be engineers in the first place. I'm trying to figure out why Britons prize ugliness so much, like the same reason Japanese find fucked up teeth cute for example.
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>>80734151
>muh quality and good humour British TV
They may "write quality" but literally the only British television exports are Doctor Who and their array of comedy shows that are only universally funny to normie rebbitors who thing any cynical or self depreciating British HUMOR is just hilarious.
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>>80733460
>2/10 pointy elbows
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>>80733460
>3/100 width of fingers excessive
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>>80733460
>2/10 disgusting hair pigment would never bang desu
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>>80734174
Brits have a specific look to them. It's racial. Europeans are all Caucasian but we evolved in different places and bred with other Europeans. Britons are a mongrelized race of Celtic, Anglo Saxon and Norman. I don't know how to explain that they look off. I like the way most Brits look (not Maisie), but I know what you mean about us looking weird. I can easily tell when a white American (an even rarer breed these days) is more Anglo than German too.
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>>80733460
>1/10000 length of little toe in wrong proportion to big toe
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>>80734285
>>80734329
>>80734361
>>80734411
Nice reading comprehension. Are you a buttblasted Brit?
>inb4 hurrr fat American
Yeah but we don't allow them to star on TV shows unless it's stuff that's essentially making fun of them or it's a purely comedic role.
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>>80734174
>I'm trying to figure out why Britons prize ugliness so much

We don't, we're just less vain than Americans so ugly people are allowed on TV.
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Could be worse, we could have Americunt females
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>>80733460
>34/467 breasts adhere to the laws of gravity
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>>80733460
>typical british porn model
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>>80733460
Because British actresses do it for love of the craft. American actresses to it for the love of fame.
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>>80734361
>posts a half breed italian
>totally the bongistani genes are responsible for her beauty

Not even going to say anything about the use of photoshop and make-up miracles.
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>>80734476
and another. i mean what the fuck is going on with her face
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>>80733460
>>80734411

>jenna coleman
>face too wide 1e10^-9/10
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>>80734459
>Her mother is of African American, Dutch, Scottish, and Sioux origin
100% pure anglo
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>>80734508
ayy lmao eyes
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>>80733460
Hiring at networks, UK or US, is done by people who listen to consultants, who tell them what kind of person will drive ratings. UK tends towards "comfy", quirky types - average looking, like your neighbor. US goes for the barbie doll type, they all have plastic surgery and sound alike - you can go to any medium sized city and the new anchors will sound like every other news anchor in any other town.


Needless to say, "credibility" means little in US casting.
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>>80734499
>italian

BRAZIL IS WHIIIIIIIIIITE
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>>80734556
>>80734499
>Americans trying to make a point about mixed ethnic heritage.
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>>80733460
>10/10 literally david bowie
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>>80734652

not a burger, but why are you posting women who are not anglos as proof how you have women that are not your typical ugly as fuck specimens you are known for. All you are doing is proving the point of bongoloid genetics.
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>>80734476
Sauce
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>>80733460
>6/66 smells of brimstone
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>>80733460
Asymmetry
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>>80734406
Is grill me more Anglo or German?
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>>80734761
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>>80734652
The point is that they're not Ethnically British.
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>>80734791
>>80734703
>>80734514
Why are you so insistent that I said all British women? I was just pointing out the penchant for British TV to have a more ugly women than the rest of the Western World.
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>>80733460
>2/20 odd number of freckles.
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>>80734735
wettingherpanties.com
model: mae
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>>80734856
Do you watch much television from the rest of the world? t.b.h I wouldn't contest that we put more "ugly" people on T.V than America but then again I haven't seen many (if any) examples of European television programmes.
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Asymmetrical faces, dental malocclusions, lack of cheekbones, lack jawlines, large foreheads and bad hairlines.

Those facial features seem very common among British women
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Post some slags m8s
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>>80733460
The ones that are attractive go make Hollywood movies and star in American TV shows because the pay's better. The BBC and company have a woman quota but don't want to pony up for the attractive women.
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>>80733460
> 3/27 too addicted to carrots
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>>80734997
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>>80733460
>2/10 sandy vag
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British women aren't attrac-
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I don't know, but I wanna fuck Sarah Alexander right in her frogface.
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>>80735079
-tive
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>>80734910
"continental" European TV is still less ugly than British TV.
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>>80734819

Yes they are you fucking absolute fucking spastic.

Fuck I hate Americans and their lack of culture and heritage, kill yourself you uncultured swine.

And none of you are Irish, Anglo, German or Italian Americans, you are all ignorant, self absorbed cunts who should be wiped if the planet.

Fuck.
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>>80733460
Hot woman don't work in television, it's beneath them.
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>>80735115
>'aving a wank son? Want some help luv?

>tfw no Catherine Tate mummy
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would bang the sister/odd girlfriend from In The Flesh
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>>80733460
small island
small gene pool
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>>80735159
Maybe in bongland. I guess in the US we have a surplus or something because this is your average main TV casting type in the US for women. Note how she's more attractive than half of the "attractive" British actresses (who are mostly movie actresses mind you) with little or no make up.
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>>80735198
God, that's unattractive
I swear a British accent could stop a speeding rapist in his track
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>>80735133
I always love the default to
>wow, you stupid Americans XDxXDX
If you think ethnicity is just culture then you're fucking retarded, there's a genetic element to it and British people who have recent ancestry from all over continental Europe are hardly "ethnically" British nor any specific ethnicity in Briton. Go ahead and do you angry posting at "American ignorance" or whatever. Also not once did I claim anything about my own heritage. I'd generally consider myself a non-hispanic white American with an American culture and American heritage which is historically Anglo-Saxon but is now an amalgamation of shit all across Europe.
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>>80734986
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>>80733460
>talking about how brit actresses aren't hot
>posts gorgeous actress

nice
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>>80735489
Nah, they'd turn the rape into a muder-death-kill
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>>80733460
Subhuman Anglo genetics.
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>>80733460
Because all the good looking ones do Hollywood because it pays more than England.
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>>80736568
*Because all the good looking ones went to American or continental Europe
FTFYFAM
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>>80734864

are the scottish better looking? they dont looked as inbred
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>>80736783
Yeah, so are the Irish, and Welsh. Honestly it's the English that look like shite
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Inbreeding
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>>80734791
British women are face ugly but you can always find one with glorious orbs.
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