>Bright is an upcoming American fantasy film starring Will

This actually sounds like kino

>>80730901
The fuck, is this Shadowrun?

Did he drop the role of the remake also?

>>80730901
Sounds like every "urban fantasy" novel I used to read as a teenager. I'll watch.

>>80730901
Seems like a mild Shadowrun adaptation

>>80730983
Pretty much looks like it.

>>80730901
AYO HOLD THEE

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>>80730901
I've seen this before.

>>80731111
AYO FREEZE YO ASS ELF-BOI

>>80730901
basically a RIPD and MIB clone just replace aliens/ghosts with orcs

>>80730901
Wild West was better

R.I.P.D 2?

>Orc

Will there be any female elf?

>>80731182
seems right

This looks awesome, what the fuck was his (OP's) problem?

>>80731209
No you shut your whore mouth.

>>80731281
are you fucking stupid?

Why would orcs want to be cops?
>looks like donuts are back on the menu!

>>80731541
They have free reign to beat the shit out of people, why wouldn't they be cops

Though it would be kinda funny if the orc was the sensitive intelligent one and smith was a fucking savage

>i want your magic wand AND your badge!

>>80730983
yeah, without the cyberpunk

>>80730901
>will-smith

Looks like Will Smith's autistic brother Jameladan Smith.

Looks like Training Day with orcs and shieet.

>>80730901
>max land is attached to write

D R O P P E D

IMMORTAL
ELF
COCK

>>80730901
>Why does he always choose the worst movies to star in

He has starred in some pretty good ones though too. But ever since his bitch wife wanted to be a rock star and his kids became aware hes takin anything that people will give him simply because theyve sucked him dry of cash. He also still has the rumor of him being gay used against him.

>>80731750
Max Landis is hung

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This movie sucked the first time it came out back when Will Smith was a Jew, and the Orc was an alien, and it will suck again this time, too...

>>80731111
Underrated kek + some nice digits

>>80730901
Sounds like that one where Whoopi Goldberg was with the dinosaur?

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>Max Landis

I'm thinking/hoping i'm the only person alive who read anything in a YAish not-shadowrun-fanfiction series about a world where all the fantasy/magic of yore suddenly slammed into the-future-as-defined-by-the-80s (read: blade runner) that followed a cop/detective and his hellhound sidekick as they were investigating... something... and at some point they summon a demon (who was an upstanding local merchant) and while in the summoning circle, the demon complains about such summonings being a criminal act and he'll sue and press charges and they get him to give information he has by unbalancing the summoning circle (causing the demon intense pain) by blowing out candles on one side but not the other.

Of which this shit is clearly a knockoff.

or its just a knockoff of shadowrun.

>>80731899
I thought you were joking and then I looked it up. Fucking theodore rex holy shit

>>80731742

>pass me the bitch

>>80731656
>and your other magic

>>80730901
>teams up with an orc cop
This sounds like one of those joke movies that are in real movies. Like Adam Sandler's movies in Funny People or Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder.

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>>80730901
Gotta pay for them scientology courses somehow, going clear don't come cheap

>>80730901
>The age of criminals is over

>>80730901
Is that Owen Lars from Episode II?

ME WANT GUN AND WAND

ME GOT MAYOR CRAWLING UP ASS

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>>80730983

>>80730901
>we've had nothing but maggoty whodunnit cases for three stinkin days

>>80730901
Shadowrun?

this thread is killing me and making me want to read shadow runner thanks guys

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>>80730901

LOOKS LIKE ORC-POSTING IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>>80730901
LOL MAX LANDY

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This is the first step towards the monstergirls cinematic universe

>>80731209
yes please

This cant be real..

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>>80732395
Hmmm. Would it work?

>>80731406
>t. an insecure brainlet

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>Zogzog

>>80732305
kek

>>80732342
10/10

>I HAVE THE ELDER COUNCIL CRAWLING UP MY ASS!
>YOU'RE OFF THE CASE!

>>80732305
ME HEAR THERE BIG SHINDIG GOING DOWN BEHIND WEEPY ORC'S WAREHOUSE

ME WANT YOU BACK ON CASE, AND THIS TIME NO ELF GIRLS

>>80731034
this
I'm so ready for urbannovelkinowave!!

>>80730901
DROW LIVES MATTER

> Max Landis


Who keeps letting this untalented fuck get work?

>>80730901
YOU'RE A LOOSE BALLISTA
HAND OVER YOUR BADGE AND YOUR SWORD

>>80733075
landis is /ourguy/

>>80733075
Damn it, I was interested for a moment

>>80731919

This. Landis is the king of half baked pap.
"Wouldn't it be cool if...?" And nothing more.

>>80731822
>ever since his bitch wife wanted to be a rock star
she's always come off as a cunt but I don't remember that.

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>>80730901
>world where humans and mythical creatures co-exist
>not shadowrun

Would rather just have an actual Shadowrun film be made than this knock off tBhFaMalamdingdong

>>80730901
>wizard school shootings

>>80731209
Kill yourself.

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>>80734123

>>80734123
t. ''male'' elf

>>80734208
I'd make that Bashee howl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk9mqgi7r18

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>>80734235
We all would, anon. We all would.

Yay it's written by Max Landis I'm super excited! ^^

I already can tell plot:
> BLM references with orcs
> conflict orcs vs police
> turn out its beacause of villain
> he is human white male
> whitey is defeated and all niggers and orcs are kangz now and can go to space
> some black/orc romance with shire woman included ofc

>>80734417
Hey Max, whatcha doing?

>>80734543
>>>/pol/

>>80730901

The trailer looks like this is basically the movie Ayer wanted Suicide Squad to be.

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>>80731209

Fuck that. FEMALE ORC

>>80731656
and your other wand

>>80731822
You see these moves as 20/20 hindsight.

You don't see the moves they make from the actors, directors, and their agents pov