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>Emma can't sing shit and wears one facial expression through the whole film which is because she hasn't got anything to look at and act with due to heavy CGI
>Belle would have freezed to death multiple times during the film, riding through the winter wonderland wearing her piss yellow dress for instance
>Beast's model is too much uncanny valley and it jumped out way too much from the scenes where he was with a real person
>don't have anything against homos, but fuck if this film was more gay than Dragon Age Inquisition
>Gaston punching an old man to his guts during the song for no reason, the whole song number was badly directed and awkward
>both the library reveal and "come into the light" scenes were fucked up to shit, to mentioned the ones bothered me the most
>when the spell was broken and the castle returned to its true form, all the gargoyles not only turned into angels like in the animated version, but turned into angels slaying gargoyles (fuck you Disney for hating gargoyles)
Disney's CGI infested, shitty remakes thread I guess.
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>>80728602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6qDPCh33fg
we know it sucks. All we can do now is pray to kek some shit goes down in Malaysia
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>>80728602
>Emma can't sing shit and wears one facial expression through the whole film
news at eleven
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>>80728602
>Movie is aimed at preteen girls yet somehow people on this board have seen it and have an opinion on it
>I genuinely think you should be placed under house arrest for going to see this, probably by yourself in a theater full of children
>Kill yourself OP, kill yourself
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>>80728842
What if OP is a preteen girl?
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>>80728842
>Movie is aimed at preteen girls yet somehow people on this board have seen it and have an opinion on it
Where do you think you are? Piss off back to IMDB forum.
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>>80728842
>probably by yourself in a theater full of children
>Implying 80% of the audience wasn't 20yo+ woman/manchildren obsessed with children's media
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>>80728602
Gosh it disturbes me to see you OP
Sitting here taking these dumps
No one on Earth'd like to be you OP
Brain made of cancerous lumps
There's no one on 4chan reviled quite like you
You're nobody's favorite guy
Everyone's grossed out and creeped out by you
And it's not very hard to see why
(ewww)
No one's sick like OP
No one's thick like OP
No one compensates for a small dick like OP
'Cause there's no one on here this unmanly
Failure, a pure, total con
You can ask anyone in his family
And they'll tell you who's team they're ashamed to be on...
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>>80728602
>that scene where LeFou and Gaston hold hands, get closer and start jerking themselves off and fingering their prolapsed anuses while pro-LGBT and anti-Christian messages flicker across the screen.
I mean, I knew there was going to be a scene, but 30 minutes?
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>>80728602
>in this version Lefou has a last minute redemption because gay people can't be bad
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>>80728993
h-h-heh
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