>decide I might watch Lawrence of Arabia >check the

>I share a board with plebs of this caliber

tch

>>80720528
same here. fuck harry potter and lord of the rings too

It's worth every single minute you phone-browsing, ADD simple-minded fuck.

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/v/edditors leave my board

>>80720528
What's his name again?

>>80720528
This guy is like a fatter, uglier, somehow more annoying version of Jeremy Jahns.

>>80720528
I remember it actually being pretty good but yeah the runtime is insane. My uncle forced me to watch it while on vacation and would pause it every 15 minutes and be like OK DO YOU KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

Kinda took me out of it having to watch it with a blowhard. I'll give it another watch one of these days though.

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>>80720528
>INTERMISSION

>>80720588

>webm
>phone

>pause every change of scene
>a perfect wallpaper chance

this movie is like porn for jerking off your eyes.

>>80720759
I'm implying you can't go 20 minutes into a movie without browsing your phone like the retarded simpleton that you obviously are.

>>80720759
I woudn't say the OP is a phone poster, but Samsung Galaxies can post webms. I presume others can.

Apple still leave you with 'image.jpg'

>>80720528
I can barely bring myself to watch a regular 90 minute movie, but then I watch 15 episodes of King of the Hill

>>80720528
I feel this way about once upon a time in america. Is it worth the watch?

>>80720528
>have roughly 1hr40 from when I finish dinner to when I have to sleep
>no time in between because waging
>can't watch long movies
>weekends are usually spent fixing the house or something

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*emerges behind you*

>>80720528
It's a mediocre flick at best, don't bother.

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i saw satantango in cinema, with a 15 minute intermission with free cakes.

>>80720807
good shots, also the best description of a desert I've ever heard w/ "the sun's anvil"

Never understood the runtime issue. Unless you have cancer and a few days left to live, and every single minute is essential, who gives a fuck if something is 2 or 20 hours long?

>>80721165
see >>80720946

Some of us work mate

>>80721165
that's what he said.

What is some decent longkino? I just saw Doctor Zhivago and loved it

>>80720946
Watch it over 2 nights you great faggot.

Unironic kino

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>>80720528
>a 4 hour video game is too short
>a 4 hour movie is too long

>>80721567
>splitting a movie into pieces
might as well not watch it friendo

>>80720946
Run it at x1.25 up to x2.0 speed. Don't go higher than that though. It's how I fit in three movies every morning.

>>80721654
The movie has a fucking intermission! There's literally no better movie to break into 2 parts.

thank you mom for not letting me become a first class supreme plebeian like OP appreciate it

>>80721230
Can you not pause and finish later or something?
How is watching two 2 hrs long movies different timewise from watching one 4hrs long?

>>80720759
>only apple make phones

>>80720759
>not having merlin

>>80720528
>decided I might watch 24 Hour Psycho
>check runtime
Is this the height of pottery?

>>80720963
kek

>>80720807
>this movie is like porn for your eyes
Um, okay.

>>80721982
24 Hour Psycho sounds like the biggest pile of shit imagineable

>>80722046
No, Psycho (1998) does.

>>80720528
It has like a 15 min intermission. Just take a small break between.

It's just proto-capeshit anyway, he even wears a fucking cape.

>>80720619
At least Jeremy Jahns is self deprecating and fully admits to being a pleb. Upset Umberto actually believes his opinion is of value, no thanks to his idiot sidekicks Adam Beach and Fatty McNeckbeard who agree with everything he spews out.

>>80720963
100% worth it though hands down my favorite war film

>>80722101
Yeah, just as an idea anyone should know it was terrible. That people put money to make it and then filmed and sold the thing, damn

>>80720528
watch prometheus instead, it shows the two meme scenes

>>80720528
>decide I might watch Seven Samurai
>check the runtime
>nevermind

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>friend wants me to watch lord of the rings
>Its almost 4 hrs long
>drift off because so bored multiple times
>its footage of people running
>begs me to go with him to the 3rd one so he doesn't have to go on his own
>fall asleep halfway through
>wake up during that gay scene confused
>turns out they didn't have to walk everywhere and could have flown on a giant eagle all along

>>80720618
Raging Rick