Okay, so is it actually funny, or what? Who is doing meme propaganda

It's Amy Schumer. What do you expect?

>>80705781
I don't know, anon, I haven't seen her perform.
What should I expect?

>>80705666
It's shit

saged

I've been meaning to watch it just because of all the "controversy" (whining) about it, but it feels like homework. Looks like a bunch of gross out sex jokes and saying obnoxious shit real loud until you laugh.

Has nobody really seen it?
What if its actually good, and we all got scammed out of seeing it by reverse SJWs?

Someone should take the bullet for the rest of us and do some reconnaissance.

>>80705807
vagina jokes. a lot.

>>80705666

HAHAH MY PUSSY TAKES A LOT OF BLACK DICKS! IM GETTING FATTER TOO! BLACK DICKS IN MY FAT PUSSY!! IM BETTER THAN MEN!

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way better than any right-wing """"""comedy""""""

>>80705666
Honestly the feeling i came away with from thus was "where we're the fucking jokes?"

And the tangent about the girls dying at her movie and turning that into a joke were in really poor taste.

>>80705666
Skip to 7:10, you'll find out everything you need to know about this special anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtjf3P--owI

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youre just mad she BTFO you

>>80706096
Doonesbury is fucking awful

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Actually saw with my roommates for the post st. Patrick's day drink and it was Fucking terrible. Jokes about smelly her pussy is and how she fished poop put of her butthole book sat on either side to a tribute to murder victims. It's ALL smug gross out jokes and "I'm Amy Schumer and I'm fat but I fuck a ton of guys lol"

I wish I was exaggerating for /pol/ but it was awful, one funny joke the entire time (the brave one).

>>80706195
DELETE THIS

>i dont find this comedian funny
>therefore i must tell everyone

why does this only happen with women

>>80706096
This guy lecturing anyone on comedy is tantamount to a fucking crime against humanity due to the sheer fucking audacity.

>>80706383
Holy shit, it took me way too long to realize that was an attack helicopter.

>>80706195
that bitch is delusional

>>80706530
Because Schumer is the comedian du jour. People have mocked and critiqued bad yet high profile comedians for decades like Andrew Dice Clay, Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, Larry the Cable Guy, or Jeff Dunham. All men. Now get out of here you underage poster.

>>80706096
dat nose tho

>>80706195
Why I don't fucking get is if the "SJW" and "Alt-Right" both fully believe that the media lies and twists facts to the other side's favor...who the fuck is listening to them in the first place?

I always hear both sides say "oh the media didn't cover this...OF COURSE THEY DIDN'T". If the media fucking lies so much, why do they even exist?

>>80706195
>I am strong and beautiful
lmao

even normies are bashing it

it's legitimate shit

Never bothered with her. Was she funny at one point? hivemind twats pushing agenda's need not bother replying

>>80707027
it's funny how delusional she is

>>80706536
i'm convinced the whole comic has just been elaborately setting up the concept of your post as the punchline

>>80707027
i enjoyed her comedy central show for the most part. had some good sketches.

>>80705666
damn.....Amy looks like THAT?

all skin tight to show every roll

wow

>>80706195
>administration

literally blaming drumpf just lmao what a nasty woman

>>80707161
Seriously it's like fucking Tom Preston giving art lectures or Chrischan instructing people how to be a good person.

am i seriously going to see this leathered ham on /tv/ every fucking day? STOP

No way you're not a shill, OP.

>>80705666
Imagine

somewhere out there is a man who had sex with Amy Scumher

>>80705666
it's absolute wet dog shit.
There is no way anyone can find this funny unless you get off on how cringy it is.

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>>80705666
>That gif

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>>80706195
>Amy you suck
>"oh you little troll"
>Yeah that person is right, you suck for this and this reason
>"OMG the media are controlled by Trump to shut me down"

>>80706195
Alt-right? Her shit is just stale now. She needs to man up, Dane Cook never bitched and moaned about "alt-right" hate when his shit became old-hat.

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>>80706096
hisssssss

>>80706096
I never liked Doonesbury as a kid because I don't understand it, damn it's shit when you can.

>>80705666
Thr nicest thing I can say about this special (and I watched it, in full) is that is was very very apparent that I am not the target demographic of her style of comedy. Not even target adjacent. That alone separates me from enjoying it because these jokes aren't for me, people like me, or people around me. And it doesn't translate well either.

I like watching Bill Engvall. His comedy is mostly about his wife, kids, family, and doing family things like vacations and travelling. While I don't have a family of my own and have never been on vacation, his comedy translates. It's funny to people without kids.

Schumer talking about how on the BEST of days her vag smells like a barnyard animal just isn't funny. And her making it one run on 'gag' that lasts 20 minutes is horrendous.

Two objective observations to consider; when watching stand up, multiple cameras are pointed at the audience. The best reactions get edited into the final product. In her special I caught this so few times and the camera zooms in real tight to usually one or two women (the whores laughing at whore 'jokes') and all the people around them are all stone faced.

Second; the complete silence of the SJW's, feminists and other female comics. You'd think these would be the people to back her up the most and even arrange upvote and ratings boosts for her, but no. It's like they all know she's terrible and can't bring themselves to pretend, so they sit there silently and hope it blows over and her fifteen minutes end and she disappears.

Does she really fuck a lot of guys or is it all bs?

>>80708258
Men can be gold diggers just as much as women.

I'd put my dick in a hambeast for a taste of the sweet life.

>>80708110
Engval is my favorite of the blue collars too. He just has a layer of likability on top of his actual material.

>>80708323
I'd fuck amy in a second, but just sounds like she's just trying to be like that other lewd female comedian that talks about fucking blacks all the time. Forgot her name but she's actually decent

I watched it twice. Barely cracked a smile at all.

How often does she talk about her vagina?

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>>80708392
>I'd fuck amy in a second

>>80708392
Lease-a Figurelli

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>>80706096

>>80705666
Nobody likes it. I'm still not entirely sure who actually watches it, or even worse who buys tickets for her specials.

4chan always had the tendency to ironically shitpost about things they dislike mostly because if openly just say that you dislike somebody or something you will meet responses like "not your personal army" and "fuck off back to x". It's easier to get replies and make people pay attention to a subject by pretending to like its obvious downsides. If you haven't realized this yet then you're either helplessly retarded or new to the game.

>>80706096
>There's virtually no good conservative comedy
Has nothing to do with the fact that you get cancelled for expressing conservative leaning views on Twitter.

>>80706195
Literally
>0/10 not even mad try harder faggot

>>80705666
to me it's not funny because it's gross. its a fat smelly pig telling me her pussy is fat and big and smelly for an hour. its fucking sick

keep in mind that i'm your average 4chan loser, I just spent 40 mins in a thread talking about piss bottle theory and whether or not this guy's cum box is recyclable or if he should just throw it away. thats normal for me

amy DUDE MY VAGINA LMAO is gross for me

>DUDE VAGINA LMAO

Is she related to that commie Chuck, by any chance? Would explain a lot.

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>>80708566
>implying hollyjew would greenlit something right-wing

>>80706195
> selling out arenas around the world
> worth 1 million

Who's this hambeast trying to fool?

>>80705666
>Amy Smegma

>>80706195
>I am the first female comic selling out arenas all over the world

It's unironically sexist of her to disregard/ignore the career and achievements of female comics who have come before her (like Joan Rivers).

>>80708713
this

>>80709191
>no third world tour
>all over the world

>vagina "jokes"
>sex "jokes"
>that serious bit about fucking _gun control_ with not even a hint of comedy

She sucked and I have no idea what they were thinking when they put this special up on Netflix. Even worse, they're doing away with the 5-star rating system apparently solely because of this video.

Only dykes are funny female comedians

>>80705666
Man, I can believe she would joke about her life, body, and personal experience. She is so unlike every comedian and I hate her for it.

>>80709342
That shit pisses me off the most. If you have a political joke or a joke about someone in the government, fine. But just getting on stage and spouting off your opinion with no hint of comedy is in poor taste, no matter who does it.

>>80706096
I agree that there is no good conservative comedy. But there's no good nice comedy either. Saying mean things that angers others is funny.

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>>80707027
She certainly felt more genuine at one point. The problem is she was chosen as a feminist icon for some reason and skyrocketed to the fucking sun despite the fact that there were tons of female comics doing the exact same shtick. I have no reason why she was the one who got the break, she feels like a watered-down Lisa Lampanelli.
Feminist propaganda aside, Schumer blew up before she had the opportunity to truly perfect her material. It feels like taking a middle act and thrusting them into the echelon of arena comics.
Her material probably wouldn't be spectacular, but I feel like it'd certainly be less derivative and easy.

>>80709485
Brian Regan. That guys so clean he could do his set on Sesame Street and still manages to be one of the funniest in rhe buisness.

>>80709342
isn't the star system being removed because how people were shitting on Iron Fist though? I bet disney's shekels are tastier than Amy's

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>>80705915
So she's pretty much one BBC joke and making awkward gestures to black male audience members away from being Lisa Lampanelli?

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>>80706096
>but don't take my word for it, here's some words I wrote

>>80709661

Might be that as well, the timing's just impeccable for Schumer

>>80705666
What joke is she making there?

I think it's time to bump all the Amy Schumer threads and rage some tired Ameribros. Goto sleep Ameribros.

>>80708566
>Has nothing to do with the fact that you get cancelled for expressing conservative leaning views on Twitter.

Because most conservatives don't have time for this type of shit because they're actually working. Mindless media only appeals to libcucks and their derivatives.

>>80705887
My no apologies progressive woman friend walked out of her live performance a few weeks ago and tried to get a refund.

It's garbage, her words not mine

>>80710511
le vagoo

>>80710511
>omg do you just wish your vagina could talk? like after getting pounded raw by a big black stallion, don't you just wish you could bend down and say "how are you doing down there, little guy?" and have them respond?

yeah, literally

>>80710511
Looks like either something about pissing upright as a woman, or a joke about talking out of your vagina or some such.
I can see funny jokes being made that way, but I can't tell if she succeeds.

>>80710623
>>80710639
Oh, nevermind, its just anti-humor for closet racists who think fucking X colored person is a special unique experience, because they are animals bred for one purpose and have no personality.

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>>80705666
So was it really the right wing Reddidors who gave her bad reviews? Or was she just acting bitter?

>tfw no torrent

>>80706096
Is she related to Chris-chan, by any chance?

Amy Schumer is a good comedic actress. I liked her on Delocated. I have nothing against her in genral. That said, her stand-up comedy is not good. She's not good at writing jokes, and her delivery isn't enough to make up for that.

>>80710826
I don't understand why she gets so much attention, unless it's purely because of the hatred, because there are much more worthwhile women in stand-up comedy. Women who are (and I realize it's subjective) much better at stand-up comedy.

>>80710691

majority of reddit dislikes her.
just the fat-positive feminists like her.

>>80706096
>hey folks

Who is he talking to?

>>80709639
I've always thought Regan was such a shit comedian.

Titus is relatively clean usually, just talks about drinking and smoking sometimes.
Of course there's Foxworthy too.
Though honestly as much as I do understand how difficult it is to do clean comedy, it still usually isn't that good.

>>80710826
There are a lot of comedic actors or people involved with comedy that just don't translate to stage very well.
Widdle Jimmy Norton is a pretty good example of this. He's hilarious in conversation and he's a great reactionary guy, but his standup is just not funny.

>>80710871

Because there was a clear agenda with Hollywood pushing this cunt. And then this shit came out and the jig was up: she was only liked by the minority.

>>80710871
>I don't understand why she gets so much attention,
because she's a Jew and her uncle is a senator

You really needed to post a twitter screen cap to get your point across?

>>80706195
/TV/ BTFO

>>80706096
I love when comics just spew their beliefs and forget to do the joke part. Just makes me think the creator was not creative enough to become a real writer.

>>80710708
It's on Netflix you stupid cunt

>>80711048

torrent pls

>>80711048
torrent

>>80710988
Yeah, Jim Norton has his moments IMO. At his best he's really good, but overall he's kind of like a poor man's Doug Stanhope. Anyone whole like Jim Norton should like Stanhope a lot more, and then see how Jim Norton is lacking as a comedian.
>>80710995
>>80711014
Fair enough. It's a shame, though. There are several female comedians who deserve a lot more attention than they're getting. Boosting someone like Amy Schumer is counter-productive, because most people see through it, and a lot of those people unfairly hold that against all female comedians.

>MY VAGINA!
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>80705666
Nice trips.
It's not really funny, but it's also not as nearly as bad as the new popular narrative among 18 year old overweight kids says it is.
>>80706195
Basically, she's right.

>>80705666
The fact that youve adopted a buzzword like 'fake news' suggests that youre an easily-influenced idiot, so youd probably love it.

>>80711048

forrent, speez

>>80711132
*who likes
Fuck I suck.

>>80705666
>i can't think for myself anymore because of meme brainwashing
hell yeah 4chan you're destroying society

>>80711154
Canadian tier.

>>80706530
Wow its almost like there wasnt a meme about how louis ck was an unfunny hack than was reposted nonstop for years on this very board as recently as 6 months ago

Please die, you victim-complex failure

You altrighters disgust me.

>>80706530
>i dont find X funny
>i must let everyone know my opinion

Not gender specific, its generational. Social Media makes you feel like your opinion is truth depending on your followers.

>>80706195
>Call me a whale...I will continue to rise....
She is pretty funny.

The controversy is Schumer generated and pushed by her ideological supporters. Normies watched it and thought it was awful, all this is damage control by her.

>>80711331
I am older than the internet and I talked about sports and politics with anyone who won't physically push me away. My opinions are valuable and should be spread.

Is there a transcript around anywhere? I don't want to watch it but I might read it

http://moraluncertainty.com/the-taming-of-amy-schumer/

https://hotelconcierge.tumblr.com/post/158613254429/who-framed-lena-dunham

>>80711511
>the evil white male nazis are out to get me on the internet!
>I'm a hero!

I wonder if this trick is ever going to wear out

>>80706195
>I sell out arenas all around the world

Yeah, but, you know, a dive bar in fucking Kosovo is considered an 'arena', but it can only fit 20 people in.

>>80711566
Well, that's weird...If you'd care enough to read it, you should just watch it. It's not good, but so much of stand-up comedy is about the delivery, it would be stupid to just read a transcript and try to form an opinion on it.

>>80711717

I can read it a lot quicker than I can watch it. I want to know what it's all about but I want the experience to be over as quickly as possible.

>>80706606
>>80706567
>getting banned for a post in a thread you don't like

Wew

>thinking sage does anything

LOL.

>>80706530
Carlos Mencia
Jeff Dunham
Dane Cook
Sinbad
Patton

>>80711778
>being this new

Sage still functions
Person's post is deleted when banned

>>80705666
i should rewatch her first special i am pretty sure i laughed a few times because i have good taste in standup , can't stand hacks, and she had more stuf than "muh vadgeen". its possible she stole those jokes tho, it is quite likely actually since the quality dropped a lot since she is famous and under scrutiny. wouldn't watch that last one, seems people into standup comedy who don't have an agenda turned it off after 10 minutes.

>>80711895
Stand up sucks dicks though, all of it

>>80707356
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>>80706606
>>80706567
Samefags

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>>80707251
>Nobody remembers when the Gang Broke Dee
So disappointed in you now, /tv/

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she is problematic

>>80712002
that show is garbage

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Where do you think we are in this timeline with the Gangs plan?

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>>80706096
alt right comedy fucking slays, queen
yaaaaaaaaaaas

>>80711856
Yes. Sage still funcutions, but it doesn't do anything on real note. It's not like a devote like people think is. It doesn't make the thread get deleted faster per se. It just doesn't bump the thread when you post. But if somebody posts without saging, guess what? Your sage is irrelevant as it's undone by posting without.

As for post deletion, you're right, but have you thought that no mods have got round to deleting and banning them yet?

Don't reply, it's not worth it.

>>80705666
Not even SJWs are coming to her defense
That should say it all

>>80712025
>white feminism

jesus they are eating themselves

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>>80712053
Says (You). What a trash opinion. Probably have a smelly Va-Gi-Na

>>80711856
Retard, the posts have been deleted. Fuck off. Sage does function but it doesn't do anything. That's literally it's point. It doesn't bump the thread when you post. You could achieve the same fucking effect by not posting, retard.

>>80706680
>>80706606
>>80706567

>>80712002
It was one of the first things I thought when I watched Amy's brilliant stand up.

>>80712088
>It doesn't make the thread get deleted faster per se. It just doesn't bump the thread when you post

Thread hits the bump limit quicker when there's more posts. This is fact.

>post deletion

Janitors mark posts and forward them to mods. Marked posts are temp banned until mod responds.

>>80711856
sage is a troll and you are still taking the bait
SAD!

>>80712139
>>Sage does function but it doesn't do anything

>it does its intended function but it doesn't do its intended function

Retard

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I just don't understand why women aren't respected in the comedy world.

>>80712212
And? By posting you've saged a thread, people will see it and just post to spite you. You'd have to sit a thread for a long time making posts to get to the bump limit. And oh shit son, another thread is made straight away because you're getting mad enough to announce your sage. The posts were deleted as I made my reply.

But you're autistic, after all, you can't follow simple instructions when I said don't reply. We're done here. I'll just hide your posts from now on.

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>>80706195
This right here is the really worrisome part, and the problem with today's "hater" mentality as a whole. Had she taken the valid criticism about her work years ago when it started, she could've tried to make her jokes more varied, to not steal, to improve her delivery, and she'd be in a better spot now. She could've actually impressed people and changed everybody's minds. But instead, like many other modern morons, she convinces herself that anyone who criticizes her in any way, shape or form is "a troll" trying to bring her life down, and that she's perfect the way she is and doesn't need to change a thing.

Look, if people are picking on you FOR YEARS, and people have despised you FOR YEARS, it's highly unlikely that there is no reason at all. It's almost impossible that one day, they just chose to pick on you and never stopped. You should re-evaluate what you've been doing.

>>80712252
But it doesn't do anything, that's it's function.

>>80712313
>And?

You're trying to make a book out of a pamphlet anon

>>80712343
>sage isn't a function

again, retard

>>80712325
The first I heard about how shitty her show was came from my ultra normie cousin who voted Hilldog and is a Schumer fan. She blogged about how shit it was on facebook and a bunch of her fat friends agreed. Amy isn't doing herself any favors by blaming trolls.

>>80712252
>>80712358
autist

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>>80706195
Lolz

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>>80712189
inDEEd
>>80712297
hmmmmmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPPvwJ9FEqw

>>80705666
What will she do for an encore? Shit in her hand on stage and make comments on its texture and aroma?

>>80705666
MUH VAGINA

>>80706877
first time she made me laugh with her jokes

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>>80712537
sound effects? Oh no, Dee, don't do sound effects

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>>80712619
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S FUNNY CUZ A WOMAN SAID VAGINA

>>80705887
>reverse SJWs
no

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>>80705887
The Gang Broke Dee

Season 9 episode 1

21 minutes long

There. You've seen Amy's new special.

>>80712025
i remember that dunham v beckham jr incident. what blew my mind was the mea culpa thing dunham wrote the day after: it was not just a standard sorry, it was like she had a deep academic insight on why she was in the wrong... but the thing is... you can't fucking integrate that life lesson of deep self criticism within 24 fuckin hours?! seems its telling... but i am not sure of what. like, maybe its a generational thing where they tend to be very industrious, zealot students like good corporate little robots eager to make it and master all the information they have to master but they don't have real wisdom about it, no initiative to use the material in situ, no thinking outside of the box, no creativity or courage to see whats going on LIVE

her "i'm sorry" letter is worth checking out, she sound like she could give a fucking lecture on the topic of how she was in the wrong... wew. surely there is something disconnected , here

>>80705855

Yes goy you must watch it to make an opinion on the controversy.

>>80705666
Image being Amy Schumer's leather outfit in this scene.

>>80712752
That's literally what /pol/ is nowadays, though.

>>80712881
I do, when I'm alone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5_IcqrM96M

>>80706096
""""""""""""https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3kUD6W8QaQ"""""""""

>>80709590
when did she lose weight?

>ywn Dutch oven Amy Schumer to death

Why is life so unfair?

>>80713075
fucking kek that was good

>>80712895
So the Allies in WW2 were Reverse Nazi's?

If the Seahawks play the Jets they're Reverse Jets?

If Microsoft competing with Apple make them Reverse Apple?

Fucking retard.

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>>80713293
They're reverse SJWs because they behave exactly the same as SJWs with different motives. Your comparisons here actually prove that you're retarded. That's impressively stupid actually.

She was never funny, she's also a fake nice person. Chick absolutely hates pretty girls because she's an envious piglet who thinks she's not fat but uses the fat movement broads to support her
Honestly how some can think she's funny is perplexing
I'm waiting for some repository to upload Dave Chappelle's specials

>>80713355

/pol/'s agenda is to bring back morals where america was prospering
SJW's agenda is to push morals to the point they're irrelevant

>>80713406
Who gives a shit, if you're unattractive and don't hate attractive people then you're an idiot or a Buddhist monk.

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>>80708408
>twice

>>80709485
Aaron McGruder.

>>80713355
He isn't at all. The example is apt. Both the Allies and the Nazi's engaged in the same shit. Research and Development, Education, Resource Pooling, Tactical Doctrine Education, Propaganda. Etc. They had different goals, yes, but the methods were the same. By that alone, you can say that /pol/ are not 'Reverse SJW' just because they engage in the same shit that SJW do. Exactly, pray tell, do you expect change to happen without actively trying to facilitate it? Just ignore it and hope it goes away?

If that's your answer, if (though more likely when, sadly) you get cancer, tell the doctor 'I don't want treatment, I'll just wait for it to go away. If I ignore it, it'll go away'. Or the Steve Jobs method, as I call it.

>>80713419
It's a board filled with sociopaths and wannabe-sociopaths who regularly push for violence against innocent people. It's arguably the worst group of people on the internet, most of them actually deserve to die. Not sure if you're serious but if you are, get your head checked.

>>80713432
You sound like an ugly person
Either way she's not funny at all, I've never known anyone who thinks she's funny, her HBO special was also horrible and I mean horrible
The whole pretending she's not a bitter fatty just makes it worse since personality can make someone attractive

>>80713568
You take a valid point and make a caricature of it, but this isn't a counter argument against it.

>>80713620
The allies were trying to preserve freedom, individuality, and life, and they also didn't engage in genocide. There's no comparison between the two, you're a fucking retard.

>>80713621

You mean persons who have their needs ignored will eventually act violently?

What a shocker.

>>80713620
WTF I LOVE NAZIS NOW!

>>80709590

She blew up because she's well connected. Her uncle is Senator Chuck Schumer. I also think it's because she's a porker and that brought in a lot of attention from other porkers who couldn't identify with the same material coming from hotter chicks.

>>80712537

Remember that guy who used to write about the taste and textures of celebrity piss as if they were vintage wine? Anyone got a screencap?

>>80706096
Nick Dipaolo is fucking hilarious and he's a conservative.
The difference is you'll get liberal comedians that mainly talk about their political stance, vs conservative comedians that might make the odd joke relating to their stance, but it's not what their act revolves around.

>>80713635
You sound mentally retarded dude, your opinion isn't worth anything

>>80713692
Their goals were different, but their methods were the same in the military sense. Or are you saying the Allies didn't kill enemy troops or devise new weapons to increase the damage inflicted? That they didn't train troops, produce propaganda, induct censorship or have concentration camps for PoW's and enemy nationalities?

>>80713780

Confirmed for ugly.
Confirmed for retard for arguing with a tripfag

>>80713639
sure it does, it means you're duplicitous

>>80713355
>All-powerful boogeyman is literally the same in both

hmm

>>80713797
Yes, you imbecile, the allies did wage war. Thats not the point. Its like saying the pope is the same as Michael Jackson, since they both had legs and talked.
There are a few nazi specifics that other ruling parties didn't partake in. See if you can guess them.

>>80709661
if that's the case then how come Disney didn't pay critics for the sake of the rotten tomatoes score?

>>80713851
>mocking X means that X is wrong

You are mentally ill, I won't respond further. Seek help.

>>80713871
The vast majority of powerful men are non-Jewish, your stormfront indoctrination aside. Stormfront shills try to damage control this fact by claiming all of the powerful non-Jews are secretly controlled by Jews.

>>80713907
>I won't respond further.

t. someone who lost an argument

>>80712824

It's because she's a parasitical sociopath rich kid who has absolutely no innate ability to empathise and so has to literally go through the process step by step.
These types can't just inherently know that they're wrong and go from there naturally. They have to be told they were wrong and then sit down and try and decipher the reason why.

This is why they always come across as disingenuous; they have to fake it all. They're absolutely not in touch with reality.

>>80713780
I would give your opinion some thought but anyone who thinks Amy Schumer isn't garbage is probably fat and ugly with no sense of humor
Oh and not everyone who thinks she's shit is a /pol/ack

>>80713965
There's not an argument to begin with, you're a ~70 IQ /pol/erina who can't even form basic logical statements. If someone says you're like an SJW, they're insulting both you and SJWs, meaning they aren't an SJW.

>>80714021
>There's not an argument to begin with

t. someone who lost an argument

>>80710972
>> Comparing Regan to Titus or Foxworthy

>>80713950
Explains why most of the corporations and media are owned by jews.

>>80714046
> why most of the corporations

Nowhere even remotely near most of the corporations, you brainwashed cunt.

>>80714083

most of the media corporations. and when you control the media you control information and the world

t. someone with a fucking antisemitism clause in his contact

>>80712895
It's literally not, though.

>>80706096
I dunno, there's a few. Does anti-government equal "right-wing"?
George Carlin was pretty anti-gov.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl6lX08MXDI

>>80714286
in his contract*

fuck i need to quit drinking

>>80713355
>mock someone for using boogeyman
>is using boogeyman himself by claiming dissenters must be from /pol/
Hypocrite.

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>>80705855
>I've been meaning to watch it just because of all the "controversy" (whining) about it
ALERT!

WARNING: IF YOUR CONTINUE IN YOUR PRESENT COURSE OF ACTION, YOU MAY, IN FACT, BE FALLING FOR A MEME INTENDED TO GET YOU TO WATCH IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!

>>80714286
The media is controlled by the population, not the way other way around. The influence of the media has also waned a lot, people get everything from wherever they prefer.

>>80713970
yea, that would explain a lot of it.

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>>80714451
>The media is controlled by the population

that brainwashing

>>80713950
>The vast majority of powerful men are non-Jewish
You serious?

I mean, dude, this isn't even a /pol/ thing, even leftist websites like Cracked spout outloud that jews run the media like it's nothing, because surprise, being jewish isn't considered an insult outside of 4chan and big company CEOs don't hide themselves or their jewish heritage. Hell even celebrities casually say on interviews that ''x is run by jews'' like Marlon Brando did.

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>>80714451
>The media is controlled by the population, not the way other way around.

>>80714544
>the media

What the fuck does the media have to do with anything? The media is a small fraction of business.

>>80714451
include me in the screencap!!!

>>80714518
>>80714585

In a capitalistic society the media is run by whatever the consumers pay for. Shows get cancelled or renewed based on how they're received. Also no one gets influenced by TV shows or Hollywood and haven't for a long time.

>>80714518
>>80714585
>being this unintelligent

>>80714605
>What the fuck does the media have to do with anything?
You mean the most powerful men in the world? who else do you think it's more powerful? The POTUS? Bahahahahaha.

Even the Rothschilds are jewish.

>>80705666
>tfw you have met Uncle Chang
Good man.

>>80714647
>In a capitalistic society the media is run by whatever the consumers pay for

Unless you've amassed enough wealth you don't need to pander to your audience and can enforce your own political views.

>>80714677
>being this much of a pawn

At least you're an "intelligent" pawn

>>80714647
How come the media tried their damnest to claim Hillary was going to win?

>>80714758
>not realising you're just a pawn to occupy other pawns

Feels good to be the 1%.

>>80714647
>Also no one gets influenced by TV shows or Hollywood and haven't for a long time.
what a broad statement to say.

>>80706530
Louis C(uc)K

>>80705855
>he literally watches things over the controversy meme

Wow, a walking talking chump. You should be embarrassed

>>80714647
>In a capitalistic society the media is run by whatever the consumers pay for

Not necessarily. If you make it (and especially market it), the goyim will pay for it. That is a general rule of thumb. And when 250 people control 85% of all media (I.E. the USA right now), they have alot of wiggle room to pick and choose what kind of messages they want to sponsor. This is the kind of thing they talk about at those secretive Bilderberg meetings

>>80714647
>Also no one gets influenced by TV shows or Hollywood and haven't for a long time.
lol Will and Grace and Queer eye did for gays in a one decade what multiple decades of activism never could

The media defines the boundaries of acceptable public discourse by who they give a platform to and who they shun

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>>80706530
>>i dont find this comedian funny
>>therefore i must tell everyone
>why does this only happen with women

It's sexist to think this way anon.
>only women are victims

it's 2017 you can let go of that hatred

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>>80714451
>>80714633
>The media is controlled by the population

>>80714860
>alot

A lot is two words. Alot is a literal meme.

>>80714913
The media is controlled by the population. Media products only exist if people pay for them.

>>80714921
Checked your periods real carefully on that post, eh bud?

>>80706195
If you cant get laughs or good comedy from insulting the afflicted or the non privileged...then explain 4chan.

Checkmate faggot

>>80714935
>YOU ARE FREE TO DO AS WE TELL YOU
>YOU ARE FREE TO DO AS WE TELL YOU
>YOU ARE FREE TO DO AS WE TELL YOU

>>80714963
Did you check them carefully?

>>80714935
>Media products only exist if people pay for them.
see >>80714703
>Unless you've amassed enough wealth you don't need to pander to your audience and can enforce your own political views.

>>80714684
wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_banks

Find me the Jewish owners here.

>muh rothschilds

>>80714935
art imitates life imitates art

>>80714963
His sentence is grammatically correct. Could a period be replaced with a comma or semi-colon? Sure. But it isn't incorrect. Not as free-flowing? Sure. But it isn't incorrect.

English not your first language, bud? Based on that sentence I'm replying to, it isn't.

>>80715011
That's a statement you need to prove though. Point out these media corporations that have been operating at a loss for at least several years in a row, it should be decades really if you're saying someone is funding their corporation out of their own pocket to push politics.

>>80715072
>That's a statement you need to prove though

This isn't a debate you cunt. If you dislike my statement that's fine. But I don't need to prove shit to you because I hold your opinion with the same value that I hold to a used condom.

>>80715128
Facts don't care about your feelings is the main thing. You're an SJW.

>>80715072
>Pushing politics necessitates operating at a loss

If the choice is between your product or nothing, people will still pay for it in full, even if they would have preferred something else. It's not like anybody with a video camera can compete with the major studios.

>Unless you've amassed enough wealth you don't need to pander to your audience and can enforce your own political views.

This is a pretty self evident possibility that doesn't require proof any more or less than the unsubstantiated assumptions in your outlook on society do

>>80715200
>Facts don't care about your feelings is the main thing. You're an SJW.

And you want those facts spoonfed to you.
>either play the game my way or don't play at all
Fuck you.

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>>80715229
You make a baseless claim with zero supporting evidence and then want other people to find the imaginary facts in support of that claim? Calling polerinas stupid is an insult to stupid people.

>>80715223
>It's self-evident

You mean unless conveniently the media CEO is a mega-powerful non-Jew like Rupert Murdoch? In which case, let me guess, they conveniently aren't controlling the population out of their own pocket?

>>80715359
>literally tell you I'm not debating
>still treats it like a debate

I bet you're a blast at parties

>>80715420
The elite of the US collude to craft a political and cultural narrative that is not in your best interest. The fact that this suggestion is so incomprehensible to so many people (shocker: it's not a white supremacist conspiracy, it's a super-rich-supremacist conspiracy!) is evidence that this very thing is being done. It would only be exceptional in human history if the media establishment was not being used as a device to control the population

>class warfare is impossible because capitalism!!

No.

>Toilet humor is bottom shelf
>Unless it's from a female, then it's funny
A male comedian talking about shit and his dick is considered horrible, so why is she consider to be funny?

>>80709885
Pretty much, minus the fact that as unfunny as lampanelli is, shes miles funnier than schumer

>>80713872
>There are a few nazi specifics that other ruling parties didn't partake in. See if you can guess them.

So employing the same methods doesnt mean two sides are identical

It comes down to intent and a few differences of methods

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>>80705666

>>80715723
kekt

It's true. It's like the Star Wars Holiday Special, it's just terrible. Not even worth it on a "so bad it's good" basis.

HOW DOES TV FEEL ABOUT LISA LAMPINELLI?

>>80706096
BOOOO !!!

>>80706530
You serious? Dane Cook was the default byword for "shit comedian" for the best part of a decade.

>>80706530
>>i dont find this comedian funny
>>therefore i must tell everyone
>why does this only happen with women

Carlos
Mencia

>>80713721
what needs are those?

>>80713721
Eliot Rodger tier.

>>80715979
Eh

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>>80713721
/pol/ is a controlled opposition group of useful idiots

>>80706096
Another one of these "Comedy is only supposed to punch up" fags who know nothing about comedy. Be more funny stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq4P-MOup4k&index=67&list=FLfHRU0wkItXPcmuAQIO8Kag

>>80705666
people... pay for this?

man, first world is so weird

>>80705666
whats with her and vagina jokes?

>>80705666
There was a female comedian I did enjoy but I forgot her name.

A year ago a friend and I did cross-country road trip and he had a play list of some stand up comedians. Among them there was a woman that had a joke about her sending a fake resume to a company that said she worked at NASA. When the company called the fake number she provided, her mother had to pretend to work at NASA while she was taking care of a baby or something.

It was so simple but she had perfect comedic timing. None of the LOL MUH VAGINA RIGHT GUISEEEE shit Amy Schumer does.

>>80713621
>who regularly push for violence against innocent people.

come on, I know you are trying to pretend but you know white people is not innocent for your kind.

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>>80713692
>The allies were trying to preserve freedom, individuality, and life

Jesus Christ, how do you have such a juvenile understanding of history?

>>80715723
that was good

>>80713621
>push for violence against innocent people
>most of them actually deserve to die

Wew lad.

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>>80706530
Who are:
Louie CK
Carlos Mencia
Jeff Dunham
Dane Cook
Sinbad
Larry The Cable Guy

This is such a stupid post it must be bait

>>80718368
This. Comedians who get tv shows wear their material out fast as fuck and become old-hat. Add Nick Kroll and Swardson to the list.
Yet only one has blamed their decline of popularity to "alt-rights". Go figure.

Imagine stealing jokes from an Always Sunny episode dedicated to mocking female comedians who tell fart and pussy jokes.

>>80718368
but only one of those people are funny

>>80718368
>Louie CK
Hack who got famous by telling racist jokes then telling people not to be racist.
>Carlos Mencia
Hack who stole routines from others, got the shit beat out of him by George, plays in bars now.
>Jeff Dunham
Hack, went away for a long time, came back, already wore his fucking welcome thin by never changing up his routine. His better stuff is when he does small crowds cause he lets lose.
>Dane Cook
Hack, AAHHHHH IM SCREAMIN! Blew up to fast.
>Sinbad
Funny, but became overly dull around the period of time it became better to say nigger and motherfucker every 5 seconds with black comedians.
>Larry The Cable Guy
Hack, His gimmick got old quick, now when people want him to talk in his normal voice he cant, he's a fucking city slicker.

The point is, all the comedians that exist now are utter dog shit, and the only good ones are dead, comedy was over run by a buncha unfunny hacks who wave a sparkler infront of a crowd and gets their attention for a grand total of 2 specials 1 year and 5 commercials.

Comedy Central is also to blame, they used to show comedian specials all the time, but then started giving talentless lards tv shows instead which made people no longer watch the network. They currently are pulling the Cops method of channel death right now "showing South Park all day until 9 at night where they show more reruns of old shit."

>>80720665
Read again, retard.

>>80708413
20-30 minutes of this special is dedicated to her smelly pussy and how hard she shits

>>80720854
>>80720665
Can either of you fucking retards follow a sequence of events?
Wow you are both idiots.
>Anon claims only women comedians get bashed for being not funny
>I present examples of many male comedians who are NOT FUNNY AND GOT BASHED.
>You idiots respond trying to bash these comedians?????
Does that clear it up you illiterate monkeys?

>>80720854
Who's this George guy that beat up mencia? And did he do it cause of the joke theft or...?

>>80721626
George Lopez, came right the fuck up on stage after Mencia lifted his joke with him in the audience, beat the ever living shit out of him and went on to claim "EY ITS CAUSE GEORGE DOSENT WANT OTHER LATINO COMEDIAN!"

There was also an altercation "no fight" between Mencia and Rogan, who had a bunch of comedians confront Mencia about his thefts, even his piss ass buddies confirmed Mencia stole their shit too.

Amy Schumer is pretty much a female Carlos Mencia. With the same career trajectory that Dane Cook had (except when Dane sold out that stadium, he didn't bitch at "haters")

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>>80721987
Cool gif, which reddit did you get it from?

>>80705666
what's with all the vagina jokes? she should do jokes about fisting her anus until its rips and starts to bleed all over the place...that would progressive and the fags would love it.

>>80705666
we are in a civil war that hasn't gone hot yet, everything will be political bickering until it escalates to violence and one side destroys the other just as it has happened thousands of times throughout history.

>>80722677
>obvious bait

>I [umm] I don’t know if you guys know this but this past year i’ve gotten rich, famous, and humble.
>And maybe you caught this. I don’t know who saw this. Uh I tweeted out a photo of myself wearing just underwear, nothing but underwear. Thank you just the woman. REEEEEEEEE! WTF YOU MUHSOGNIST. PIECES OF SHIT.
>I feel like every comedian needs a leather special. Get it goys that’s why I’m wearing leather.
>I’m getting blacked out drunk *makes baby noises towards wine bottle*
>have you ever time traveled when you got blacked out drunk. It’s kinda cool cause you’re a time traveler.
>One time in college I came out of a black out while a stranger was going down on me.
>He’s brave and my hero for licking my barn yard pussy.
>Haha do you ever clean your pussy really well like Minority Report style.
>Guess what happens guys if we have a detachable shower head. We clean our pussy with it.
>Did I tell you? My big pussy smells like a small barnyard animal. Like a goat
>I feed my pussy food pellets.
>On it’s worst day after i’m black out my pussy is like ISIS. It’s fucked up.
>[Pussy is supposed to smell naturally like a landfill. Girl Power.]
>[Pussy smells like a homeless person]
>[More smelly pussy]
>[Please eat my smelly pussy]
>[I want guys to lick my barn yard pussy but I don’t wanna kiss them afterwards]
>I wish I was a guy. And had a dick
NOT EVEN FUCKING LYING
>I like cum I want to make snow angels in them.
>I like to look at myself on the television.
>PATRIARCHY IS EVERYWHERE
>I’m a dead fish in bed and men do all the work in bed.
>Weak joke about her bf cuming on her head.
>News flash: Men want to cum on women's tits.

Made it 17 minutes. Not one creative joke.

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>>80723403
Fuck she's brave

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>>80706383
>ifunny

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>>80705887
>reverse SJWs
ban this word here please

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>>80715589
lmao what's wrong with this people
never go full SJW

Now where could my pipe be

>>80710691
if you read the bad reviews many of them come from her own fanbase

turns out nobody likes hearing about smelly vaginas for the 50th time

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>>80715723

>>80713593
I was telling my roommate how bad it was and then we watched it together. Its almost so bad its good. Not quite there but close.

>>80705666
It's fucking hilarious it's just a bunch of straight white males who are shitting on it because the idea of a female talking about their vagina for a very brief moment scares the hell out of them.

>>80709639
This is awful m8.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5W6JyF7br8

>>80725852
Its not scary shes just not funny. ive heard females comedians do vagina jokes well. Its not the topic its the shitty comedian

>>80705666
>uncle chang
mah nigga

>>80726119
Uh huh sure whatever you say white boy.

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>>80712895

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>>80706195
>and their obsession with me keeps growing

She's right about this. You've guys have been making threads about her nonstop and I've been finding her more strangely attractive each time. Even started jacking off to Miss Piggy to prepare myself for when I finally get a boner over her.

>>80705666
Amy "General Fatton" Schumer
Amy "Apocalypse Cow" Schumer
Amy "The Guns Of Provolone" Schumer
Amy "Sandwiches Of Iwo Jima" Schumer
Amy "The Fat Patrol" Schumer
Amy "A-Pack-Of-Chips Now!" Schumer
Amy "McHale's Gravy" Schumer
Amy "U-571lbs" Schumer
Amy "Zero Talks Dirty" Schumer
Amy "Arby's Macht Fries" Schumer
Amy "They Were Expandable" Schumer
Amy "The Dirty Dozen Doughnuts" Schumer
Amy "The Battle of the Bulge" Schumer
Amy "G*A*S*H" Schumer
Amy "The Big Fed One" Schumer
Amy "Hack Saw A Fridge" Schumer
Amy "Waddlecanal" Schumer
Amy "Hamburger Shill" Schumer
Amy "All Quiet On the Weightloss Front" Schumer
Amy "Sergeant Pork" Schumer
Amy "M*A*S*H*E*D" Schumer
Amy "A Few Good Menus " Schumer
Amy "The Dessert Fox" Schumer
Amy "Cookie Jarhead" Schumer
Amy "Band Of Blubbers" Schumer
Amy "Schindler's Grocery List" Schumer
Amy "Dumbkike" Schumer
Amy "Ham Hock Down" Schumer
Amy "Pearl Heartburn" Schumer
Amy "Flags Of Our Fatties" Schumer
Amy "Behind Enemy Swines" Schumer
Amy "G.I. Hoe" Schumer
Amy "Three Burger Kings" Schumer
Amy "Tora Tora Tora my pants" Schumer

>>80706096

Ah yes, comedy has to 'punch up'

No, comedy should aim at everyone and anyone.

South Park is an example of comedy that attacks everyone and excels because of it.

>>80711258
>>80718368
/tv/ fucking LOVED Louie until he started hurting /pol/'s feefees.

>>80705666
Stand up comedy isn't funny. No stand up comedian has ever been funny.

>>80706735
Jeff Dunham is a full shade better than the rest of those acts and Larry the Cable Guy is an exploitation persona by someone of slightly above local theatre method ability. Good point you made, though.

>>80706195
>on line

Stopped reading right there. We need to stop making stupid people famous.

>>80714935

Yet media creates people's wants and needs.

Wew lad. You just failed to convince anyone of anything.

>>80706096

>the point of satire is to comfort the afflicted by afflicting the comfortable

Umm no? Last I checked, hippies were not afflicted.

The trick to good comedy is to tell the truth wrapped in the form of a joke.

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>>80705666
R O P P E D
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>>80727439
ofc she's a jew, did you really need to look that up

>>80708818
HEEEYEEEAAAH PLAYIN WITH THE BOYS

>>80727488
her mother's genes are white

>>80727439
not a trew jew if its not from the mothers side.

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>>80726473
He didn't hurt anybody's feefees, he came out a somewhat of a cuck, so we lost respect and started mocking him. That =/= hurting our feelings. Are you retarded by chance?

>>80713950
>Rockefellers aren't Jewish
ha fucking ha