Best SW since TESB >although I do understand why so many

>>80688927
>movie starts
>bunch of stormtroopers on a ship, flying to exterminate some locals in a backwater planet
>it aint me starts playing

unironically my favourite star wars.

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>>80689740
mine too desu

>>80689680
What?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5drYkLiLI8

>>80688927

Probably because it has too many characters and the first half is absolutely boring. I know three people that literally fell asleep.

FA is better. This one has most of the same problems and more, it just has the original trilogy to fix its problems.

There was nothing even remotely smart about this modern day action Marvel romp.

After TFA I didn't think Disney could sink any lower, but oh my god, I was wrong.

>>80690255

was it your grandmother, your grandfather and your home care attendant?

>>80690255

Also the writing was ATROCIOUS. It stands out most with the Tarkin scenes. Go back and watch Tarkin in New Hope. He is terse, he is threatening, he is controlled. In this he's WORDS WORDS WORDS. Same with every other scene with any amount of dialogue. Could cut 10 minutes out of that movie by having the actors act more and the writers write less, and it would be a better movie.

the people who didn't like this are the same people who wrote a philosophical thesis on BVS and thoroughly enjoyed TFA.

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* Record scratch *

* Freeze frame *

Yup that's me. I got the Princess on board too. You're probably wondering how a "diplomatic mission" involves destruction of 2 Star Destroyers, a planetary shield generator and some of the Empire's high brass! Well here's how they lazily put it all together..

* Strings build *

>>80691135
She was literally just lying/stalling.

>>80689680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWqTj-LuXCs

Skip to 9:40

>>80692848
Stalling on their way to Tatooine? Makes sense. It's a good thing project Death Star's head honcho, Grand Moff Tarkin, wasn't around. He'd probably have felt the force in her presence.

>>80693173
Vader knew she was lying.

>>80693253
Vader "lied" to her about going through restricted space, rather than saying "gotcha". A Sith Lord too. Cunt wants to go back into his fish tank and have a quiet word with himself.

b-but reddit letter media said it was a shit flick

>>80688927
ew she's fucking ugly.

>>80688927
At first I enjoyed it but I realized it was a very "on the surface" enjoyment when I saw it again. Once the dazzle dies off, you realize that it is indeed poorly written and the performances are across the board either passable or bad.

It just isn't that strong of a film, OP and TFA was an objectively better shot film. I know that may trigger you...but rip this bandaid off now. I know some of you want to pretend that TFA is "le worst everer" but it is probably the REAL best entry since Empire. So far.

If you go out of your way to hate TFA then you are an angry brainlet.

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>>80693525
If you're gay yeah

>>80693579
>It's an action film.
Get that clear in your head.

I like your wording but er... I really didn't have to try to hate tfa, it's shit. The content behind the words makes me think you're an idiot.

>>80691019
lol

>>80690307
>Read first response

>>80690255
>Probably because it has too many characters
Dingdingding!
>It wos 2 hord tuh follow...

>>80693506
Did you see his review, he couldn't find a single actual thing wrong with it. The fucking jewtube comment section tears him apart.

Throwaway garbage. Direct to video tier.

>>80690307
>It's an action film.
Get that clear in your head.

Star wars was never deep

>>80693916
>it's an action film
So that excuses it for being poorly written? Actiom films still need to be...good. Would you prefer just a tech demo? Is Transformers your favorite film?
>The content behind the words makes me think you're an idiot.
>y-you an idiot heehee
Nice rebuttal there you dumb faggot.

>>80688927
>best since tesb

Correct, but that's only because ANH and ROTJ are better than tesb.

>>80693994
>Star wars was never deep
Has nobody watched the original trilogy here? The characters were well-developed. It was an adventure with likable characters

pretty much everyone liked it so i'm not sure what you're whining about. assume you're just trying to get some people to say more positive things about it for validation?

>>80694091
they were very charming and memorable, much more so than any of the new characters, but they weren't deep lmao.

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>>80694034
>Nice rebuttal there you dumb faggot.
That was your rebuttal as well! haha!

...

Have you ever seen Rambo?

>>80694060
I see what you did there but you know full well that's not what I meant!

>>80694091
lol holy shit

>>80694100
>Try reading the thread

>>80694216
Maybe for your generation...

>they weren't deep lmao.
exactly

>>80688927
it was shit though

>>80691019
r1 and tfa were both garbage anon

>>80693916
>If you're gay yeah
she was way too old for the character she was playing

Best SW since the first two, yes, but that is nothing like the statement people think it is. Without the shine of nostalgia, ANH and ESB are only slightly better than the prequels and ROTJ. The whole universe is full of plot-holes and logical inconsistancies, and Lucas dialogue is legitimately terrible.

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>>80694565
Op here, I 96% agree with you, only thing is
>slightly better
but this could due to a subjective interpretation of the meaning and context of the word "slightly"

>>80694498
Still bangin tho

>>80691019
Not true. I hated this, TFA, and BvS. They all suck ass.

>>80693019
Cool video

>>80694318
Rambo was well-written. Are you just retarded? Movies still have to be GOOD.

R1 just wasn't that good. Holy shit, you are autistic.

>>80689680
That was badass in TFA. RO's opening was terrible.

>>80695324
>Rambo was well-written
Hahahah

>>80694565
>ESB
>only slightly better than prequels
Neck yourself immediately

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Tried watching this garbage earlier. Turn it off after 20 mins. They must've introduced at least half a dozen characters during those 20 minutes. None of whom I could give a shit about. The characters weren't interesting, the circumstances weren't interesting, the dialogues weren't interesting. The fucking cgi world looks like it was made by some weeb from deviantart.

Check imdb. It's 8/10.

>tfw you're no longer a pleb

>>80695353
But it was, anon.

>>80694565
Logical inconsistencies maybe, but plot holes are always explained away outside the movies.

>>80695398
You are all plebs here. If you need to identify yourself as pleb/not pleb, you are the real pleb

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>People still care about Star Wars

lol I know it's probably a terrible movie, but when I watch it I will try to force myself to love it. I want to enjoy Star Wars, y'know?

>>80695715
TFA was good. I don't know why you underagers are still trying to keep this meme going that it sucked

>film resolves how the plans got to Leia's ship
>literally zero explanation for how Leia's ship is stopped after the jump to hyperspace

>>80695815
Fill in the gaps yourself, it's not that hard to think of a plausible scenario.

>>80695815
They were headed to Tatooine, that's why they stopped at Tatooine.

>>80695775
It has plot holes out the ass and is a giant insult to the entire story and cast of the original trilogy and even the prequels. Worst of all it's total hackery even worse than when Lucas copied OT shots into the PT. Some dipshit on 4chan calling me underaged isn't going to change those facts.

How awesome was Vaders home tho. I want a house like that one day. I'd be like, come in and take a seat to all the sales people and they'd be like, no way dude .

>>80695902
>years of launching probes all over the galaxy to find a hidden base
>pinpoints a single ship 5 minutes later

believable

>>80695920
I agree that it has plot holes but everything else you said was just a bunch of crying with no substance.
>these are facts, my opinions became facts somehow
Right.

Can you give me a criticism that isn't just copy-pasting what other edgy 14 year old faggots say? Care to elaborate?

>>80695353
shut the fuck up youngfag

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>>80696028
Implying they didn't just ask Raddus where they were headed

>>80695902
To? No. They were fleeing FROM the scene of a crime, of which they were the instigators. They are rebel scum without honor or continuity.

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>>80689680
>Stormtroopers
You mean right wing deathsquad right?

>>80696160
They literally mention they're going to pick up Obi Wan.

>>80693173
Bail told her about Obi-wan, and he probably sent her to recruit him. Also Tatooine is basically the galactic ghetto, so if they were trying to evade the Empire that's the place to do it, not where the Empire is centered.

Why didn't Vader just grab the plans with the force?

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in my top 5 desu

>>80697013
Watching this right now. Bitch can't act. And she's not even pleasant to look at. What's with those teeth? Fucking disgusting brit bong pig.

I'm watching this as a comedy. Makes it more tolerable.

>>80696545
You're assuming he knew that one guy in the back trying to open the door was holding death star plans

>>80697290
DELETE THIS

>>80695398
>The fucking cgi world looks like it was made by some weeb from deviantart.

Outing yourself as a moron right there.

>>80697290
Whats your favorite movie? Just curious.

Why are you on 4chan while watching a movie?

>>80699711
Got something to say nerd?
>>80699810
Kill yourself redditor.

Saw it 4 times at the theater. I love R1.

why did they all have to die?

that's pretty harsh for a children's franchise, desu

>>80694318

wow is that a real poster?

don't they get backlash when the nips who go see it realize he's just a small role?

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Hey when a torrent uses 6 channel audio how do I make it 2 channel. I don't have surround sound but that's what all the decent rips of this movie uses I guess.

>>80701507
Natalie Alyn Lind?

>>80701425
It is a character poster, anon...

>>80701949
Yes but can you please answer my question. seem more and more movies are using 6ch audio. :/

>>80688927

>ROGUE ONE IS THIS GENERATION'S EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

>>80688927
watching this made me realize how stupid star wars is and how stupid i was for liking it. forrest whitaker was funny for the 5 minutes he was in it, though.

>LIES
>DECEPTION
>EVERY DAY, MORE LIES

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love it my man.
heres my rankins.


5>4>R1/6>1>2/3>7

To the people who say they like this shit, what the fuck do you like about it?

>>80688927
I really liked this movie, especially the beginning. Cinematic af

Also space fascist is just cool

>>80697646
Of course he did. That ship is 1200m long with dozens of floors. Why was he in that EXACT corridor, right after the first rebel scumbag downloaded it, and then he went chasing the memory card all the way to the hanger before Leia's ship detached from the docking clamps?

Do you even Force bro?

>>80701507

First of all: Get a decent sound system, at least 5.1 if you want to actually enjoy movies

Second of all: If you are watching on your computer, any decent soundchip automatically downmixes surround sound to stereo in absence of a surround system.

I would say the OT is still better, even ROTJ. But Rogue One is objectively the best Star Wars since 1983

>>80693579
Yes, TFA has best entry, because right since Kylo Ren kills oldman instead reading his mind first whole flick stopped make any sense. Nice try though.

I'm 25 minutes into Rogue One. This is the slowest Star Wars movie I've ever seen, which would be fine if the slowness was counterbalanced with emotion. Instead every character is robotic. Fuck this movie.

WHAT IS SHE PROPOSING?

POST MUMMY-BUNNY

>>80699810
whay are you on 4chan at all reddit?

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How'd you folks enjoy our corporate rebellion package? Remember, saying "iRebel" at the Disneyworld gates get you 2% off entrance fees! Don't forget to bring the whole family!

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>>80707039
>because right since Kylo Ren kills oldman instead reading his mind first whole flick stopped make any sense

>>80708563
>REBBIT REBBIT REBBIT REEEE

>>80706981
>first of all, my opinion that you didn't ask for
>second of all, condescending misinformation using big words so I sound smart

great post faggot

>>80708674
>implying one of the largest conservative donors would donate money to a liberal corporation like Disney.

>>80709179
>big words
are you retarded?

>>80709132
>proving my point

>>80695328
>That was badass in TFA
rofl. that entire sequence was awful

>>80688927
I thought that TFA was the first genuinely bad Star Wars movie but R1 actually made me wish I was watching it again I was that bored and unimpressed. The only character with a personality to speak of was the quip-droid, and that personality is solely brought out by his quips. The entirety of the protagonist's development occurs during one scene where she looks at a hologram. 2/3 of the cast are completely superfluous, not even pushing the narrative forwards with their actions, just filling out poster-space. This movie has absolutely nothing going for it.

>>80709487
that robot was an embarrassment, both movies were complete shit

>>80709523
I thought that Standard Gabriel's lines to Kylo in TFA were bad but quip-droid is taken right out of Guardians of the Galaxy.

>>80709523
>people who complain about the new comic relief robots probably think C3PO was genius writing.

>>80688927
It's boring as shit and the characters are more wooden than an Amish barn.

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>>80700414
Damn man I can't wait for it to come out on BR

>>80701395
Meh. We should talk more about death in society desu, it's retarded how so many people pretend it isn't going to happen.

>>80704612
lol 7 was shit but was it that bad? worse then 1?

>>80709487
>TFA was the first genuinely bad Star Wars movie
Anybody who take you seriously after this is a moron, namely >>80709523

>>80709745
you were born in the 90's right?

>>80709934
yep, why?

>>80709998
your posts just scream it

>>80710271
Do go on, I'm interested in why you have to say.
>Don't leave me hanging here in suspense

When are you born?

>>80709315
How, faggot? Yelling that someone is rebbit just makes you look foolish
>t. Different anon

>>80709560
What the fuck is a Standard Gabriel?

>>80688927
I liked it. The only thing that was distracting to me was the cgi characters.

Solid 6/10 movie.

>>80710468
fuck off reddit

>>80710570
Fuck off you're embarrassing yourself cunt

>>80697290
kek, posting while watching a movie and thinks his opinion is relevant
you are the kind of people who ruin this board

>can't use green arrows
>only like space fairy tale movies that are gritty

>>80710585
Yes, that was a flaw imo

>>80710796
Look how angry you are

If this is Rogue 1. How they going to make Rogue 2 when all the dudes are dead?

>>80710719
Double down then, newfriend

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>113 posts
>not a single picture of Bunny's teeth
You disappoint me /tv

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>>80711374
look how new you are

>>80711374
he's pretty pathetic isn't he?

>>80711646
You have been talking to two different anons, kiddo.

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>>80711398
>How they going to make Rogue 2 when all the dudes are dead?
Who you gonna call?

>>80710796
>WTF YOU NEVER WATCHED DRIVE BEFORE? MY ENTIRE SECRET EBIN CLUB LOVES DRIVE YOU CUNT OMFG I AM LITERALLY SHAKING WTF

>>80711646
also, I think Drive sucks and I can't stand Gosling as an actor so I saw this flick once maybe a decade ago. Excuse the fuck out of me that I missed your Drive memespeak

>>80711783
so have you
>>80711835
I only took over this conversation halfway through
>>80711898
also i didn't even make that post

>>80709179
>great post faggot

I guess you did not even understand the very simple information I gave. You then resorted to calling me names.

Underage. And apparently not yet learned to think for yourself.

>>80709179
He just said your shit boxes will play the high quality audio just fine you dunce.
It'll just be in a shit quality because your sound system is shit, as you have admitted in your very question.
There's your goddamn translation mr. bigwordsconfuseandangerme

I feel like it would have been fine children's book-like story if I cared for any of the characters. But aside from the blind dude they are all extremely bland especially the bunny. Still, some scenes like stars turning into the death start and planet slowly blowing up were cool but overall I didn't like it as a story.

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>>80711440

Is it out on blu-ray?

>>80717385
>being this stupid

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Have you guys noticed how the trailer movie is very different from the actual release?, I mean there were so many red flags in that shit that should have made the movie irremediable dogshit

can somebody explain?

Why trailer rogue one is more edgy than the actual movie?

>>80717893
jesus christ

>>80704612
>1 above anything that isn't 7
Garbage opinion desu.

>>80717711
Knock off Nigel detected

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>>80695775
Underage detected.

>>80704612
>1>3
This has to be a shitpost.

Photoshop is the only way to make this pig looks good.

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>>80719844
Fuckyeah

Rogue One actually felt like fucking Star Wars. It really says something that the movie set exactly 30 minutes before A New Hope has more new and interesting things to look at than the movie that takes place 30 years after the films and could really do whatever they wanted.

As slow as Rogue One was (which I don't think is a problem, I'll admit the characters aren't terribly deep but the actors make them likable enough and the movie has great eye candy to make up for it), Episode 7's pacing issues were way more glaring.

Why did Han show up on the Falcon exactly 30 seconds after Finn and Rey successfully stole it? And what was the point of the entire Maz planet besides boring exposition? That was so much worse than any of the "boring" parts in R1.

I understand not liking Rogue One (though I do think it's the third best Star Wars movie) but I absolutely cannot comprehend how someone could think it's worse than 7.

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I wanna fuck that bunny.

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If you think any Disneymarvel Star Wars content is above 2/10 you are a part of the problem.

It's okay to want to fuck Felicity Jones, but that doesn't make the movie good.

>>80688927
Well when compared to FA, R1 definitely looks and sounds better, seems like the budget went to good use when talking about visual storytelling and how the cgi should be applied to it. FA had better story behind it's characters tho, but the picture isn't as convincing as R1 I hope Rian Johnson corrects the mistakes of JJ and gives the new trilogy the needed quality and depth.

>>80688927
I thought I would hate it, but it felt like an actual Star Wars movie.

I liked it.

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>>80696206
>tfw you might be able to join a RWDS in the near future

Please god make it happen soon.

>>80721384
Yeah, I went in with very low expectations after TFA but was pleasantly surprised.

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Great movie, fuck the /tv/eenagers trying to be cool.

>>80691135

That and you see a scene with both robots still on rebel base after the toad captain took off already.

I liked it too. Although I wasn't expecting anything.

Still way better than the reboot though.

Although the pace is still ridiculously fast...

They should have had that qt from 50 shades of Grey instead

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>>80711440

>>80722397
>after the toad captain took off already.
Didn't they say he was taking off

stop sexualizing Felicity

>>80718204
Oh yes, I must be underage because I don't subscribe to the meme of TFA being da worstest everer

>>80693019
>and even a Jew
>cuts to lizard person
lmao

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>>80725682
>>>either underaged or retarded

>>80688927
>Best SW since TESB
I wouldn't go that far, I think Return was better if only for the entire Throne Room sequence and soundtrack. But it's certainly shows there's hope for Star Wars under Disney after the garbage that was 7 and is the rumors for 8.

>>80727079
Neither, you reactionary parroting faglord. Form your own opinions and don't just adopt what legitimately autistic retards say on here. TFA was not that bad. You can pretend it was all you want.

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I love how you stupid twats all bash Star Wars, yet you neckbeard fucks will all be seeing The Last Jedi later this year and help the franchise to keep breaking records.

Fucking retards!

>>80727776
I like Star Wars and think Disney has put the franchise in the best shape since Return of the Jedi. I even enjoy Rebels. If you put shitposting aside, you'd admit that this is the beat possible outcome for Star Wars fans. George was autistic and the prequels were trash. Disney was the best thing to happen to Star Wars in decades.

Go and call me a shill though.

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>>80718745
>>80718953
>>80719001
>>80719121
>>80719378
>>80719764
>>80719844
>>80720168
>>80720401
>>80720603
>you will never give Felicity Jones an enema and watch her emptying her bowels on your chest

When this movie is good, it's great, but sadly that is a small section of the movie. The first 2 thirds of the movie are boring and unmemorable, but the final third is awesome and the best Star Wars I've seen since ESB

Liking Star Wars alone makes you a brainlet. You're deluding yourself if you think anything other than it's influence is great.

>>80721420
why does the doggo wears the mask

>>80688927
the first act was pretty mediocre, but the rest got it right. Rogue One felt more like old school, TFA felt something like an young adult version of ANH

>>80693506
>b-but reddit letter media said it was a shit flick

Remember how they spent like two months straight crying about people not slurping up their shitty opinion about it

>>80688927
Gareth Edwards is the most overhyped director since Mel Gibson

>>80722397
Another glaring inconsistency anon, I never once seen them boarding Leia's ship.

Also in ANH the old guy who runs the Death Star project (Grand Moff Tarkin, who out-ranks Vader, despite Vader's bizarre behavior in R1) says the weapon isn't operational. Clearly it was in R1, so why doesn't he remember this?

Oh and another one. If you look carefully you can see he's real person in ANH but clearly he's just a computer generated person in R1. Lazy, lazy writing and filming.

>>80732378
In R1 they only test fire the Death Star laser at minimum power with most of it's reactors not online.

Alderaan is the first time the Death Star's actual planet killing ability works.

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>>80732494
>planet killing ability
The Death Star could spend a half hour firing off shots at minimal power and still leave a planet devoid of life and resembling a huge golf ball. That shit is operational my friend.

>>80733161
he's either retarded or still in denial over how shit the movie was anon

>>80688927
I love it. My brother-in-law thinks it might be the best overall.

>>80725901
Kek. I didn't catch that first time.

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>go into bait thread on /tv/
>soar past retarded op
>see other retarded posts
>it ain't me starts playing

>>80733381
What a fucking moron

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>>80733521
Your counter-argument leaves much to be desired.

>>80733161

How does that work if planets are flat?

>>80733666
The only people who like Rogue One are either hyper-casual moviegoers who think Twilight was a fantastic vampire movie, trolling bait/shitposters, or idiots, or all of the above. It's been explained over and over and over again why R1 sucks, so if you still need an explanation, then leave.

>>80733666
that wasn't even an argument, that was stating a fact.

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>>80733381
You let your sister marry a mentally disabled person?

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>>80733982

It's my brother's husband, anon....

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>>80734874
Fucking queers.

Best since Empire isn't the highest bar to pass, even though it's true

>>80731183
>literally not what happened at all

>>80735952
It isn't true. Some of you are just retarded.

>>80736270

Actually that's exactly what happened.

>>80696093
Not that anon. But how about it literally regurgitating the plot from ANH or it openly milking star wars nostalgia for max profits. I would say it would be on par with episode 1 sans Jar Jar or episode 2 sans Lucas's shitty attempts at writing romance. Honestly TFA was as if JJ was directing another mediocre star trek movie that just happened to be called star wars.

I walked in on my roommate playing Oblivion the other day. He was going to make a character and it put all the sliders in the center.

I shit you not, it looked like every male character from Rogue One.

>>80737219
No, it wasn't. What happened is that some of you sperged the fuck out that your friend simulator didn't agree verbatim with you on TFA then when R1 came out, some of you sperged out again sp they made fun of you.

You were the joke you oblivious retard. They weren't crying, they were making fun of you. But if that is what you need to tell yourself at night, go for it.

>>80738157

>Red Letter Media
>friend simulator

I seriously believe that this is the only reason why some people like them.

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>>80738043
>Not that anon. But how about it literally regurgitating the plot from ANH
Yes, and nobody was hiding this fact.
>or it openly milking star wars nostalgia for max profits.
Please explain without memes, why this is actually a bad thing? Since it isn't.
>I would say it would be on par with episode 1
You are being retarded now, go to bed before you really embarrasss yourself.

>>80738253
I like them, not because they are a friend simulator, I just find their commentaries entertaining and I like seeing what movies they discuss. I'm a huge B movie tard myself.

>>80688927
It's a bit of a chore to get through but it's a rewarding chore.

>>80738275
> Agree with me on all points on the flaws of TFA
> Can't understand why it is on par with ep1 that was milking the same nostalgia from old trilogy whose flaws latter become apparent as the hype and nostalgia fades

Yeah, I am the one embarrassing myself here

>>80739494
You didn't answer any of my questions and no, I don't agree with you. If you seriously think TFA is as bad as Phantom Menace, you are either baiting me or a retard. Fucking christ. Again, why is noatalgia bad as a marketing tool? Can you explain in more thematic, structural or technical terms why you didn't like it?

Look, I know you don't have a real opiniom on the film kiddo. I cringe pretty hard when people compare it to the prequels. I usually just stop listening at that point and just assume you are underage or baiting me.

>>80739634
*nostalgia

>>80739494
>whose flaws latter become apparent as the hype and nostalgia fades
Outside of this malaysian hentai board, this didn't happen and TFA went on to make nearly what, 3 times what TPM did? It was the largest opening weekend of any Star Wars film, proceedes by the strongest DVD and digital copy sales of any Star Wara film.

This sentiment is really just a small minority, bud. Unless your argument that all of the strong film salea were actually all a product of brainwashing and "i-it doesn't c-c-count!! Naah naah!"

>>80720603
If you think any Star Wars content is above 2/10, you're a fucking moron and probably a child.

It was a solid movie.

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>>80740786
>Empire Strikes Back
>is only 2/10
Wew, lad

>>80740814
No.

The ending was good. The beginning and middle sucked.

>>80740827
Fine 1/10 then.

>>80740856
Don't disagree with me faggot.

>>80741008
Your tastes must be shit if you think groundbreaking films like the first 2 Star Wars films (ignoring anything they did for cinema) are 1/10.

Loved R1 but pretty much everything with Saw gerera could be removed and the film would be better

>>80741048
I just did. What you going to do about it?

>>80741088
Fuck your dad.

>>80741061
Yes cause they did nothing for cinema.

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>>80728457

space bits were legit but overall very low test movie

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>>80741139
Ah, so you are retarded then? I don't get why people who have no real knowledge about film, come here to spurt out their shit opinions about shit they don't even know about.

>>80741156
Are your fists shaking, brainlet?

>>80741139

Are you serious?

>>80741139
Anon, you can have any opinion you want on the films but to pretend they had no major impact on American cinema is mind-numbingly autistic.

>>80741284

No, I posted the wrong pic.

I actually agree with you.

>>80741241
Fuck you're right. Still shit movies though.

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>>80741335
>mind-numbingly autistic.

How the fuck do you guys fall for such bait?

>>80741346
Well, the fucking planet and the modern lexicon of American pop culture disagree with you.
>#fedoratip

>>80741384
Thanks.

>>80724089
>>80715299
HHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

All the star wars movie have been 6/10's for me, including this one.

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>SW FINALLY, AFTER 30 FUCKING YEARS, manages to make a war kino movie on the level of ESB
>Storm troopers and rebel fighters are actually competent soldiers that are legit threats to each other
>Vader is deliciously evil like he was always written
>Finally get an antagonist on the level of Tarkin in Krennic
>For the first time in the entire series there are no fag dancing jedi spewing metaphysical horseshit that goes out the window as soon as the fighting starts
>one of the legit 3 movies in existence that actually has space battle kino
>get to see a literally 45 long extended multi level battle that covers garrison, ground, beach, jungle, air, space, and boarding party combat
>weeabo autistic lardass manchildren hate it because they have to remember the names of more than 3 characters and there's no fag jeddy jeddy slash slash
>solid supporting cast of characters that make you sad when they die even though you know its coming
>quality female lead that, other than one baton scene, has zero RAWR girl power feminist sjw horseshit scenes
>other than Leia, Jyn is the only female character in the entire series that is completely worthless

You faggots have had literally 7 god damn movies, dozens of video games, like 5 fucking cartoons, HUNDREDS of comics and books revolving around your kiddie world dog shit jedi nonsense but we can't have one fucking movie dedicated to a battlefront style production?

Fuck off back to your mommy's basement you twinky eating cocksuckers.

>>80741475
Too bad the writing and acting were shit. Too bad the film is just a bland mess.

This movie looked nice.

>>80741524
>writing and acting were shit
objectively false

>bland mess
if you're a retarded child. Don't worry r9k you'll have more cartoons soon I'm sure

what did saw guerera even do in this?

>>80741475
why the heck dont space cops get some guns which use wifi to synchronize so they fire at the same time. if black science man's strategy is to deflect bullets with his sword why dont they just shoot three bullets in a triangle shape at the same time

>>80741554
>objectively false
Look how blindly stupid you are
>if you don't think my poorly made flick is amazing, you are retarded
Buddy, it's just poorly executed. It tries to do too much and has no actual depth to it, none of it makes any sense, none of the characters make any sense

The Vader scene was cool...and...that's it. You must be retarded or easily amused by dumb shit.

>>80741475
>600x600
>16:9

how does this happen?

This movie was absolutely pointless and awful. Anyone who doesn't agree with my objective fact is a low IQ subhuman trap fapper

>>80741554
Only a retarded child would use reddit as an insult.

None of the characters had discernible personalities or identities beyond one-note caricatures. They were as impossible to care about as the plot, which was a foregone conclusion anyway. It doesn't stand up as a film on its own, and it fails even as a prequel, adding nothing of value to the world of Star Wars and failing even to be entertaining.

Now, you try to tie your feelings about Rogue One to observations about the film and we have a discussion.

>>80741629
>you must be retarded or easily amused by dumb shit

Shhhh. Go back to playing KOTOR mommy will bring you some gam gams soon.

>>80740985
qt

>>80741734
>make an entire list of observations to why the movie was decent
>"try to tie your feelings"

No, I don't need an emotional connection with a movie because I'm not some god damn autistic manchild. Go back to stroking yourself while you're stare at your flatchested Rey poster.

>>80741743
This...this isn't even an argument? Also, the fuck is wrong with KOTOR?

Explain to me what any of the characters personalities are? Go for it. It is prequel-tier bad. Nobody has any clear motivation to do anything besides maybe Jyn.

>>80689740
>same.

>>80695815

You're a fucking moron. You can't just jump in any direction, you'd hit an asteroid or a planet or a star as you accelerated to hyperspace. The directiont they jumped gave them away.

because jin a cute CUTE

Official Power Rankings

R1>V>IV>VI>III>I>TFA>II

>>80693975
Not an argument

>>80704612
You ranked 7 last which means you are automatically correct

>>80741554
The writing was shit.

uhh anyone with taste knows daisy is cuter.

>>80743106

>they got me cause natalie portman said no

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>>80696206
Still waiting on the fucking shadow troopers

The Darth Vader scene was the first time I didn't see him a as walking respirators

mate, i honestly just watched it again and it's actually bretty gud.

The ending was fucking cash. Still pleb shit though.

>>80743154
Source on this bullshit claim that makes no sense since Padme is dead by the time of Rogue One?

>>80688927
Probably my favorite star wars out of all of them.

>>80743718
Goddamnit, this contrarian shit needs to end. Are you really trying to convince me that you enjoyed this more than Empire?

>>80688927
>>80688927
>2 hours worth of slow plot building that could have been done in a half an hour or an hour tops and kept it moving.
>Very slow broken pacing with a lot of unnecessary dialogue.
>uninteresting burger king kids club diversity casting.
>All the humor was dead on arrival.
>the only redeeming point was the final battle, everything leading up to it was trash.

But for those who really loved the Empire strikes back. This is the closest to it. I personally think TESB is the most overrated star wars and this is a reskinning of the same. The exact same tone, the exact same pacing problems, expecting major battles to be enough to carry a movie that doesn't have substance or a soul.

Rogue One is very literally the worst star wars. And had the last battle not existed I was prepared to just advise people to skip it entirely. HOWEVER it does have one of the coolest final battles of any of them, but if the rest of the movie is 3/10, the best I can give it is 5/10. A good last half hour does not redeem the two hours of crap before it.

And Vader was amazing but the little 5 minute teaser was not enough. They missed a golden chance to show, in his prime Vader, with new technology in order to put in a completely forgettable villain.

Like with ESB, faggots will always say "muh darkness" when talking about Rogue One. A darker tone, done right, can be a great thing; but that alone does not redeem a turd of a movie.

This is the shittiest Star Wars by miles.

>>80743853
I did not even being a contrarian, I don't think any of the star wars movies were amazing or all that groundbreaking. I watched the original trilogy when I was a kid and loved them but rewatching them made me realize they weren't all that great. I actually enjoyed this one and thought it was a solid film and it did feel more like star wars than TFA. I will admit I thought Felicity Jones was a total qt in this and maybe it makes my opinion a bit bias

>>80744057
Fucking Christ what is honestly wrong with you people?

>>80743853
Not the dude you're replying to...

I'll see that and raise you one, Empire itself was a fucking super overrated Star Wars, as I see it, weakest of the original trilogy by miles.

In 1st-3rd grade I had an after school day care that had exactly 3 movies. 2 were absolute garbage that were never watched and the other was Empire Strikes back. So this means the Empire strikes back was playing virtually every day after school. I wonder if I'd like it more if I didn't see the damn movie 482 times... But honestly, it's my LEAST favorite of the original trilogy. It's some majorly broken pacing, about like Rogue One. which>>80743979 is my opinion of Rogue One.

I will never understand how the fuck Empire Strikes back gets the prestige of the best star wars when New Hope is by miles the best original. And it seems like, up until the 90s, they were generally seen in about equal light.

I think some moronic opinions are just started because humans are cattle who prefer to have the same opinions as everyone else.

Empire Strikes back to me might actually be shittier than the prequels (which weren't bad), Rogue One is DISTINCTLY shittier than the prequels.

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>>80744112
>How dare people have an opinion different than mine
t.sperglord

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>>80743979
>Empire is overrated
This thread is triggering the fuck out of me.

>>80744249
It'a just being contrarian for contrarian's sake. The same with shitting on Citizen Kane or calling DDL a "meme actor"

You kids have retardedly shallow faux opinions.

>>80744220
>Empire Strikes back to me might actually be shittier than the prequels (which weren't bad)
No way in shit this isn't bait.

>>80688927

i thought it was good except for the CGI characters, especially Leia at the end. Holy shit she looked like a fucking alien and really jarred the ending for me.

>>80741587
He can use his telekineses to control when and where they shoot so even if they coordinated their efforts they would still fail.

He's just tormenting them for the fun of it.

>>80688927
Also, why the fuck did Cassian not shoot fucking Krennic after deciding not to shoot Galen Erso? Like he easily could've killed him.

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>>80744313
I actually enjoyed CK. I know its a crazy concept for an older autistic redditor but people can have different opinions, now please stop spouting that buzzword just because this isn't a circle jerk agreeing with your opinion.

>>80744534
What is a buzzword you stupid fuck?
>TEEHEE YOU REBBIT IF I DISAGREE
right, I wonder who the newfriend is.

>>80744402
It ain't bait at all, homey. Any way you slice it Empire Strikes Back is, at best, tied with the prequels. It moves along at a slow clumsy stumble. The dialogue and acting are just as shitty. Return of the Jedi is just as good and A New Hope is miles better.

It may be THE most overrated movie I can think of. And as I've said before, prior to the 90s, there was no sublime love for Empire. Everyone I know liked either 4 or 6 better.

I think cattle become incapable of adopting opinions outside of the herd and that's literally the only reason I can come up with as to why it's put on such a tall pedestal.

But Rogue One is the same phenomenon, just 35ish years later.

I'd have to think long and hard at it, but I'm POSITIVE Rogue One is at the bottom of the Star Wars totem pole and Empire probably right next to it.

No contrarian, no troll.

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>>80744698
>Waaahhh you don't agree with me you're a fucking contrarian shitlord
Surprised you didn't include it in this post.
>I wonder who the newfriend is
I think you are faggot, you are literally shaking at the sight of any post that isn't >le original trilogy is 10/10 Rogue one is shit.
Literally a faggot blinded by nostalgia.

>tfw boba fett didn't show up at the end

>>80744936
Yup, because that is literally what I said.
>t. someone who didn't compare the prequels to Empire
If you honestly hold the opinion that Empire is on the same level as the prequel trilogy then, in an objective, structural filmmaking sense, you have no clue about film.

I am not saying you can't enjoy them mind you. I am saying that this is a situation like with The Room: it is a film that disregards the basics of decent filmmaking and storytelling.

If you unironically think The Room is competently made, I would call you an idiot. Much like if you said the same thing about the prequels, as they are poorly put together. But not only did you say the prequels were good...you added that Empire was on par with it.

Your entire shit opinion screams that you have a cursory or juvenile understanding of how films are constructed. Again by all means, enjoy the prequels. Just don't sit there like a complete autist and pretend they were made well.

>>80744981
THANK FUCK HE DIDNT

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>>80690160
he's referring to the song 'unfortunate son,' which includes the lyrics "it aint me." it's a classic vietnam war song. IAOPFN{AAOWIAFK{BNoa{pw)ifnpo{:iawnfaa

>>80745187
You're arguing with multiple people pal, I wasn't the one who was discussing empire strikes back with you, again people do have differing opinions.

>>80742690
But it describes the movie perfectly.

>>80745264
I highly doubt you aren't this poster:
>>80744883

I know it is you, buckaroonie.

>>80744883
>prior to the 90s
You mean, before your were born? In 1995?

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>>80745303
Take a second to breathe pal don't have a panic attack.

>>80745380
Your opinion is still contrarian garbage though.

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>>80745403
I think tumblr might be more up you're alley newfriend. They're keen on spouting buzzwords when people don't agree with them

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>>80745454
>EVERYTHING I DON'T LIKE IS TUMBLR OR A BUZZWORD TEEHEE
I think r/4chan is more up your alley newfriend.

Maybe you can find other fedora tipping faggots and squeal about how different you are from the "normies" who like Empire. You are a connoisseur of only the most purist of kinos.

That's literally you though, calling everyone a contrarian because they don't agree with you, I'm pretty sure reddit would be very accepting of you they tend to like your way of thinking over there from what I've heard.
I mean I'm 99% percent sure all the butthurt posts in this thread are you. You reply to anyone who says they enjoyed RG1 with >le contrarian
You're such an original nerd who's favorite series is getting ruined by us 'Normies'. I'm sure you'd get plenty of reddit gold for that hot opinion.
>>>/r/eddit

>>80745808
Forgot to pay you your last
>>80745608

>>80745808
>REBBIT REBBIT REBBIT

>>80745879
Not an argument.

>>80741475

this.

>>80745911
>calling you rebbit
>somehow an argument
>I'M NOT NEW I S-SWEAR

>>80746018
Not an argument.

>>80746059
Neither is what you said, sport.

>>80694216
agree, i find it annyoing how they had to go the easy way

>"oh the love to her lost father, that will move her to help"

Im not asking a masterpices but jesus, try something different disney. Do they waste all their original ideas for pixar movies or what?

>also those last 3minutes where her love grows out of nowhere for the only cholo in the galaxy was cringe