Hey Scotty you seen War Machine is going to get life in pris

>>80688192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeqelDCnFBA

lol you segwayed into a dog the bounter hunter thread with warmachine getting life

>>80688321
I'm trying to avoid it getting moved to /b/, I don't like those people.

I just wanna let it be known that Dog knows what's going on here at /tv/ late at night - brahs need to leave those tenderonis alone and get right with God.

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>not a single mention of Mack's profession

also lol@delated muscle man

The guy is just misunderstood.

LELAND BEAR MACE THESE MOTHERFUCKERS!

>>80688192
Post Doggette's massive tits.

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Would you bros a Beth?

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I think this is the peak of twitter comedy

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>>80688192

I once saw Dog The Bounty Hunter in the New Jersey airport. From the front he just kind of looked like a grizzled old man but once he walked by and I saw his glorious blonde mullet gently blowing in the breeze I instantly knew who he was.

>>80688647
I don't get why this wasn't turned into Will Ferrel movie yet.

>>80688676
How did you keep from popping a boner and immediately trying to fend off his bear mace attacks to make sweet love to him?

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>>80688742

>implying I don't still have a raging boner from the brief encounter years ago

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>tfw Dog's bitch Beth got a titty reduction I think

Doctors are evil.

>>80689024
jesus christ

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>>80689024
She definitely lost weight but I don't think your tits shrink that much just from losing weight, she definitely got the axe.

>>80689253
Dog in a half Kimono looks even better

>>80689253

Dog-Sama

>>80689253

he sure is swole

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>tfw I would unironically fuck the shit out of Beth

>>80688574
would suck if you were banging dog's wife Beth on the down low and then there was a fugitive sighting and dog busted in just as you were nutting looking for his wife to help catch the perp while she was actually catching the herp

>>80689358
He doing dem curls.

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>>80688574
>>80689024
>>80689253

>Her BFF is Shannon Tweed
>You will never have a threeway with them while spraying Dog and Gene Simmons with bear mace as they cry in the corner

What the hell do you even call the shit Dog wears?

>>80689763
collar

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>>80689891

I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.

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Reminder Dog is a convicted murderer and War Machine didn't do anything wrong.

>>80690119
he is convicted of felony murder, which just means he was on the scene perpetrating a crime while someone else killed a guy. USA land of the free

let's make that abundantly clear before you start spreading other rumors like that he's openly racist or something

>>80690262
>he's openly racist

He is openly racist, I've heard the tapes.

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>You will never start dating Baby Lyssa and become part of the bounty hunting family and then have a threeway with Baby Lyssa and Beth

I just want to go with Christ brahs. ;_;