>HBO just picked up the adaptation rights Welp. Is it

>>80683588
Fuck off, ameriplebs, I don't want this.

>>80683588
As long as they hire american actors and not ugly gooks, it'll be alright.

>>80683588
source?

>>80683588
It'll be Evangelion in name only and flop

>>80683769
entry level /v/edditors

>>80683588
>everyone will be 30

>inb4 identity politics and gay trans muslim rei

If Eva Green isn't playing Misato it's a waste.

>Shinji is a Mexican Illegal
>Asuka is black
>Rei is a transgender Muslim
>Misato is lesbian
>Gendo is a straight white male

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How would HBOs audience react to this scene?

>>80683954
Gemma Arterton would be better IMO

>>80684109
probably the same way they reacted to Sansa getting raped

>>80683588
no
it will be shit, someone's going to have sex, and we'll all be worse for it existing

>>80683639
>Asuka will be played by a sassy, young black woman

Book on it.

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>>80684229

i will scream

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Ohhhhh man. This is going to be great. We can have best girl wars in the west. Holy fuck, hopefully they ignite the flame. This will be delicious.

Asuka will finally win as best girl, and al you sick fucks who want a clone of your ded mum your dad lusts over can die in your sick caves.

But yeah, it will not have any actual story, it will be your generic meccha, with the christian themes highlighted (Lance, Adam) instead of the tang, and the angels.

>>80684025
>Misato is a lesbian

Fuck me, that means there will be a love triangle between Ritsuko and Kaji

>>80683588
its gonna be warehouse 13 worthy
without goggles

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> HBO

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING....

>>80684109
Don't think they'll be snapping fingers at the local williamsburg bar.

feels good knowing that anno will never let filthy westerners touch this series

>HBO picked up rights
>might see Misato's tits
This I like

>>80684229
nope, she'll be a muslim German because that's "the new face of Germany"

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>>80684025
>Shinji is a Mexican Illegal
>Gendo is a straight white male


You tards can't even into wrong

Both Gendo and Shinji would be Jews and Gendo would be portrayed as a wise leader. Turns out Seele are actually nazis and they are trying to stop Gendo from enlightening the people of earth.

>>80684437
Except it wouldn't be Misato, it would be just 3DPD tits.

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Kaworu is now the main love interest.

>>80684437
you spelt asuka wrong

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>>80684298
>Asuka will finally win as best girl

Asuka will only be best girl in your own fanfiction, lad, and that's not even Asuka, it's just your imagination. Rei will always be better than Asuka.

>>80683769
>garbage channel that makes shows for quote unquote "teens that are deep" picked up show that makes teens think they're quote unquote "deep"

It makes sense.

>>80684025
>soundtrack composed by Ramin Djawadi

REEEEEEEE!

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>>80684497
>Gendo will have crazy blonde hair

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>replacing cute anime girls with niggers and gays or even trannies

>literally no source
>google brings up nothing
>thread will still blow up

Fucking idiots.

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>>80684586
She is LITERALLY a clone of your mum you sick fuck. She is a mechanism to work the EVA units, nothing more, nothing less.

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Rei can finally be portrayed as she was originally intended to be, a strong woman of color who don't need no man.

>>80684557
I dont want to see an underage tits, I want a sophisticated woman like Misato showing her tits

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>>80684856
Nice description of Asuka there cuckold, since I remember Asuka was the fuckpuppet that got used by teenage boys that was literally good for nothing but piloting EVA.

>>80684766
Shut up, you're ruining a good thread that rarely happens on this lame board

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Do you think they'll rip of imagery from game of thrones instead of classic films?

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>>80684977
off*

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>>80684856
Rei = Goddess
Asuka = Literal sex doll made for beta losers

Liking Asuka = DOING IT WRONG

You're not supposed to like Asuka, you're supposed to find her fucked up and creepy, as she represents regression into the mothers womb by literally leading a life of 24/7 escapism.

>>80684977
I can see the first one but I'm not seeing it in the second comparison.

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Don't you want some chocolate Rei, /tv/?

>>80685023
Typical screeching Reifag, pay no attention to this rabble.

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>>80685023
>>80684904

She is LITERALLY your mother. Yes, choosing your mother for a love is the right choice, you fucking sicko's.

Which version of your motger do you like? Kek.

>>80685137

I want to lick those armpits.

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Both Reifags and Asukafags are wrong, there is one and only one Eva best girl.

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>>80685235
>n-no p-pls dont point out the facts

Too late Asukafag, Rei's superiority is coming a-knocking on your little mental safespace

>>80685307
Jesus Christ never say anything like that ever again

Which Angel was the best?

Which was the worst?

>>80684904
>Asuka
>good pilot
She jobs the entire series. Beaten by a guy who does not want to do it and kuyashii. (Translator::Kuyashii means he hates it)

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>>80683588
oy vey another chance to insert diversity and gays

>>80684857
how can I get a qt black weeaboo gf

>>80685329
Literally, your whole argument against Asuka is she is prone to stress, kek, enjoy fucking your mum, you sicko.

Asuka - Cons
>Prone to Stress
>Tsun (the best kind)

Asuka Pros
>could love you
>could show you emotion

Rei - Cons
>Prone to physical deterioration
>literally your mother

Rei - Pros
>SHE IS YOUR FUCKING MUM
>??

>>80685344
Leliel

Worst ones are the new ones in Rebuild

>>80685307
fuck off

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>>80685242
Rei is best girl for:

>Love
Loyal, fair, devoted, punishing for your mistakes

>Admiration
Literally a goddess, she is to be worshiped

>Friendship
Again loyal and devoted, and has more thoughts in her head than plebs like Asuka, she'd make for a good conversational partner

>In general
Simply the best of all worlds. Human beauty, alien mystique, godlike strength.

>literally your mother
She's a cartoon you deluded fuck. So is Asuka, except Asuka is a shitty cartoon.

>>80685422
>Leliel
You mean Ramiel. It even improves in Rebuild.

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>>80684229
>Asuka becomes black in Murrican live action adaptation
>Anno releases 4.44
>Entry plug problems and instrumentality turn Asuka black

3.33 did worse than this.

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Goddamnit. Is there anything sacred?

>>80685451
>Love

She can't even fight back, she's incapable of love.

Why do they keep pandering to /v/ on this board?

>>80685388
>insert gays

>>80683588
Maybe if it's filmed like Legion but with a higher budget.

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>>80685499
You're thinking of Asuka. Remember how Shinji more or less raped her and she did nothing?

>>80685451
>She's a cartoon you deluded fuck. So is Asuka, except Asuka is a shitty cartoon.

You are literally in love with an individual which represents your mother. Asuka is not DNA related to Shinji. All of those things are literal lies and I mean, they are actually against the canon of the EVA universe. All she cares about is Gendo, as she is fucking a clone of his wife who exists only to be used by him, and she fucking knows it.

You severely, SEVERELY misunderstood Rei's role in eva, and you picked wrong girl.

Good job. She is literally, not human, at all, she is a clone, she doesn't actually exist, she has no actual soul. She simply cannot love you, no matter how much time you enjoy spending with her, she is a clone.

>>80685507
It already has a good share of gay love.

>>80685468
Leliel is Ramiel's curvier bi-racial cousin and doesn't have a big purple dong

>>80685046
You don't see the crosses?

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>>80685401
That was putting it nicely. Pic related, Asuka is a symbol of regression into the womb. Rei represents freedom from it.

Basically:

Asuka - Cons
>Zero personality
>Low willpower
>Puppet
>Bitch

Asuka - Pros
>Good if you're a pedophile?

Rei - Cons
>??????
>Sort of depressed to begin with?

Rei - Pros
>Is a goddess
>Improves herself daily
>Intelligent
>Super strong
>Pleasant to be around

Rei > Asuka in every way.

>>80685550
Rei wouldn't even know she's being raped.

>>80685344
I fucking hate Ramiel.

>hurr hurr imma flying diamond look at me shoop da whoop durr

Such a boring motherfucker. The guy is a favorite only because the entire episode built around him was memorable. At least in the rebuild movie they made him visually interesting.

>>80685624
Yeah, but cross symbolism has been happening since forever.

pls rate my shit live action trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yt1yMtbQO0

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>>80685023
Best girl

>when bad bait gets replies

>>80683638
I'm a burger, we don't want this shit either. They will ruin it, might as well stick to ruining comic book heros and leave the anime alone. Asuka is best girl.

PSA: HBO don't have any adaption rights, you're all falling for bad bait. Fucking /tv/.

Uhm... I like both Asuka and Rei.

But Misato is the best girl.

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>>80685582
>You are literally in love with an individual which represents your mother.

Someone elses mother, to be precise, and even so, saying that Rei is best girl is just a fact, and not a declaration of love unto itself. What you think Rei represents != the truth.

>Asuka is not DNA related to Shinji
So? Both are literally cartoons. I'm not a cartoon, and I'm not Shinji. What have you been smoking?

>All she cares about is Gendo, as she is fucking a clone of his wife who exists only to be used by him, and she fucking knows it.
Rewatch the series. You got it all wrong.

>You severely, SEVERELY misunderstood Rei's role in eva, and you picked wrong girl.
Nah, that's what you did with Asuka, and I can prove it. You can't even prove that Rei is a clone of Yui, that's how fucking weak your shitty waifudom is.

Rei: Goddess Soul, artificially enhanced human being
Asuka: Weak mindless drone of NERV who cannot function without an EVA, an artificial womb for her to exist in.

Asuka gradually turns into a messed up suicidal wreck who can't even move her own body, because she spends her entire life escaping into a fantasy world where she's the best EVA pilot. She is running from her own problems, and is therefore a doll to be used by NERV and discarded. This is what happens in NGE as she's replaced by another pilot.

Rei gradually grows and discards her own mismanaged relationships with others, as well as learning more of herself. She doesn't run from her problems but tackles them head on, without accusing others for her own mistakes. This is what makes Rei able to break free, something Asuka was never able to do.

This is why Asuka is a broken doll at hte end of the series and Rei LITERALLY BECOMES A GODDDESS WHO KICKS GENDO'S ASS.

Congratulations on not getting basic Evangelion 101. Liking Asuka = being an escapist cummy in mummy otaku retard. Asuka is the symbol of regression into the womb.

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>>80683588
>HBO just picked up the adaptation rights
That's a real nifty source you got there, OP.

>>80685767
It all rests on how Ghost in the Shell does. If that bombs, we are safe I think, especially if it bombs in the East.

>>80685884
>>80685582
So, this is how pure Autism reads like.

>>80684915
Fuck off back to /v/ you cancerous tourist

>>80683588
It's gonna suck more balls that Sasha Grey.

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>>80685676
So when are you going to stop projecting Asuka's shit tier character onto Rei's?

>>80685938
Fuck off back to reddt, you piece of shit.

>>80685936
Nah, I just like setting delusional autismal retards like >>80685582
by just recounting what actually happened in the series. It's good for them, it stops them from falling too deeply into their own fantasy world.

>>80685960
You sound like a misleading political, Asuka was knocked out, unlike Rei who would just lay there, take it, and have no difference of opinion or emotion.

>>80685926
If you blur out ScarJo in every scene Ghost in the Shell actually looks pretty good.

>>80685985
Why would I go there when that's exactly what you and all the others that joined /tv/ after 2014 turned it into? Fucking christ kid at least try and pretend you've been here for more than 9 years when you step the fuck up to your superior

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>>80686060

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>>80686034
Asuka was without will to move. She's not knocked out, she's downright catatonic because she is a puppet with no will. She is a sex doll, in this scene Shinji represents the fat, disgusting Asuka fans who jerk off to Asuka, and Asuka is the figure these lardasses hotglue every day while they scream out for their lolita sex fantasy.

Picture related.

>b-but my fanfic scenario with rei
Didn't happen. Doesn't count, is retarded and if Rei is in that situation where she can't control, she'll just do with her assailant like she did with Gendo: lop off his fucking arm, or dick if need be.

Remember what happened to Gendo in EoE, anon? That's right. His entire life's work in ruins. Don't mess with Rei.

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>HBO NGE adaptation will be complete and will air before 4.0 is finished

>>80686089
>videogame player
>confirmed newfrog
>now has posted a picture of an ex president after what just happened
Enjoy the fucking watchlist kid

>>80686176
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

>>80685680
>he

>>80686205
>Nothing personal, kid

How fat are you? and when was the last time you showered?

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>>80685680

>The guy is a favorite
ANON-BAKA!

>>80686268
>>Nothing personal
Where does it say that you fucking confirmed tourist? ctrl+f shows its only you doing damage control after being utterly exposed by a real /tv/ user.

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>>80684229

>>80683588
No one wants this.

It's gonna be shit.

Don't support this shit.

>>80685344
Kaworu-kun the best

>>80686349
Your claim to being here for over 9 years proves you're a fatass, neckbeard, fedora tipper. Seriously, what are you still doing in a thread you claim should be deleted for bait?

>>80686696
>Your claim to being here for over 9 years proves you're a fatass, neckbeard, fedora tipper.
So you're admitting you're new?
>Seriously, what are you still doing in a thread you claim should be deleted for bait?
Who the fuck will tell you cancerous tourist to leave if not me? Look at what your fellow tourists did with /got/ to this board
>Shut up, you're ruining a good thread that rarely happens on this lame board
This board is lame with no good threads yet you're here every fucking day?

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>this thread

Asukafags BTFO forever. Rei is the best girl, Asukafags picked wrong because they're retarded.

>>80683769
there is none

>>80685999
Nah mate, you both are right in the spectrum.

Still, nice trips.

>>80687209
I'm the one telling the guy that they're just cartoons mate, and I do actually like telling off weebs like that.

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>asukafag ran away crying

Waiflets, when will they learn?

>>80683588
Great now we'll have a sex scene between Shinji and Rei six minutes into the first episode and maybe Misato doing some meth.

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Misato best girl.

>>80684977
Anno ripped off Ultraman and Devilman not Stalker.

>>80685242
And? If you didn't get a boner while reading Oedipus then you're quite literally a fucking faggot.

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>mfw reifags are literally too dumb to understand the complexities and nuances of asuka
>mfw asuka is best girl by far and is one of the best characters ever created in anime
>mfw rei fags are afraid of real human beings with flaws/emotions and have to revert back to loving a subservient doll over a real person
https://youtu.be/ArapHa9N87Y

>>80684025
epic

>>80684547
>now

>>80686176
>he still thinks Anno is working on Evashit after he finally got his dream career of working on tokushit

You poor soul.

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>>80685680
Ramiel was a female and the best girl you pleb.

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>>80687645
Rei is God tier, and Asuka is the doll of EVA. There are no nuances to this, there's an entire movie blasting it in your face, just like NGE blasts it in your face that Asuka is a shitty cunt.

Also, Asuka's character is literally a ripoff from Nausicaa and some anime doujins Anno read made by some . Not even a joke, look up Nobi + Anno. Asuka is at best a fanfic character Anno made to jerk himself off with, hence the EoE jerkoff scene.

Liking Asuka = not getting Evangelion. Fact.

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>>80687645
>f real human beings
You can be a real human being without being a raging cunt, anon.

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>>80687645
>mfw Asukafags are too delusional to understand the depth of Rei and Asuka's character
>mfw Asukafags literally pretend Asuka is a good character when she's a fucking failure in the original
>mfw Rei is the best girl in all of Evangelion and the most acclaimed and praised characters in anime
>mfw Asukafags use Asuka as a surrogate lover for their own failed love and sex lives
>mfw this is perfectly represented in NGE and EoE where Asuka is literally used as masturbatory aid

>>80684298
wtf is this pic, asuka shows affection in the movies?

>>80688230
It's from some spinoff fanfic game. Not from a film, Asuka is still a shit character only retards like.

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>>80683588
Any hope for a good Evangelion adaption is now down the drain, fuck.

Yui is the best girl

Just image her going berserk mode on your dick

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>>80688492

>>80685488
>implying 4.44 ever gets released

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>>80683588


>mfw the series are a sucess

>mfw Ghost in the Shell is a sucess as well

>mfw normies ruin evangelion and anime like they ruined western comic

>>80688608
Don't worry we can just ignore them forever, its not likes japs will care and make any of it canon. Besides Anno already ruined it years ago.

>>80684547
Good. He IS best boy, after all.

>>80689335
Kaworu is shit.

>>80689656
>imblying
Shinji needs some ass that loves him.

>>80683639
By american actors you mean niggers and shitskins right

>>80689994

What are you talking about? Misato, asuka and rei love him, shinji is just an autist that can't tell

>>80686945
>Rei isn't even real

Reifags eternally cucked.

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>>80690648
Salty asukafag detected.

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>People are actually taking the bait
/tv/ confirmed for dumbest board

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>>80683588
>'Muricanized names
>Shinji - Shawn
>Asuka - Ashley
>Rei- Ray
>Gendo- Gregor

So on and so forth

>>80691004
That image says literally fucking everything. It shows Shinji's pity for Rei, and that's all he will feel for her, he know she isn't real, yet she wants to be, it's like pinochhio. Nothing he does will make her real, all he can do is show her what lviin g is really like, she cannot physically return his love.

Look at the sadness in his eyes, he knows everything there is to know about her, and he is simply pities her.

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>>80691234
>ray
Played by pic related.