>villain is defeated in their lair >lair inexplicably

>hero tries to save villain from collapsing lair
>he chooses to die instead

>characters never shit or piss

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>main alien is defeated
>all minions immediately die

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>Leave me behind!
>Not...going...WITHOUT YOUUUUU!!!!

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>>80669491
>movie has a character

>>80669533
FUCKING THIS

I want to see a superhero movie where the main villain dies in a spectacular explosion, followed by 10 minutes of the heroes laboriously cleaning up the remaining minions that have nothing to do now

>>80669434
>villain falls unconscious
>*five minutes until self destruct*
>"we can't just leave him here"
>"Are you crazy he just tried to kill us?"

>>80669434
>He doesn't wear a deadman's switch heartrate monitor linked to explosives in the rafters of his house
What kind of pleb-tier supershitposter are you?

>>80670439
damn that does sound like a complex situation

>>80670881

>Villain watches a scary movie
>Jump scare
>Heart stops
>House explodes

>the villain has a dead mans switch

>>80671007
>007

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>Character bursts into dance

>>80672636
nice

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>>80672636
>obligatory dance scene at the end of the movie
>cuts to the villains dancing in jail

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>mission is accomplished
>self destruct sequence initiates

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>>80673309
>NO,.... FRIEZA!!!
>HAHAHAHAHA. This planet will blow up in 5 minutes!
>Three and a half hours later

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>>80669434
>Movie set in Ancient Rome or Greece
>Movie cameras are around to follow the action

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>>80670439
If we let him die we're not any better than he is!

>>80674466
dumb dogposter

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>ending shot shows villain's partially covered body under rubble
>his hand clenches into a fist

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>Movie shows how badass a character is by having him get into a random bar fight and beating up a bunch of hoodlums

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>>80674564
>ending shot shows villain's partially covered body under rubble
>hand gives a thumbs up to audience
>Credits roll

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>top villain is also the best fighter

>>80670439
>Lucius Malfoy tried to kill him
>Mrs Malfoy threatened to kill him
>Draco Malfoy has cursed him numerous times and threatened to kill him

Lets save Draco from nasty fire...Cuz reasons

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>>80674686
>Superhero uses newly-found powers to flex on his or her bullies

>>80674759
Well it did end up helping him

Also Malfoy actually tried helping him in Malfoy Manor, he was just a little bitch who didn't really have the guts to be evil

>>80674765
>and show extremely bad CGI super suit

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>Hero stops the timebomb at 0:00:01

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>>80674765
>teenager discovers superpowers
>doesn't use them to steal money, rape, and fuck up his bullies

>>80674809
It helped Rowling not Harry. Harry could have lied to Malfoy in the forest

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>>80674824
>bomb has a timer with a display and beeping sounds

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>Scientist demonstrates inter-dimensional travel by poking a pencil through a folded piece of paper

>>80674869
Yeah but then he'd just look like a dick

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>Foreign character
>Randomly insults characters with a made up word from their home country

>>80674953
provide a better way to explain it in layman's terms then

>>80669434
>main antagonist is neutralized for good
>his second-in-command becomes the primary threat for the final duration of the movie

>>80674953
>Scientist folds a piece of paper to demonstrate wormholes.

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>>80674824

>>80674996
tearing a hole through vagina and ass with your penis

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>>80674975
>Latino character
>Spikes his English with Spanish words

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>>80674824
>Cutting one wire speeds up the clock

Like on what fucking planet does this make any sense?

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>>80674824
>Hero stops the timebomb at 0:00:02 to avoid the trope

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>>80675005
>villain dies
>sequel has his secret son/daughter as the main villain

>>80675080
Fuck I've see that

>>80670881
I'm just never good enough for you.

>>80669434
There is almost always an explanation for this, dumb toadposter.

>>80675080

Anything within the last five seconds is the trope tbqh. The next five are borderline.

>>80675059
What do you mean, papi?

>>80670419
>followed by 10 minutes of the heroes laboriously cleaning up the remaining minions that have nothing to do now
This could unironically be absolute kino
Imagine,
>hero battered
>just finished struggling to kill big bad
>received last minute help from supporting character
>they stumble out half-dead
>they now have ~30 random grunts to take on

It would be especially awesome if you think of it in terms of progression. At the start of the film, the hero's weak and struggles with random goons, slowly gets better
By the middle of the film, he's an absolute badass
Then, as a badass he takes on the big bad who's a whole new class of badass
Then, having barely won and beaten bloody, he struggles to take on random goons again

>>80674836
That is what I liked from that otherwise forgettable movie with the teens that have super powers. I can't even remember how it was called.

>>80675241
The one where one of them dies and another one gets all moralfag about it?

>>80675030
>scientist use pizza for explaining time travel to clueless teen

>>80675241
Chronicle?

>>80674996
>Well the eagles, they work like this...
>*punches pencil through eagle*

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> villain's right-hand henchman has been secretly plotting mutiny
> pulls it off successfully, becomes the real villain

>hot woman knows how to fix cars/play sports/use videogames
>well I grew up with 4 brothers!

>>80675397
>villain's right hand man has been secretly plotting mutiny
>almost pulls it off, but the hero killed him right before right hand man could

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>Asian female character
>Hooks up with white lead

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>hero dies in the film's climax
>final scene has their funeral
>split second shot of their grave moving
>roll credits

>>80674824
>>80674928
>Bomb has a bunch of wires that are colour coded
>Character knows which wire to cut solely based off the colours alone, despite having no way of knowing if the villain wanted yellow to be the main line, rather than red

>>80675559
>not knowing the Official Guidebook for Bad Guys tells them which color to choose for each wire

idiot

>>80675559
We live in a society bonded by rules. If those rules are not followed we descend into chaos.

What's next? Using orange/white orange last when doing ethernet cables? That's fucking ridiculous, not even hitler would do such a thing.

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>>80674686
>movie shows how self-destructive character is by having him get into a random bar fight and getting the shit beat out of him

>>80675043
Underrated af.

I have been laughing at this shit for the past five minutes. I think I might've get have hurt myself.

>>80674824
>Device stops at zero seconds
>camera cuts to everyone waiting for it to stop or not
>it doesn't and everyone is relieved

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>>80675080
>james bond stops it as 0:07

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>black secondary character is playfully tired of the main characters antics yet follows along anyway
t.stranger things

What's the point of these threads?

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>>80674686
>Character gets into a fight with the biggest henchman
>Tried to headbutt him and only hurts his own head

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> henchmen sitting around talking randomly about their hobbies and life and shit
> hero shows up out of nowhere and they get BTFO

>Private security guard who probably doesn't even know his boss is evil
>Gets fucked up by main character

>>80675966
>character makes the same thread over and over

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>the bad guys try to fight good guy hand to hand, instead of just shooting him

>hero picks up annoying character along the way
>tries to ditch him throughout the whole film
>finally manages to do it
>climax
>hero is saved by character
>why'd you come back for me?
>we're a team aren't we?

>climactic fight scene
>main character duels with main villain
>sidekick character duels with secondary villain

BONUS
>female protagonist duels with female villain

>>80675059
We will do this on occasion anon

>>80676194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqQJOr4Rx5k

>Bad guy LITERALLY has a gun in his hand and decides to fight hand to hand.

>>80675059
>autistic character
>spikes his english with japanese words

>>80674686
ANYBODY SEEN BOBBY

>>80676328
This isn't real is it?
Holy shit it looks awful. Worse than marvelshit.

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>>80676111
>They're just average guys trying to eek out a living

>>80676383
>He's not seen Equilibrium

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM3BsAAO8JI

>>80675966
They're funny

>>80676328
In a similar vein:
>Bad guy has a firearm
>Hero doesn't
>Bad guy runs right up to hero to try and shoot him as though distance wasn't his only advantage
There was a brief moment in the newest XXX that fucking killed me, where a henchman grabs a rifle as Donnie Yen is fighting his buddies, turns towards him with it, then RUNS OVER to him until the muzzle is inches from his head. And is of course promptly disarmed

>>80670419
Django Unchained kinda fits this.

>>80676446
It's awful btw

>>80669453
>Post credits scene shows villains corpse, a finger moves.

>final scene reveals that villain is still alive
>it's a flop and sequel is never made

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>Main character and bad guy swing swords at each other
>Main character shows bad guy that his sword has blood on it
>Bad guy realises he's supposed to die now

>>80669491
When I told my friend Victoria's gimmick, that it is a 2+ hours long shot and that it starts in a club, the first thing he asked is how come they didn't go to pee and that this a major plothole.

>>80676756
I...

Umm...

Hmm.

>>80669563
BABY UR SO BEAUTIFUL

WHATCHU NEED A MARRIAGE FOOOOR

>>80676173
>tfw some jerk in a mask dislocates both of your shoulders on your first day of work

>>80676915
>tfw evilcorp subs their security out
>tfw wasn't even supposed to be on this site but dave called in sick

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>>80669850
>movie

>>80675066
>cutting one wire makes the digital display a complete mess, so they can't tell how much time is left

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>theres a countdown scene
>10
>9
>8
>7
>different scene that is obviously longer than a minute and doesn't continue the time from the countdown
>7
>6
>5
>4
>3
>2
>bomb diffused

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>80676974
>three days until retirement
>some asshole in a suit throws you into acid tank

>>80669453
>TAKE MY HAND!
>AND MY OTHER HAND!

>>80675533
League of Extraordinary Men is one of them

>>80675420
>use videogames
>use

>Let's have the final confrontation of superheroes / giant robots in a highly populated city

>>80675705
>Villian follows the rules
Hmm

>>80675420
>My dad ran a chop shop!
>Turns a window washing platform into a catapult for burning barrels
Every time

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>Character who has never used a gun before is given a pistol
>"It's easy, just point and shoot!"

>>80669434
>>80669533
>>80669563
>>80669850
>>80672636
>>80673168
>>80673309
>>80674486
>>80674686
>>80674755
>>80674765
>>80674824
>>80674836
>>80674928
>>80674953
>>80675032
>>80675080
>>80675086
>>80675501
>>80675533
>>80675772
>>80675873
>>80675999
>>80676194
>>80677082
>>80677145
STOP

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>>80677746

>Do you know how to use one of these?
>This is the dangerous end, right?

>>80677746
I think they mean shooting someone else, not yourself ;)

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>American Government are the good guys

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>Character is fine with killing people
>Won't fuck the underage girl because it's "wrong"

>Film set in present
>"London: England"
>Film suddenly goes back in time 100 years but only for scenes in London

>>80677746
>shoots perfectly at the target long away
>"will that do?"

>>80677106
thats smarter

>>80677752
Imagine what it takes to make someone that much of a faggot.

>>80677640
>i should have killed you!
>yeah you should

>i made you!
>yeah big mistake

>take us to the hive
>sir i have strict orders to...
>knife knife knife

Every time

>>80677953
>Is effortlessly shooting bad guys at 25+ meters an hour after picking up a gun for the first time

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>>80677849
>FBI fights CIA as if they're opposite factions

>>80677997
>*sips scotch*
Every time

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>Character is handed his first gun
>Shoots and misses target by a mile
>"No, this is how you do it"
>Shows character how to hold it and aim
>Gets perfect headshots every time afterwards

>>80675705
I thought the whole point of being a villain is saying fuck it and doing things your own way.

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>>80678063
>>Shoots and misses target by a mile
>"did i?"
>actually hit the even harder target

>>80677746
>gun kickbacks and hits caracters face

i wish it

>>80678150
Name five movies which do this

>>80678063
>Girl character has a gun
>"Hey do you even know how to use that thing?"
>She loads the magazine into it
>"Oh, I guess you really know what you're doing!"

>>80677639
>>80678075
But even villians know better than to mess with standard procedures.

They would need to have their own engineering schools and standarization offices just so they could use another type of colored cable.

>>80678075
What kind of shit ass villain doesn't put a self destruct button in his lair?

>>80677746
>character has a gun
>everyone who sees the gun can't believe it, like guns are some taboo or something
fucking europeons and commiefornians

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>Location starts to fall apart
>old and wise man :"YOU FOOLS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"

>>80678230
If I can't even name one, what are you going to do to me?

>big car chase and gunfight in middle of a city
>no one around, no cops come
>guy just drives off after killing everyone
>no manhunt based on cctv footage
>john wick just goes home with his dog

Every time

>>80678533
What's worse, that or the exact opposite?

Handguns are illegal in England but everyone in Torchwood has no issues with seeing them frequently.

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>main character starts fighting with goon/vilain/minion
>the vilain makes a move that nearly destory MC's pelvis
>MC makes a funny worried face for a split second and continues to fight

>Main character gets shot in the shoulder
>"It's just a flesh wound!"
>Most people shot in the shoulder never regain full control of their arm or hand.

>>80678716
It's established that they know the police

>>80678716
My mom kept asking that during the whole movie.
>where are the police?

>>80678716
>hero has tactical suit lining that makes him bullet-proof
>armored mercenaries drop like flies
>john wick
>every time

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>character is shot
>barely even notices it

>>80678946
That's actually a thing.

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>Villain shot in the head
>Becomes more powerful than ever

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>main character finds the conveniently placed weapon that is guaranteed to defeat his enemy

>>80678966
>Supporting character sliced in half
>Becomes even more powerful than you can imagine

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>"but that's on the way to [villian's lair]"
>"exactly"

>>80674824
>timebomb

What? What would have happened had the time bomb gone off? Do you mean the timer?

>hero is getting shit kicked out of them
>villain makes a smug comment
>hero makes epic quip
>hero achieves "superior battle mode"
>demolishes villain instantly

>>80678075
>Social convention states I should pull down my pants and underwear before I take a shit
>I'm a villain though, so fuck that noise, I'm just going to sit down on the toilet and shit

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>villian and main character team up
>"wait, THAT'S where you live?"

>>80678743
>handguns are illegal

Stop talking about shit you know nothing about.

>villian: "the party just started"
>stealthy hot chick knocks him out
>"too bad mama is home soon"

>>80679124
>not having your shit vacuumed up your mouth to keep the anus clean as a whistle

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>character wakes up
>just a dream
>few scenes later
>it wasn't a dream after all

>>80679249
Just like my Japanese animes!

>>80679177
That is blatantly true though, britshit .22 "handguns" with huge clown barrels and coat hanger stocks don't count

>>80669453

I find this more depressing than annoying, because I see it happen in children's movies too. Latest example I saw was the Lion King 2. Simba's daughter trying to save the mother from that opposing pride. And that movie already showed one of the mother's son being killed chasing after Simba earlier. How do they get away with that sort of stuff? It's as impressive as it is disturbing

>>80678956
IIRC a guy in Afghanistan actually bled out inside his fatigues without ever realizing he had been hit

>>80679333
>character wakes up from a dream
>they're still in a dream

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>>80679082
>Anon makes a post
>he's retarded

>>80678878
Uh, he shoots everyone in the head.

>>80678533
I loved this in Man from Nowhere
>Protag shows up to final showdown with antagonist's entire gang, armed with knives and bats
>They laugh at him and talk shit
>He pulls a gun and starts shooting them as they cower and try to hide
>HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET A GUN?!?

>>80679673
Why didnt they shoot him in the head?

>rig your lair to explode if you are defeated
>be paranoud as fuck that you are living in an exploding lair

Thats no way to live, how could you ever relax?

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>Characters have sex
>No cleanup afterward

>>80679819
This seems like it could be an amusing joke in a comedy
>Villain's lair has self-destruct system
>Villain set a codeword to activate it
>Forgot what it is
>Is perpetually nervous that he is going to say the word by accident

>>80679819
you're the bad guy, you don't realx

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>villain stabs hero's wife in front of the police
>"I have diplomatic immunity... HAHAHAHA!"
>police go "Fuck!", shrug their shoulders and tell the hero that there's nothing they can do

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>>80676279
>climatic fight scene
>hero fights his nemesis
>nemesis wrecked the hero earlier in the movie
>finally the hero can get his revenge
>female sidekick swoops in and kills the nemesis

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>>80677752
>Frogs are posted on 4chin
>Someone on 4chan is triggered

>>80679943
drives me fucking nuts

>>80679923
Pimpmobile.

>>80680029
better not get into San Andreas speedruns

>>80679923
>set traps all over your lair like the collector
>forget where you put them all and be terrified to leave your room

>>80679932
That's pretty much how it works.

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>Dorky character gets in a confrontation
>Does a spastic imitation of kung-fu

>>80676334
But that's accurate...

>>80669491
fucking 24

>>80680185
too many painful memories?

>Protagonist goes on a journey to save his shit tier girlfriend just to find that the cute girl who joined his group is who he should be with

>>80680234
They go during the commercials.

>>80679431
Moving goalposts? Pathetic.

>>80679540
Don't be so hard on yourself lad. We all make mistakes.

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>>80680574
>Britshits think this counts as being able to own a handgun

>>80681065
But it is a handgun. Stop moving goalposts. Next time, specifically mention what you consider a handgun so you don't look so fucking stupid. Don't bother replying, I won't feed your (You) addiction any more. The fact you use 'cuck' means you're breaking Rule 2 anyway. So not worth my time, kid.

Pathetic.

>>80681065
Is that a paintball gun?

>>80669453
name three movies that do this

>Villian somehow managed to hide a trillion dollar base away from the government

>>80681433
Nope.
It's a Browning Buckmark (.22) with a comically long barrel and pointless rod on the frame to skirt the British definition of a handgun, because British gun laws are fucking retarded.
This is the closest bongs can come to owning a handgun.

>>80681529
That's why it's inside a mountain, silly.

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>hacker creates a program capable of tracking anyone on the planet
>hacker is a 20 something athletic black woman that looks like a model

>>80681244
You look like much more of a sperg than he does tbqh phamalam.

>>80681602
But how does someone hide a million tonne excavation?

>>80681587
What is the function of the rod? Is it really there simply to make the gun "longer" so it's closer to a rifle than a handgun?

>>80681976
The rod serves no function. It is literally just a rod tacked on because the law defines handguns based on length.

>>80670419
Kingdom Hearts 2

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>>80677752
> anon autistically gives (You)s to everyone in the thread

This is the worst trope of all

>>80677991
Some say he is still spreading AIDS to this day

>>80679177
His country has knife licenses

>>80669453
>villain pleads for his life
>hero saves him
>villain then turns against him
>dies while trying to kill the hero

>>80678027
is this real?

>sneaks into lair
>steal clothes
>blends in
>gets caught out
>escapes lair
>lair is never improved or upgraded in any way

>>80674824
honestly the scene at the end of Goldfinger when Bond is scrambling to stop the bomb and fumbling with the wires only for the specialist to casually reach over and stop it by just flipping a switch is great, but the fact that it stops with 0:07 on the timer makes it kino of the highest form

>>80680446
>the cute girl then gets sniped by the IDF just as they're about to confess to each other

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>female antag falls for the protag and vice versa

>>80669491
Jessica Jones averts that. We get a shot of her on the toilet

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So, /tv/ is there a single action flick where BOTH protagonist and villian are competent for once?

>>80679063
Spectre was the worst offender of this
>Lets go to the bad guys lair because he's bad even though we never see anything bad that he's done nor is there any threat of him doing something bad that we have to prevent
>oh sweet this train has a stop right there
>villains henchman tries to kill Bond during the train ride... even though the villain wanted Bond to come to his lair and Bond was literally on his way there
>they get off the train and there's a fucking car waiting for them
>they get in and go to the lair
>"ok torture time"
>5 minutes later Bond and the girl escape and the base blows up
>30 minutes left in the fucking movie

fucking hell that movie was a mess, like how hard can it be at this point to make a decent Bond film? there are 24 movies in the series you'd think by now they'd have a madlibs style sheet where they can fill in the blanks to come up with a plot, but instead we get "BOND'S GONE ROGUE" three movies in a row with the story having to do with his past somehow. I just want him to be given a mission at the beginning and completing it by the end like the old days. It's like they think if they don't rip off Bourne and Mission Impossible the film will flop, fucking Sony

>>80683889
Die Hard

>>80679333
>character wakes up from a dream
>just a dream
>few seconds later
>it was actually the Flash time traveling from the future
>never brought up in the film again

>>80683889
I was gonna say Skyfall since Silva succeeds in killing M while Bond succeeds in killing Silva but then I remembered how much of a clusterfuck both of their plans were. I guess they both succeeded in having completely over the top and convoluted plans that both conveniently worked out?

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>climactic action sequence
>audio fades to silence
>music swells

>>80681065
take away the rod and the long barrel and that's a pretty /fa/ gun

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>>80684783
I actually have one (not the retarded British version obviously), it's a fantastic little .22
I apparently don't have a picture of it on my computer, so have the .357 instead.

>>80684413
Examples?

>>80684413
>Simba vs Scar in The Lion King

more like The Lion Kino

>>80674486
Trudeau pls go

>Characters break into rap dancing and act all gangsta at the end of the movie

>>80673168
kek, reminds me of Shrek
any other movies where this happens?

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>bunch of henchmen armed with rifles or machine guns
>leader of the henchmen only has a comically small pistol

>>80674824
>hero finds bomb
>bomb has 60 minutes left
>about to cut wire
>sees Taco Bell across street
>"if this blows, I don't want to die hungry"
>goes to get Taco Bell
>stuffs himself
>gets indigestion
>spend 30 minutes in toilet
>gets back
>10 seconds left
>cuts wire
>survives
>but soon dies of food poisoning

would you fund it?

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>>80683702
where does this happen please do tell

>>80684064
>>villains henchman tries to kill Bond during the train ride... even though the villain wanted Bond to come to his lair and Bond was literally on his way there
This was the film's worst offense and pissed me off so much
I refuse to believe no one noticed it in pre-production or filming
Still, not as bad as Skyfall's big bad's ability to see the future

>>80687021
BRRRAAAAP

>>80687021
ass way too big

>>80679025
>Character unzips dick
>It's larger than you ever imagined.

>>80677746
>character refuses to use guns all their life because it would be too easy
>is given a gun in a tight spot later on
>"This is so awesome. This is so much better than those stupid fucking gadgets I used to make."

>>80687049
Really? I thought it was worse than Skyfall because at least Skyfall was entertaining and had a fun third act once they went to Scotland. Even if Bond's plan was absurdly stupid ("let's take her off the grid so he can't kill her but also intentionally lead him to us") but maybe I'm a sucker for house under siege endings

>drops gun
>lets finish this

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>Antagonist throws away his gun and challenges the protagonist to fight hand-to-hand
>Protagonist throws away his gun too instead of just shooting the bad guy.

>Character intimidates police into letting him go

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>Greedy character only in it for the money dies a horrible death at the end of the movie

>>80669434
It's a literary device showcasing how everything the villain has built through force of personality and will rapidly comes apart without them there to maintain it, because their machinations are built on their own self-interest and not a lasting foundation of teamwork and community.

>>80687260
Everything about Skyfall pissed me off once the bad guy got caught (which was like halfway through)
>getting caught was part of my plan
>i knew i would be put in this clearly recently built glass prison in this exact location
>i have spies everywhere to help me escape
>trust no one hahaha!
>my plan you ask? why did i devote my entire life to building a criminal empire? easy, to kill one old lady who pissed me off
>because old-fashioned spywork and just shooting her in the head is impossible (yes Bond, I know you broke into her house without her knowing back in casino royale, but that was obviously non-canon)
>oh, you think you can escape by driving to scotland after a huge terrorist attack?
>WRONG
>i will come at you with so many men you better rig your house up better than the fucking kid from home alone
>oh... you've literally rigged your house up like the kid from home alone but with guns
>well, do you want to at least spend some exposition on your backstory before this ends with me dying?

Spectre at least (mostly) made sense

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>movie ends
>funny character looks at the camera
>"why are you guys still here? the movie's over"

>>80687547
name 3 movies this has happened in

>character betrays the protag
>character proceeds to explicitly describe every step of his plan and who's involved as well as presenting the very evidence that would implicate everyone involved and tells the protag where he's keeping it
>character leaves the protag alive even it will still be hours before his plan comes to fruition

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>henchmen with rifles get taken out
>they fire their rifles as they fall dead to the ground

>>80683702
>hero feels betrayed when he finds out who she is
>she sacrifices herself to help him at some point

>>80686670
1/2 of all cgi animated movies end in song

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>>80687771
>someone gets shot with a machinegun and they keep wobbling and standing up until the firing stops

>>80676431
>eek

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>>80676328
>Bad guy has a gun in his hand and decides to walk towards the swordsman

>>80687373
>brown man prepares for a noble duel by showing off his refined swordsmanship
>White guy just shoots at him

>>80687499
Eh, I was more upset with the "Bond is Blofeld's adopted brother and everything that happened in the past 4 films was part of Blofeld's plot to get revenge because his dad liked Bond" thing.

And the fact that they tried to make the villain being Blofeld a twist in a movie titled fucking "SPECTRE". It was on the level of Khan in Star Trek Into Darkness being a twist for the sake of a twist. No one who knows who Blofeld is was going to be surprised that he was the villain in a movie titled Spectre, and for everybody else they'd just react with "okay, who? so?" since it has no impact on the rest of the plot.

If the twist was that M was Blofeld (Ralph Fiennes as Blofeld would be incredible) that would be a great fucking twist, but just revealing that the person who we already know is the movies villain has the same name as Bond's nemesis is just meaningless

>>80688882
>bad guy has an army of armed mercenaries
>unarmed cops charge at them
>mercenaries don't just mow them down
>unarmed cops win

nolan you HACK, I'm still trying to figure out what "biggest since the silent era" means

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>good guy fighting bad guys
>kid standing in street about to get hit by large object, standing still and looking at it
>"Ah jeez kid, come on!"
>hero swoops in and saves kid while villain does nothing

>>80689229
>little kid dressed up like the hero
>villain is about to fuck shit up
>kid stands in his way to stop him
>hero arrives and rescues the kid before fighting the villain


fucking retarded kid deserved to die, the fact that I can think of 2 superhero movies from the past few years off the top of my head that did this makes it worse

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>Movie takes place on a spaceship in outer space
>The ship has an earth-like gravity

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>>80687771
>Modern gun falls on the ground
>It fires

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>>80688555
>Anon gets dubtrips
>Nobody notices

>>80689531
does she get fucked wearing that? does she make ree ree noises while doing it?

>>80687021
I've seen it in an anime visual novel

>>80677168
>Uh, in English villain?

>>80671007
I've worked as a paramedic, this shit happens too often.

>>80675166
Kind of happens with Stannis after battle of Winterfell.

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>>80687771
>they fire into the air before falling over railings

>>80683453
I can literally hear the James Bond theme in my head now

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>Hero can't bring himself to kill the villain
>Fires the bullet next to his head instead
or
>Empties clip into air

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>>80679943
Fortunately TDKR avoids this.

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>Hero clearly isn't going to succeed in their mission or goals.
>A child, who the hero left in the protection of others, sneaks away from said protection and with a bit of luck/random chance, does something which lets the hero succeed

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>>80669434
>Inexplicably
Since you didn't mention a self destruct sequence I assume you're speaking of cliches in the fantasy genre where upon slaying a magical entity like a wizard or demon their place of residence collapses?

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>character has a group of sidekicks/friends
>they're in a group of 3

>>80687021
Am I the only one who noticed DAT ASS?!

>1970s
>private island with no guns allowed
>bruce lee happens to be there to save the day

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>>80674755
This is only dumb when the villain has a canon power level equal or greater than his entire army. Otherwise he's better off using his talents leading rather than risk dying in a fight.

>>80677746
>character who has never used a lightsaber before is given one
>"its easy, just play dead and throw it to the girl"

>>80686670
Zootopia

>MC tactically rips out passenger seat in some ladys car
>so he can sit a whole 6 inches lower

Miss this trope

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>>80693823

>>80694579
>A character in the house overhears another character's plans, by lifting the second telephony receiver (hand over the microphone)

Miss this too.

>>80678027
perhaps the FBI is wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane

>>80672636
>Character bursts into treats*
fixed

>>80683889
Terminator 2

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>Hero starts monologuing in front of the villain
>Villain shoots them the moment their back is turned.
I've yet to see a movie ever do that.